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Man On Ire

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (20)



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Subject: Denzel Washington, 55-year-old American actor, director, and producer.

Date of Assessment: January 15, 2010

Positive Buzzwords: Versatile, intense, methodical, badass

Negative Buzzwords: Prickly, bit of an asshole, boom

The Case: Ideally, these assessments aim to make some brief arguments (both for and against the artist in question), which are followed up with a half-serious prognosis on where things are headed. Yet, how exactly does one go about suggesting improvements when it comes to Denzel Washington?

Denzel is about as good as it gets in today’s Hollywood pool of relative talent. Not only do audiences love this guy, but critical acclaim has also followed Denzel since his early theater days. After 25 years in film, Denzel’s won a handful of Oscars and Golden Globes and many more nominations; and even though he’s also been in some rather lackluster movies, Denzel’s been praised as a solid and consistent performer since the early 1980s. This man knows no laziness and is so dedicated to method acting that he essentially becomes his characters in a wholly believable manner.

Of course, a brief feature like this makes it impossible to discuss this guy’s career with any measure of thoroughness, and, admittedly, I have not watched all of Denzel’s movies. Still, it’s pretty clear that there are no uninteresting or “throwaway” roles when it comes to Denzel Washington. He delivers a fantastically riveting performance in a diverse range of roles, whether as the controversial Black Nationalist leader of Malcolm X or as the no-nonsense football coach tasked with diffusing racially-motivated tension in Remember the Titans. He can do the good guys, the villains, and everything in-between, and these performances are always critically well-received, which means that he pretty much leaves his colleagues in the dust. Poor Ethan Hawke didn’t have a chance in Training Day against Denzel’s villainous corrupt cop. Similarly, Russell Crowe was hopelessly overshadowed in American Gangster by Denzel’s swaggering Harlem drug runner who ruled the streets with ease. Most recently, John Travolta’s showy, unrealistic, and cartoonish turn in Taking Of Pelham 123 was put to shame by Denzel’s understated and carefully internalized portrayal of a civil servant dispatch operator, which ordinarily wouldn’t be a very interesting character but, as usual, Denzel inexplicably captivates his audience. In fact, Denzel’s acting is so powerfully genuine that, as a parent, watching Man On Fire nearly broke me. Still, I couldn’t look away and, despite the mess that the film became towards the end, it was still rather thrilling to watch John Creasy as he mercilessly took down the kidnappers, brought young Pita home, and found his own redemption.

And don’t even get me started on accents! Denzel wouldn’t dare pull a Tom Cruise, who played a German Nazi with an unapologetic American accent, or Gerard Butler, who figured audiences were too dumb to realize he was speaking his native Scotish burr in the role of an Irishman. Instead, Denzel pulls off such linguistic gymnastics as a South African accent in Cry Freedom, a Jamaican accent in The MIghty Quinn, and—perhaps most impressively—a fetching English cockney accent in For Queen and Country. Not even Marlon Brando would dare to try and imitate that feat.

Now, if there’s anything negative to be said about Denzel Washington, perhaps there’s something to those rumors of slightly dickish behavior, such as the strangeness of merely screaming “38!” at the Book of Eli director. Denzel’s also earned a reputation of being difficult with journalists and refusing to acknowledge his fans. All of this has very little do with his acting unless one considers that his devoted method acting means that he stays in character even while the cameras aren’t rolling, which can also cause some on-set discomfort. Lou Diamond Phillips admitted that working with Denzel in Courage Under Fire was “one of the most uncomfortable situations I’ve ever been in.” Another actor from the same movie, Bronson Pinchot, infamously labeled Denzel as “one of the most unpleasant human beings I’ve ever met in my life” and insisted that it wasn’t merely method acting to blame. In a later response to a request from the Wall Street Journal, Pinchot clarified his words:

I regret my choice of words there, and would like to amend my statement by saying I found his willingness to be ungenerous, unkind, knowingly hurtful both mentally and physically to myself and the crew to be the saddest misuse of stardom I have ever experienced or hope to experience.

The question remains whether Denzel’s attitude was a byproduct of his steadfast method and whether it helped the other actors stay in character too. If anything, this probably improved performances throughout the movie, but I suppose this behavior is a mere trifle when one considers the product.

Prognosis: Denzel once said, “I’ve been fortunate. I don’t pick scripts. Scripts pick me.” However, with a $20 million salary per movie, Denzel could certainly afford to be a bit pickier when evaluating scripts. Perhaps his recent gravitation to more “spiritual” works weighs more heavily than overall quality, but you’d think Denzel could negotiate some script rewrites because, hey, Christian Bale was permitted to righteously screw up Terminator Salvation. In other words, go fuck some shit up, Denzel. We’ll be watching.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

Dude, you forgot his ascent to stardom started when played a doctor in St. Elsewhere.

Oh and Gerard Butler, that summbitch played a Spartan with a Scottish accent too. I kept expecting him to yell DEATH TO THE MaCLEODS! at any moment in 300.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 15, 2010 12:48 PM

Denzel wouldn’t dare pull a Tom Cruise, who played a German Nazi with an unapologetic American accent...

Theoretically, all the Germans portrayed in Valkyrie would have been speaking German rather than English in the first place, so having the actors speak their lines in English with faux-German accents doesn't really make much sense. It's not like Colonel Klink speaking to Hogan in English. Better to let them act in their own voices.

Posted by: appwitch at January 15, 2010 1:02 PM

I MUCH prefer that, if you're doing a movie that was supposed to be entirely in another language, you skip the accents... It's just stupid, and a bit pathetic.

Posted by: Mariazinha at January 15, 2010 1:51 PM

Denzel wouldn't dare pull a Tom Cruise?
Oh he is well overdue a Tom Cruise burst of fruit and nut.

Posted by: Bob at January 15, 2010 2:19 PM

I had to go look up that Queen and Country film, since cockney accents are notoriously difficult to pull off (looking at you Dick van Dyke). And yeah...he doesn't do a very good job I'm afraid. He sounds like Denzel Washington for the most part. Possibly while having a stroke. Bless him.

I like Denzel, it's a shame to hear about him not being a nice guy.

Posted by: Carrie at January 15, 2010 2:42 PM

Not to be a nitpicky asshole, but that Lou Diamond Phillips' quote says "comfortable," not "uncomfortable." That kind of changes the entire context. Not that Denzel isn't an asshole, but still.

Posted by: eastvillagenyc73 at January 15, 2010 2:43 PM

Bronson Pinchot fucking rules.

And Denzel may be a dick, but his a damn fine actor and I'll watch almost anything with him in it.

And now that I have a 2.5 year old, I don't think I could watch Man on Fire.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at January 15, 2010 4:44 PM

I know a few people who worked as extras on one of his movies. They say he'd actually come over and sit with them and they'd eat lunch together each day. They said that he was perfectly nice which surprised them because they'd heard that he could be sort of a jerk.

There's always two sides to any story. I wonder how nice the people were who started the jerk rumors? Sometimes you just get back what you put out there.

Posted by: wickedmess at January 15, 2010 4:45 PM

I'm torn about the dickishness. On the one hand it isn't like he needs to treat people nice to be an actor. On the other hand since the people who buy tickets to see his movies are the ones who, actually following the money, are the key voice in helping to make his personal world possible; it shouldn't hurt to be pleasant to people who like you. I had this problem with Paul Newman, who was an under-rated actor and a GREAT humanitarian but a perfect and true dick to average folks who just wanted to say they liked him. So I'm going to put that down to "oh well, he is what he is" and just say I liked him in Malcolm X (though Spike Lee made everybody look good in that one) and Glory (because he actually played kind of a jerk) and wish I looked like him.

That's all I got.

Posted by: RW at January 15, 2010 6:48 PM

Happened across this on Reddit today:
The Denzel Washington Venn Diagram

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2010/01/14/denzel-washington-venn-diagram/DenzelDiagram-2.jpg

Posted by: lwoodpdowd at January 15, 2010 9:45 PM

I don't like Denzel Washington, he always seems to take himself way too seriously. Give me Sam Jackson or Wil Smith any day of the week.

Posted by: Chugga at January 15, 2010 10:16 PM

Denzel Washington is kind of a black mixture between Tom Cruise and Christian Bale, the only negative downside to that is that like Bale, he doesn't exactly have a good reputation when it comes to behavior, but if you're as solid and hard working as Denzel Washington, you could do a lot of crazy shit before It'd get in the way of my love for you.

Posted by: George at January 16, 2010 12:56 AM

Uh, why must a movie that deals only with German Nazis have actors who do German accents? They're German. They speak German, not broken English. German accents don't make any more sense than American accents. So can everyone please shut the hell up about the Valkyrie accent bullcrap.

P.S. - I rarely hear people complaining about all the British actors in that movie who had inexplicable British accents.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at January 16, 2010 11:18 AM

ooh! this gives me warm memories of Fametracker's Fame Audits, way back in the day.

Denzel has always seemed a little humorless to me, but as long as he keeps a relatively low profile while turning out quality movies (although the last one i saw him him was The Taking of Pelham 123, which -- wasn't, prison-gay Travolta aside).

Posted by: mim at January 16, 2010 8:45 PM

I used to like Denzel, until he started ass liking jews in that bank heist movie (I can't even remember the crappy title. 'Book of Eli' sounds like more jew propaganda.

Posted by: zakimar at January 17, 2010 3:49 AM

Struggling in the early part of your career? http://AgelessMeet.com/ opens opportunities to meet attractive young girls and treat you like a king.

Posted by: Helen at January 17, 2010 5:35 AM

Denzel's philandering puts Tiger's to shame.

I'm sure he's into triple digits.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at January 17, 2010 3:32 PM

Umm...His Jamaican accent was horrible in The Mighty Quinn. I can never figure out why people can't pick the awful accents apart when it comes to our dialect. Look at how many people thought Ms. Cleo was an authentic Jamaican.. Please!

Posted by: Candy at January 17, 2010 7:13 PM

@BarbadoSlim: What the hell accent did you EXPECT Butler to have? Ancient Greek? Who knows what an Ancient Greek accent sounds like? Modern Greek? Yeah, that would fly. Would an English accent be closer to the mark? Why?

Realistically, if you think of accents in the context of the British Isles (and Ireland), Scottish - with its history of nobility and warriors - kinda makes sense for a Spartan warlord.

What else... oh yes, method acting. Whatever, do what you gotta do. I've never been of the opinion that it makes a drastic difference, but you know, to each his own. But if it affects your ability to treat other people like equal human beings, which (according to some of the above quotes) it has in the past for Denzie, and it certainly has for, I don't know, Daniel Day Lewis, then you're not a genius. You're an asshole. Stop pretending what you do is so damn important. Tropic Thunder hit the mark with its criticism.

Posted by: Ling at January 19, 2010 9:26 AM

Washington is in Positive Buzzwords a wonderful actor but also a great person, one of the most widely actors involved in giving money to marginalized groups, especially children and one of the few who have not a life surrounded by scandals

Posted by: Lmni at January 27, 2010 1:06 PM


















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