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A Stripping Playlist For Fallen TLC "Star" Jon Gosselin's Beefcake Debut

By Jodi Smith and Bekka Supp | Celebrity | March 28, 2017 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith and Bekka Supp | Celebrity | March 28, 2017 |


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We are not kidding at all. Las Vegas male revue Untamed has snatched up the pseudo-famous father of 8 for a run with seasoned professionals or whatnot.

“He’s been rehearsing with (our performers), doing everything that it takes to make sure that he participates in the fun kind of way that’s entertaining for everybody,” Millstein said, “and he’s excited about it and so are we we’re happy to have him.”

Millstein said the highly choreographed show was “very, very classy” and performed in a style similar to Magic Mike. - VIA

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Excellent. At any rate, we have chosen some excellent songs for the debut of Dadbod Gosselin. You’re welcome.

The 101 Dalmations Theme

Snow - “Informer” (Because if he can strip to this? He’s a pro.)

The Benny Hill Theme

Crazy Town - “Butterfly”

The Price is Right Loser Horn

Kids Screaming and Crying

Kidz Bop - “Oops!…I Did It Again”

A Dog Aggressively Licking Itself

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A Water Balloon Not Busting on Concrete

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Nickelback - The First One YouTube Gave Me

Jermaine Stewart - “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” (And then he doesn’t!)

Q Lazzarus - “Goodbye Horses”



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