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Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Men with Tiny Dogs

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrities Are Better than You | July 20, 2014 | Comments ()

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James McAvoy


Joel McHale


Michael Fassbender

Matt Bomer


Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Jason Segel


Zach Braff


Andrew Garfield


Anton Yelchin

Mathew McConaughey


Ben “Jean Ralphio” Schwartz


Jeremy Renner


Heath Ledger


Jason Schwartzman


Hugh Jackman


Chris Messina


Robert Downey, Jr.


Sam Rockwell


Leo DiCaprio


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  • BobbFrapples

    So many Chihuahuas...

  • TheOriginalMRod

    We found a lost Schipperke last week that we had for one night until we found its owners. We kind of fell in love... he looked like a furry potbellied big, or a tiny black bear cub. I thought surely he was a puppy, nope, 11 years old.

  • tarqueeny

    Thank you for the James McAvoy picture.
    That is all.

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  • denesteak


  • That was all I came here to say. Thanks for beating me to the punch. :)

  • denesteak

    I actually don't even care about the puppy really. It's him in a suit that reduces me to HUBBA HUBBA mode.

  • Hugh Jackman has the exact same look on his face as every other guy who has to walk his significant other's rat. On a related note, Peter Dinklage's dog has got a 'Don't even THINK about it' look on it's face if ever I saw one.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Cary Grant and a pocket sized fox terrier? Anyone? Mrs Julien?


  • Donna SHerman

    That's fine, I didn't really need to be living anyway.

  • denesteak


  • Salasalu

    Heath Ledger pic gave me the feels :(

  • laylaness

    Real disappointed that Norman Reedus didn't make this list, Rowles.

  • BendinIntheWind

    That Jeremy Renner pic gave me the sads, but thank god Hugh Jackman was close by to help.

    Also I want to freaking SQUEEZE Ben Schwartz's puppy. So cute.

  • BWeaves

    Hugh Jackman looks like he should be walking a Husky. When I scrolled down, I was a little shocked.

  • kirbyjay

    Once more, Sam Rockwell for the win.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Where are the basset hounds, Dustin?!

  • e jerry powell

    Back in the seventies, it appears...

  • And so it goes....

    Mickey Rourke

  • BWeaves

    Too scary.

  • Guest

    What? No Tom Hardy? When i clicked on this link it was solely to see this:

  • e jerry powell

    Okay, he and the puppy must gay marry me NOW.

  • Jack London

    How many of these are just puppies? I'm not a dog person but some of these look like a dog I could care for.

  • Wednesday

    Four of them appear to be puppies to me. An Australian Shepherd, a cocker spaniel (it's either a puppy or a really small cocker), and whatever Matthew McConaughey and Chris Messina are posed with. Can't tell what they are but their teeth look like baby teeth.

    The rest are mostly chihuahuas and Frenchies. A longhaired dachshund and a Jack Russell are in there, too.

  • BlackRabbit

    I like how seriously Renner takes his dog-walking.

  • kirbyjay

    I like how seriously Jeremy Renner takes his arms.

  • BlackRabbit

    New fitness program: dog-curling. They're Nature's furry barbells.

  • JustOP

    >Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Jason Segel

    And in the background, Jonah Hill stares forlornly onwards. Aware that he now exists in an inbetween; making oscar-worthy movies such as Moneyball and Wall Street whilst still suckling at the teat of the lewd, crude and rude comedies that birthed his career.

    Look at his face. I think he knows that even you have left him out here, Dustin.

  • PDamian

    I couldn't find a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch with little doggies, so here's one of him with some great big doggies:

    And here's a link to a commercial he did for Pedigree dog food. No pic, but a lovely voiceover:

    If I ever see a pic of him with a dachshund, I will swoon.

  • e jerry powell

    Chihuahuas versus French Bulldogs. Not enough Corgi. Only one Jack Russell, and it's not even his.

  • Bert_McGurt

    And but a solitary daschund, too!

  • e jerry powell

    I'm always about more wieners...

  • eag46

    Aw Joel McHale is posing with Lou, The Soup's little mascot dog! And I was hoping you'd have Hugh Jackman's little French Bulldog, and you do. Nice selection to end the weekend.

  • Jonewash

    Eddie Van Halen

  • If I were a sociology grad student, I would write my thesis on why it is and at what point that aging rock stars become almost indistinguishable from middle-aged lesbians.

  • e jerry powell

    List also needs more Pomeranians.

  • kirbyjay

    Please agree with me that Valerie Bertinelli was the female Eddie Van Halen. Do you think they were attracted to each other because they were actually attracted to themselves?

  • e jerry powell

    Even as a point of technicality, since she was Mrs. Eddie Van Halen, but yes. I bet they even had the same taste in handbag dogs.

  • VonnegutSlut

    I'm not gonna lie: I just glanced at the headline & read it as "20 Celebrity Men With Tiny Dongs."

    Apparently, I'm a pervert.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Nope. I misread it too.

  • kirbyjay

    I was thinking that dogs was a euphemism for penii, but I like yours better.
    May I also point out that some of those small dogs will grow into big dogs, thus generating a whole new category, Men with Puppies, which, me being a big dog kind of gal, would moisten the lions considerably.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Then it's just twenty pictures of Michael Bay, presumably.

  • Jack London

    Who is the Anti-Hamm and the Anti-Fassbender?

  • emmalita

    Who has been playing with steroids?

  • TacoBellRey

    There were quite a few appearances by French Bulldogs in this post and that makes me very, very happy.

  • Guyzer

    Yeah considering they are artificially inceminated, born by cesarean, and live a life of chronic discomfort, all to be adorable little accessories, I can see why you'd be so happy.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    Your name fits.

  • e jerry powell

    Not that what you said is untrue, but jeez...

  • It's 'inseminated.' If you're going to be self-righteous, be sure and spell everything correctly.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I bet you're just a hoot to hang out with.

  • TK

    Jesus, thanks for being the obnoxious joy-killer. Someone just thought a dog was cute, dude.

  • TacoBellRey

    I had absolutely no idea.

  • Pants-are-a-must


  • Jack London

    What kind of dog is that?

  • Sirilicious

    Looks like a poodle.

  • emmalita

    Mmmmmmph. Deeeeelicious.

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  • That's nice and all, but the article is about tiny dogs, not exotic pets.

  • Jack London

    I could go for a pet jaguar. Or an ocelot.

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