A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List
As you may have heard, InTouch actually reported something almost interesting instead of its usual bland celeb-based fan fic. They got a hold of a piece of paper written by Lindsay Lohan claiming to list the various celebrity men she’s bedded over the years. This list includes Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Adam Levine, Evan Peters and Heath Ledger, among others (…Joaquin Phoenix?). She also spells Zac Efron’s name wrong which makes me laugh because he’s a silly thing.
If any of this is actually true and not the ramblings of a known liar, you know what I have to say about all that?
Damn girl. Well done.
And that is how I will continue to feel until the next round of reveals, which may or may not allegedly include Charlie Sheen, in case, damn girl. Get tested.
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