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'Best Chrises': Let's Settle This With A Chris-mas Song (And Gifs)

By Hannah Sole | Celebrity | December 24, 2018 |

By Hannah Sole | Celebrity | December 24, 2018 |


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At this special time of year, it’s important to remember the real meaning of Chris-mas. Our faith in the Chrises keeps us warm in these cold, bleak days. And as we sit by the fire, sipping mulled wine and telling stories of the Three Fine Men (and the Pratty interloper), we praise the universe for its bounty. Well done, universe. Well done.

So let us all raise our voices, sing the Best Chrises song, and rejoice. Merry Chris-mas everyone!

(By the way, if you have made it this far in Whamageddon, I salute you and apologise, though I’m fairly certain covers are exempt, right?)

Hit play and scroll down for lyrics and gifs!

Best Chrises, you all have my heart,
But the very best guy, the one who’s most fly…
Evans and Pine are totally fine
But I’m giving my vote to Hemsworth.

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Best Chrises, you all have my heart,
But the very best guy, the one who’s most fly…
Evans and Pine are totally fine
But I’m giving my vote to Hemsworth.

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Once Evans, and twice Pine.
But then it happened —
Hemsworth caught my eye.
Hey Pajibans,
If you asked your lions,
They’d agree with me:
He’s top of the fine ones.
(Chris Hemsworth) He’s burly and he’s funny,
Ripped and tough, but he’s cute, just like a bunny,
Now I know that I’m hot for Hem,
But when I see the other Chrises I’ll get flummoxed again.

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Best Chrises, you all have my heart,
But the very best guy, the one who’s most fly…
Evans and Pine are totally fine,
But I’m giving my vote to Hemsworth.

Best Chrises, you all have my heart,
But the other two guys have less squinty eyes…
Evans and Pine are totally fine —
I’m regretting my vote for Hemsworth…

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Captain Kirk, with the bright eyes.
That Steve Trevor — well he was very nice.
My god, I know he has a bold sense of fashion,
But you can’t deny, the man inspires passion.

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But then there’s the Captain with a fire in his heart,
He shaved all that beard off and it tore us apart.
But now I’m fairly certain Evans is the one I love best.

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Best Chrises, you all have my heart,
And the one who’s most fine, is possibly Pine.
Thor’s fit, but I’m sure of it:
I’m giving the crown to Evans.

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Best Chrises, you all have my heart,
But Thor had a haircut and he’s winning again.
Hold on — Evans’ pornstache is gone —
And Pine is wearing a caftan…

It’s all pretty tricky, and they’re all really cute.
But Hemsworth’s in MIB and wearing a suit…
Maybe next year, I’ll give to Evans —
I’ll give it to Pine — or Hemsworth…

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Hannah Sole is a Staff Contributor. You can follow her on Twitter.



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