Celebrity Mad Libs: Nicolas Cage Got Into a Physical Fight with Vince Neil
Two things: Vince Neil is abusive has-been garbage and Nic Cage is a secret white knight. An everyone-knew and a who-knew in the same sentence!
Just a couple hours ago on the Las Vegas strip, a woman approached Nicolas Cage, who was dressed in a suit best described as Violet Beauregarde Chic, for an autograph. A wild Vince Neil appeared and, according to TMZ, “allegedly got behind the woman, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground.”
So Cage took him outside and went fancy blue Ghost Rider on him.
It never occurred to me that Nic Cage would be good to have around in a crisis, but you learn something new every day.
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