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Box Office Round-Ups | July 6, 2009 | Comments (40)


Here’s a rarity: The weekend box-office ended in a tie. After a massive $982 gabillion opening weekend, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen fell 61 percent from its opening frame to $42.5 million, which was the same take as the opening weekend for the third movie in the Ice Age franchise, Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Of course, until Tuesday, weekend box-office results are estimated, so a likely victor will probably reveal itself then. In either respect, I couldn’t possibly give any less of a crap.

More tidbits I couldn’t possibly care less about: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, after only two weekends, is the top earner of the year so far, and my guess is that it will hang on to that title, as it surges toward $400 million. Despite opening narrowly behind The Dark Knight’s record-breaking five-day opening weekend, it doesn’t have the legs to approach The Dark Knight’s $533 million total. It still smarts a little to see such a spectacularly awful film make so much goddamn money, and it will only guarantee that more films will be based on 80s cartoons, board games, and other flimsy source material. It also further proves that Hollywood doesn’t have to give us what we want, it only has to give us what we’ll settle for.

Meanwhile, over its opening five days, Dawn of the Dinosaurs put up $67 million, which is a million less than its predecessor put up in three days, in March. Still, Ice Age 3 should have little problem reaching $150 million and guaranteeing a fourth in the series. These Ice Age films has to be the most benign family-oriented franchise of all time. It’s the Taken of family films, a movie you see because there’s nothing else in that genre to see (assuming you’ve already seen Up).

Public Enemies had a fairly strong opening, as well, landing in third place with $26 million over the weekend and $41 million since it opened. It’s also good for Michael Mann’s biggest opener yet, scoring $1 million more than Miami Vice opened with, although the latter only managed to make $63 million overall. Look for Public Enemies to fare similarly to Mann’s Collateral, which eked out $100 million in 2004.

Rounding out the top five, The Proposal has been hanging on well, putting up another $12 million to push it closer to the $100 million mark, while The Hangover, at number five, scored another $10 million to make it the fourth movie of 2009 to gross over $200 million, hardly expected for an R-rated comedy starring Bradley Cooper. By this time next week, it will also have surpassed Wedding Crashers to become the top grossing R-rated comedy of all time.

In limited release, Away We Go expanded to 500 theaters over the weekend and actually lost its momentum, heading southward. At $6 million, it’s unlikely it will make back its $17 million production budget unless it gets some late-year awards consideration. The Hurt Locker, which added screens, also lost ground on its opening week total. And even The Brothers Bloom has now barely crossed the $3 million mark, all of which means: Great independent films are, per usual, being ignored in favor of massive, over-hyped, corporate manufactured, cinematic dung heaps. Yay America! Have we even had a significant indie breakthrough hit since Juno?


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Comments

Is there meant to be that much italics? Uh, that many italics? Well, whatever the correct grammar, there's a lot of slanty writing up there.

Really, I'm only talking about the font because neither Transformers or Ice Age holds any interest for me whatsoever.

[Er, uhm, yes. There may have been an excessive amount of italics. S'been corrected. Ta. -- S.F.]

Posted by: ScienceGeek at July 6, 2009 12:41 AM

WTF?? Comment section now comes with extra italics?

So what happens when I add the italics tags?

Don't mind me, I'm amusing myself. Small things and small minds and all that.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at July 6, 2009 12:45 AM

The Italics are infecting the comment thread!!! Save us, Godtopus!!
Anyway, good to know that Transformers won't overtake Batman. I was really scared for a bit on that one.

Posted by: UncivilizedMike at July 6, 2009 12:49 AM

Based on these box office numbers, I'd say something about the collective intelligence of the cinema-going public.

But there's nothing else to be said, really.

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 6, 2009 12:52 AM

*very tiny voice*
I liked Transformers. Can I still play with you guys?

Posted by: Lauren at July 6, 2009 1:00 AM

hooray! suck it, boring intelligent indie films!

Posted by: gp at July 6, 2009 1:00 AM

Lauren> I think it depends on how you feel about Ryan Reynold's abs.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at July 6, 2009 1:12 AM

I think it depends on how you feel about Ryan Reynold's abs.

I coat them in maple glaze and put them in sandwiches. They are moist and delicious.

If I'm not hungry I use them to sharpen my knives.

At night we spoon together until I gently fall asleep.

Posted by: Lauren at July 6, 2009 1:23 AM

Lauren>
Good start. Now, repeat after me: 'Of course RyRy is yours, Dustin!'

See, Dustin will not turn on anybody who shares his love for The Ryan. But he'll cut a bitch if she tries to get between them. It's a fine line you have to walk, Transformers-lover.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at July 6, 2009 1:32 AM

Hey, I didn't love it. I just thought it was fun.

Posted by: Lauren at July 6, 2009 1:42 AM

Bah. Did some DVD catching up instead. Finally saw "The Dark Knight" but only because all the copies of "Let the Right One In" were gone.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 6, 2009 1:43 AM

The Brothers Bloom made it to my local dollar theatre. I think people ended up seeing it because everything else was sold out since it was only a half filled auditorium when I saw it Friday night. At least some people saw it.

Posted by: kelsy at July 6, 2009 2:31 AM

What the hell happened to the Brothers Bloom??? 3 million is ridiculous. Did they not distribute or market it?? I'm flabbergasted (sp?).

Posted by: io at July 6, 2009 2:33 AM

So...anyone wanna place bets on what Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is going to gross?

By the way, one day, one day, I'm going to fuck the holy hell out of Hermione (Emma Watson) and I'm going to call her Hermione while I'm doing it. My penis will no longer be "Vader"...it will be a wand. She will be wearing the uniform, and the fucking Harry Potter theme song created by the magnificent John Williams will be playing on repeat during the entire process.

I waited till she was legal...what more do you people want?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 6, 2009 2:45 AM

After a massive $982 gabillion opening weekend...

Aren't we supposed to be in a recession? Yet we spend our money on a film Michael Bay made by crapping in a can.

And people wonder why the great U.S. of A. is sinking like a rock.

Posted by: George at July 6, 2009 3:05 AM

I thought Dustin moved on to that Brick kid? I think you're safe Lauren...

Posted by: replica at July 6, 2009 4:10 AM

but only because all the copies of "Let the Right One In" were gone.

You might count yourself lucky on that one, Sir,.
They changed the subtitles for the DVD to a more literal translation than what was used for the theatrical release, which, according to most fans of the film, ruined the subtle nuances in the dialogue. I bought the DVD without having seen the film, but I haven't watched it yet because I saw the outcry before I had the chance to view it, and I want to see the original based on the wide-spread opinion that the current version of the DVD sucks a big, red, puss-swollen one.

There has been some rumor of the studio doing a re-release of the DVD, reverting back to the theatrical subtitles. But, for as long as it's been since that rumor started, there has yet to be a re-release, so I'm assuming at this point that it was just a rumor.

On a sadder note, a rare convergence in our work schedule is allowing me and my sister to spend some family time together today, and she wants to go to the movies as part of the plan. Unfortunately, my dear sister would rather go see her second viewing of Revenge of the Fallen, rather than take my advice and see Up, which she has not seen (I have seen neither). She says she would feel silly going to see an animated film when there are other, "more adult" things to see.
(She has obviously forgotten about the time she and my mother dragged me to see Ice Age II.)
I have this sinking feeling that I am actually adopted...

Posted by: Rykker at July 6, 2009 8:09 AM

"It still smarts a little to see such a spectacularly awful film make so much goddamn money,..."

Imagine how I felt when that awful, AWFUL "trek" thing made so much money.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 6, 2009 8:32 AM

Great independent films are, per usual, being ignored in favor of massive, over-hyped, corporate manufactured, cinematic dung heaps.

Unfortunately, of the films you mentioned, only Away We Go is playing and available to audiences in my city -- a big one too. No Hurt Locker. No Brothers Bloom. Heck, No Moon either (and I'm dying to see that one for Sam Rockwell's performance!)

So what have I done? I went and saw Public Enemies and that was that. I'm not seeing Ice Age 3 (even if I did kind of enjoy the first one) and there aren't enough promises of naked Megan Fox to drag me to Hell...I mean, see Transformers 2.

This is the summer doldrums. Crap on TV. Crap at the movie theaters. But at least they're nice and air conditioned.

Posted by: Fredo at July 6, 2009 8:45 AM

I liked Transformers. Can I still play with you guys?

Posted by: Lauren at July 6, 2009 1:00 AM

Only after you take a noogie and hand over all your lunch movie money! The Ry Ry thing was cute, but your apparent cannibalistic tendencies are probably of most interest to this crowd. Are you a zombie. perchance?

Posted by: Che Grovera at July 6, 2009 8:53 AM

Dear Pajibans,

I owe you an apology. While we here are often given to ranting about the mindless pap much of America seems to "enjoy," to the extent it is possible to "enjoy" the "work" of Jim Belushi, it seems I was neglectful of my own house. I learned this weekend that my mother is, in fact, one of those people.

While looking for something to watch Saturday, she complained about Commando and I wanted to shut her up, she said, "Two-and-a-Half Men is funny." I stared at her slack-jawed.

She followed that with "What about Everybody Loves Raymond?" I nearly smacked her.

Fortunately, she was in my house so I could forbid her from infecting my home with such crap (we eventually settled on Bridezillas). She is unabashed about her love for stupid entertainment. She worships Tyler Perry.

What she wants, all she wants, from her books, movies and television is not to be challenged. She doesn't want to think or feel. She simply wants to be distracted. She is by no means a stupid woman, but rather one who spent her life passing up opportunities only discover that her opportunities have largely passed her by. She is really quite unwilling to leave her rut.

Mrs. Bullet and I tried to restore equilibrium to the universe Sunday by seeing Away We Go (not bad, a bit uneven, fairly white in both cast in concept), but I still feel dirty. This apology to a community that understands the difference between stupid and ridiculous is an attempt to get clean.

Humbly yours,

T. Bullet

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 6, 2009 8:55 AM

Are you a zombie. perchance?

Are you a zombie, perchance?

Damn commas. Who was this idiot Qwerty fellow who put the comma and period next to one another on the keyboard?

Posted by: Che Grovera at July 6, 2009 8:56 AM

So how did you dispose of your mother's body, Tracer Bullet?

Out, damn'd spot!

Posted by: Che Grovera at July 6, 2009 9:00 AM

She says she would feel silly going to see an animated film when there are other, "more adult" things to see.

So, Rykker, your sister thinks that Transformers is the more adult thing to see than Up, by all accounts a thoughtful, adult movie in animated form, than a by all accounts crap live-action movie based on 25-year-old *children's toys*? For a second time?

For your sake, I HOPE you are adopted, my friend. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 9:30 AM

"It also further proves that Hollywood doesn’t have to give us what we want, it only has to give us what we’ll settle for." --Dustin

Well it is a game of visa versa. Washington and Hollywood take their marching orders from each other. This is the only explaination for Arnold holding the
office of an elected official, he actually runs everything.

Posted by: richmac at July 6, 2009 9:40 AM

Movies happened this weekend? I spent this weekend getting drunkedy drunk, recovering from being drunkedy drunk, eating massive amounts of food, and watching things go boom in our nation's capital. I think I saw Final Destination in there somewhere, but that's it.

Posted by: jM at July 6, 2009 9:43 AM

Rykker, I'm afraid there is nothing that can be done for your sister. Do you want me to do it, or would you rather?

Posted by: admin at July 6, 2009 10:15 AM

I spent the majority of the weekend outside, and I'm going to keep telling myself it was a great time. We are simply too poor to spend money on the movies, much to my everlasting disappointment. I haven't been to see a movie in a theater since I saw Quantum of Solace. That was what, seven or eight months now? Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Snath at July 6, 2009 10:21 AM

I would GLADLY give my money to the Hurt Locker, but alas, it is not playing in Austin. WTF? why would it not play here? the 'Mo doesn't have it, which in itself is a travesty, but then neither does the Indie Theater...
wtf, people. wtf.

Posted by: Stella at July 6, 2009 10:27 AM

Rykker, Thanks for the back story on "Right One." I'll join you in waiting to see if a better version comes along.

The other options for movies I hadn't seen yet were "Eastern Promises" and "JCVD." Anyone care to weigh in on the merits of one vs. the other? I have a coupon for a $1.99 rental (hah!) at Blocksuckster, cause I'm old-school and don't yet do that NetFux thingie.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 6, 2009 10:46 AM

Thanks, AvB. It does much to ease the pain to know that someone is hoping for me.

And admin, given that I do love my poor, misguided sister dearly, I think I should do it, rather than cheapen it with a hit.
A strong tranquilizer in her soda, perhaps, followed by gentle suffocation with a pillow that I'll bring with me to "use for my back." I'll even stay to watch the rest of T2, to honor her memory. And I'll see Up directly following.
Offer greatly appreciated, though.

I've heard good things about both ,.
Personally, I would go for JCVD as my first choice. He catches a lot of flack from critics and the public, but I've heard that he puts in a heart-felt performance as himself in this one. I've been meaning to see it, myself.

Posted by: Rykker at July 6, 2009 11:06 AM

Thanks!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 6, 2009 11:10 AM

Oh, and it probably goes against the majority opinion, here, but NetFux sux.
Big, bright-ass red envelopes advertising a free DVD... who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
I even gave it a second chance when they announced the streaming-to-your-TiVo thing. But that sucks, too, since the choices are extremely limited, and half the time the audio is so out of sync that trying to enjoy the movie is a fucking laugh-riot.
And by laugh-riot? I mean it sucks.

Posted by: Rykker at July 6, 2009 11:16 AM

So all predictions were right. People were fooled by the ridiculous amount of promotion Transformers 2 had into watching then, then being completely disgusted by it and vowing to never watch it again. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2009 1:07 PM

It also further proves that Hollywood doesn’t have to give us what we want, it only has to give us what we’ll settle for.

I love this.

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2009 1:12 PM

Are you a zombie. perchance?

Nom nom nom.

Posted by: Lauren at July 6, 2009 1:15 PM

It also further proves that Hollywood doesn’t have to give us what we want, it only has to give us what we’ll settle for.

I hate this.

Posted by: Mick J at July 6, 2009 2:08 PM

It also further proves that Hollywood doesn’t have to give us what we want, it only has to give us what we’ll settle for.


I'm indifferent to this.

Posted by: gp at July 6, 2009 3:44 PM

I am such a nerd that when I heard the plot to "Ice Age" (momma dinosaur goes after missing eggs that hero misguidedly steals) that I realized that it is the same plot featured in the recent "Prince Valient" comic strip. Yes, a sea monster is tearing up Camelot looking for her missing eggs.

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