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The 10 Highest Grossing Dark Comedies of All Time

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (24)



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The dark comedy is a tough sell in America, as it combines all of those things that “the masses” tend to dislike, including an R-Rating, more sophisticated humor, nihilism, and often a not-so-happy ending. But, when a dark comedy gets it right, they can be very good.

Horrible Bosses, the weekend’s number two film, got it mostly right, although it wasn’t as dark as some other notable dark comedies. It was funny, and refreshing to see Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell play against type. It’s hard to say what the big draw was — Aniston, Farrell, Bateman, the story, or good marketing — though I’d like to believe it was Charlie Day because he’s the one that deserves much of the credit for the success of the film. Horrible Bosses rang up $28.1 million at the box office, slightly ahead of where Bridesmaids landed after its first weekend and slightly behind where this summer’s other R-Rated comedy, Bad Teacher, landed. The difference, of course, is that Horrible Bosses deserves its success,where Bad Teacher decidedly did not. Nevertheless, it continues to perform respectably, adding $9 million in its third weekend to bring its total to $72 million. The first R-Rated comedy of the summer, Bridesmaids, also added a nice $2.7 million in its 9th week to become the 19th biggest R-Rated movie of all time.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon, without tentpole competition, managed to hang on to number one in its second weekend. It wasn’t really close, as it added $47 million to bring its total to $261 million. In less than two weeks, it’s gained the year’s top spot. Only Harry Potter, among the summer’s entries, has a legitimate shot at knocking it off the spot, although wouldn’t it be cool if Winnie the Pooh came out of nowhere and stole the crown from everyone?

The big disappointment, at least from Kevin James’ perspective, was that the $80 million The Zookeeper didn’t manage to make much noise at the box office, opening with a lowly $21 million. Kevin James may not, in fact, be the box-office gold that many thought he’d be. Sure, Paul Blart put up huge numbers, but it opened in January and had very little competition. Pit him against Michael Bay and, well, you’ve got the premise for Bay’s next film: Blubberplosion©, a dark comedy about people who explode if they hit a certain weight. Wait, that’s kind of a great idea. “In a futuristic world ran by health insurance companies, a person’s weight dictates whether he lives or dies. An attractive woman falls in love with a man with an eating disorder. Can she get him to lay off the carbs? Think: Philip K. Dick meets The Nutty Professor.”

As promised, here are the 10 highest grossing dark comedies of all time, keeping in mind that I am not responsible for categorizing them as “dark comedies,” as I certainly wouldn’t have labeled the 2004 Stepford Wives remake as such. A movie needs comedy before it can be classified as comedy. Also interesting that the highest grossing dark comedy of all time hasn’t even cracked $100 million (although, yes, of course, in 2011 numbers, four of the top seven films would’ve broken $100 million. Adjusted for inflation numbers are in parenthesis for the box-office pedants).

1. The War of the Roses: $86 million ($165 million)

2. Ruthless People: $71 million ($151 million)

3. The Witches of Eastwick: $63 million ($128 million)

4. A Fish Called Wanda: $62 million ($119 million)

5. Burn After Reading: $60.3 million ($66 million)

6. The Cable Guy: $60.2 million ($107 million)

7. Bad Santa: $60 million ($77 million)

8. The Stepford Wives (2004): $59 million ($75 million)

9. Death Becomes Her: $58 million ($110 million)

10. Throw Momma from the Train: $57 million ($113 million)









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Comments

Apparently, Danny DeVito is the King of Dark Comedies.

Posted by: Blorg at July 11, 2011 12:10 PM

I'm surprised Dr. Strangelove isn't on there. I guess it must have really bombed at the box office.

Posted by: StoatCat at July 11, 2011 12:13 PM

A bit of a reach classifying A Fish Called Wanda as a dark comedy... it's a screwball comedy.

Is it dark because Wanda--a fish--gets eaten in the end?

Posted by: jthomas666 at July 11, 2011 12:16 PM

I thought for sure Death To Smoochy had been erroniously omitted. Then I looked up the BO figured... it was made for $55M and took in $8M. Ouch. Great dark comedies die hard. I'd be curious to see a SRL of the best dark comedies ever made.

Posted by: marty at July 11, 2011 12:36 PM

Throw Momma from the fucking Train!

Posted by: ha ha ha at July 11, 2011 12:56 PM

"I'm surprised Dr. Strangelove isn't on there."

With inflation (based on some help from Box Office Mojo) Dr. Strangelove would have gone from $9m to $64m or so. I'd guess that a movie like this wasn't heavily promoted, and needed time to gain the kind of critical acclaim it now has?

Would we consider MASH to be dark enough for this list?

$81,600,000 (1970) = $452,989,373 (2010)

Posted by: D-Day at July 11, 2011 1:07 PM

I think a remake of War of the Roses in the right hands could be fantastic. Not that the original movie isn't great, but the concept itself is one of those that deserves more than one movie.

Posted by: twig at July 11, 2011 1:14 PM

Fight Club?

Posted by: steph at July 11, 2011 1:42 PM

"Think 'Strangers on a Train'..."

"Ha ha ha, yeah. I love that movie. Hehe...with Danny DeVito."

Posted by: PissBoy at July 11, 2011 2:13 PM

Dark comedies are either very underappreciated or there just haven't been nearly enough good ones. I weep for our lacking sense of humor that rewards Zookeeper and its ilk instead.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 11, 2011 2:15 PM

Best dark comedy of all time: "Kind Hearts & Coronets."

Posted by: Jesse at July 11, 2011 2:16 PM

I f*cking hate MASH.

Had to be said.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 2:32 PM

Mrs. Julien,

I didn't take you for a rabid anti-vowelist, but obviously ...

Look, just because there are 20 or 21 consonants and only five or six vowels in English doesn't mean Consonantists have the right to bully the hard-working vowels, to * them anytime you feel like it. Vowels have rights too! LOOSEN THE NOOSE OF VILE VOWEL REPRESSION!!! DOWN WITH VOWEL REPR ...

... ahem.

I suggest that in future you * the C or the K since the lazy bastards need two of them to make the same sound. Fu*k them. Or fuc* them. Whichever.

Posted by: , at July 11, 2011 2:59 PM

Ruthless People was an awesome fucking movie.

Posted by: MM at July 11, 2011 3:05 PM

Cable Guy is really good. I've never understood why people turn on it so much.

Posted by: John G. at July 11, 2011 3:05 PM

I'm a rabid anti-just-about-everything, but I will take your advice into consideration for future vowel vs. consonant omission occasions. Except for "i". *t knows what *t d*d.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 3:08 PM

Pit him against Michael Bay and, well, you’ve got the premise for Bay’s next film: Blubberplosion©, a dark comedy about people who explode if they hit a certain weight. Wait, that’s kind of a great idea.

Just don't wander into the "Comedy - Fat Suit" category... I wish I could unsee the total domestic box office takes on the three The Santa Clause films...

Posted by: branded at July 11, 2011 5:09 PM

M*A*S*H most definitely should be on the list - i don't think it gets gets much darker than that movie.

"Uh...Colonel, fair is fair, if I nail Hot Lips and punch Hawkeye, can I go home, too?"

Ms. Julien, i'm gonna go ahead and assume you meant that you hate the show.

Posted by: causaubon at July 11, 2011 7:37 PM

Clarification: I fu*king hate the movie MASH!

The show has not aged well.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 9:29 PM

The 2004 Stepford Wives was not a dark comedy because it wasn't funny at all.

Posted by: Cabbage at July 11, 2011 10:23 PM

Burn After Reading needs to get off this list and into a nearby shredder.

Posted by: Lucas at July 12, 2011 3:15 AM

Dr. Strangelove and Fargo aren't on this list. It is null and void.

Posted by: Jack Moffet at July 12, 2011 12:53 PM

At least the this top ten list contains mostly good movies. Stepford Wives is probably the only one you'd find little support for being at least good.

Yikes. Election only made 14 million and Heathers only made 1 million.

Posted by: ed newman at July 12, 2011 2:32 PM

Mrs. Julien, sad to say that I respectfully disagree with you.

I still watch MASH (both movie and TV show) and it STILL works, for me anyways. The military humour is just as valid (unfeeling bureaucracy, ridiculous rules, thoughtless careerists, all of it so very Joseph Heller) today, which is both tragic and telling of how monolithic militaries tend to be (how is it that the people running things are always one war behind in their mindset?).

And the characters are still poignant, witty, clever and very human.

I will always think of MASH as one of the best comedies and best sitcoms of all time. When it was good, it was fantastic and when it was bad... well, it was still pretty good.

Posted by: Uncommoner at July 19, 2011 11:14 AM