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By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (40)



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Subject: Brad Pitt, 46-year old American actor and producer

Positive Buzzwords: Versatility, charm, box-office appeal

Negative Buzzwords: “In development,” goatee

Date of Assessment: October 29, 2010

The Case: Never content to rely upon his own pretty face, Brad Pitt has surprised the lot of us by persisting through two decades as a leading man and, arguably, emerging stronger than ever. Of course, there are those who currently believe that Pitt’s career is all washed up; this is a claim that can either be refuted or supported with a mere glance at the sheer number of “in development” projects listed on IMDb, which is admittedly a rather astonishing number (28, to be precise) and leaves little comparison even to the rest of the Hollywood heavyweights. Clearly, Pitt still possesses the box-office clout to reel in the highest Tarantino audience to date for Inglourious Basterds, but so many of his other queued-up projects (with the exception of Moneyball, which also languished for quite some time) have yet to go anywhere. Perhaps the recession is to blame, for Pitt resides at the high end of the salary range, but it’s still a troubling matter. Surely, Pitt’s participation in Megamind and Happy Feet 2 doesn’t indicate that big-budgets are now necessarily confined to kiddie animation flicks, correct?

On a positive note, Pitt has the luxury of rolling with the ebbs and the flows of his career; timewise, he’s got gender on his side, which is always a plus for any aging actor on the big screen. In addition, not many actors can measure up to Pitt’s comparative acting range. Clearly, anyone who doubts this fact hasn’t watched the “What’s in the fuckin’ box?!” moment at the end of Se7en, during which Pitt’s character realizes the truth of his wife’s fate while struggling (and failing) not to give the killer exactly what he wants. But I’m getting ahead of myself here, so let’s move backwards just a bit, shall we?

For all practical purposes, Pitt was an unknown quantity until his Thelma & Louise role, which established his physical prowess with the ladies and also led to an immediate future of “heartthrob” roles: Interview with the Vampire, Legends of the Fall, Meet Joe Black, and Troy. Somehow though, Pitt has largely evaded a fate as a typecast piece of man candy (thanks in part to an early appearance as Stoner Floyd of True Romance fame), which either means that he’s got a great agent or has figured out on his own how to diversify the resumé. Hence Pitt’s selection of genre pics (Se7en, Sleepers, Sleepers, and Snatch), all of which are counterbalanced with big-budget turns with fellow A-listers (The Devil’s Own, The Mexican, and ensemble pieces such as Ocean’s Eleven). Hell, Pitt’s even done a bit of television work with style, including a notorious “Friends” episode called “The One With The Rumor.” Beyond that, there’s action Pitt (Mr. & Mrs. Smith); political Pitt (Babel); indie Pitt (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford); and long-winded epic Pitt (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). However, I will always maintain there isn’t any better Pitt character than those that fall under the “Crazy Brad Pitt” spectrum (Kalifornia, Twelve Monkeys, Fight Club, Burn After Reading, and Inglourious Basterds). Of course, Pitt’s always most enjoyable while hamming it up and bouncing off of more sedate presences, such as Morgan Freeman, Cate Blanchett, Frances McDormand, Kevin Spacey, and much of the Inglourious Basterds ensemble cast. Undeniably, Pitt fills a certain niche as a leading man; it’s just a matter of keeping the faucet flowing while also keeping studio financiers happy.

On a more behind-the-scenes sort of note, Pitt’s actually much smarter than people generally would believe and often has a hand in refining a script to fine-tune his own characters yet avoids rewriting the entire storyline to suit his egotistical visions (and thus destroying an iconic character, much in the manner that Christian Bale was rumoured to have forced McG into crushing the mythical legend of John Connor in Terminator: Salvation). At the same time, Pitt’s also not pretentious enough to broadcast his own presumed brilliance to the world (unlike, say, James Franco who dashes about with a penis on his nose whilst claiming the lofty status of an academic douchebag). Instead, Pitt has maintained a reputation as a laid-back leading man and (on an even more unheard of note) dares to show up on set without an entourage. Oddly enough, he also maintains a bit of distance from the masses despite his own tabloid ubiquity; perhaps he’s unwittingly done so through his own lack of social media prowess; hence, he’s not always shoving himself in our faces and can still maintain some “old-school” Hollywood glamour.

Prognosis: Pitt’s got the stature, talent, and looks to make it as long, far, and wide as Robert Redford. However, Hollywood’s recently grown stingy with its cash flow and willingness to fund A-list projects. Of the aforementioned “in development” movies, many of these projects have been on that list for years. With just a few projects that have actually moved into development — The Tree of Life, World War Z — Pitt can hopefully keep things rolling until the economy improves and Hollywood regains a few brains. One can only hope.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

Swoon.

Posted by: Phat girl at October 29, 2010 3:17 PM

I couldn't agree more. Anyone who thinks that he can't act hasn't watched Twelve Monkeys. The scene in the insane ward was absolutely brilliant.

I don't like that he's gotten hitched to the machine that is Angelina Jolie. On top of that horrible tie, he adopted all those kids with her so he'll look bad if and when he finally wakes up and gets out of there.

I could do without political Pitt. It reeks too much of Jolie. Bring on more crazy Pitt!

Posted by: Skeetikus at October 29, 2010 3:23 PM

Uh, no mention of that dumb movie with Kim Basinger as a cartoon and he was a police officer or detective or something? Or a River Runs Through It? He looked like such a baby in that!

Posted by: Sar at October 29, 2010 3:26 PM

I love all shades of Brad Pitt. i do have to admit, I have a soft spot for crazy/stupid Brad Pitt. Just thinking of Floyd makes me laugh.

I like Brangelina, I appreciate that they do so much to bring their celebrity to so many worthy causes. They give so much money to charity it would make your head spin. And I like his politics too.

Posted by: Mebe at October 29, 2010 3:35 PM

Pitt is the man. I love that guy. Not only a great actor but a genuinely nice guy that doesn't feel the need to grandstand when he does good in the world. His only fault really is a tendency to morph his personality to fit that of his mate. It's actually pretty odd. Juliet Lewis, Gwenneth Paltrow, Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie, he changes the way he dresses and interests when he changes women. I wonder if that's a conscious choice or just comes from dating strong-willed women.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 29, 2010 3:40 PM

I've always thought that Brad Pitt was a great character actor trapped in a leading man's body.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 29, 2010 4:21 PM

In Hoc Signo Vinces

Posted by: logar at October 29, 2010 4:27 PM

when he isn't near Jolie, he is always genius. i find it bizarre that a career assessment rounds up some of his best and most diverse roles under "crazy". 12 monkeys or FIGHT CLUB, or jesse james, or snatch, or seven years in tibet, or meet joe black, or KALIFORNIA, or johnny suede all could use consideration.

and A river runs Through It and legends of the Fall are both striking films.

lazy career assessment of a brilliant and charismatic actor.

Posted by: idleprimate at October 29, 2010 5:01 PM

oh, and mrs julien, you are brilliant

Posted by: idleprimate at October 29, 2010 5:01 PM

Pshaw!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 29, 2010 5:04 PM

for the negative buzz:his RP machine with Angelina Jolie and his habit to drop movies just before the filming

Posted by: caro at October 29, 2010 5:16 PM

I'll always be a fan thanks to Fight Club, 12 Monkeys and Snatch. The Crazy Pitt is my favorite Pitt. And yeah, the man has buckets of talent.

Posted by: Liz at October 29, 2010 5:18 PM

Suave Pitt is pretty damn good, but Crazy Pitt is entertaining as hell.

Posted by: Slash at October 29, 2010 5:31 PM

I think Brad Pitt's best work by far is when he plays a realistic character, and for that my money is on A River Runs Through It, hands down.

But in my mind one of the most fascinating movies ever made is Meet Joe Black, and he completely makes it. He's not a Redford except in looks -- he's a goddamned Newman, and it's magnificent.

Posted by: Caroline at October 29, 2010 5:41 PM

absolutely Caroline, that is a great comparison

Posted by: idleprimate at October 29, 2010 6:53 PM

As soon as I saw that headline, Brad's bloodied, goofy-looking, shocked face popped into my head, and I began laughing hysterically. My mom and I always crack up at the mention of the blackmailing/phone scene he has with McDormand's character.

That said, I agree with everyone above - he's awesome. I don't go to see movies because of him, but he's definitely a deciding factor.

Posted by: KP at October 29, 2010 7:06 PM

Brad Pitt is one of the very few actors I've had a complete change of heart about. I

Posted by: EricD at October 29, 2010 7:26 PM

oops..

After seeubg Legends of the Fall and Seven Years in Tibet I had basically written Pitt off as just another pretty face making LifeTime movies for women. Then I saw Snatch and was like, damn. So I had to go backwards and watched Twelve Monkeys and was like, holy fuck. I completely love the guy now. Sure some of his movies aren't for me, but I will give any film he is in a chance.

Posted by: ericd at October 29, 2010 7:30 PM

Oh I do love this man through and through - twelve monkeys was such an enlightening movie (and also the one that turned me back onto Willis) because of the brilliant performances...after watching Pitt in that, you can't deny his talent, charisma, looks (yeah, even whack-eyed) and screen energy.

Funny - when he was married to Aniston I thought - ew - the new Redford and Striesand. It really bugged me, like, do a new thing! I shudder to imagine them side by side, I don't really know why. Jolie is just fine in my books, I like her plenty, for much the same reason as I listed above with Pitt. They are a good match, even in a technical skill set sense. She's a gorgeous woman who stupidly did too much stunt evolving in front of everyone, but she's pretty much the person I'd choose to be out of all the stars you could pick from.

Anyways - I could go on endlessly about how much I'm a fan of Pitt's and why - but you put him and Franco in the same sentence and now I need some quiet time to contemplate.

Posted by: replica at October 29, 2010 11:16 PM

Love me some crazy Pitt. Seems like a good guy you could have a beer with.

Too bad he's married to that succubus. Make a point of noting his eyes when they're photographed together. He has the 1,000-yard stare, man. He's seen things we mortals would not believe.

Posted by: , at October 30, 2010 11:27 AM

Ooooh, a fan girl. Since I have my fav's too, I cannot dispute you. Fandom will out.

Except I do want to mention that the greater number of projects "in development" on IMDb, the greater the fiction or conjecture. No one seriously has more than two or three or perhaps four projects upcoming that will come to fruition.

He is popular though, I'll grant you that.

Posted by: Patricia at October 30, 2010 11:35 AM

"I thought you might be worried about the security...of your shit."

Posted by: Dingles at October 30, 2010 1:38 PM

Even in the movies of his I hate, he's the best part in it (I'm looking at you The Mexican). I can sum up Brad Pitt in one film: Fight Club. Quite simply, Tyler Durden is the shit. "All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not." But that's not just Durden, its Pitt. Men wanna look like him, lean and hard (yet not Marky Mark in tighty-whiteys lame) but with a smile that makes the panties drop. Shit, there isn't even another actor in the world that could have played Tyler Durden.

Posted by: EJ at October 30, 2010 11:27 PM

I prefer crazy Brad movies, all the other movies are a bit shit IMO. True Romance and his cameo were pitch perfect. He looks like he used to be a stoner anyway. So there we go.

Posted by: g at October 31, 2010 9:17 PM

"that dumb movie with Kim Basinger as a cartoon and he was a police officer or detective or something?"

That was Cool World, the movie where my man crush on Pitt started.

And, his rumored admiration for Benicio Del Toro on the set of Snatch makes him extremely cool to me.

Posted by: Big Softie at October 31, 2010 11:40 PM

I hated him until he hooked up with Jolie. Granted that probably had more to do with my intense disgust with Aniston. Anyway, it's a shame they'll probably never work together again because in MR. & MRS. SMITH, Jolie and Pitt generate sexual heat and more importantly, are funny together.

Posted by: Andrew at November 1, 2010 9:13 AM

Fight Club is a personal favorite, and Crazy/Angry Pitt is my favorite actor. He is fucking electric when he channels that schitzo-maniacal beast within, and the more twitchy his hands are, the better you can expect his performance to be.

I've been a huge fan of his since I saw Seven and 12 Monkeys one after the other in '96. Like Agent Beadhead, I appreciate his efforts to diversify his roles even if I don't like the results (The Mexican, Babel and Troy to name a few).

He will act for many more years and probably get an Oscar if he can ever turn that charm to the dark side. If he gets a chance at a well-written, emotionally-conflicted evil character, he will fucking wreck the world. He was brilliant as an full-bore evil motherfucker in Kalifornia, so imagine what he could do now.

Posted by: Kballs at November 1, 2010 12:37 PM

I think you kind of missed one Pitt: the pseudo mystic Pitt a la Legends of the Fall, River Runs Through It, Seven Years in Tibet- the man looking for more than the physical world.

I think his restless spirit and curious mind combined with the playful and crazy are a big part of his success.

Posted by: bananapanda at November 1, 2010 2:03 PM

@Mrs. Julien, I've been saying the same thing for years! He does his best work in "character' parts and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

I detest the whole Brangelina thing, though, and kind of feel sorry for him. He finally got sick of being with Ms. Plain White Rice and went too far in the other direction with Ms. Deliberately Fascinating.

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@ Caroline
"He's not a Redford except in looks -- he's a goddamned Newman, and it's magnificent."

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