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Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | May 15, 2014 |


When it comes to true gentlemen of a fairytale nature, we can only dream of the kind of perfect someone who will be kind, treat us well and not judge us for hideously disgusting traits like being pregnant. I mean, what is this, a Disney movie?

Ashton has been taking such good care of Mila. He’s doting on her and telling her she looks beautiful. He understands she’s going through changes and he hasn’t judged her for it.”

Be still my beating vagina. What an impossible inspiration. And they say basic standards of non-sociopathic human behavior chivalry is dead.

Oh, People source. Your bar is set so low you must crush it at Skateland limbo. If it was any lower, it would be a speed bump.



Courtney Enlow is a features writer. You can follow her on Twitter.


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