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The Deceptive Infectiousness of Laughter

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (36)



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I present you with a short anecdote that I will later artlessly tie into this box-office round-up: On Saturday, I went to a church fair in a very small town in New Hampshire, a place that the rest of the world has largely passed by. This “fair,” was comprised of a huge yard sale, where VHS copies of fitness routines and cassette tapes were on sale among scores of broken toys and mass market paperbacks. Homemade ice cream was sold, and at the end of the day, we ate potluck meals while an auctioneer sold off the nicer items, like “Extreme Home Makeover” baseball caps, left by a crew remodeling a house a few cities over. It was an interesting experience. But the big draw for the fair was former National Poet Laureate, Donald Hall, who did a poetry reading inside the church before the potluck. He’s 84. He’s also pretty incredible. Anyway, before he got to the poems about death and dying and the blue ghost, he began the reading with a few lighthearted, amusing numbers. And as he finished each one, the audience in the pews would laugh merrily, and hearing that laughter, as if it were a cue, my three-year-old son — who had no idea what this man was saying — would let out a loud laugh that would fill in the silence about three seconds after everyone else had finished laughing. That laugh would of course prompt another round of laughter, after Donald Hall laughed at the toddler who was laughing at the poems everyone knew the toddler couldn’t understand. It was quite a scene. (We only allowed it to happen twice before we took our son outside, not daring to wear out our welcome).

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I stand by my review of Dinner for Schmucks. I thought it was a dreadful excuse for a comedy, and most of the jokes felt like close friends listlessly going through one of their running banter routines for the 497th time while eating cereal and watching “Saved by the Bell” reruns. It was flat, pathetic, and unfunny. I really did fall asleep twice, and I can’t think of a moment during the film where I actually laughed.

So it was something of a surprise for me to learn that Schmucks had warranted a 51 percent rating over on the Tomatometer — I was expecting something more along the lines of 8 - 10 percent, with mostly positive reviews from the usual blurb whores. And while, yes, most of those positive reviews came from the usual suspects, none of whom really loved it (while most of the other 49 percent hated it) there were some mildly positive reviews from the likes of Roger Ebert, and two people in the online world whose opinion I respect considerably: Christopher Campbell (whose taste runs toward the intelligent and esoteric) and Eric D. Snider, who usually crushes these bland, mainstream comedic offerings into a hairy pulp.

I was flummoxed, and wondered briefly whether there were two different prints being screened, one for the press and another for those of us who watch the film after it opens. That’s not the case, of course. So I was left to conclude, by process of elimination, that opinion of this comedy had been influenced by the attending audience. I wrote about the movie-going experience last year, and noted that comedies and comedy-horrors are best enjoyed in the company of lots of other theatergoers, suggesting that the infectiousness of the audience can significantly increase your enjoyment level.

At my sparsely populated screening for Schmucks, there was only one laughing outlier among the audience, who snorted and guffawed at everything, while the rest of us sort of rolled our eyes and wondered what the hell that dude was smoking. But I read in a few of the other reviews that the larger screenings had been won over by Schmucks and that attendees were apparently crying themselves to tears. And so, I wondered, what if the outlier in my screening had been more prominent in other screenings, and his laughter — and others like him — had infected the rest of the audience. After all, it’s hard not to laugh when a roomful of people are laughing. as my son had so deftly demonstrated in the anecdote above. When we hear someone laugh, we often get caught up in it ourselves, whether what is being laughed at deserves it or not. How else can you explain the success of Dane Cook’s career?

And so while I still believe that Schmucks was an embarrassingly bad movie, I’ll grant that it might be a worthwhile experience if you watch it with the right crowd. Unfortunately, you’re not likely to find many crowded screenings of Schmucks after the movie opened this weekend in second place with a mediocre $23 million, which means that next weekend — when theaters are half as full — you’re less likely to get a large audience capable of spreading their infectious laughter. You might have to settle for The Other Guys for your conditioned laughter needs.

Indeed, it was Inception that topped the box office again, putting up another $27 million to bring its total to $193 million after three weeks (imagine, if it were 3D, it’d probably be closing in on $300 million). That also puts Inception at number one all time under the “heist/caper” and the “Mindbender” categories. It’s also the 23rd best third weekend of all time, for those that care about such numbers.

In its second weekend, Salt added another $20 million, bringing it’s total to $70 million and essentially guaranteeing a $100 million run, which — along with international grosses — will make the Jolie starrer a studio success. At number four, Despicable Me also stuck around another week, bringing its cumulative gross to $190 million.

The other two wide openers, Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore and Charlie St. Cloud didn’t fare so well in their opening frames, putting up around $12 million apiece. We’ll have reviews of both of those up tomorrow.

In limited release, the only notable entry was Get Low, which also had the highest per screen average — $22,000 — of all releases.









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Comments

There were perhaps 15-20 people present when I suffered through Pineapple Express, only two of which hated it worse than me (I'm speculating, because they left 10 minutes from the end, and since it was about midnight at this point, I figured they weren't late for an appointment or something). In any case, there was nobody in that viewing guffawing at the lame humor. I know many critics enjoyed Pineapple Express, so perhaps your theory is a good one, and those critics saw the movie in a theater full of schmucks. I have no doubt that explains the high reviews for Express, Schmucks, and similar schlock like Hot Tub Time Machine and I Love You, Man, both of which received praise and deserved none. I tend to watch many movies at home from my computer late at night, so perhaps that is why I fail to enjoy lightly humorous films.

Posted by: EJ at August 1, 2010 5:23 PM

He must have been smoking something amazing because I went high as a kite and still felt cheated out of my 10 bucks. I originally wanted to sneak a pint in but I would have ended up getting violent at the lack of funny.

Posted by: schrome at August 1, 2010 5:24 PM

That also puts Inception at number one all time under the "dumbest movie that people think is really smart" category.

Posted by: Case at August 1, 2010 5:28 PM

I love it when really little kids follow along with the laughter. I bet a lot of the other attendees found it charming. If they didn't, they are miserable human beings and that seems so unlikely in New Hampshire.

Speaking of poets, and not of the laureate kind, when I was in high school I took a creative writing class. We had a poet as a guest speaker one day (community service I imagine since I can think of few things more offputting than a roomful of teenagers snarling at you) and I have never forgotten one of the lines of a poem that he read to us:

We are all Easter Eggs.
And damned.

Would there had been a three year old there that day.

Enough blithering -

I always wonder how objectively stars can view their vehicles. Steve Carrell and Paul Rudd seem like pretty reasonable fellows, so how do they reconcile the disappointing final product they see with the glorious money it produces? I'm sure they cry all the way to the bank, but do you suppose they find it depressing in any way?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 1, 2010 6:25 PM

We get it Case you and the rest of the elitists don't like the movie. Stop baiting those of us that did.

Posted by: aroorda at August 1, 2010 6:36 PM

Bwah. Suck it, Efron.

Posted by: figgy at August 1, 2010 6:52 PM

Sounds like you have an unruly child, maybe you should give him to me. I will raise the boy and teach him basic survival skills such as remote control battery replacement and late night beer and food procurement.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 1, 2010 6:59 PM

It's amazing I can even form coherent sentences because I loved Inception, thought Pineapple Express was pretty funny and found I Love You, Man incredibly charming.

Sadly my mental disease causes me to go through life with a positive attitude, enjoying things that are funny and/or well executed. My condition is so dire that I can't muster up dramatic and exaggerated opinions about others based on their disagreement about my film preferences.

I mean, there are times that I don't enjoy a movie and I express that opinion in such a way that people still like me afterward. It's a horrible way to live but I try to take it one day at a time.

Posted by: becks at August 1, 2010 7:03 PM

Posted by: becks at August 1, 2010 7:03 PM


Aaaaaaah I see what you did there.

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So anyway, Rowles, now you know how it feels when a *ahem* dreadful excuse of a remake of a beloved Science Fiction series is excreted onto theaters. I was also, flummoxed, and wondered if there were two prints being screened, the gigantic pile of excrement I watched and the other, the one you clowns reviewed.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 1, 2010 7:42 PM

Thanks Slim. Subtlety is key when dealing with these situations. I'm pretty tactful.

Posted by: becks at August 1, 2010 7:54 PM

It's a horrible way to live but I try to take it one day at a time.

Oh, becks, I suffer from the same unfortunate disability. Very few movies cause me to delve into absolute hatred, and I am mystified by some of the invective some get. It causes me much distress.

We should start a support group.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 1, 2010 8:16 PM

I, too, enjoyed I Love You, Man. I thought it was perfectly charming, had good performances, and was well-made. Not all films aspire for greatness. I prefer challenging films with tons of symbolism and performances that make you weep from their greatness, but I can take a pleasant, well-made popcorn film once in a while. How is I Love You, Man any worse than, say, Salt, which received a pretty favorable review here? Or does the inclusion of explosions automatically bump mindless mainstream popcorn films up a notch on your scorecard, Rowles?

Now if you'll excuse me, I shall rest in my glass house lined with Exorcist II: The Heretic and Halloween 3: Season of the Witch posters. They provide visual protection from the onslaught of bad taste tomatoes flung my way.

Posted by: Robert at August 1, 2010 8:23 PM

Dustin, Armond White essentially agrees with you about Dinner For Schmucks, which may be more distressing than the actual movie is.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 1, 2010 9:24 PM

Posted by: becks at August 1, 2010 7:03 PM

How dare you!? P-p-positive thinking? Does not computer. Error.

Posted by: henchman for hire at August 1, 2010 9:28 PM

It looks like quite a few people missed the fact that the tag line of this site is "scathing reviews for bitchy people." But yeah, we expect more sunshine and kittens from you Dustin!

Posted by: ERM at August 1, 2010 9:30 PM

I saw the trailer for this in front of Inception. The Zach Gallifwhatever scenes were confomfortably bad, but just the "he knows Morgan Freeman!" line along made me laugh a hell of a lot harder than I usually do for trailers. Still not planning on seeing it though.

Posted by: Irving Washington at August 1, 2010 9:59 PM

I Love You, Man had pieces that were amusing, but it wasn't funny.

And people laughing at Schmucks is similar to the people screaming in theaters at Paranormal Activity. Movies of this nature only work when there's a communal energy feeding each person's reaction.

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Posted by: ashly at August 1, 2010 11:13 PM

Case, I love you. Absolutely right.

Posted by: Yossarian at August 1, 2010 11:31 PM

My almost five year old son has decided he likes forcing laughter and so when we're all piled into the car, he'll bust out a slow, hearty laugh more befitting a middle aged man. It's so odd (I have no idea where he picked up this goofy, overstated laugh that sounds like the one dude in the audience who got the comedian's joke) that no matter how hard we try, the whole family will end up laughing so hard our bellies hurt. Kids rock. Even ones that grow up to be Case.

Posted by: Cindy at August 2, 2010 1:15 AM

"So I was left to conclude, by process of elimination, that opinion of this comedy had been influenced by the attending audience."

Or you just have a shitty sense of humour. There's that….

Posted by: Greg at August 2, 2010 1:47 AM

I love how there us no way that it might just be YOU, Dustin.

I saw this film the other night with friends, and we all had a great time. Sure, the finale was a bit off( the blind swordsman was a bit much) but overall, we all agreed it was sweet and touching, as well as quite funny.

Maybe you need to take a break from your "criticism" and live life a little bit. Fresh air, maybe?

Posted by: Terrance at August 2, 2010 1:52 AM

I saw Dinner For Schmucks at a screening earlier this week, and your take is spot on. The theater was packed and the audience laughed hysterically at the movie; they murmured and gasped dramatically at every antic, while my friend and I stared sullenly at the screen.

At the end, the rest of the audience bounded out of their seats, laughing about what a good movie it was -- my friend and I just sat there, depressed, that somehow, THIS managed to be considered entertainment?

Posted by: megaroniandcheese at August 2, 2010 2:16 AM

I haven't seen Schmucks but everything you are describing fits perfectly with my experience of The Hangover. Not funny.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 2, 2010 9:18 AM

My problem has never been with bitchy or scathing film criticism. That's why I come here. My problem is when people project their opinion of the film onto the people who enjoyed the film. Especially when the people doing it have ridiculous expectations of what a film has to be before it isn't "so mind numbingly stupid that only a gaggle of troglodytes could watch it."

If you hate the movie why can't you just say that? Why all the bullshit speculation about how awful someone would have to be to disagree with you? You can't just have an opinion, it has to be the only reasonable opinion? Go fuck yourself.

Also, I remember a while ago when someone brought up how every asshole on the site uses "read the tagline" to silence anyone who calls them out on their unnecessary bitchiness and ever since I read that I notice it every single time. Hilarious. People use that shit to their own ends more than the bible these days. Why can't you direct your ire at the movie instead of at anyone who dares disagree with you? It helps the discourse.

Posted by: becks at August 2, 2010 9:43 AM

I always found the Marx Brothers movies hysterically funny, but virtually none of my friends agreed. They had all, of course, watched them on TV, usually alone. (I came from a large family of movie lovers, so had usually watched with four or five siblings.)

Then at college, we watched Duck Soup in a classroom with about sixty people. The class was laughing so hard we missed nearly half the jokes and begged the teacher to show it again during the next class.

Posted by: The Mutt at August 2, 2010 9:45 AM


Hey,Case? Would you mind altering your name here on Pajiba a bit? My real name is Case,and it's getting a little confusing. People are starting to think that you're me.

Posted by: thecurious at August 2, 2010 10:57 AM

per Becks' very valid suggestion:

I HATED The Hangover.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 2, 2010 11:31 AM

Case, I don't love you nor do I agree with you. I think someone forgot to switch the auto-remember back to her username on the laptop.

For the record, I'm team Becks. I understand why Pajiba writers can't praise the frat boy comedies. There really isn't a lot of art or depth to work with. That doesn't mean I can't enjoy the hell out of Step Brothers or Grandmas Boy. There's nothing secret or shameful about it. Pajiba-approved films only account for a portion of what I watch and enjoy. Dinner for Shmucks is going into the Netflix queue regardless of critical reception.

Posted by: Yossarian at August 2, 2010 11:42 AM

Yossarian: I totally agree with what you said.

Pajiba is a fabulous site, filled with intelligent film critics and viewers. Even so, I think there is nothing wrong if I personally and not-so-secretly enjoy things like Confessions of a Shopaholic, which I know Dustin excoriated. It's okay to disagree with Pajiba. The Toy Story 3 review and subsequently scathing response serves as a prime example. That said, is Dinner for Schmucks the hill people are going to die on? I mean, Paul Rudd, and Paul Rudd, and Paul Rudd, but...even Paul Rudd isn't always Paul Ruddly (if you know what I mean).

Since I haven't seen it, I cannot pronounce judgment on it either way. As I am personally wary of it, and watched the trailers with some skepticism, I will probably relegate it to my queue and promptly forget it's there.

Posted by: bonnie at August 2, 2010 12:27 PM

I've read other reviews of "Dinner for Shmucks" and they agreed that it sucked. One pointed out that the original French version made fun of the non-shmucks, but that the American version doesn't, really, and that the character Carrell plays seems mentally challenged, not shmucky. It sounds like a thoroughly unfunny movie to me. And comedies are supposed to be funny.

Posted by: Slash at August 2, 2010 1:19 PM

I think Schmucks looks pretty bad as well. Dustin's review echoed my impressions upon seeing the previews. My boyfriend will most likely download it though since he's a huge Galifianakis fan so I'm sure I'll get the chance to form an opinion on it.

Posted by: becks at August 2, 2010 1:28 PM

I just saw the poster for 'The Expendables', and was highly disappointed when I realised it wasn't going to be the story of the Pajiba staff.

HAR-DE HAR HAR!!! That shit's pretty funny, ain't it?!??

I'm really sorry about that, everyone - of course I wouldn't be on this site if I actually thought that. Can we still make some jokes around here or should the header be amended to 'Highly-Offensive Reviews. Easily-Offended People' ?

Posted by: abliac at August 2, 2010 2:10 PM

Abliac, go fuck yourself you dick. We are NOT easily offended.

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