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Quick, Let's Make Love Before You Die: Cusack, Spader or on the CuSp?

By Cindy Davis | Case Study In Hotness | August 23, 2012 | Comments ()



Walk with me and make your choice.


Bryce (Sixteen Candles):

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or


Morgan (Tuff Turf):

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Gib (The Sure Thing):

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or


Dutra (The New Kids):

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Lane (Better Off Dead):

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or


Steff (Pretty in Pink):

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Dan (Hot Pursuit):

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or


Richards (Mannequin):

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Buck (Eight Men Out):

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or


Rip (Less Than Zero):

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Lloyd (Say Anything):

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or


Graham (Sex, Lies and Videotape):

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Roy (The Grifters):

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or


Michael (Bad Influence):

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Tim or Peter (True Colors):

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Max (Max):

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or


Max (White Palace):


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David (Bullets Over Broadway):

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or


Jack (The Music of Chance):

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Martin (Grosse Pointe Blank):

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or


Lee (Two Days in the Valley):

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Craig (Being John Malcovich):

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or


Campbell (The Watcher):

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Rob (High Fidelity):

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or


Roger (Speaking of Sex):

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Jonathan (Serendipity):

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or


Mr. Grey (Secretary):

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Jake (Must Love Dogs):

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or


Alan ("The Practice"):

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Mike (1408):

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or


Alan ("Boston Legal"):

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Mike (The Factory):

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or


Robert ("The Office"):

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Cusack 2012

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or


Spader 2012

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Le sigh. What happened, boys?

Cindy Davis chooses warm Spaderette



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