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Assessing Naomi Watts: Blank Slate or Newly Bland Actress?

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (18)



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Subject: Naomi Watts 43-year old Australian-English actress

Date of Assessment: September 28, 2011

Positive Buzzwords: Versatile, natural, blank slate

Negative Buzzwords: Bland, studio drivel

The Case: Whenever I think of Naomi Watts, I am thankful for the fact that she has resisted the temptation to transform herself into an expressionless Botox monster like her good friend Nicole Kidman. Like Kidman, Watts got her start with a hefty dose of Australian television and movie work before she eventually made a tentative venture into Hollywood territory in the mid-1990s. Now it’s difficult to remember, but Naomi Watts made a very unappreciated turn as the sidekick in Tank Girl, which is where I first discovered her. Yes, that movie was absolute crap, but there was something appealing about Naomi, who spent the next five years or so attempting to find the elusive breakthrough role. Fortunately, brilliant weirdo David Lynch cast her in Mulholland Dr., where Watts gave a stunning dual turn as two different characters that belonged to differing realities; this layered and complex performance gave her the critical and audience acclaim to move onto mainstream work. Subsequently, Naomi’s success has not only depended on financially successful movies but also the fact that she’s remained unafraid to sign up for both B-movies, horror movies, and almost any combination between the two.

Unfortunately, there was a little sidestep along the way in the form of a Kate Hudson romcom, Le divorce, but everyone makes mistakes, right?

Since I’m a horror movie junkie, Watts holds a special place in my heart for starring in the pretty terrible Children of the Corn: The Gathering and still going on to make it as an A-list actress. In fact, part of the reason for her rise to the top of the salary circuit was her convincing take in another horror movie, this time as an investigative journalist in Gore Verbinski’s remake of The Ring. This movie went on to gross $129 million domestically and $249 million globally, which translated into instant bankability (and a fairly decent sequel, The Ring Two) for Watts.

Since then, Watts has spread herself all over the genre map with audience favorites like I Heart Huckabees, King Kong, Eastern Promises, Stay, The Painted Veil, and The Assassination of Richard Nixon. The critics love her too — she won Sundance acclaim in Ellie Parker and received a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her role in 21 Grams. Still, continued career success as an actress is never guaranteed, and Naomi’s past four releases have faltered somewhat with the disastrous Woody Allen movie, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, and a couple of of underperforming films — The International and Fair Game — that make one wonder exactly what type of bland garbage that Watts’ agent is sending her way.

Prognosis: For the moment, Naomi Watts’ career currently resides in a tenuous position that depends heavily on the potential success or failure of her upcoming roster. Soon, she’ll appear in Dream House (which looks very laughable and probably won’t fare well at the box office), and she will also be seen in the upcoming J. Edgar as well as The Impossible, Movie 43, The Bleeder, and While We’re Young. She also has five more titles in development, including a remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 thriller, The Birds, but some of these projects could disappear if her box-office appeal wanes. At this point, things could go either way for Watts, but I’m rooting for her. Hollywood needs all of the talented, Botox-free actresses it can get.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.









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Comments

She's gorgeous and a terrific actress. It's just too bad she doesn't always get better roles, but she tends to elevate everything she's cast in. Her performance in 21 Grams was fearless and The Ring wouldn't have been near as impressive without Watts anchoring it.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 28, 2011 2:12 PM

I'm rooting against her because she took my man!

Posted by: fenchurch at September 28, 2011 2:22 PM

a fairly decent sequel, The Ring Two

If I'd been drinking anything when I read this I would have spit it all over my screen. That movie was AWFUL.

Posted by: Todd at September 28, 2011 2:36 PM

This lady's PERMANENTLY on my hot list. Just get your freaking career in order, damn it.

Posted by: sars at September 28, 2011 2:37 PM

Tank Girl was awesome, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.

Naomi and Ice-T should've walked away with golden bald guys that year...fucking academy politics keepin' the kangaroo man down.

Posted by: Salad_Is_Murder at September 28, 2011 2:57 PM

I will forever and always love her for "I Heart Huckabees."

"Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity!"

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 28, 2011 3:08 PM

I'm just dying to know how conversations between her and Nicole go. Do you think Nicole ever goes to her, 'honestly, just a tiny little touch up between the brows, it'll change your life!'?

Posted by: Laurie at September 28, 2011 4:37 PM

When I saw Watts' photo, the first thought that went through my head was: Thank goodness she hasn't resorted to the immoveable-face treatments that her BFF has embraced with all the zeal of a cat in a sushi bar! Alas, I felt mean because this shouldn't be about her appearance, right? Regardless, Agent Bedhead's comments made me think I was in good company.

The truth is, I find her looks bland---even though every square inch of her face says "pretty," the sum total equals nothing to write home about (for me anyway; I'm partial to brunettes). However, when she is cast as an unraveling character (21 Grams, Mullholland Dr.), she is hot and fascinating to watch.

So, maybe this DOES relate to the fact that her face seems fairly un-enhanced, by Hollywood standards: When her character is disintegrating, inch-by-inch, you can see it in her face.

Oh, my goodness, is this what good acting is coming down to
these days?

P.S. Laurie, your comment cracked me up. I can just SEE Nicole tsk-tsking, while surveying Naomi's face. "Really, I can hook you up with someone who will make sure your face never wrinkles again."

Posted by: Stinky at September 28, 2011 6:13 PM

If you get the chance, watch her in 'Ellie Parker', a movie that seemingly exists only to provide a place for her to act.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at September 28, 2011 8:03 PM

Her dead eyes kill it for me every time

Posted by: Protoguy at September 28, 2011 9:38 PM

Naomi is absolutely one of my favorites. She doesn't have that drop-dead-gorgeous-film-star presence, but she's always endeared me with her features and underrated talent. But, I gotta echo everyone else in thinking, "Really, Naomi? Supporting roles in Dream House and J Edgar?" That doesn't sound too hot for someone who was an amazing lead in Mulholland Dr.

Posted by: KP at September 28, 2011 10:31 PM

and [three-inch nipples] received a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her role in 21 Grams.
=--
FTFY.

Posted by: , at September 29, 2011 1:56 AM

Bprong. Just like Anne Hathaway. Next!

Posted by: Candy at September 29, 2011 3:52 AM

Watts became famous in Australia when she was a teenager for starring in a television commercial in which she turned down a date with Tom Cruise in favour of her mum’s lamb roast. If only her best mate Nicole had done the same...

Posted by: XiuFetish at September 29, 2011 6:25 AM

The only time I found her compelling is when she went brunette for "The Painted Veil". I loved every minute of that movie and all three lead actors gave amazing performances.

Posted by: Me at September 29, 2011 7:20 AM

Ditto on THE PAINTED VEIL. Love that film and Watts is great in it. She should have been nominated for that one but I think it was the first year they moved the Oscar voting up and the film was lost in the shuffle.

Posted by: Andrew at September 29, 2011 10:14 AM

I honestly had forgotten she was in Tank Girl. I loved Jet Girl! She did Hot Librarian so well!

Posted by: Craig at September 29, 2011 8:24 PM

The scene with Naomi and the brunette woman with the nice rack making out topless in Mulholland Drive causes me to masturbate every time I see it. And I'm a straight woman.

Naomi was excellent in 21 Grams.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at October 1, 2011 7:02 PM