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Internet Trolls: Sometimes, They Just Need a Hug

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (35)



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Overall, this might have been the best movie weekend of the year. There may have been better movies released in 2010 than The Town and Easy A, but I don’t think there’s been a weekend where two movies this good were released at the same time. What’s doubly great about having two smart, character-driven, competent, well-written, well-acted, and well-directed movies was that they were actually appreciated by audiences. Believe it: America gave a shit about quality films this weekend.

No: The numbers weren’t staggering, but — at least in the case of The Town — they were surprising. Ben Affleck’s follow-up to Gone Baby Gone — which has aged immensely well — outgrossed the entire box-office run of the former, scoring $23 million on the weekend to land at number one. Few were expecting this result, as neither of the three leads — Affleck, Renner, or Jon Hamm — are proven box-office commodities. But I think real moviegoers, especially those that appreciated Gone Baby Gone, came out to support Affleck. Easy A, meanwhile, was expected to be the top movie of the weekend; it landed at number two, but still put up a solid $18 million, which is the best opening for a teen movie since Superbad, and it’s the third biggest opening for a teen comedy overall (behind on Superbad and American Pie. I think Easy A is going to have legs, too; it should reach $80 million and make Emma Stone the legitimate star she deserves to be. And it’s going to be a monster on DVD.

Meanwhile, Devil opened at number three, with a decent $12 million, which isn’t a terrible showing for a small, low-budget film. It’s probably enough to ensure the another entry into Shyamalan’s Night Chronicle series.

Oh, and to those commenters who felt the need to spoil The Town and Devil in the comments section over the weekend: Listen. I know that the regular Pajiba commenters can be intimidating; I know that, in some cases, they make you feel intellectually inadequate; you probably feel like you can’t match their wit. They’re smarter than you; they have a better sense of humor. You can’t compete. So, you spoil movies, because it’s the only way you know how to attract attention to yourself. If you can’t beat ‘em, ruin everyone’s fun. Amiright? Your inferiority complex is transparent, but I get it. I forgive you; your life is sad enough as it is without me piling on. Hug?

In other news, Alpha and Omega fizzed, with a meager $9 million opening to land at number five, falling a place below last week’s number one film, Resident Evil: Afterlife, which fell 62 percent, grossing $10 million to bring its 10 day total to $43 million.

There were a lot of notable movies opening in limited release this weekend, too. The winner among them was probably Catfish, which racked up $21,000 per theater in 12 locations. Never Let Me Go did a solid $30,000 per theater in 4 locations. The news wasn’t as good for Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s Jack Goes Boating ($7,500 in four locations), Ed Norton’s Leaves of Grass ($8,300 in 3 locations), or the phenomenal The Freebie ($4,000 in one location).









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Comments

Oh, and to those commenters who felt the need to spoil The Town and Devil in the comments section over the weekend: Listen. ...

Passive-aggressive much? Nicely done.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 19, 2010 8:16 PM

I know that the regular Pajiba commenters can be intimidating; I know that, in some cases, they make you feel intellectually inadequate; you probably feel like you can’t match their wit. They’re smarter than you; they have a better sense of humor. You can’t compete.

For the love of Godtopus Dustin, now you're egging us on.

Posted by: Xtreme at September 19, 2010 8:18 PM

[witty and ironic comment]

Posted by: stopthemadness at September 19, 2010 8:24 PM

Dustin forgot to add that our penises are larger and/or our breasts are much perkier than yours.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 19, 2010 8:43 PM

And that our spouses are better-looking than yours.

Posted by: stardust at September 19, 2010 8:48 PM

ROWLES SMASH!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 19, 2010 8:56 PM

I hope those comments got removed quickly. Even though I have no intention of seeing Devil in theaters, the spoiler comment still got me pissed.

Posted by: SlizBomb at September 19, 2010 8:56 PM

^^^
Oooo, now it's ON!

"The Town" got my $7. Mrs. , had some work to do and said, "Why don't you go see a movie or something?"

I went, "Eenie ..."

Decided there was nothing else in town worth a shit ("Machete" didn't fit my time frame) and bagged No. 1.

Also ... $7 for a matinee? And NetFlix only wants $8.99 a month?

God is speaking to me, and speaking loudly.

Posted by: , at September 19, 2010 9:01 PM

So if "The Town" is a follow-up to "Gone Baby Gone", I'm assuming it's based on another Dennis Lehane novel? I guess I better go read the review and hope the spoilers are gone.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 19, 2010 9:37 PM

, - I paid $8 to see The Town at a matinee show today. Totally worth it but damn. I remember when it was $5 for the evening show. Does that make me old?

Posted by: Even Stevens at September 19, 2010 9:39 PM

Will likely check The Town out next week. Glad to see that it and Easy A will be money-makers.

Posted by: Fredo at September 19, 2010 9:43 PM

I remember being seriously pissed when the price of a movie ticket went from $3 to $3.50. I only got $5 per week for allowance (weeding, dishes, cleaning the bathrooms, and vacuuming, thank you very much), and that $.50 seriously ate into my candy money. Bastards.

Posted by: McSquish at September 19, 2010 9:47 PM

No, snapnhiss, The Town is based on a novel by Chuck Hogan, IIRC.

Posted by: alone in the dark at September 19, 2010 10:11 PM

Stupid internet blog spoilers. I still don't like to discuss the ending of The Sixth Sense online, let alone the ambiguity of Rosemary's Baby, because it's not fair to people who haven't seen the films. And believe me, I can pontificate on those two films for hours and not get bored.

The only exception to the don't spoil on blogs rule was the marvelous Marley & Me spoiler campaign. That was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Robert at September 19, 2010 10:36 PM

I come here to be intellectually smashed to a pulp, which I have been, and forced to come to terms with the fact that my wit only works because my son wants his allowance. He just seems to nod an awful lot.

Sounds like the MurderTank will be rolling with new vermin to take a Hanzo to, get 'em!

Posted by: richmac at September 19, 2010 10:54 PM

For the love of God. You Movie Critic need to lighten up. Oh, I forgot, you probably do not believe in God.

Posted by: Sixth-Non-Sense at September 20, 2010 2:24 AM

maybe spoilers could be counteracted with fake spoilers so a person would gradually distrust spoilers in general.

fake spoilers could become a game in itself

Posted by: idleprimate at September 20, 2010 2:40 AM

For the love of God. You Movie Critic need to lighten up. Oh, I forgot, you probably do not believe in God.

Posted by: Sixth-Non-Sense at September 20, 2010 2:24 AM

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

*frat-snaps continually*

Posted by: your roommate at September 20, 2010 4:45 AM

Dustin forgot to add that our penises are larger and our breasts are much perkier than yours.

Speak for yourself tranny.

Posted by: schiavo_lol at September 20, 2010 7:13 AM

The Town was pretty good but I figured out early on that Jon Hamm was Affleck's father. Really made the final confrontation in the bank kind of anticlimatic. And I know Ben is good friends with Kevin Smith but I really could have done without the Star Wars references. This was supposed to be a serious drama so when Jeremy Renner says "I have a bad feeling about this..." just before the bakery exploded it just came across as lazy.

Perfect set up for a sequel, though.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 20, 2010 8:29 AM

I, for one, would like to THANK the editors for deleting the spoilers.

And fuck you very much, commenters who tried to ruin the movies for those of us who haven't got around to seeing them yet.

Douchebags.

On another note... my tiny family of three moved this summer, from the vast metropolis of Los Angeles to the teensy Michigan town of Traverse City (claims to fame? Well, most recently, it became the home of the great [literally and figuratively] Michael Moore, who started his PHENOMENAL film festival here and revived our ancient downtown movie theatre in the process... but its true, longstanding notoriety is that it is the Cherry Capitol of the World.

And while Traverse City has an 17% unemployment rate, and no Starbucks, and, bafflingly, the cost of MEAT is some 23% higher than in Los Angeles, even though there are COW farms everywhere you LOOK...

MOVIE tickets cost $4.50 for a matinee and $6.50 at night.

For people who are accustomed to paying $7.50 for the matinee and $13.50 for an evening show, this is... bizarre and wonderful. I'm actually not quite in the swing of it yet; you'd think, with tickets this cheap, I'd be going to the movies more often -- but I can't wrap my mind around it. Gotta remind myself of it and drag my ass out there on a more regular basis... After all, for the same price of our usual movie budget, we can go to TWICE the number of films we used to attend.

Then again, we're eating 23% less meat...

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at September 20, 2010 8:53 AM

I don't think there's anyplace in my hood where you can pay only $7 or $8 for a movie these days. It's all $10 - $13 here in Toronto. Unless you're talking "3D", in which case, we're asked to shell out around $20 (which, I don't because it's not worth it).

Any Toronto residents who know of cheap movie tickets (that aren't midnight showings of some cult classic I don't care about)?

Posted by: malechai at September 20, 2010 8:53 AM

With Dustin's spoiler comments and the recent requests for more civilised discourse on some of the threads, it's a good day so far.

In Toronto, all fruit and vegetables are cheaper than here in New Jersey, including the ones that have to be flown farther to get there. The meat is a lot more expensive though as it should be. I find it bizarre that I live in a world where meat costs less than a lot of fruit. Cherries? $3 - $4 a pound. Chicken? Generally between $2 and $3. That is SO messed up.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 20, 2010 9:15 AM

@malechai,
Become a member a the Bloor Cinema. $5 matinee and $7 feature. It's all kinds of awesome.
http://bloorcinema.com/

Posted by: Pea at September 20, 2010 9:59 AM

Wait, Vader is Luke's DAD ?!!! Thanks a lot bastards. I was getting to that flick any day now.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 20, 2010 10:01 AM

Well played, TylerDFC. That cracked me up but good this dreary Monday morning. Much obliged!

Also, this: For the love of God. You Movie Critic need to lighten up. Oh, I forgot, you probably do not believe in God. - Sixth-Non-Sense

Because the plagues, the flood, Sodom & Gomorrah, and the crucifixion are all perfect examples of God's lighthearted side. Not to even mention the wars fought in His name... They were just jokes, people! Like, God is clearly a forerunner to Tim and Eric and y'all just be jealous.

Posted by: RobP at September 20, 2010 10:21 AM

You Movie Critic need to lighten up. Oh, I forgot, you probably do not believe in God.

Wow. I've heard of failed causal inference before, but that one is truly astonishing.

Also, learn to write like a grownup, jackass.

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at September 20, 2010 11:10 AM

get an entertainment.com book you can get movie tickets for $6. SPecial engagements (new movies just out) I think its $7.50. I still dont go to the movies that much. We like our big screen debuts in our underwear.

Posted by: blacksred at September 20, 2010 11:59 AM

Wait. Edward Norton and Philip Seymour Hoffman both have new movies out and we're just now finding out about this? I know they're limited release and probably won't even come near my shitty little burg but if Norton makes a movie, I want to know about it, Rowles!

Posted by: PaulterA at September 20, 2010 12:21 PM

PaulterA.

Ahem.

Trailer for Jack Goes Boating.

Trailer for Leaves Of Grass.

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: TK at September 20, 2010 2:07 PM

Yeah, I could have looked that up but being snarky first thing in the morning is easier.

Boating must have been right before I came upon this site and Grass, well that was a year ago.

By the way, the phrase "Trailer for Jack Goes Boating" sounds like a retarded Craig's list ad.

Posted by: PaulterA at September 20, 2010 4:41 PM

Fake Spoilers just became my new internet hobby.

Posted by: Jerce at September 20, 2010 7:09 PM

The nun smothers the hand grenade with her body thus saving the children.

The end.

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