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Note to Hollywood: Stop Blending the Western Genre with Other Genres; It Doesn't Work

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (33)



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Cowboys and Aliens over the weekend became the most recent film to attempt what — outside of Serenity — has yet to be a successful cross-genre mash-up with Westerns (and honestly, Serenity wasn’t a box-office hit). There have been a number of good to great Westerns in recent years (3:10 to Yuma, True Grit, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and The Proposition), but Hollywood still hasn’t realized that no one wants to see the purity of Westerns mixed up with the likes of martial arts, aliens, or comic-books. Look at the wasteland of Western mash-ups: Jonah Hex, Shanghai Noon (which was OK), Shanghai Knights (which was not), the unforgivable Wild Wild West, The Warrior’s Way (which was so bad it was good, but apparently only to me) and Sukiyaki Western Django, which mustered only $50,000 at the box office.

It’s a bad idea to cross-pollinate Westerns with other genres, especially when it dilutes the main themes of the traditional Westerns: The difficulty of life for frontier families, the conflicts with both Native Americans and the land, and the way that the Industrial Revolution wiped out that way of life. The cowboys in films like Cowboys and Aliens and Wild Wild West are only cowboys in name and costume: None of these men actually herd cattle. The characters that populate many of these Westerns are not cowboys so much as they are people who rob stagecoaches; they’re bandits or outlaws, and a cowboy hat in and of itself doesn’t afford you the title of cowboy. You wanna be a cowboy? Pick up a goddamn rope and, uh, put down your fucking machine guns.

Anyway, the $163 million film, Cowboys and Aliens, managed only $36.2 million in its opening weekend despite the presence of James Bond, Indiana Jones, and the director of Iron Man. It was also the dumbest fucking movie I’ve seen this summer (see Dan’s review) and while final box-office figures won’t be out until later today, Cowboys and Aliens deserves to be beaten by The Smurfs (which also opened with $36.2 million). God knows, The Smurfs was a more plausible film. And after this and Iron Man 2, I’m beginning to question Favreau as a director. Is he more Iron Man or more Zathura? I think we also understand why Robert Downey, Jr. eventually dropped out of Cowboys and Aliens.

The other new entry was Crazy, Stupid, Love, which despite its PG-13 rating fell short of the box-office openings of the summer’s R-rated comedies. It’s the first time in six tries that Carell has’t opened a movie with at least $20 million, although it’s the best movie he’s made since Little Miss Sunshine. It’ll do gangbusters on DVD, I assure you.

Captain America dropped to third (with a 61 percent drop) and will probably level off to arrive at numbers similar to Thor. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II came in at number four with $21 million, and has now crossed the $1 billion mark worldwide. Friends with Benefits landed at number six with $9 million and will probably end up with a final gross similar to the $60 million of Will Gluck’s last film, Easy A. Horrible Bosses, in at number seven, looks to cross $100 million next week, just ahead of Bad Teacher.

Also, it was a good week for indies, as four limited release films opened with per theater averages much higher than the $10,000 of Cowboys and Aliens: Attack the Block ($16,000), The Future ($28,000), The Guard ($20,000) and The Devil’s Double ($19,000). Expect those films to begin filtering down into the rest of America over the coming weeks. Check ‘em out, especially Attack the Block and The Guard.










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Comments

I was really disappointed to find Attack the Block in no nearby theaters. For someone who wasn't particularly interested in a rom com this weekend, the pickings were really slim. All these million dollar budgets, and I decided my time was better spent watching the Fantastic Four cartoon. Good choice me!

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 1, 2011 10:03 AM

The vampire/western Near Dark was pretty influential. Also the only film I can think of where Bill Paxton is moderately tolerable.

Posted by: Maggie at August 1, 2011 10:06 AM

Hey now. There's Spaceba...oh wait that's Bill Pullman.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 1, 2011 10:08 AM

I really liked The Good, the Bad, the Weird. Maybe we should leave western mash-ups to Koreans and people named Joss Whedon.

Posted by: jM at August 1, 2011 10:11 AM

I pretty much gave Bill Paxton a universal pass after Chet and Hudson.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 1, 2011 10:12 AM

Speak for yourself. Western/Comedy/Musicals are amazing. How can you hate Blazing Saddles? If that's not cross-genre, I don't know what is.

Posted by: Robert at August 1, 2011 10:14 AM

I humbly submit Firefly as a successful Western crossover. Dustin's point, however, still stays...

Posted by: seed at August 1, 2011 10:17 AM

Who says there were no aliens in old west times? Think of all the cows that they could mutilate!

I saw Cowboys and Aliens this past weekend and liked it fine. It was weird, but kind of fun. There were definite problems with it, of course, but I don't think I've ever seen a movie that didn't have some kind of problems.

I think, as you say, it's difficult to mix other genres with westerns and have them mesh seamlessly.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at August 1, 2011 10:18 AM

Bill Paxton brings the awesome. Always.

Posted by: Mel C. at August 1, 2011 10:34 AM

Near Dark is pretty awesome. A vampire Western admittedly sounds stupid as fuck but it's a pretty decent flick.

Posted by: Parker Jammstein at August 1, 2011 11:01 AM

Nope, gotta disagree. I will always pick the halfway original attempt over the cartoon retread. I would just rather support a well intentioned failure than whatever the hell The Smurfs is supposed to be.

Is this going to be a thing now? Just one of those Pajiba things that bring the sheep callers out of the woodwork? I hate it when we do that.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 1, 2011 11:11 AM

I'm with Vermillion on this one. I'd rather they try something new and fail spectacularly than just rehash the same over and over and over again.

BTW, my friend saw Cowboys & Aliens and he described it as "the best movie a five year old would ever see."

Posted by: Fredo at August 1, 2011 11:17 AM

Are you sure he didn't mean the best movie a five year old would ever conceive?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 1, 2011 11:23 AM

TheMaskedEmu and I are making a trade. He agreed to go see The Guard if I agreed to go see Attack the Block. Win all around!

Posted by: KatSings at August 1, 2011 11:41 AM

Are you sure he didn't mean the best movie a five year old would ever conceive?

So far that's Jon Favreau's guiding star: what five year olds like. Super heroes, cowboys, aliens, games.

Posted by: Fredo at August 1, 2011 11:52 AM

I'd like to point out that Brokeback Mountain was the closest to a successful cowboy movie in recent years. Western + gay sex? Winning.

Posted by: Sefa at August 1, 2011 11:57 AM

i think Rango did a good job of mixing western and animated, and there's that other western animated movie, the one about the mouse? someone will know.

Posted by: Sinnh at August 1, 2011 12:05 PM

Star Wars is often considered a Space Western as well. And with how much Cowboys & Aliens made at the Box Office, I wouldn't be so quick to say mixing the Western with any other genre "doesn't work". I very much enjoyed Cowboys & Aliens.

Posted by: Chris S. at August 1, 2011 12:13 PM

I do not understand why Favreau is thought of as a competent director, the only marginally good film he has done is Iron Man. The people who should truly be thanked for that film are the casting director and RDJ, because he held that rickety script together with his bare hands.

Posted by: Alex at August 1, 2011 12:16 PM

What about Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat? It has David Carradine and Bruce Campbell.

Posted by: Other Julie at August 1, 2011 12:17 PM

Just one correction: Firefly was an amazing western-space opera-adventure-blend. Serenity was a boring sci-fi-action piece of shit.

Posted by: zito at August 1, 2011 12:18 PM

Here's the thing: Don't take another genre and put it in a Western setting, take the tropes of the Western and put them in another genre. Then you get The Road Warrior. And Firefly. And Kill Bill vol2.

Posted by: The Mutt at August 1, 2011 1:01 PM

Seconding on The Good, The Bad, and The Weird. It may have basically been an excuse for action sequences, but it is fantastically giddy about springboarding off Westerns.

Posted by: jay at August 1, 2011 2:41 PM

Ohay, here's the pitch: Dead Men Must Die ... it's a zombie western about an aging undead hunter, curiously cast as say, Brian Bozworth, and a scrappy saloon wench (Suzanne Sommers), Who have to rid their town of zombies after a freak thunderstorm causes a dead outlaw and his gang to rise from the local cemetary.

Fistfight on top of a runaway stage coach! We'll figure out the story later ...

Posted by: Leftylad at August 1, 2011 4:14 PM

I don't want to pay to see James Bond play video games.

Posted by: dagnabbit at August 1, 2011 6:02 PM

Gene Roddenberry also called Star Trek "wagon train to the stars", so the themes of the western can be mashed up into other genres to create something good.

I second the nod that Blazing Saddles should have been included in the list of good ones above.

Posted by: noo at August 1, 2011 6:26 PM

Sinnh, are you looking for An American Tail: Fievel Goes West? I hope so, because that movie was uh-may-zing.

Posted by: Beckie at August 1, 2011 7:13 PM

I thought it was pretty good. Whatever the reason, it was nice and chilly in the theatre. The temp at the bank we passed after the movie said it was 117.

Posted by: MRod at August 1, 2011 7:25 PM

I'm in total agreement. Keep the westerns as westerns. They can be made relatively inexpensively and can realize a healthy profit.
Megamillions? Probably not, but can easily triple investment ... as long as it remains true.
And, by the way, I can offer a couple of great stories.
Dave
www.dmmcgowan.blogspot.com

Posted by: Dave McGowan at August 1, 2011 10:03 PM

Leftylad:

Watch The Twilight Zone ep. "Mr. Garrity and the Graves." I like your idea though.

Posted by: Parker Jammstein at August 1, 2011 10:46 PM

To be honest I had my doubts about Cowboys and Aliens when it was announced that Favreau was directing. He's made some good movies but I don't know why nerds put admire him so much. He is not a great director and IRON MAN was just okay.

To be fair it wasn't completely his fault that Cowboys and Aliens sucked big fat rhinoceros cock.

Posted by: junierizzle at August 1, 2011 10:46 PM

Glad to see the love for The Good the Bad and the Weird. It was everything I was hoping Suikyiaki Western Django to be and more. And it was fantastic.

I'm a big fan of western cross overs, I mean yeah you have a list of shitty ones, but how many of those shitty ones were written and directed by people that actually have any talent?

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Posted by: Burton Haynes at September 12, 2011 6:23 AM