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An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | March 28, 2013 | Comments ()

I mean, how awful it must be for you both to feel as though the entire internet sees you as only a body part, ignoring the brain above and the soul within, diminishing you into a sexual object for our own giggles and lust. I can't imagine what that would be like. I'm sure very few people truly can.

So, to you, Jon Hamm and Jon Hamm's penis, I apologize for what you must have been going through. How dare we, the internet, focus only on these physical, private parts of your body. That must have been so embarrassing.


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