An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis
I mean, how awful it must be for you both to feel as though the entire internet sees you as only a body part, ignoring the brain above and the soul within, diminishing you into a sexual object for our own giggles and lust. I can't imagine what that would be like. I'm sure very few people truly can.
So, to you, Jon Hamm and Jon Hamm's penis, I apologize for what you must have been going through. How dare we, the internet, focus only on these physical, private parts of your body. That must have been so embarrassing.