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By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (23)



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Subject: Justin Randall Timberlake, 29-year old American singer & actor

Date of Assessment: September 24, 2010

Positive Buzzwords: Star quality, name recognition, “SNL”

Negative Buzzwords: Falsetto, cockiness, movies

The Case: Beginning with a bid on “Star Search” and preteen stint in “The Mickey Mouse Club,” Justin Timberlake booted himself into the mainstream music scene as a boy-band sensation. Of course, if I were to be detained within Guantanamo Bay and tortured with repeated sessions of ‘N Sync, I wouldn’t be able to distinguish them from any of their contemporaries, but — fuck it — that doesn’t mean that Future Sex/Love Sounds isn’t loaded on my iPod.

Hey, if you roll your eyes so much that they fall out, that’s your own damn problem.

However you feel about Timberlake’s music, it’s impossible to deny his commercial success and against-the-odds transition into an adult musician. JT’s also the owner of countless Grammy awards and, along the way, a couple of Emmy Awards as well. Of course, the latter awards are both related to his “SNL” guest appearances, for which he’s gathered much critical acclaim and audience approval. (Seriously, if you don’t like Motherlover, Dick in a Box, Classic Peg, and The Barry Gibb Talk Show, well, there’s little hope for your humanity.) Now, a successful “SNL” host does not necessarily equate into a compelling movie actor, but one can’t help but get the feeling that Timberlake’s got Oscars in his crosshairs. Sadly, I just cannot fathom JT actually joining the likes of Daniel Day Lewis, but some critics would probably disagree. It is rather strange, however, that I keep reading and hearing about Timberlake’s acting chops, but I’ve yet to actually witness any evidence to support these claims. Then again, I might be one of the only people who actually suffered through The Love Guru and lived to tell the sad tale that, unfortunately, JT’s not so compelling on the big screen even in a comedic role, not to mention those dramatic turns that weren’t necessarily doing Timberlake any favors.

Still, Timberlake is downright electric on “SNL.” In fact, he’s the best damn host in contemporary times, which makes it all the more aggravating that he can’t carry a cinematic performance to save his (probably) nonexistent balls (falsetto, people). Perhaps his acting style is simply more suitable for the small screen. Or perhaps he’s just better at playing sketch comedy roles that are, essentially, an extension of his own self. Whatever the case, everything falls apart when Timberlake starts in with the “serious actor” mode, and I’ve been wondering for quite some time why such an obvious discrepancy exists between JT’s “SNL” appeal and that thing he calls “acting,” so here goes an attempt to articulate the reasons for this gap.

First and foremost on “SNL,” there’s an unavoidable novelty effect of watching a presumably cooler-than-cool pop star play various ridiculous roles and place himself into scenarios that reside ever-so-slightly outside of an audience’s preconceived comfort zone. The effect is amusing not so much for the performances themselves but more of a “Hey, look. Justin Timberlake, pop star, is dressed up like a breast implant and getting down for Plasticville!” reaction. It’s not particularly a question of the skits being funny in and of themselves, for it’s rather doubtful that any other celebrity would be amusing in those particular scenes. Quite simply, it really does take a lot of talent, not to mention a specific type of personality (which obviously does not belong to January Jones) to pull off hosting “SNL” with any measure of aplomb.

(As a side note, I’ve got no idea whether “SNL” guest hosts are required to pitch their own sketch characters in manner of the regular cast members. My guess is that hosts are welcome to submit ideas in advance, but a lot of it probably comes from the show’s writers, so there’s little way to tell whether JT writes any of his own content or, in that regard, merely benefits from a staff who adores and worships him.)

Another necessary aspect of the appeal in watching JT debase himself in “SNL” skits has to do with his own public persona, which is rather easygoing and amiable. At the same time, he’s always taken great care to maintain the pop star illusion. This bravado and extreme self-awareness is precisely what allows him, as a globally-recognizable pop star, to get up on stage in front of many thousands of people and do his thing, live. And, as his success on “SNL” would confirm (unlike his would-be comedic turn in The Love Guru, where he didn’t have a live audience to impress, other than Mike Myers, for purposes of comic timing), JT plays to a live audience very well. Music videos also appear to present no issues of difficulty, for he’s still playing to the JT persona and can to draw from past musical performances of what does and does not work, musically speaking. The fact remains that Timberlake feeds upon a live crowd and, without that, he’s rendered metaphorically impotent and cannot perform.

Conversely, when Timberlake places himself in front of a camera with a director and a handful of crew members (but without a live audience, whose instant reaction would allow him to fine tune his performance on the fly), it’s painfully obvious that JT’s got no barometer. At no point during a Timberlake movie has he ever suspended my belief that I’m not watching “Justin Timberlake, pop star,” who is, quite clearly, acting like he’s acting. Yet no realistic emoting comes forth, so JT comes off like a cartoon character in most of his cinematic performances to date. With that said, JT is competent enough in small, specifically-geared roles. He wasn’t necessarily awful in Southland Tales (that is, no worse than the film itself) while narrating and performing a musical number. In Alpha Dog, he’s did okay at playing a suburban white-boy gangsta, mostly because JT’s own “oddly high-pitched speaking voice” and “obvious, graceless self-consciousness” matched that of his poseur character, and it worked because, when it comes to acting, JT essentially is a poseur. However, watching JT in Black Snake Moan, wherein he tried to pull off a trailer-trash character, who was prone to panic attacks and existed primarily as one-half of a co-dependent relationship…. well, I laughed my ass off whenever JT appeared onscreen. Even more disastrous was last year’s turn in a leading role (The Open Road) that showcased JT as a young man attempting to reconnect with his estranged father during a cross-country road trip. His performance would have been acceptable in a high school play, but next to the likes of Jeff Bridges? Not a chance.

Prognosis: On tap, Timberlake’s still got a bevy of proving ground: The Social Network, Bad Teacher (also starring ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz), and the nauseatingly horrible-looking Yogi Bear. While I suspect these will not be outstanding performances, Hollywood will also likely cut JT some extra slack because of his mega-celebrity status. However, I would urge Justin Timberlake to return to his musical roots. After all, he possesses the financial resources to do some heavy-duty producing as well as the cred to become one of the new-style music execs (sorta like Trent Reznor, only douchier, since JT’s the guy who retired “Sexy Back” after just two years). And — when Timberlake’s got the itch to scratch — “SNL” will always have him.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

I don't mind the guy, now that he lost that silly curly hair - but the sole good use for this kid, dramatic role-wise, is as Buddy Holly. I just see it in my mind as good.

Who knows if we need another movie re-hash of Buddy, but I'd check it out.

Posted by: replica at September 24, 2010 3:10 PM

I like the guy, particularly that he can be fully self deprecating. Even if it's calculated, it's still funny.

But my god he can't act, other than the mentioned deprecating comedy. I felt the same way in both Open Road and Black Snake Moan when he was on the screen - an almost vertiginous dismay, the kind you feel when your kindly, lovable aunt tries to sing at a family gathering and breaks glass.

Luckily he has a day job. And I could be fooled by his obvious charm, but he seems serious about what he tackles, maybe he'll improve.

He's certainly got a lot of room for improvement, so that should go well for him.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at September 24, 2010 3:36 PM

As unimpressive as his acting performances have been I think they are much better than any music he has created. And who gives a shit about SNL? When a crappy musician and a NFL quarterback are the best you can do what does that say about your product?

Posted by: Dave at September 24, 2010 3:41 PM

Actually there's a good track record of teen idols that made the transition into movies for Justin Timberlake to feel confident about his chances (guys like Sinatra and DiCaprio).

The concern might be that he's likely to be limited to what he can do -- rom-coms, dramas.

Posted by: Fredo at September 24, 2010 4:06 PM

I read a review yesterday that said he's actually really fantastic in The Social Network.

I used to like him. I love his second album. But he seems like a douche and I wish he'd get back to making music.

Posted by: Katie at September 24, 2010 4:06 PM

I actually, highly, disagree. JT has shown himself to be a capable actor. I have enjoyed his roles in all movies I have seen him in. Granted "The Love Guru" was his low point but that entire movie I blame Mike Myers for. But for his other roles he does a whole lot better than some other people in the cast. Like The Rock he has a ton of charisma.

Posted by: The Minn at September 24, 2010 4:10 PM

I really couldn't care less about his acting. But as someone who has a passion for dance, I will always be a fan of his. I can watch the My Love video all day long.

Posted by: Scully at September 24, 2010 4:30 PM

I really couldn't care less about his acting. But as someone who has a passion for dance, I will always be a fan of his. I can watch the My Love video all day long.

Posted by: Scully at September 24, 2010 4:31 PM

every "social network" review i read says he's fantastic(or strangely watchable)in the movie and i'm disgusted now because this guy could be nominated and it's worse Bullock's win

Posted by: caro at September 24, 2010 4:37 PM

every "social network" review i read says he's fantastic(or strangely watchable)in the movie and i'm disgusted now because this guy could be nominated and it's worse Bullock's win

Posted by: caro at September 24, 2010 4:38 PM

I tried to read this twice. Two times.

I. Can't. Take. It.

Posted by: Candy at September 24, 2010 5:32 PM

I love his music and think he is a commanding performer. Also, he actually strikes me as the opposite of a douchebag. He could be a cocky prick but, judging from interviews and the like, he's really not. I wish him the best.

Posted by: samantha t at September 24, 2010 6:00 PM

In my book Justin Timberlake is a punk bitch because when he and Janet Jackson did that stunt at the Super Bowl he got scared and turned into a bitch when the heat go turned up. Those people that run Hollywood wanted the both of them to apologize and beg for forgiveness. Justine sashayed her tight lil ass up to the powers that run Hollywood and cried on Teevee, and Janet stood strong and didn’t beg anybody for shit. So if you ladies want a punk bitch for a man, there you go.

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2010 6:02 PM

You won't hear any grief from me about JT on your iPod - I have all of his solo stuff and all of 'N sync's stuff.

I just wish he'd release a new album soon. It's possible to be an actor and a musician at the same time.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 24, 2010 6:26 PM

That's actually a pretty good point, Pookie.

My fondest JT memory is blasting SexyBack while running over pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto.

Sup, ladies.

Posted by: Johnny Von Awesome at September 24, 2010 10:24 PM

I would have to disagree about Southland Tales. I really liked his performance in that movie. I think the biggest factor is when you take a "pretty boy" and disfigure them. The fact that he was facially scarred and still managed to wow...excellent.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 25, 2010 3:41 AM

I would discredit anything in Southland Tales on the principle that the entire fucking movie was so fucking weird from the beginning.

Now, I thought he was great in Alpha Dog, playing an atypical role for him. Personally, I think he does so well in the SNL type skits that he should just join the damn show until Sandberg and his peeps leave.

Posted by: EJ at September 25, 2010 4:19 AM

His Boo Boo impersonation was the only decent thing about that live action Yogi Bear trailer.

Which, admittedly, isn't saying much...

Posted by: Simon at September 25, 2010 12:22 PM

Can't really argue with what everyone seems to be saying: great on SNL, forgettable in film. But I do want to point out that his song/video "Cry Me A River" may have contributed to Miss Spears' downward spiral and is one of the all-time greatest pieces of revenge-by-pop-culture, second only to Shaq's "Kobe, tell me how my ASS taste!" video.

Posted by: David at September 25, 2010 2:34 PM


Can't stand this guy.

Good tunes? there are lots of great musicians out there
good moves? There are lots of great dancers out there
comic skills? there are lots of great comedians out there

He's a combo, all right, but there's nothing genuine about him or his music or whatever he does, he's the biggest poseur in entertainment. He's that guy in high school trying to be liked by everybody, that isn't cool at all, and yet he has managed to fool most people.

I just don't see the need to waste time and money with someone who really is a conniving little bitch (Team Janet all the way).

Posted by: goldend at September 25, 2010 3:43 PM

Thank you Pookie and Goldend! Amazing how everybody shed tears for Taylor Swift over Kanye but forget that this douche tore off Janet's top. He's a culture vulture and you couldn't pay me to support ANYTHING that he did!

Posted by: Shazza at September 25, 2010 6:01 PM

Isn't it crazy that almost all the commenters have something good to say about him, albeit begrudgingly? Why is it so hard to just appreciate Justin Timberlake?

I'm not the guy's biggest fan either (though "Justified" and "Future Love/Sex Sounds" are both on my ipod) but you have to respect the career he's made for himself without having Britney/Lindsay/Corey Haim/Michael Jackson type problems....right?

Posted by: TheEmpress at September 27, 2010 1:39 PM

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