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Hiding in the Doghouse

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (21)



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Subject: Owen Cunningham Wilson, 41-year-old American actor and writer

Date of Assessment: June 4, 2010

Positive Buzzwords: Writer, Frat Pack, Wes Anderson

Negative Buzzwords: Lothario, woof, Butterscotch Stallion

The Case: Well, this is a tough one in regard to a creative soul clearly in flux. In one respect, Owen Wilson is an Academy-award nominated screenwriter, who began his Hollywood career with a double-bang — that is, frequently appearing in films co-written with director Wes Anderson. As a duo, their three writing collaborations — Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, and The Royal Tenenbaums — are also among the best works of their respective careers. At the other side of the spectrum, Wilson has recently relegated himself to a couple of back-to-back kiddie flicks that feature overbearing (to say the very least) canines. What’s even worse is that he’s devolved further within these two works. That is, Wilson went from portraying the pet owner (and husband to a Jennifer Aniston stock character) in the tissue-wrecking Marley & Me to actually voicing the role of the dog in Marmaduke. With most actors, this sort of diversion could be chalked up to diversifying the resumé, but this may be an atypical case. To be certain, Wilson’s experience is not only that of a less travelled road but also of a most-complicated inner route, and he seems to have lost his way.

Most assuredly, Wilson remains a rather talented individual who has ended up in many less-than-stellar movies. Of course, his best acting performances often coincide with the times when he’s also had a hand in the screenplay — in these instances, the comedy is layered with a bit of sadness — so, one can’t help but assume that (as is the case with most writers) some of Wilson’s real-life experiences have played a large role. Another inevitable influence would be his highly symbiotic relationship with Anderson, whose own projects notably suffer (The Darjeeling Limited) whenever Wilson’s not around for the co-writing process. Unfortunately, that has been the case for much of Owen’s later career, since he’s quickly grown occupied with more profit-oriented endeavors.

As Hollywood would have it, most of Wilson’s commercially successful works include his more lowbrow efforts — Zoolander, Night at the Museum and its sequel, and those dreadful Meet the Parents/Meet the Fockers movies — as a member of the so-called “Frat Pack.” Still, associating with that crowd virtually requires a lowering of one’s mental standards, but at least Wedding Crashers gave Wilson a chance to somewhat flex his ad-libbing muscles. In retrospect, it’s not terribly surprising to consider that “Scientists say we only use 10 percent of our brains, but I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts” was one of those gems. His few serious (and less compelling) acting turns — Permanent Midnight and The Minus Man — have been less than well-received, for audiences respond much more favorably to Wilson’s lighter fare. In most cases, it’s rather remarkable how he illuminates just about any scene and just how at ease he appears onscreen.

At some point, however, something went amiss that had probably been bubbling under the surface for quite some time. In August 2007, Wilson made that notorious attempt to take his own life; he then spent some time at Beverly Hills’ Cedars-Sinai clinic for recovery and therapy. At the time, the immediate reaction of film studios behind the soon-to-be-released Drillbit Taylor and the pre-production Marley was rather unsympathetic, as observed by The Independent:

In short, nobody - or almost nobody - in this town appeared to give a crap about Wilson himself, only about his marketability and his capacity to make money for other people, be they reporters, photographers or film producers.

Perhaps in a preemptive move, Wilson subsequently dropped out of Tropic Thunder (and was replaced by the chronically shirtless Matthew McConaughey) and has only done minimal publicity since the incident. Still — rumored drug indulgences and emotional undercurrents aside — Wilson seems like a fairly grounded fellow and an honorable guy, who will swiftly defend a friend in need (now, whether Stiller deserves such words is another topic altogether). As such, he remains surrounded by some close allies — mostly of the Frat Pack variety — and will probably always be able to get a gig that way. Yet, with upcoming projects that include a sequel to Meet the Fockers, more voicework for the dreadful-looking Turkeys, and The Big Year (he’ll play a 
”champion bird watcher”), Wilson’s not exactly shooting for quality any time soon.

Prognosis: Not many writers can successfully cross over into the acting world, but Wilson has managed to repeatedly do so. In fact, he actually seems to have overstayed his welcome to some extent by entirely abandoning his former trade. Perhaps picking up the pencil again would help Owen Wilson recalibrate his creative juices. It certainly couldn’t hurt to try.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

The totality of Frat Pack movies may not be that great, but Wedding Crashers and Old School remain two of my all time favorite comedies. If Owen Wilson can get any roles in movies like those I think he will be fine.

And yes, I know it was Luke Wilson in Old School but it was definitely a Frat Pack film.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at June 4, 2010 2:42 PM

Wow, I forgot that Marmaduke is coming out today. I can't WAIT for that review! I could use a good laugh.

[As for Owen Wilson, I genuinely feel bad for the guy. Suicide attempts are never funny.]

Posted by: MM at June 4, 2010 2:45 PM

I haven't been able to take him seriously as an actor after that unfortunate role of his in Meet the Parents.

Posted by: SB at June 4, 2010 2:45 PM

Frat Pack is a positive buzzword?

Posted by: ERM at June 4, 2010 2:46 PM

Wes Anderson is a positive buzzword?

Posted by: juicyjui at June 4, 2010 2:56 PM

This is like, deep blue hero stuff!

That, I believe, was the beginning of the end. Wedding Crashers was just a temporary reprieve.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at June 4, 2010 2:58 PM

I just don't understand his choices. Whenever a new Steve Martin and/or Owen Wilson movie comes out, I always ask out loud "Do you need the money?" Why do they keep disembowelling their careers? I honestly don't understand why Wilson isn't writing more.

Wildcat. Wildcat. Rrrrrrr.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 4, 2010 3:02 PM

hey! Zoolander is an great movie! Can't believe it did not get any oscar buzz.

Posted by: EricD at June 4, 2010 3:07 PM

And, who could forget that lovable buddy comedy I Spy co-starring everyone's family flick fave Edward Murphy.

As a fellow Dallasite, he will always be welcome in my home, shitty movies or not. Bottle Rocket was a formative piece for me and I sort-of canonized those dudes (Anderson, Wilson & Wilson...and Wilson).

Posted by: gunnertec at June 4, 2010 3:08 PM

He gets a free pass for life from me just for Zoolander -- specifically the scene where Hansel is sitting there in his little angel wings philosophizing about life, the universe, and everything. "Sting...I don't really listen to his music, but I respect that he's making it." Etc.

Posted by: Another Kate at June 4, 2010 3:22 PM

Actually, Owen is hiding in the penthouse . . . of the building next door to my office. We espied him on the rooftop pool deck a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Lauren at June 4, 2010 3:28 PM

I don't know if I'll be able to comfortably laugh at an Owen Wilson vehicle again any time soon.
The main issue for me is I've always thought of him as having those "sad eyes" that work when you're cracking jokes and making light of the situation. His attempt to take his own life made me realize that he doesn't actually have "sad eyes" he's just really fucking sad all the time. Viewed through that lens, in retrospect some of his attempts at levity smack of someone in pain using humor or charm to force a smile and mask their demons. Which sucks. Granted that wellspring of doubt and self loathing is rocket fuel for the creative engine (ie. Bottle Rocket, Rushmore) but any act of creation worth creating costs the artist something. (Catharsis feels great, but often can lead to blood loss.) His later writing credits, as pointed out above, have been lackluster. Hopefully he can figure out a way to reconnect with that thing that drives him again, write something fantastic and by doing so shine light into some of the dark corners he's been neglecting. I just hope attempting to do so doesn't kill him.

Posted by: Roaddog at June 4, 2010 3:30 PM

He is like the puppy you just can't bring yourself to kick.

Posted by: Odnon. at June 4, 2010 3:41 PM

So my husband has an irrational hate-on for Owen Wilson because he doesn't like his nose.

His nose.

Men can be so bitchy about these things.

Posted by: greer at June 4, 2010 6:46 PM

He is like the puppy you just can't bring yourself to kick.

Posted by: Odnon. at June 4, 2010 3:41 PM

Maybe, but he might just be the first puppy to hand himself in at the pound?

Posted by: peanut at June 4, 2010 8:22 PM

Another Kate:

You said it, sister. I love Zoolander and I will always have Hansel-love for Owen Wilson.

"I felt like, this guy's really hurting me... And it hurt."

Posted by: malechai at June 5, 2010 9:12 AM

I like a lot of Owen Wilson's work (Zoolander, any Wes Anderson film he's been in) enough to always be curious about what he's doing, but it seems like that curiosity is rewarded less and less lately.

I agree with the conclusion of the above article. Wilson should take another stab at scriptwriting. He might find it's the ideal way to exorcise some of those demons.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 5, 2010 8:58 PM

Hey, nobody's mentioned Shanghai Noon!

"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy, and I will use it!"

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 5, 2010 9:08 PM

His nose bugs me.

Other than that? eh. He's likable, but he just does too many terrible movies.

Posted by: figgy at June 6, 2010 12:50 PM

I liked The Darjeeling Limited. A lot.

Posted by: Martin at June 7, 2010 7:33 PM

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