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Ladies and Gentlemen: Jaden Smith -- Your Next Justin Bieber

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (25)



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I don’t understand how, but the Karate Kid remake not only topped the weekend box office, but did so resoundingly, chopping up $56 million in its debut weekend — the sixth biggest opening weekend of the year. For Karate Kid? The one with the pip-squeak Willie? I’m officially completely out of touch with mainstream audiences. I feel like there must have been a mistake. I understand reviews were mildly positive (and ours will post today), but I simply didn’t get the appeal of a Karate Kid remake which, itself, was essentially a Rocky remake. It had something to do with the fact that 53 percent of the audience — for a martial arts film — was female, which means that — percentage-wise — Karate Kid drew in more of a female audience than did Iron Man 2. Does that mean that 12-year-old Jaden Smith is the next … Justin Bieber?

Doubly perplexing to me is that Karate Kid not only kicked the crap out of The A-Team, but that The A-Team fell well below expectations. And while critics are quick to point out that positive reviews helped Karate Kid, the somewhat positive reviews didn’t do a lot for The A-Team, which picked up $26 million. I went and saw it on Dan’s recommendation, and thoroughly enjoyed it, dumb as it was. I’d like to think word of mouth might help it make back its $110 million budget, but that seems unlikely. There’s been a fair share of successful television adaptations, but none from the ’80s. Studio execs, it seems, are a little too caught up in their own childhoods.

Meanwhile, for one more weekend, Shrek Forever After continued to chug along, picking up another $15 million before Toy Story 3 erases it from the box-office map next weekend. Get Him to the Greek held OK, losing just 42 percent of its opening weekend and adding another $10 million to bring it to a lackluster $36 million. Profitability on the $40 million movie is well within its sights. The same cannot be said of the number five movie, Killers, which added only $8 million in its second weekend and will probably land just short of $45 million before the end of its run. The production budget on Killers was $75 million.

Suck it, Heigl.

Not much else of note. The rest of the top ten, save for Iron Man 2, consist of the highlights of the summer’s commercial disappointments so far: Prince of Persia, Marmaduke, and Robin Hood. Even Splice fell a hefty 63 percent, meaning that if it’s ever going to find an audience, it’ll likely be on DVD.

It’s been as miserable in the indie world this summer as it has in the studio world. One of my favorites of the year, Solitary Man hasn’t even broken $1 million in four weeks of limited release. In three weeks of very limited release, Micmacs hasn’t even made $500,000 yet, and even its $12 million foreign take isn’t going to allow the movie to recoup its $42 million budget (a shame, too. If you liked Amelie, you’ll know doubt love Micmacs, which is like a heist movie version of Amelie). The film festival sensation, Winter’s Bone, debuted this weekend with a decent $21,000 per theater average, a far cry from the $30 - $35,000 per theater average an indie film really needs to merit a significantly wider expansion.

There do seem to be a couple of minor successes. After all the copy geek sites (including our own) devoted tons of copy to the failure of Kick-Ass, it’s quietly approached $50 million, which has to be considered a success for a film with that limited an audience. Moreover, Please Give looks like the rare indie film that might actually make back its budget in theaters. Granted, the budget was only $3 million. Finally, City Island is approaching $6 million after 13 weeks of release, unusual in that it’s never been on my radar. Every time I notice it in the movie listings, I assume it’s a Christian fundamentalist movie. Turns out, it’s an Alan Arkin movie. I may review it this week just to see what the fuss is all about.









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Comments

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Posted by: stopthemadness at June 14, 2010 12:20 AM

Not surprised at A-Team's failure. The biggest stars are Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper -- hardly box-office champs. And they were up against a family-friendly/urban-friendly movie like Karate Kid.

Not that any of that will matter much come this Friday. Toy Story 3 is coming to lay waste and destroy MechaGodzilla-style.

Posted by: Fredo at June 14, 2010 12:38 AM

MechaGodzilla? MechaGodzilla?!

THAT'S a summer movie I would willingly go and see!

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 14, 2010 12:55 AM

I saw a preview for MicMacs. It looked crazy fantastico - way less straightforward than Amelie. Is it actually playing in theaters at the moment?

Posted by: MM at June 14, 2010 1:08 AM

Every time I notice it in the movie listings, I assume it’s a Christian fundamentalist movie. Turns out, it’s an Alan Arkin movie. I may review it this week

So you will review movies like Sicko and Religulous but if it's a Christian movie forget it. Granted, no one ever claimed this sight was going to give equal treatment to the right. It's just nice to see it stated out in the open.

Posted by: EricD at June 14, 2010 1:26 AM

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Posted by: EricD at June 14, 2010 1:27 AM

So you will review movies like Sicko and Religulous but if it's a Christian movie forget it. Granted, no one ever claimed this sight was going to give equal treatment to the right. It's just nice to see it stated out in the open.

I'm sure the management is sorry about not reviewing VeggieTales The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (considering it was the eighth largest Christian box office draw of all time) and Megiddo: The Omega Code II, but feel free to flip through the review archives for Passion, the Narnias, The Nativity Story, Fireproof, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, End of the Spear, The Ultimate Gift, among others.

I didn't list any reviews of movies from "the right" as you put it, because Christian does not (and should not) imply politically conservative.

Posted by: branded at June 14, 2010 2:20 AM

So you will review movies like Sicko and Religulous but if it's a Christian movie forget it. Granted, no one ever claimed this sight was going to give equal treatment to the right. It's just nice to see it stated out in the open.

As branded pointed out, "christian" != "political right".

However, I wish Pajiba would review some fundamentalist, right wing nut, christian propaganda movies. Left Behind is ripe for a Prisco style ass kicking. I know I'd appreciate the laughs ;-)

Posted by: Lennon at June 14, 2010 3:03 AM

My ex-wife (a/k/a The Evil Succubus) read the Left Behind series of novels. I assured her that I didn't need to, as I knew how the story ends.

The movies? I've seen a number of "Christian" films in my life, and they were uniformly marred by lousy production values, bad acting and a transparent Scare-The-Buggers-To-Death motive designed to induce people to get "saved."

I'd probably watch Left Behind in order to dash off a quick critique of it, if I can successfully resist giving it the MST3K treatment.

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 14, 2010 3:31 AM

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 14, 2010 4:26 AM

I wish Pajiba would review some fundamentalist, right wing nut, christian propaganda movies. Left Behind is ripe for a Prisco style ass kicking. I know I'd appreciate the laughs

I agree. The comments sections should be just as much fun.

Posted by: EricD at June 14, 2010 6:14 AM

branded, is there some other way to interpret "Every time I notice it in the movie listings, I assume it’s a Christian fundamentalist movie. Turns out, it’s an Alan Arkin movie. I may review it this week", then "I thought it was a Christian Fundamentalist story so it wasn't worth checking out"?

Posted by: EricD at June 14, 2010 6:17 AM

The Smith spawn annoys the ever loving shit out of me. I don't know what Scientology god Big Willie made a pact with for that opening but the price must have been steep.

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 14, 2010 6:33 AM

The sad thing about the "success" of Karate Kid is that it will undoubtedly spawn some moron in Hollywood to come up with other vehicles for Kid Scientology.

"Kids in Black"?

"Pretty in Pink" (set in an urban setting, of course)

"The Breakfast Club" (if they can find a couple of more kid stars to stick in there with KS and Justin Bieber)

Yes, I DO believe that is the sound of approaching hoofbeats!

Posted by: Uncle JR at June 14, 2010 7:16 AM

Jayden, I watched Ralph Macchio, I enjoyed Ralph Macchio, Ralph Macchio was a favorite of mine. Jayden, you're no Ralph Macchio.

Posted by: samantha t at June 14, 2010 7:25 AM

I thought it was a Christian Fundamentalist story so it wasn't worth checking out?

If you know a film is of a genre that a) doesn't really have a following on the site (and won't attract readers or advertisers) and b) doesn't interest you personally, WTF is wrong with skipping it? It's not like Pajiba tries to provide complete, unabridged coverage of every movie ever released. I really wouldn't be interested in seeing pornos reviewed, here, either...for the same reason: cheap production, low quality, heavy-handed portrayal of something that isn't interesting in the first place.

Posted by: Wednesday at June 14, 2010 9:39 AM

It was hot. Parents will take their demonspawn to see any piece of kid-friendly shit to escape the heat and make the little bastards sit quietly for a few hours.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 14, 2010 9:49 AM

I don't like this Jaden Smith. I feel like he's going to be [if not already] a douche. I actually wanted his character to die in Pursuit of Happyness.

Posted by: arrrghzi at June 14, 2010 9:56 AM

"It had something to do with the fact that 53 percent of the audience — for a martial arts film — was female"

That number is definitely attributed to Mom, who got stuck dragging their kids to this one. Unless you've got me a demographic breakdown of that 53% DR, I'll continue to believe it's a bullshit number.

On top of that, it's gotta have kids' movie inflation. It's almost like, when you buy your ticket, they should have a quick survey of why you're there.

#1) Are you here because your tard kids wouldn't shut up until you saw this movie?
#2) Are you here because you're a worthless slob and the only way you can get a quick lay from your lady for under $25 is you take her to this god-awful Nicholas Sparks/Sandra Bullock/Rainbow Killer schlockfest?
#3) Are you here because your no-taste male friend desperately wants to see this schlockfest and you're really just gonna take a quick nap and hope he doesn't notice?
#4) Are you high? Seriously we won't tell anyone.

This way we could at least have a better breakdown of ticket sales.

Posted by: D-Day at June 14, 2010 10:25 AM

If they actually released Micmacs, I would have seen it already. The trailer was the one thing I walked away from Splice actually liking.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2010 10:26 AM

Actually the Veggie Tales movie was reviewed here, if I remember correctly, so the refusal to review Christian themed movies kind of falls flat...

Posted by: Lizzie at June 14, 2010 10:31 AM

"I thought it was a Christian Fundamentalist story so it wasn't worth checking out"?

That may be what Dustin meant (correlation implying causation and all that), but you jumped away from fundamentalist to all Christians with "but it's a Christian movie forget it", which obviously isn't the case around here. Not prioritizing a fundamentalist movie is not part of some insidious agenda, EricD Robert Langdon.

Actually the Veggie Tales movie was reviewed here

HA! Kudos, Lizzie. I forgot that Bedhead had reviewed that one.

Posted by: branded at June 14, 2010 10:51 AM

I'm really glad the BF and I went to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo this weekend instead of venturing out for Splice - Just the idea of running into all the 12-13 yr old brats seeing Karate Kid at the local megaplex makes me shudder.
Plus, you know, the movie we saw was actually GOOD. And it helped out the little theater that carries indies in our area.

Posted by: ninetwenteetoo at June 14, 2010 11:22 AM

Mecha-Godzilla vs. Dracula? It's not a sequel or a remake, so I love it! Here's $200 million and Elija Woods, now get cracking!

Posted by: Leftylad at June 14, 2010 8:50 PM

Justin Bieber is a douche bag and so is Jaden smith

Posted by: bradd at August 17, 2010 9:04 PM