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Classless Brett Ratner Takes Implicit Swipe at Matthew Vaugh's X-Men: First Class

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (50)



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In a series of tweets this morning, Brett Ratner — the hack director behind the Rush Hour series and X-Men: The Last Stand — linked to several pages on Box Office Mojo comparing the performance of his film against X-Men: First Class, as well as the other X-Men films. The insinuation was clear, given how soon after this weekend’s box-office results were announced: Because Ratner’s The Last Stand opened with $102 million — compared to Vaughn’s First Class, which opened this weekend with $56 million — Ratner’s was the better, more successful film.

I don’t even know where to begin with this, but let’s start here: The timing of the tweets was, if anything, classless. A total douche move, not exactly atypical of Ratner. When Matthew Vaughn gets tired of the prequel franchise, Ratner can take over and direct: X-Men: Low Class. Second, Matthew Vaughn’s $56 million opening for X-Men: First Class is really not bad at all considering there were no A-Listers in First Class and it didn’t have the benefit of a Hugh Jackman to carry it (or even a Liev Schreiber or Halle Berry), not to mention the fact that the Last Stand opened on a holiday weekend while First Class opened after one. Third, First Class might have actually performed better if the colossal fuck-up of Ratner’s The Last Stand hadn’t diminished interest in the X-Men series. But I’d like to see which film has the better legs. Why? Because Ratner’s The Last Stand scored a soft 57 percent on Rotten Tomatoes (and I’m guessing there’s a lot of positive reviews critics would like to take back) compared to Vaughn’s 87 percent. Vaughn created a story; Ratner blew shit up.

The point is: It was a tacky thing to do. But, I suppose that’s to be expected from the director who once said this about The Last Stand as compared to Bryan Singer’s opening installments: “Mine was the one that made the most narrative sense. And I’m not knocking Bryan’s movie but he just does a certain thing; Bryan uses his brain and I use my eye and my instincts more. It’s a whole different approach to making a movie. I’m not saying my movie wasn’t smart; I just wasn’t intellectualizing it.”

Well, I’m saying his movie wasn’t smart.

Oh, and I’ll just add, another quote from Ratner (from a 2009 interview with Mike Ryan at Starpulse), because I want to see geek eyeballs pop: “I didn’t read the comic books but it doesn’t matter, the cartoon is the same f*cking thing.”

There were other movies playing over the weekend. The Hangover Part II was one of those. It dropped 62 percent from its opening weekend, but held on to number two with $32 million. It’s already made $186 million and by next weekend it will probably be the biggest movie of the year so far. Kung Fu Panda, which came in third, also hit the $100 million mark in its second weekend, adding $24 million to its total. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides continues to stumble. In its third week, it dropped another 54 percent, adding $18 million to bring its overall total to $190 million domestic. But, it’s made $600 million overseas so far, so nobody needs to worry about it meeting its $250 million production budget or Johnny Depp’s adorable children going hungry.

Finally, hanging on to the top five yet another week, Bridesmaids made $12 million and passed the $100 million mark. Not bad for a $32 million film starring actresses with little feature film recognition.

There wasn’t a lot popping in the indie world: Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris did add another $3 million on only 167 screens and it looks like Allen might have himself a legitimate hit. Meanwhile, one of my favorite films of the year, Submarine, made a respectable $40,000 on four screens only. It’s also gratifying to see that, after 12 weeks of release, the little film that kind of could, Win Win, is approaching the $10 million mark. Go see it if it’s still in your neighborhood.










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Comments

Let's see what the Rat thinks about his movie once they write it out of continuity. Which they eventually WILL, mark my words!

Posted by: Man of Stool at June 6, 2011 10:37 AM

Hey Brett,

X-Men: The Last Stand
2nd weekend: -66.9%
3rd weekend: -52.7%
4th weekend: -51.4%

The Last Stand is right. You nearly killed the franchise. If that doesn't scream bad word of mouth, I don't know what does. People went to see your movie filled with A-list stars off of the good will of the first two, and when they realized it was shit, they killed it faster than you killed Professor X you weaselly dick bag.

(Seriously, I wish I could tweet this stuff to that toolbag right now.)

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 6, 2011 10:45 AM

Dear Ratfuck,

I will hunt you down and insert African Killer Bees into your urethra. I will gouge out your eyes and replace them with infected donkey balls. I will pay someone with a bladder infection to pee on your face. I will remove your fat arms and then beat you about the head and neck with your own appendages. I will sew your mouth shut with barbed wire. But I will, of course, leave your ears.

To the pain,

Pinky McLadybits

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 6, 2011 10:48 AM

Socrates? YOU TOTALLY CAN TWEET THIS TO HIM. Go forth, and do so!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 6, 2011 10:49 AM

I was going to tweet this article to Brett Ratner but there's really no point. On his twitter he describes himself as a raconteur and Peck's bad boy(WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?) and he recently tweeted Paris Hilton congratulating her on her latest soul destroying "television show". He is disgusting and should be ignored. As should X men 3.

Posted by: Katie at June 6, 2011 10:50 AM

I would, but I can't access Twitter from my current location. I'm hoping another Pajiban will take up my cause.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 6, 2011 10:51 AM

Ratner makes absolutely average movies at best. They are slick, they look nice, and they are utterly and completely empty. He has no longevity whatsoever and like all talentless hacks he thinks he's the best director working today. Fuck him. What a shitheel. The Last Stand was complete shit made all the worse that is was the continuation of the fantastic X-Men United. Ratner has proven himself to be classless garbage. I avoid his movies anyway, I'll be sure to continue to do so.

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 6, 2011 10:52 AM

Seriously, a lot the time I go looking for facts to back up something I suspect to be true, it turns out I'm right but not nearly to the degree I thought I was. The drop off was actually worse than I thought it would be. Almost 70%!? That's ridiculous, and only a completely delusional idiot would call that any kind of artistic success. So yeah, katie you might be right. I'm pretty the neanderthal's head is too think for my human voice to penetrate anyway.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 6, 2011 10:58 AM

Ugh. That should say pretty sure and too thick. Typos while calling someone an idiot...yeah that'll get my point across.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 6, 2011 11:01 AM

I'm so glad you posted this. I wasn't going to go see First Class. Now, I will make a POINT of taking my son to go see it. Quit possibly on a week night. Early afternoon, after school, maybe. Maybe tonight, while I still have the bug up my ass that Ratner has placed there.

WHAT a douche.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 6, 2011 11:06 AM

Oh, and I’ll just add, another quote from Ratner, because I want to see geek eyeballs pop: “I didn’t read the comic books but it doesn’t matter, the cartoon is the same f*cking thing.”

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Words. I have none.

Oh actually, I do. Is he suggesting he used the cartoons as inspiration or research? How dare he besmirch the cartoon like that! His movie is nowhere near as good.

I want to see this movie quite badly, but I wasn't willing to put up with the crowds opening weekend. It's totally my fault the numbers weren't so high. My bad, guys.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 6, 2011 11:09 AM

Yeah, I went to see it on Saturday afternoon and the theater was only 2/3 full -- but, then, it was one of those fancy dinner/drinks theaters, so normal showings may have had a better turnout. Anyway, only $56 mil? Well, at least there's another week before Green Lantern comes out. I've a feeling First Class will have legs, but GL will smite it, whether it's as good or not.

And Ratner completely misses the point. His X-movie obviously had a strong opening because practically everyone liked/loved Singer's X2, but Socrates nails the coffin shut: 70% drop off after week one. I doubt Vaughn's will drop that much, and it'll probably do really well overseas. If you look at Last Stand's overseas box office, it performed the weakest of the original three.

Oh, and the cartoon was sh*tons better than that movie. Even the lame fifth season is better than the Ratnerblanking. Is it like the comic? Well, moreso than the movies. Sort of. But they are not the same. Then again, few things beat the X-Men comics from the 70s and 80s.

In summation: Gawd!

Posted by: RobP at June 6, 2011 11:21 AM

I hated X-Men 3 with a hot rage that could melt Wolverine's bones but I will say those X-Men cartoons in the 90's were pretty boss.
I really need to see First Class NOW.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 6, 2011 11:21 AM

I truly believe that Brett Ratner is what happens when you tell people that they should attribute their success to the fact that they're awesome.

In his IMDB biography it says that he "currently lives in a $3.6 M house in Beverly Hills". It says that. On IMDB.

Posted by: becks at June 6, 2011 11:22 AM

I think First Class was my favorite X-Men film. No Ratner, no Toad, just a refined story, some great performances, and a couple of good surprises.

Posted by: Laredo at June 6, 2011 11:25 AM

Brett Ratner, classless? How dare you!

Posted by: Sofia at June 6, 2011 11:28 AM

Considering Ratner's biggest hits were sequels of other, greater works built on the goodwill of the great works that came before him (Last Stand, Red Dragon) maybe he should shut the fuck up.

Oh wait, what about Rush Hour? Built on the greatness of Jackie Chan's HK work.

So again, Brett, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Fredo at June 6, 2011 11:33 AM

Jesus Christ, I hate Bret Ratner sofaking much!!! Arg, just reading his comments makes me want to break things.

Saw X-Men last night and it was so good. Please go see it and tell other people to see it so that Ratner will have to shut his fucking mouth.

Also nothing beat Magneto, the Nazi hunter, it was absolutely the best comic book movie I have seen in ages.

Posted by: Melody Be at June 6, 2011 11:36 AM

People, People; you're all forgetting that eventually Ratner will Ratnerfuck himself and then he'll be sucked into a swirling vortex of douche because everybody knows that Ratnerfucking a Ratnerfuck is like dividing by zero.

Posted by: admin at June 6, 2011 11:47 AM

@admin: If only Brett Ratner were an imaginary number. If only.

Posted by: RobP at June 6, 2011 11:55 AM

If anything this will backfire in Ratner's face like trying to toss someone's salad the day after a chilli cook-off.

Ratner had the golden ticket of inheriting a successful movie series that already had two blockbuster chapters, a good cast already signed, a ready made fandom that all but prepurchased the ticketsfor the next champter and a rich history both in comic and cinematic format. I cannot imagine how he landed such a cherry gig apart from either A) knowing where a few bodies were buried or B) aforementioned tossing of someone's salad better than a lifer on Alcatraz. In any event, he squandered the opportunity so badly that he all but killed the franchise.

We now have a prequel/reboot of sorts that is attempting to salvage what Ratner didn't pound into Sloppy Joes (personally I would have just written off the whole of X3 as a Danger Room VR scenario gone haywire, but I digress, this works too) Ratner gives the impression that someone just took a piss on his precious, personal Picasso by trying to make sour grapes out of the fact that this latest movie didn't kick off with the opening weekend his did. Being professionally graceful is not a skill he has mastered (again unless it involves performing rimjobs)

Hey Brett, it didn't start off as well because it had to follow your shitstain. And really if it had been you that got the first movie and not Singer, there wouldn't have been any other movies after that. This movie will do at least as well as yours because it has probably has a bit more staying power. Just as ticket sales for X3 tumbled off in a matter a a few weeks due to dissatisfied word-of-mouth so too might this one continue.

I hope so because clearly this one was made with some actual effort rather than just riding the wake of previous efforts.

Posted by: bleujayone at June 6, 2011 11:56 AM

Flashes of Brett Ratner's past as an AICN fanboy troll. THAT MOVIE YOU LIKE ONLY MADE $50MM THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A LOSER! SCOTT PILGRIM GROSSED $10 & KILLED COMIC BOOKS FOREVER!

Posted by: the new transported man at June 6, 2011 12:04 PM

Can't wait for Gavin Hood to tweet about how much better his movie was once "The Wolverine" is released.

And then we can hear from Mark Steven Johnson once they reboot Daredevil.

And then Tim Story...well, he's not going to do much. I'm pretty sure he was ripped to shreds by the lynch mob that stormed out of Grauman's Chinese Theater after the Galactus Cloud got chased off by good vibrations.

Posted by: superasente at June 6, 2011 12:19 PM

I just tweeted this to Ratner:

@BrettRatner More people probably would have seen XMen First Class if you hadn't have wrecked the third one, you hack. #classless #xmen

Posted by: SKellyHart at June 6, 2011 12:54 PM


As of right now X-Men 3 The Last Stand is STILL THE HIGHEST GROSSING X-MEN MOVIE EVER MADE.

Brett Rattner's movie has a huge opening and is also a worldwide box office hit.

Matthew "Hack" Vaughn and Bryan "The Superman Killer" Singer should GTFO the X-Men Franchise for good.

Posted by: JP at June 6, 2011 12:56 PM

JP: Because we all know box office numbers are a reliable measure of quality.

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 6, 2011 1:14 PM

JP,
I don't know much about farming. Does it hurt when Brett shears you to make his wool socks?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 6, 2011 1:22 PM

My gravest apologies: I simply can't brave crowds. I will see First Class in the next two weeks some time, but I just can't see a "blockbuster" on opening weekend, no matter how much I want to.

So First Class will get my money, just not yet.

Also: aforementioned tossing of someone's salad better than a lifer on Alcatraz

HAHAHA at bleujayone. Awesome.

Posted by: MM at June 6, 2011 2:21 PM

It made less money because no ones cares about X men after that godawful third film.

Posted by: Steph at June 6, 2011 3:31 PM

What a douche nozzle.

Posted by: MRod at June 6, 2011 4:00 PM

go to hell all of you
x-men 3 was just good or just as bad as the others
which have all emphasized style over substance
you are all no better than brett

Posted by: greg at June 6, 2011 4:32 PM

Who cares if they didn't have 'substance', they're films about superheroes with goofy names. At least the first two had coherent plots.

Posted by: Steph at June 6, 2011 5:05 PM

First Burton, now this clown. Why do directors take such pains to point out that they haven't read the source material for their movies? Why do studios hire them? No one would pay a director to make "Romeo & Juliet" if he hadn't read Shakespeare. "Yeah, I don't know who this Bill Spear guy is, but my assistant told me the plot of 'West Side Story,' so I feel pretty confident I can handle this."

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 6, 2011 5:53 PM

Apparently, Ratner's reps told him he should make amends, or he realized what a jackass he was being. Here's his tweet from five hours ago...

"I was the first one on line to see X Men First Class and I loved it.. I thought Matthew. Vaughn did a briliant job!! Congrats"

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 6, 2011 5:56 PM

TylerDFC >> Yeah, unfortunately "quality" isn't the primary metric of success in Hollywood. Thus, it's probably Greek to Ratner trying to make that point.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 6, 2011 5:59 PM

"I made 100 million in my opening weekend!"
"I made a better film"

One of these men either has a tiny, tiny penis or worries that he might

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at June 6, 2011 7:30 PM

I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what the heck you guys are talking about. I know for a fact that FOX only made Xmen 1 and 2, then later Wolverine and now this series reboot. What is this "Last Stand" thing you guys are talking about? is it some kind of low rent youtube video?

Posted by: Chich at June 7, 2011 12:02 AM

Don't worry Chich, I know you're long gone by now, but you temporarily slipped sideways into a Hell-Dimension. Where we're from (here) he's known as "Cheech" and as weed wasn't legal he got sidetracked and never became a Lawyer/Basketball player.
None of us have ever seen the award winning third series of Arrested Development, the world changing second series of Terriers, and in our version of First Class, Professor X, a certified genius attempts to stay the hand of his holocaust-surviving best friend WITH A FUCKING NAZI CATCHPHRASE.

So, enjoy the sucking displacement feeling as you are swept back to a less cruel universe, and don't tell anyone, the horror might drive them mad...

Posted by: Ender at June 7, 2011 10:04 AM

So in your universe someone let THAT GUY make a third xmen film? It truly IS Hell. I think I'll stay in my 2 xmen slice of heaven

Posted by: Chich at June 7, 2011 5:13 PM

He's an idiot. X3 made its big money because of the goodwill generated from the first two films; it had nothing to do with his bad movie. First Class's opening wasn't nearly as big because Ratner destroyed the goodwill and almost ruined the franchise.

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Posted by: Organic Foods at June 9, 2011 12:51 AM

My understanding, based on both established facts and Matthew Vaughn's previous comments, is as follows:
1. MV was going to direct the 3rd X-MEN film, then walked away from the project (and pretty late in the pre-production stages IIRC) because he and the producers didn't get along
2. Brett Ratner took over X-MEN 3 after that, directed it, the movie did very well at the box office and had a mix of "I hate that motherfucker, he fucked up this film!"/
"I thought Ratner would fuck up the film, but it's actually...ugh, it's actually a good movie"
3. MV later stated that he didn't much care for X-MEN 3 and that it wasn't the movie he would have directed (you know, if he hadn't quit or anything)
In other words--and I've enjoyed movies directed by both MV and BR--I don't really blame BR in this case for taking a slap at MV. You insult someone, they can do it in turn, because that's the American way. Even if one of the folks involved is British.

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