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Box-Office Word Jumble

The Weekly Box-Office Round-Up / Dustin Rowles

Box Office Round-Ups | December 8, 2008 | Comments (32)


There were no new entries and very little change to the top five this week, and the only two wide releases (The Punisher: War Zone — $4 million; and Cadillac Records — $3.5 million (review forthcoming) landed with a thud near the bottom of the top ten. So instead of rehashing a lot of useless box-office trivia about films we’ve already discussed more than we cared to, let’s play a word jumble/quiz. I’ll give you a series of questions related to the top five movies and their participants, and you unscramble the specific letters to form an amusing 16-letter, six-word phrase recently made popular on television. Got it? The first person to answer the word jumble correctly wins immunity at the next tribal council.

5. Quantum of Solace ($6.6 million; $151 million): The second letter in the name of a movie the director of Quantum of Solace directed starring Will Ferrell appears in the phrase four times.

4. Australia ($7 million; $30 million): The fourth letter in the title of the director of Australia’s directorial debut appears once in the phrase. Additionally, the last letter in both the lead actor and lead actress’ name appears once in the six-word phrase.

3. Bolt ($9.6 million; $79 million): In the movie Bolt, there is a particular insulating substance that has the same effect on the dog, Bolt, as Kryptonite has on Superman. The 5th letter of that substance appears in the phrase three times.

2. Twilight ($13 million; $138 million): The first letter in the first name of the actor who plays Edward Cullen appears once in the six-word phrase. Likewise, the first letter in the last name of the director of Twilight’s name also appears once in the phrase.

1. Four Christmases ($18 million; $70 million): The first letter in the director’s last name is the first letter of the fourth word in the six-word phrase. Additionally, if you attached both the first letter of Four Christmases lead actor’s first and last name, you get a different letter. That letter is in the six-word phrase once.

All right. Write down all the letters you’ve compiled using the above questions, and fill in the remaining letters to form this six-word phrase:


— a — —
— —
— —
— —
— — e — e

(It has been solved in the comments, so if you just feel like playing the jumble to kill some time, avoid the spoilers below.)









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Comments

You're kidding with this right? It's not even 10 am and I have had no coffee and my fingers are still cold from driving to work. I cannot possibly be expected to think at a time like this.

Posted by: KHA at December 8, 2008 9:33 AM

You put Daniel Craig shirtless on the top of this page and expect me to think? How the hell well do you know your audience?

Posted by: Melody at December 8, 2008 9:41 AM

Aww, son of a...I got 6 hours of sleep, and you're having me solve a jumble? Bah! I say bah! Oh well, this is probably wrong, but the only thing I got was "I want to go to crete", which is probably very, very wrong, but it's only 9:45 up here, it's too early to not be a complete idiot.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at December 8, 2008 9:44 AM

I have been up way too long working on a paper and you give me this first thing on a Monday morning? Dustin, godtopus why!?! My brain is dead.

Fuck, Pajiba is so not my "No Strings Attached" site. Y'all require a full-time commitment AND you make me give you rides home from the bar.

Posted by: Kayanne at December 8, 2008 9:45 AM

The only thing I have is "I want to go to crete", which I've never heard before, so I'm assuming I screwed up somewhere.

Ooof. Serious Party foul on my part. It should be the first letter of the director of Twilight's LAST name. I think, from there, both you and Jeremy should be able to solve. Many apologies. I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Marra at December 8, 2008 9:46 AM

That's what I got as well Marra - I want to go to Crete.

Posted by: Cindy at December 8, 2008 9:51 AM

I want to go to there.

Yay!

Posted by: deadnotsleeping at December 8, 2008 9:53 AM

I want to go to there. (30 Rock)

Posted by: Cindy at December 8, 2008 9:53 AM

When it looked like we had a C in there, I thought it was "I can't go to --e-e", but with this new letter I'll have to try again. Damnit!

Posted by: Mike R. at December 8, 2008 9:53 AM

30 Rock! I want to go to there!

Posted by: Marra at December 8, 2008 9:53 AM

I want to go to there?

Posted by: wsapnin at December 8, 2008 9:54 AM

I want to go there.

Posted by: Snath at December 8, 2008 9:54 AM

Dammit, I want to go *to* there, mistyped.

Posted by: Snath at December 8, 2008 9:55 AM

I want to go to there.


(Like from the two assholes sketches on SNL?)

Posted by: Blue Bunny at December 8, 2008 9:55 AM

Nicely done, folks!

I Want to Go to There

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at December 8, 2008 9:55 AM

I want to go to there?? What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: dugs at December 8, 2008 9:56 AM

It's from 30 Rock - Liz Lemon first says it when she finds out Jack will get her a private jet to go to her high school reunion, and then again at some other point I can't remember. Although personally, I preferred "Lemon out."

Posted by: deadnotsleeping at December 8, 2008 9:58 AM

Was that last week's episode? I haven't watched it yet.

Posted by: A strange man who can't be taken seriously at December 8, 2008 9:59 AM

Ah, so it was the LAST name. I see... Well Dustin, I hope you weren't too attached to your testicles!

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at December 8, 2008 9:59 AM

Is this is what pajiba has come Rowles? You feed the hungry masses riddles which no doubt you pulled out of your ass. You failure has left you naked and your ideas exposed. Sir, show us you have honor and do what the Roman soldiers would do after being defeated in battle and not wanting to face their families.

Posted by: Pookie at December 8, 2008 10:01 AM

Ok, I'm sorry to be a buzzkill, but while I do enjoy "30 Rock" the phrase "I want to go to there!" hasn't exactly taken off in the popular lexicon. Here I am expecting a "What'choo talkin' bout Willis?" or an "it could be lupus"; and this is what you throw out there? I haven't heard it around the watercooler, I don't see t-shirts made up, and I haven't seen it on MSN's top searches, so it obviously can't be that popular.

I hate to point it out, but with the ratings it's been drawing in, my beloved "30 Rock" isn't exactly "popular". It still only has the "just for the cool kids" [read: ratings hell] status that allows good shows to exist as they are, without all of the stupid tricks they'll pull when a show tries to keep an audience. (Heroes, I'm looking at you.)

I'm sorry, this is all because I didn't win. Logic and hypocrisy come out when I've lost all hope of victory...my ex's will back me up on this one. Congratulations to those who did win though!

Posted by: Mike R. at December 8, 2008 10:03 AM

I see Pooks is as ornery as I am this morning. But come on, Pooks, it's only 10 in the morning, everyone deserves a little slack, right?

Posted by: Kayanne at December 8, 2008 10:13 AM

Mike R, it's never Lupus...

Posted by: Lainey at December 8, 2008 10:42 AM

Kayanne honey, sometimes your words keep me from going completely off the tracks. I'm glad you are in my life.

Posted by: Pookie at December 8, 2008 10:47 AM

Can we just STOP spooging off to Tina Fey for five fucking seconds here.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 8, 2008 11:02 AM

They have popcorn on the plane.
I want to go to there.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 8, 2008 11:11 AM

You're welcome, Pooks.

"Suck it, you whittling IHOP monkeys!"

Posted by: Kayanne at December 8, 2008 11:17 AM

Did anyone else catch the subtle callback to the "That's what I expect from a lady from Whitetown" "It's White Haven!" joke? Nice that they remember it.
Also, the fact that her town was overrun with Vietnamese was hilarious to me. "You'll see a detour sign, that's a trap"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 8, 2008 11:50 AM

Given Dustin's well-documented love for the 80's, I was hoping (in vain) for a "Where's the beef?" reference. RIP Clara Peller.

Posted by: branded at December 8, 2008 11:54 AM

Beep beep ribbee ribbee.

Posted by: Lucas at December 8, 2008 12:27 PM

Too early for your fucking mind games, Rowles.

Need more coffee. Argh.

Posted by: figgy at December 8, 2008 1:08 PM

Ah, Daniel Craig without a shirt...humm...what? My brain cells are all used up...SORRY!

Posted by: ph at December 8, 2008 8:02 PM


















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