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Taipei Reporter Asks The Tough Questions: Cap Ass Or Deadpool Ass?

By Jodi Smith | Case Study In Hotness | January 25, 2016 |

By Jodi Smith | Case Study In Hotness | January 25, 2016 |


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This morning I was presented with a wonderful gift from Dustin. He said to me, “On the Jodi Clager VENN diagram of interests, it’s 100% VENN”.
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The man is not wrong.

I’ve spoken before of my love for Wade Wilson’s ass. It’s tight and squeezable, with just the right amount of sarcasm.
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Of course, we all know the legend that is DAT CAP ASS around here. It is full of freedom and panty-dropping glute goodness.
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Given the choice between the two, we all know I would take Deadpool booty, because I have problems. Free to be me and me, as I always say.
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Ryan Reynolds, who shares ass attributes with Deadpool, was in Taipei on a press junket for a movie I can’t remember the name of right now. A reporter (that I need to hunt down and destroy, because there can only be one Asslander) took her opportunity to ask the most important question in the Marvel Universe:


That Reynolds has such a generous ass. It brings a tear to my eye. Not that one, grosso.



Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.


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