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Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | November 6, 2013 | Comments ()


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“I’m lucky to have an active lifestyle,” Blake tells Vogue Paris (via Just Jared).

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“I’m always on the go. I don’t need to have a (trainer) or pay attention to what I eat.

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“I can’t start my day without a cup of hot milk chocolate or finish without crunching a few dark chocolate squares. It’s good for my morale.”

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Keep in mind, when announcing her new lifestyle company, this is the same person who said, “I have so many passions outside of acting and things that I grew up being good at and that I don’t utilise when acting. Acting was something that my family did so I just kind of got into it by default, but there was so much that I cultivated, thinking that I wouldn’t be an actor.”

Neat. Good for you.

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  • kirbyjay

    I'm hoping the dog did or is gonna pee on her purse.

  • She's like Kim Kardashian to Gwyneth's Paris Hilton

  • John G.

    Do we have a new Gwyneth??

  • e jerry powell

    I was expecting a different kind of fucking meadow.

  • Bert_McGurt

    This one? F*cking Meadow, indeed. Can't park a car to save her (dad's) life!

  • e jerry powell

    Mmmm, no, not quite that one, either.

    ;-D

  • BWeaves

    Well, I have to admit that for the first 50 years of my life I did not have to watch what I ate and I didn't work out and I was skinny and a perfect size 6. Granted, I had thyroid disease, but my only side effect was staying skinny.

    Then menopause hit. What a bitch. No longer could I skip lunch and lose 5 lbs in the blink of an eye. On the plus side, I have curves now. On the negative side, those curves are a bitch to maintain. I just look at chocolate milk and my waist grows 2 inches.

    The main difference between me and her? I never, until now, bragged about it. And I certainly didn't fall into a cushy, well paying job just because my family was in the business.

  • Guest

    She's what? 26? Yeah. I ate whatever I wanted when I was 26. Kicked myself in the butt when I turned 30 and in 3 months gained two pants sizes and now I watch what I eat and workout all the time. Enjoy it while it last, Blake.

  • I can't unsee Eli Manning in that Cool Story Bro GIF.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Celebrity in Vogue: "I eat truffles and drink champagne for breakfast. I am so lucky to have an active lifestyle of poodle clothes shopping at Harrods and show-jumping at the Louvre."

    Same Celebrity in Shape 6 months later: I do pilates with Sven 7 days a week and eat a sensible portion of salmon liver each day".

    Same Celebrity in plastic surgeons office between those 2 magazine shoots: "Ass, thighs, hips, stomach and chin".

  • John G.

    "show jumping" sounds like something the rich do with horses. I can't figure out what that would be at the Louvre though

  • L.O.V.E.

    John, the célébrité and the noblesse are mocking you for your naivete. If you were in France now Brigitte Bardot would use her cigarette holder to blow smoke in your face, call you a silly man and laugh at you as you stepped in dog poop. She would then have you thrown out of the country.

    You see, the Louvre is frequently closed-off to the proletariat so that the rich and famous can hold pony shows and cricket matches there. All the art in it are facsimiles. The real art is in the homes of the Second Estate.

  • Jiffylush

    I would just like to say GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE.

    Carry on.

  • Kevintw

    Hot milk chocolate? Who the fuck says that?

  • MichaelEhrgott

    Haha yes! That was definitely my first takeaway from the article.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Beware Paltrow: She's younger and just as vapid. You better step up your patrician game or you'll lose your empire.
    Today, while enjoying a facial scrub comprised of diamonds, smugness and salt derived from the tears of poor children who eat McDonalds; you better drop the Vanity Fair vendetta and start planning to take down Gossip Girl.

  • becks_

    I hate to call someone a liar but there is no way this woman doesn't watch what she eats and exercise. I remember a few years ago she was gaining weight and I saw bikini photos of her and her stomach was not toned, nor were her legs. Nowadays she's about 15 lbs lighter and her body looks significantly more toned.

    I honestly have no idea why she would lie other than the obvious reason, to inspire jealousy by insinuating she doesn't have to work for her figure. If she is trying to do that then she's a bit of an asshole.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Don't they all say stuff like that though? I can't remember the last time I read an article about a starlet that didn't feature a line like "I love pizza!" or "Oh, I totally pig out, I'm just like you, the unwashed masses!" Even my beloved JLaw does it.

  • chanohack

    The worst are the ones that are like, "I stay fit chasing my kid/s around, so fun EL OH EL!"

  • becks_

    I would say many of the interviews I've read with actresses where they discuss their diet and exercise routines emphasize the hard work they put in. I've read through articles where models describe their 1200 calorie/day diets and their daily gym visits. I thought that was the mark of pride for most of these famous women, discussing all their efforts to stay fit. Even Gwyneth emphasizes how much work her diet and exercise regimen are for her.

    I don't like when women pretend they don't work for things but I'm perfectly happy to celebrate their efforts with them.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I guess we read different articles - the ones you read sound better. Because I am constantly reading about "hating exercise, loving food and pigging out" and yet still maintaining a 20-inch waist, and it makes me sad, and hungry for chocolate...

  • kirbyjay

    I also love the big A-listers who go on and on about their kids but..
    A) Have a Nanny for each one
    B) Spend most of their time away on location
    C) Sell their kids images to the highest bidder
    D) Couldn't pick them out of a line-up unless they checked the latest magazine cover.
    E) Give them weird names for attention
    It's like once they achieve success, they lose their soul, or maybe didn't have one in the first place

  • becks_

    I'm thinking the difference may come down to L.O.V.E's comment above because I suppose I don't read that many straight up celebrity gossip sites or magazines and so I mostly read about the celeb fitness stuff when I'm reading health blogs, articles, etc.

  • "I was such a nerd in high school! I wore glasses and braces!" - every famous bitch EVER. Buncha bitches.

  • Anthony Hoffman

    It's hip to be a nerd all of a sudden. If you didn't get your ass kicked, bullied, humiliated, ostracized or made fun of for being yourself, eat shit.

  • becks_

    They definitely all claim they were ostracized nerds who no one asked to prom.

  • She really is Serena, isn't she? Very pretty, friendly, just kind of super dumb and way less interesting than everyone else around her (except for Dan because fuck Dan). Plus she just lives in this fantasy world where everything is unicorns and sparkles and giggles and being pretty and friendly and kind of super dumb.

    Yeah, I watched Gossip Girl. Shut the fuck up.

  • Emilie

    exactly! even the way she holds that damn ugly bag!

  • Zen

    I used to read Gossip Girl, so you beat me. Also, Sweet Valley High - and she reminds me of Liz.

  • [A]

    what is someone from Texas doing with Mafalda in their avatar..?

  • Mrs. Julien

    She's not originally from Texas...

  • axis2clusterB

    Totally agree with all of this. Yeah, I watched it, too.

  • Modernlove

    (except for Dan because fuck Dan)

    Amen. A-freaking-men.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I'd fuck Dan just to accurately say I personally fucked Dan, but mean it in the bad way. Because fuck Dan so much I'll switch hit to make a damn point.

  • Guest

    This is a bad thing why? I'm looking on the bright side. Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna pitch af it if this takes off. Team BLive all the way!

  • Cody

    You know, snark is all over the internet, and it can be really tiresome. But good god, no one does it like Pajiba. Thank you, Courtney. Loved this post. :-)

  • I can't wait for the Ricky Bobby lifestyle website/magazine/empire that is sure to follow:

  • Bert_McGurt

    Tip 1: Give yourself sufficient space to exercise:

  • That movie is way more funny that it should be.

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