Carrie Fisher Is a Boss Ass Bitch

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | December 4, 2015 |

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | December 4, 2015 |

Carrie Fisher talked with the Wall Street Journal about her history with Star Wars as well as the new movies, and the whole interview serves as a great reminder of a fact that had somewhat slipped my memory lately: Carrie Fisher is a boss ass bitch. She has opinions. She says them. That’s about it.

For example, when asked for her opinion on the news that there would be no more merchandise produced featuring Leia in her slave outfit, her answer is quite simply,

I think that’s stupid.

If you don’t know what to say to your kids about s gold bikini, Carrie Fisher really does not seem to care. At all.

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?” Tell them that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear that stupid outfit, and then I killed him because I didn’t like it. And then I took it off. Backstage.

Sometimes I do when I get immature, but no. Finally, no. I don’t like looking at myself. I have such bad body dysmorphia. But I’m in the movie. I think Harrison’s the most popular character. He’s the most popular actor of the gang, so they’re going to show a lot more of him. It’s business.

And she gets business.

It’s a male-dominated planet. White male—he delivers.

There’s a lot more great stuff in the whole interview, but finally, Fisher gets a lot of strange comments thrown her way, but there’s one that tops the list, if only for its ubiquity. What’s the weirdest thing fans say to her?

Oh come on, that’s endless. It’s: “I thought about you every day, from when I was 12 to 22.” Every day? “Well, four times a day.”