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Shyamalan's Airbender Outperforms Expectations -- Twist

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (38)



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Just a month after celebrating the tiniest of victories in helping to minimize the box-office damage of Sex and the City 2, critics are now licking their wounds the weekend after the worst reviewed film of the year, Avatar: The Last Airbender, managed to put up a whopping $40 million over the holiday weekend, in addition to $16 million on Thursday. After five days in release, Airbender has already amassed $70 (fucking) million. By the way, that’s Shyamalan’s third biggest opening, and its five-day total is already more than his last two films made during their entire theater runs. And he did it by basing a movie on a show that few people over the age of 15 have even heard of, proving once again that kid’s don’t listen to Roger Ebert. Sadly, the little snots have given Shyamalan new life, despite having just made his worst film ever. You have to assume at least $130 million domestic, plus another $150 million internationally, all of which means: The chances of Shyamalan being able to complete the trilogy looks pretty good, as long as he can do it on a smaller budget. Wondering what the $150 million budget went into? We heard from a crew member on the set that Shyamalan had actually built a fancy-ass bar, on set, for the crew’s drinking needs. It was probably necessary after looking at the dailies.

Alas, Airbender is far from the end of Shyamalan’s career — it’s likely to be his third biggest movie to date, after The Sixth Sense and Signs. Now, the only way we can stop him is with a toothbrush shank.

Meanwhile, as expected, Twilight: Eclipse topped the box office, though it fell short of setting any box-office records (besides the record for biggest midnight opening last Tuesday). The $66 million over the Independence Day holiday was good for third biggest 4th of July weekend of all time, after Spider-man 2 and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It was also a little short of its predecessor, Twilight: New Moon. Nevertheless, Eclipse has banked $161 million since it opened last week. Here’s a shocking number, though: Only 65 percent of Eclipse’s audience was female, meaning a full 35 percent were men. That’s a lot of dates, and a whole lotta poor miserable Dads taking their 12 and unders to a PG-13 movie.

Meanwhile, Toy Story 3 continues to plug away; it’s now up over $300 million and should pass Iron Man 2 as the second biggest movie of the year, behind Alice in Wonderland, by mid-week before topping Wonderland within the next two weekends. Grown Ups sadly continues to pile on the riches, too; it’s now up to $85 million after two weekends. Knight and Day rounds out the top five, nearly reaching $50 million, far short of its $117 million budget. However, it’s already added $25 million in international ticket sales and it’s yet to reach Europe or Australia. It’s gonna do just fine.

In its third week of release, Cyrus continues to perform well in limited release, entering the top ten this week in only 77 theaters; it had the third biggest per theater average of the week. Unfortunately, nearly every other independent film lost ground week to week, as many had to give up theaters so that multiplexes could feature seven screenings of Eclipse and four screenings of Airbender. Sadly, that’s not an exaggeration. It’s been a slow year for indies, so far. City Island is the biggest stateside draw, putting up $6 million, while Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’s $8 million is the biggest showing for international efforts thus far. People just aren’t as fond of the Brewer’s yeast-flavored popcorn as they once were.









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Comments

Wow, my parents used to put brewer's yeast on their popcorn, and I used to love it. (I would even eat the small half popped kernels cause the yeast would stick to them after pooling in the bottom.

I didn't realize anyone else did that.

Posted by: Rowen at July 5, 2010 8:33 PM

"Now, the only way we can stop him is with a toothbrush shank."

I know how to make those. Just sayin.'

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 5, 2010 8:39 PM

:looks around the room:

I was locked up working on stuff. This is on y'all!

Posted by: Fredo at July 5, 2010 8:48 PM

It's the heat. People will do anything to shut up their kids and escape the heat.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 5, 2010 8:51 PM

Wondering what the $150 million budget went into? We heard from a crew member on the set that Shyamalan had actually built a fancy-ass bar, on set, for the crew’s drinking needs.

His movies suck and so does he, generally -- but if a studio gives me $150 million to make a movie, there's no way I'm NOT building a fancy-ass bar for the crew. So, kudos on that, Mr. Night Shamalam.

Posted by: sansho1 at July 5, 2010 8:51 PM

I don't get it. I don't think I'll ever get why people willingly pay $10 or more to see a movie they KNOW will be terrible. And it's not like there's someone out there saying "Aw, it's just fun!" like they did for Sex and the City or something. EVERYONE is saying Airbender is fucking terrible. Their friends who JUST SAW IT say it was terrible. WHY DO THEY STILL GO SEE IT?! Buy a damn DVD, some popcorn and a 12 pack of coke and it'll still be cheaper and you won't yell at poor cinema employees afterwards demanding your money back!

What is wrong with people?

Posted by: figgy at July 5, 2010 8:54 PM

I took a look at the movies available within a 20-mile radius this weekend, and decided to finish reading my books. It was that bad. I don't fawn over all things Pixar, so there was nothing out there to coax $10 from my pocket.

Normally I can find *one* adult movie I want to see while my kid is with her father, but it's like a cinematic wasteland out there right now.

Posted by: Wednesday at July 5, 2010 9:38 PM

And he did it by basing a movie on a show that few people over the age of 15 have even heard of

I take issue with this statement, as it's rare for me to come across someone who hasn't at least heard of the series (even before the movie) and yes I tend to check, as it's one of the tests I use to see whether someone is actually a geek or just faking. Other tests include Firefly, certain Star Wars: EU properties and some reasonably obscure video game references. The true geeks have watched the show a bunch of times, but most people have at least heard of it.

Posted by: Chugga at July 5, 2010 10:10 PM

I was going to see it even though everyone said it was terrible. I'll tell you why:

Avatar: The Last Airbender is an INCREDIBLE show!!!

It's an amazing show. Go watch it. Go watch it now. We want the movie to be good...the previews looked so good...why is it bad? Why can't M. Night Shyamalan make good movies anymore. WHY?!?!

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at July 5, 2010 10:11 PM

I will be guilty of seeing the movie knowing full well that its gonna be terrible. No I don't think Shyamalamadingdong done good job and fully believe he abominably messed it up and I would be disappointed greatly of what have become of the show I dearly loved.

However, it is because of that reason, because it is the movie of my beloved show that I am going to see it. I mean, the way Dustin is speaking not many people seems to think much highly of the show or know of it, which negate much of the possibility of it becoming movie again. And after what happened to the Golden Compass and His Dark Materials, why would I wanna take a chance of not having the trilogy ever made? Maybe they would make better sequels, the material is definitely there for a better drama too. And if the movie has the %10 of soul and beauty and whimsy the original show inspired, then I might still be able to enjoy it.

And it is wrong to assume no one over age of 15 has heard of this show. I am 31 and I have heard of it before I seen them. I heard they were great shows and had great stories. But never bothered to check it out because I thought it were for children. But when I got terribly sick and got bed ridden over Christmas, my brother lend me the complete series of Avatar: the Last Airbender and I immediately fell in love with its story and the characters. When I was alone and sick and depressed at the prospect spending the holidays that way, this show was what made me have any enjoyment in life. It gave me so so much and and it has much wonder and depths that made me so excited about seeing it as a movie. It is that good.

Alas, it would probably a bad movie, but it is the only movie we have, at least until SciFi (or with fucking "y") make a miniseries in 20 years.

On tangent animation quality met that of most popular Japanese anime as they used the Korean JM Production that worked on such shows as Naruto et al (And I work with those Anime for living). It is a great hole this site lacks, appreciation for animation beyond CG. It need help.

Posted by: yocean at July 5, 2010 10:30 PM

Trilogy? We are tempted to die so we can get a head start on spinning in our graves.

Posted by: Avatar: The Last Airbender fans at July 5, 2010 10:40 PM

When confronted with an M. Night Shamyalan production these days, a bar may be the ideal reaction. Double here, garcon.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 5, 2010 10:45 PM

I'm guessing/hoping the Airbender result is a lot of fans crossing their fingers and hoping the critics just didn't get it. If Uwe Boll adapted Ender's Game I'd still see it at least once out of love for the source material no matter what the critical reception. The real test is the second week drop off after the fans talk to each other.

Othe the other hand, the success of Twilight and Grown Ups is proof positive that as a species we are heading down the path to idiocracy.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at July 5, 2010 10:50 PM

It's depressing to think a filmmaker whose general output in the last six years has been shit, gets a whooping $150 million to dick around with while someone as gifted and talented as P.T. Anderson can still struggle to even raise a 1/3 of that amount.

Why, oh why, Hollywood, do you throw the majority of your money to people who have little to no talent? I'll never understand this mentality. Doesn't this become a moral question at some point?

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Posted by: hanmei at July 5, 2010 10:55 PM

Howdy, Shyamalan is the Freddy Kruger of the directorial arts! Just when you think he's dead he comes back more hidious than ever! If "Lady in the pool" didn't do him in, what in God's mercy can stop this spawn of Satan as he tramples all that is good and holy!

Posted by: Bob Gould at July 5, 2010 11:39 PM

Others may have seen it because they loved the cartoon, but that is precisely why I didn't see it. I don't want to see what he did to it.

Posted by: Drake at July 5, 2010 11:50 PM

"Alice" tops the box office for the year?

Jesopus.

So it isn't just my imagination that movies this year have SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.

Posted by: , at July 6, 2010 12:09 AM

"Wondering what the $150 million budget went into? We heard from a crew member on the set that Shyamalan had actually built a fancy-ass bar, on set, for the crew’s drinking needs."

Say what you will about Shyamalan as a director, but apparently he's a really nice and genuine guy. A friend of mine worked on the set for a couple of his movies and Shyamalan would randomly raffle off cruise vacations and other prizes for members of the crew. And he would pay out of pocket- not on the studio's dollar.

Posted by: THRILLHO at July 6, 2010 1:50 AM

I just read Chez's description of meeting with Shamalanama after Lady in the Water came out and I was hating the jerk so badly after reading that that I was gleeful at the idea of Airbender whatever tanking.

STUPID PEOPLE. He still sucks.

Oh and by the way, I didn't even know it was based on a cartoon until I read the review here.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at July 6, 2010 1:50 AM

THRILLHO = Shamalmama. Please. Peddle it somewhere else.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at July 6, 2010 1:51 AM

I think it is fairly safe to say that 2010 is going to go down in cinematic history as THE worst year ever. To make it worse there is very little on the horizon for 2011 that even remotely floats my boat.

Posted by: Anthony at July 6, 2010 2:08 AM

Apparently, plenty of people out there need to stick their noses in shit to confirm that, yes indeed, it does smell really really bad.

I predict a huge dropoff next week for Airbender, a new record, something in the 70-80% range. No fan of the show would encourage others to watch that crap.

Posted by: Mick J at July 6, 2010 3:07 AM

According to IMDB trivia, M. Night Shittymelon was really interested in directing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Looks like we dodged one bullet and stepped into another.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 6, 2010 5:55 AM

Uriah - I want to to stand up.

Get up already. Good.

Now go over there. That's right.

Face the wall.

and I want you to think about WHAT YOU JUST DID.

Put that stuff in my head and give me nightmares.

You'll stay in the naughty corner until you're sorry.

Posted by: general rhubarb at July 6, 2010 6:32 AM

How big is his ego? I mean, maybe he'll read all the reviews and instead of just ignoring them he'll actually try to do something decent to the second and, if he gets that far, third film. You know, like just use the excellent source material he was provided with?

Some friends and I have been joking about making some of our favorite episodes from the show and posting them on youtube to see if we can get better responses than he did. We could cast my 40 year old balding kung-fu instructor as Aang, have virtually no special effects and probably still get better reviews than him. Maybe the shame would force him into doing something right?

Posted by: Zinka at July 6, 2010 8:12 AM

OH GOD PLEASE NO ONE PUT BREWER'S YEAST ON YOUR POPCORN.

It's NUTRITIONAL yeast you're talking about, right? I hope? I thought Brewer's yeast is very bitter.

Posted by: megs at July 6, 2010 9:22 AM

Don't know what the weather is like across the country--but here in the northeast, many people probably would've paid the $10 to sit in air-conditioning for 2 hours regardless of whether a movie was even being shown.

Posted by: maceo at July 6, 2010 11:13 AM

I don't actually know the difference between nutritional and Brewer's yeast, but the yeast you put on popcorn is DELICIOUS. My friend calls it magic hippie dust.

Posted by: marya at July 6, 2010 11:17 AM

Eesh. If you want to throw your money at this fucktard knowing full well he fucked it up, fine. You'll be completely angry and the end. But I hope you are fully aware that if he fucked this one up? Yeah, the next one isn't going to be any better, and you just GAVE HIM the money to make another piece of shit. Which will keep this shit going for years, which makes sure that an actually good version of this movie will not come out for at least a decade. Hope you're happy.

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2010 11:29 AM

I've never heard of the show.

My feeling about shitty movies is this: they provide employment. So they're not completely worthless. Strangely, I can't have that charitable reaction to "reality" TV, even though it also provides employment. I guess because I see it as pollution, therefore, it's a net loss.

Posted by: Slash at July 6, 2010 11:35 AM

Oh man, be careful which yeast you put on your popcorn. Stick with nutritonal yeast. It's full of B vitamins and tastes kinda like a cross between cheese and nuts. Brewer's yeast, on the other hand, tastes like old sweat socks. It's the dregs of what's left over after they brew beer, and not in a nice way.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 6, 2010 1:18 PM

I DEMAND the death of Shamlamadingdong.

Posted by: supafly at July 6, 2010 1:19 PM

Okay, I'll give you the Village and Unbreakable. Those were pretty bad (though Bruce Willis was really good in unbreakable, it wasn't enough to overcome Samuel L Jackson's... presence.)

But I don't care--- I still love M Knight.

Sixth Sense? Awesome and freaking scary (hey, I was eleven)

Signs -- Still one of my favorite movies! Joaquin Phoenix made the movie for me. I still laugh when I see his tin foil hat.

Lady in the Water -- So underrated. More people should give this one a chance. Paul Giamatti is delicate and sad and plays the part perfectly.

I haven't seen the Last Airbender, and I probably won't, but Shamalan has made at least three really excellent films. Give the man his props-- he's earned a few duds.

Posted by: LBees at July 6, 2010 2:47 PM

Marya, I'm guessing your friend's never actually met a hippie? If you're ever in San Francisco, I'll take you a block from my house in the Haight Ashbury to Golden Gate Park (hippie central). There you can find real "magic hippie dust". And it ain't yeast.

Posted by: Smokey at July 6, 2010 3:29 PM

I think people paid $10-$15 a pop to see Last Airbender not so much because they were expecting a good movie but because it was an easy way to escape the heat and shut the kids up for 2 hours.

Posted by: Cassidy at July 6, 2010 4:48 PM

general rhubarb

Sorry (I said it) for the mental shock. Take a deep breath... Fortunately, the people behind HP were too smart to let Shammymelon ruin their franchise. Now please stop sobbing.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 6, 2010 10:17 PM

There's no way there'll be a book 2 or 3. The sole reason for Shyamalan's success is because of good marketing, and a strategic release date.

Nobody who saw The Last Airbender thought it was any good. But a lot of people saw it anyway. It's the second coming of Batman and Robin, and despite the fact that it'll probably succeed, why would the studio's be stupid enough to make a sequel to a movie that everyone hated? No one will buy a ticket to a second showing.

Posted by: Troll 4 Life at July 11, 2010 2:09 PM