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The Weekend Box-Office Round-Up / William Goss

Box Office Round-Ups | October 5, 2009 | Comments (15)


Yes, yes, I was gone for all of a week. But now that I’m back, so is Hollywood, and wouldn’t you know it, the moviegoing public has opted to be discerning for three weeks straight. Sitting pretty at the top is the fairly funny Zombieland with a robust $25 million, and hanging on in second place is the fairly funny Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs with $16.7 million — this despite losing 3-D screens to the third-place double-feature of Toy Story 1 & 2 (which took in a not-too-shabby $12.5 million).

The reportedly-controversial-but-getting-no-attention-because-Michael-Moore-isn’t-in-it comedy The Invention of Lying kept Ricky Gervais’ profile afloat in fourth place with $7.4 million (compared to the super-sweet Ghost Town’s $5 million opening last September), Bruce Willis’ sci-fi hodge-podge Surrogates clung on at fifth place with $7.3 million, while the surprisingly delightful Whip It took in a surprisingly modest $4.85 million — the same amount as Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story managed in its wide release (our Whip It review will be up shortly). Eighth place went to Fame with $4.80 million (still haven’t seen this one), ninth place went to The Informant! with $3.8 million, and Love Happens happened to land in tenth with $2.7 million from those who just now had some free time between Dr. Phil re-runs.

The biggest per-screen average went to the six-screen bow of the Coen Brothers’ latest, A Serious Man (review this afternoon), which should roll out in the weeks to come and which yours truly is still mulling over quite a bit (“Just look at the parking lot, Larry!”). Meanwhile, the hype machine for Paranormal Activity is still going strong, with Paramount wisely building the release to a fever pitch with proper all-day showings starting this weekend, where its only competition is the potentially terrifying Couples Retreat. I may not think Activity is the Next Sliced Bread, but I’ll give them credit for some savvy marketing amidst your Saws and Pandorums and Jennifer’s Bodys and Stepfathers and Sorority Rows

And no, I still haven’t caught up with that Tyler Perry flick. I will voluntarily see that before I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, if it’s any consolation.


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Comments

I am very happy about Zombieland. The more successful zombie movies are the more likely we will get more zombie movies. I seriously hope that the success of Zombieland lights a fire under the "World War Z" people and they get that project in gear.

I am looking forward to seeing "Zombieland" next weekend.

Now that I know that scary-ass clown is a zombie, he's no longer frigthening. At all. One zombie does not scare. A horde of clown zombies? Yes, absolutely. One clown zombie? Not at all. In fact, I'd welcome his clowny-zombie ass just so I could seek a little righteous vengeance on him for all the scary clowns that have haunted my pass.

That said, someone should do some research on this here site to answer the following question: Which picture has been posted more: the clown zombie or the human centipede girl crying?

P.S. In the future, I'd ask for more Unborn girl's ass (doesn't matter the reason) and less of the two above. pls. k. thx.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 5, 2009 9:28 AM

I'm very glad about the money Zombieland and Pixar made this week, but I'm still terrified of the existence of Couples Retreat. I wont even go see it, and there's a part inside my soul that vomits at its existence.

Posted by: George at October 5, 2009 9:43 AM

Zland didn't disappoint, F-donut, but can you *imagine* all the opps they'll have to fuck up WWZ? do you rEaLLy want to deal with that anxiety so soon?

let's be patient. don't want them to start crankin 'em out too quickly.

Posted by: gp at October 5, 2009 9:43 AM

Alright already, we get it, Zombieland is the best thing going since Christina Hendricks' tits. We get it. In related news, turns out we like tits.

What was I saying?

Posted by: Xtreme at October 5, 2009 9:53 AM

If anyone's still wondering, my guess is you'll probably get mad at Capitalism: A Love Story for all the wrong reasons. Moore tries to "prove" Obama's campaign slogan, for Pete's sake.

I should have just seen Zombieland. I'll be rectifying that in an hour.

Posted by: Robert at October 5, 2009 9:55 AM

I still have my ZombiewoodTM, so I went to my doctor on Sunday to see if she could do something about it. She asked me why I had had this massive erection to which I replied "because I saw Zombieland on Friday." Her response, which is brilliant in it's simplicity, was "Oh, well that's totally understandable. Keep going to see that movie until said wood becomes desensitized and goes away." She then proceeded to tell me that she has had Clit-ZombiewoodTM since Saturday. I asked if I could see it becuase if she wasn't worried then I suppose that I wouldn't be. She showed me hers and vice-versa. My doctor is an excellent medical practitioner.

Posted by: admin at October 5, 2009 10:02 AM

Am I the only one whoe (along with the group I was with) stayed through the credits for Zombieland??

Posted by: PissBoy at October 5, 2009 10:19 AM

I did the second time around. Fun stuff.

Posted by: William Goss at October 5, 2009 10:25 AM

No PissBoy, you certainly were not. It was an excellent thirty seconds.

Posted by: admin at October 5, 2009 10:45 AM

She showed me hers and vice-versa. My doctor is an excellent medical practitioner.

Dammit Admin, you can't win the EE when you're the one making the decision. Now shush, I'm trying really hard to work on my funny so I can amuse you into giving me a place on that list. Although if you'd just email me with your price, I'll just write a cheque right. Or dig out the assless chaps, whatever is going to get the job done.

Posted by: Xtreme at October 5, 2009 10:48 AM

the link to Paranormal Activity took me to the review for Love Happens. Assholes.

Posted by: Todd at October 5, 2009 11:01 AM

It was an excellent thirty seconds.

Hey pal, now you're starting to infringe on my trademarked phrases.

Posted by: branded at October 5, 2009 11:37 AM

Posted by: admin at October 5, 2009 10:02 AM

Seriously? This is what we're modeling our healthcare reform on?


YAY I love Canadia!

Posted by: Lainey at October 5, 2009 12:34 PM

Fuck this clown!

Posted by: bignick at October 5, 2009 1:32 PM

I hate Jennifer's Body. Hate it with all my heart. Not because it sucks, since I can only assume it does, never having seen it. But all the stinking previews for it made me have a dream in which, after making out with Eric Clapton, I made out with Megan Fox. Fun times, you'd think. A musical legend and a hot chick. NO. HORRIBLE TIMES. Every time that stupid bitch went to kiss me, she just kept biting my face and tongue. For some reason I kept going back, thinking that someone this hot couldn't be this awful, that next time must be better, that at some point she'd learn to love me.

No. She just kept on hurting me and denying our connection. So screw you, Movie, for giving me a nightmare, and for making me sympathize with Michael Bay.

Posted by: SaBrina at October 5, 2009 10:38 PM





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