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Quite the tanking for Mr. Fox.

I refuse to watch The Princess and the Frog unless it has Tyler Perry, Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence as the overweight, all-knowing, sassy Fairy Godmother. Or a cameo by the Boondocks.

Oh no he did-int!

I am hearing some terrible things about The Lovely Bones. It's not surprising, really, as we should all know by now that Peter Jackson shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a screenplay, much less an adapted one.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed LOTR as much as anyone, but it was massively butchered adaptation and a bad script. PJ should stick to directing and get some good writers.

Don't apologize, William, according to the imdb trivia for The Emperor's New Groove "Playwright David Mamet has said he considers the script for this film to be one of the most brilliantly innovative which Hollywood has produced in recent years."

And yes, I quite like it myself and enjoy having that nugget of information to quiet the haters. It's just fun. Squeaken.

It WOULD be nice if it were a TRUE black representation.

FACT: this so called "black" princess is just Ariel in black ink.

This is probably the most racist movie since "The Birth of a Nation"

/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I don't wanna READ IT! it is RACIST!

Hate to break it to you Goss, but black folk are branching out. But you still can sit in your basement and watch old Tarzan movies and wistfully think about the good old days.

Yo Phil, hit me with some Oh! Susanna

This was a really good year for animation, there was Coraline, Ponyo, Princess and the Frog, and the phenomenal Up. It'll be a challenge to pick the best of the lot this year. (Suck it, Wes Anderson. If you're not even gonna bother to direct your film in person, you don't get included.)

*Cloudy

Now, am I supposed to make a sandwich out of the chicken and the waffles, or how does this work?

No BSlim! Let Goss stay, we must be tolerant of other people’s views. Besides I love this guy, he’s so low on the pecking order that Rowles basically uses him as filler.

And what do you have to show for yourself beyond a couple of bitch-ass complaints?

Quit nibbling, Guess, that tickles!

You know....*dramatic pause* I KNEW that Rowles was a degenerate, but never, NEVER in my wildest dreams (or nightmares) did I think he would let losoe such a minion as this Goss fellow.

You guys remember Caligula? How he had his right hand man get women and livestock for him..... for ORGIES? Goss is THAT guy. (Oh and he also persecuted Jews and black people for him.)

No, no Jews yet. But we're OK with it because
a)Disney was anti-Semitic. We don't want some movie about Eva Braun. Or worse, a nice PC movie about Jews. That would just be insulting. We hold grudges, dammit.
b)We're the Chosen People. We don't need some cartoon to demonstrate our awesomeness.

John Goodman is white.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/

Dan Conner, Walter Sobchak...

What?

Let's analyze it, shall we:

Snow "White": born optimist, who will always see the bottle half full no matter how grim things may seem and uncredited editor of Mein Kampf.

Cinderella: made a servant in her home and is constantly derided by her evil stepmother Lady Tremaine and two stepsisters. Although she is abused and humiliated, she maintains hope through her dreams and militant anti-semite organized the first dwarf chapter of the KKK.

Aurora: playful, shy, gentle, and a fairly naive girl, who loves animals, suspected of harboring Nazi war criminals after WW2 .

Ariel:the youngest of 7 daughters. Her older sisters are Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana, known consort of Rudolph Hess.

Belle:believed to be a young woman living in the French countryside with her father, an inventor and developer of the V1 and v2 projects.

and so on and so on.

I think I've proven my point.

Goss, I was just being a smartass. ;)

Aw Goss, I like you. And I'm in the power demographic. Cater to me and things'll go great. Besides, all you gotta do is challenge BSlim to a facebook dance-off and he bails. FYI.

Fredo, when you invited us to color you surprised, I immediately imagined that we'd color you blue.

Also: I love The Emperor's New Groove! I was expecting to hate it, but I thought it was hilarious.

Lilo and Stitch is easily one of the best animated films of the Aughts and should have won Animated Film at the Oscars over Spirited Away (beautiful to look at, way too obtuse, it won because the Academy was trying to make feature-length Animation seem more credible, something they no longer care about). I see no need to be a Lilo and Stitch apologist as it's top notch animation. How many other domestic animations deal with aliens, Elvis music, and child custody battles? Brilliant. Fuck me, I bought the damn video game and had fun playing it until my brother staged an intervention and sold it back to Gamestop for store credit. I choreographed a dance for a camp talent show to Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride, converting more people to the side of all that is good and Lilo and Stitch. For one cannot be in the wrong when one enjoys Lilo and Stitch. Won't you join the side of light?

Hey Slim, you forgot Ariel's oldest sister Aryana, who died defending Utah beach whilst fighting for the baddies.

Idina Menzel's character at the end of Enchanted technically counts as a Jewish Disney Princess. For all of six seconds. Bask in the multiculturalism! BASK IN IT!