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No One Cares About What You Dreamed About Last Night

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (15)



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It was a fairly unexciting weekend at the box office this week as we head into the summer’s last hurrah, next weekend’s Man vs. Woman vs. Geek showdown between The Expendables; Eat, Pray, Love; and Scott Pilgrim. After that, so much for noteworthy films until around mid-September. It’s going to be a brutal month, folks.

This weekend, The Other Guys won the box office, putting up a well-deserved $35.6 million (or $8 million less than the entire theatrical run of the last buddy cop movie to grace theaters, Cop Out). It was something of a career-saver for Will Ferrell, after two of his last three movies — Land of the Lost and Semi-Pro — fizzled spectacularly at the box office. The Other Guys actually represents his second biggest opening, after Talladega Nights, and it was even Mark Wahlberg’s second biggest opening, too, behind Planet of the Apes. Hopefully, Ferrell learns that family comedies and remakes don’t suit him particularly well (and another shout-out this weekend to original movies, which have dominated the latter half of the summer).

Inception, now 2010’s highest-grossing original property (and sixth, overall), held on to the second spot in its fourth week, dropping a steady 30 percent week to week, bringing its cumulative total to $227 million. The one unfortunate side-effect to the success of Inception, however, is that I’ve noticed people seem a lot more eager to share their dreams, a personal tidbit that ranks only behind what you had for lunch as the most excruciatingly tedious bit of information you could possibly share (except where those meals or dreams involve me!). But thanks to Facebook, we now know not only what everyone had for lunch, but what they dreamed about last night. Thanks modern technology! (I kid, of course. I love hearing about what other people are eating. I also love Twitter’s new “Who to Follow” function, and so appreciate that they recommended Harry Knowles to me! I’m totally going to take Twitter up on the rec.)

Step Up 3D (review tomorrow) did not have a particularly great opening weekend, debuting with $15 million, compared to the $18 million its predecessor opened with (though, Step Up 3 did not have the benefit of 3D ticket prices). Salt held on to number four, as it continues to perform modestlyl, adding $11 million to bring its total near $92 million (with $154 million worldwide now, the set-up sequel doesn’t seem completely out of the question). Dinner for Schmucks, however, plummeted 55 percent, putting up only $10 million. It looks like Schmucks may not top out above $65 million. Charlie St. Cloud, however, fell even harder — 62 percent — and it doesn’t look likely to earn back its $44 million price tag.

Out in the indie world, The Kids Are All Right broke the top ten in its 5th week. It now has made $14 million, and looks like the lone breakout indie hit of the summer. Middle Men, the Luke Wilson movie about the Internet porn industry, didn’t fare so well in its opening frame, however, averaging a paltry $1200 per screen average. Rob Reiner’s Flipped did a little better, with a PSA of $5200 on 45 screens, which should be enough to elevate its screen count next week. Joel Schumacher’s Twelve, on the other hand, crashed on arrival, with only a $463 per screen average, the lowest of the top 30.

Finally, the Braves won, hanging on to their tenuous two game lead over the red-hot Phillies. If someone could please shank Roy Halladay, I’d really appreciate it.









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Comments

Dustin, Do you live in Atlanta or just randomly follow the Braves?

It's not random! I'm a Southerner (with no homestate team to call my own). I have followed the Braves since the Bob Horner, Dale Murphy (*hero*), Glen Hubbard, Claudell Washington, Chris Chambliss, Pascuel "Cocaine" Perez years. In other words: A lot of shitty years before the string of divisional titles. But not as many shitty years as the Phillies have endured during that time.

Posted by: An Atlantan at August 8, 2010 6:27 PM

Anyone want to hear about the recurring dream I have where I get shot, and I wake up with my arm actually hurting? Cause that's pretty much all I got today.

Posted by: the_wakeful at August 8, 2010 6:40 PM

Good for Marky Mark.

FEEL IT FEEL IT!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 8, 2010 6:59 PM

I'm slightly excited to see how badly you tear apart Step Up 3D. If there's nothing about the ninja scene and subwoof/speaker vest - you fail.

Posted by: Zerath at August 8, 2010 7:17 PM

Dustin just hates the Phillies. Now, I'm not calling Dustin a communist OR a pederast, but hating the Phillies is a trait common among communists and pederasts.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 8, 2010 7:21 PM

No need to shank Roy Halladay, Dustin! Just remind Phillies fans that they could have and should have kept Cliff Lee instead.

Tbf, outside of the already-seen hits like Inception, Despicable Me and Toy Story 3, the movieplex is rather barren right now. So I can't imagine how things will look a couple of weeks from now after The Expendables and (the I'm not really feeling it) Scott Pilgrim come out.

Posted by: Fredo at August 8, 2010 7:45 PM

Will Ferrell needs to make the movie version of Bitch Hunter. The best little throw away gag on 30 Rock for awhile.

Posted by: Wll at August 8, 2010 7:50 PM

For the record, last night I dreamt that you wrote about how no one cares about last night's dreams.

Posted by: Jeff Leins at August 8, 2010 8:32 PM

I’m totally going to take Twitter up on the rec.

I really thought this read "I'm totally going to take Twitter up the rec(tum)", which would be far more interesting than what you dream or what you eat.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 8, 2010 9:30 PM

Now I know whose wall to put my dream explanations on! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 8, 2010 11:50 PM

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

And also like, super-models who lactate milk chocolate.

Posted by: superasente at August 9, 2010 12:10 AM

My dreams are completely enthralling. I swear!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 9, 2010 2:12 AM

I gotya dream right heh.

I dreampt I was eatin' a lunch of fried oysters. Yeah, it was a gorgeous sunny day on an outdoor deck right on the beach, an' along strolls dis guy Rowles, and he steals my lunch an' he says,
"Stay tuned for my review of A Fridge Too Far, fatboy. Meanwhile, I'ma eat these here oysters."
Soes I stand up an' I take off my Homer Simpson mu-mu to reveal my surprise resemblance to Lou Ferrigno (when he's sportin' a beard, and I been trainin' as I should; which I ain't for awhile, hence the subconscious feelings of inferiority being expressed in a dream sequence) an' I henceforth proceed to beat the evah-livin' fungoo outta Rowles, fuggeddaboudit.

The's ya lunch dream, Rowles.

Posted by: Rykker at August 9, 2010 7:48 AM

_____ Cougarmony . c o m _____ hot and sincere people from all parts of the world gather here, for the one common goal. Search and meet their friends or dream lovers!!! it always worths the efforts to try! life is a journey, no body wants to be alone! anyway, that's what I heard from a hot cougar from there.

Posted by: cuttiebabe123 at August 9, 2010 3:14 PM

Okay, first of all, remember folks, that dancers aren't actors. And apparently no one was a writer either because the script sounded like it was written in about 10 minutes, BUT, this movie was thoroughly entertaining anyway.

Me and my hip hoppers saw this movie after dance class and we were NOT disappointed! When we weren't watching the mesmerizing dance routines, we were laughing out loud at the horribly cheesy dialogue and plot.

The best part of the movie,(besides the dancing), is the character Moose. He is our main protagonist and is the most believable in regards to acting and character development. He and his BFF have a more convincing romantic storyline than their two older beautiful people counterparts.

If you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the dancing and not take this movie too seriously, you will love it! Especially if you are a dancer.

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