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The Weekend Box-Office Round-Up / William Goss

Box Office Round-Ups | November 15, 2009 | Comments (34)


Oh, Roland Emmerich. Only you could compete you for the title of modern-day Master of Disaster, and only you could stop you from claiming the highest disaster movie opening weekend from yourself. The Day After Tomorrow aside, the literally earth-shattering 2012 took in $65 million over the weekend, enough to best Emmerich’s own Independence Day and Godzilla (not to mention Spielberg’s War of the Worlds - I’m willing to suppose that John Cusack has broader appeal than Tom Cruise of late). May this mean that you can finance your next project, in which sleet seriously slows down Chicago and yet another dog survives against impossible odds. (The dog could always be played by Tom Cruise.)

With an additional $22.3 million, A Christmas Carol has now made over two weekends as much as 2012 has in one, but regardless, its hold seems to suggest that it’ll have the legs to stick around as the only holiday offering in town this year. In third place was The Men Who Stare at Goats with $6.2 million, a decent number for the only goat-minded offering, and in fourth is this month’s Paranormal-that-could, Precious, which grossed a very nice $6.1 million at just 174 locations (like the character it’s named after, expect the film to expand significantly in the weeks to come).

Fifth place went to the surprisingly clingy This is It with $5.1 million (maybe everyone mistook this for the title of 2012), sixth place went to the hoax-tastic The Fourth Kind ($4.7 million), seventh place went to the crap-tastic Couples Retreat (which, with its $4.3 million this weekend, has finally cracked $100 million, to little surprise) and eighth place went to Paranormal Activity ($4.2 million; it too has finally cracked $100 million and is a bit more impressive for it). In ninth was Law Abiding Citizen ($3.9 million), in tenth was The Box ($3.2 million) and in eleventh place (the so-called ‘Amelia slot’ for new releases on 800 screens that can’t crack the top ten (we’ll make that phrase catch on, you’ll see)) is the trimmed-down incarnation of Pirate Radio, whose $2.9 million suggests that relentless radio and TV ads combined with Love, Actually cred do not a feel-good break-out hit make.

Speaking of segues, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints’ Day added 146 screens to its limited release of 251 screens, and $1 million to its current gross of $2.5 million so far. It’s a fairer shake than its predecessor got ($30k on 5 screens back in 2000), and a better performance than one might’ve expected out of something seemingly bound straight for store shelves. (What can I say? I’m one of those guys who’s more keen to hear about an Overnight follow-up than a Boondock sequel.)

The best per-theater average of the week went to Wes Anderson’s delightful Fantastic Mr. Fox, which boasted a nice $65,000 per theater at 4 locations (in comparison, 2012 had a $19,000 average at 3,400 more theaters than that). It will be interesting to see if it can make it wide on Thanksgiving opposite Old Dogs, which I seriously doubt, which I think is a real shame in the making.


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Comments

I'm glad Precious and The Fantastic Mr. Fox are doing well, Precious looks to be the best urban film since Do the Right Thing, and even though I loathe Wes Anderson, The Fantastic Mr. Fox has been getting excellent reviews, and it stars Clooney and Streep, that means I'm seeing it no matter what.

Posted by: George at November 15, 2009 8:33 PM

George, what exactly do you mean by "urban"?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 15, 2009 9:17 PM

Optimus: What do YOU mean by "urban"?

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 15, 2009 9:37 PM

$65 million its first weekend? Oy. I can't wait to see this dog on RiffTrax.

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 15, 2009 9:42 PM

late crowd,lots of chatter,lots of video cameras....urban.

Posted by: pasadenamike at November 15, 2009 9:45 PM

George means "black". He means it's the best black film since Do the Right Thing. This is interesting, because he gets to be out of touch and mildly racist by saying "urban", and yet a friend of "the blacks" by mentioning Do the Right Thing, a seminal urban film. Essentially, he's not better off than when he started, but he did get noticed, so this move is really open to interpretation.

I always thought George was just out of high school. It turns out he was a 35 year old film executive all the time.

Posted by: pissant at November 15, 2009 10:04 PM

It turns out he was a 35 year old film executive all the time.
Jeez Piss, I was having a little fun but that was just harsh.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 15, 2009 10:13 PM

Aw, poor George gets picked on every time he comes out to play. Give the kid a break.

I won't pick on you George. Just let me know if you need a hug and a pat on the back.

Posted by: stardust at November 15, 2009 10:22 PM

Who do we have to blow to get a Fantastic Mr. Fox review around here?

Posted by: Snath at November 15, 2009 11:07 PM

The Fantastic Mr. Fox rocked. I loved it.

Bang. There's a review.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 16, 2009 12:10 AM

Bang. There's a review.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 16, 2009 12:10 AM

Well there you go Snath. He did his half.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 16, 2009 12:14 AM

However, Star Trek was the best Urban film since The Return of the King.

Posted by: laredo at November 16, 2009 12:29 AM

Does this mean I can no longer describe the Battle of Stalingrad as an example of "urban warfare?"

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 16, 2009 2:27 AM

Urban= In the Ghetto. The Projects. The Slums. The Inner City. The Tenderloin. The Hood. You know, where the po' folks live.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 2:36 AM

I must be incredibly naive (and trust me, nobody that knows me would EVER use that word to describe me), as I only understood the word "urban" in the context of city planning.
i.e. as opposed to rural.

Posted by: popejenn at November 16, 2009 2:42 AM

You know, where the po' folks live.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 2:36 AM
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West Virginia? Where we thank Mississippi for keeping us off the bottom.

Posted by: , (just , cause I'm tired of typing that other shit) at November 16, 2009 2:57 AM

popejenn:
I was married to an Urban Planner. I know what you mean. I think the word 'Urban' has been adopted by the PC crowd to mean "those poorer and darker than us."

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 3:25 AM

No, Po' city folk, Big Daddy.
Y'all got Hillbillies and rednecks down in the holler.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2009 3:28 AM

I've personally only seen the word "urban" used in this connotation when reading Variety as they described films with casts/audiences that were, yes, primarily African-American.

I don't believe, though, that it's a full-blown condescending shortcut in the social vernacular just yet...

Posted by: William Goss at November 16, 2009 3:28 AM

Just because a movie owns it's blackness, doesn't make it racist to say it's an urban film, anymore than it would be homophobic to say that the movie In and Out is a gay film just because it accepts its gayness. You can accept a films racial and sexual side without being racist or sexist.

We're not all androgynous, bisexual, tofu creatures. We have skins and parts, it doesn't make you a better or worse person to have them, or accept their existence, as long as you don't use it as a platform to justify self worth, or the debasement of others.

Posted by: George at November 16, 2009 3:52 AM

So which is more acceptable, black or urban? Whichever it is, I would feel comfortable calling Tyler Perry movies the opposite term if I was a black guy. The more distance you guys can get, the better.

Posted by: ihopethisisntracist at November 16, 2009 4:55 AM

Sorry for the double post, is 'you guys' offensive? I'm sorry, I struggle with these things. If somebody could give a post on acceptability of racial terms it would help me out. I understand 'you people' = offensive, but 'you guys' seems like a colloquialism, and thus non-offensive. Also black is kosher, right? I'm giving myself a headache.

Posted by: ihopethisisntracist at November 16, 2009 4:58 AM

Black is kosher. Pork is not. Carry on.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 16, 2009 5:21 AM

My weiner is urban.

Posted by: Kballs at November 16, 2009 8:15 AM

So, does this mean Karl Urban is black?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 16, 2009 9:12 AM

I demand more parentheses,Goss! Quit slacking! (Parentheses is ok right? Or are we supposed to say brackets now? I get so confused.)

Posted by: admin at November 16, 2009 9:13 AM

I always thought an Urban film was Star Trek or Lord of the Rings, or anything Karl Urban was in.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 16, 2009 9:15 AM

Race waaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrss just ain't what they used to be.

Posted by: branded at November 16, 2009 9:24 AM

We're not all androgynous, bisexual, tofu creatures.

I... um... nevermind.

Posted by: twig at November 16, 2009 10:15 AM

gp..
( ) = parentheses
[ ] = brackets

Posted by: brite at November 16, 2009 11:32 AM

You're forgetting The Bourne Supremacy. That was a damn good Urban film.

And I have used "urban" as a euphemism for black before, when I was not sure about my audience or how I should state something. I think George was trying to play it safe. Give the boy a little cred.

Posted by: bonnie at November 16, 2009 11:33 AM

Remember when Horshack was that black rodeo clown in Urban Cowboy?

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 16, 2009 12:08 PM

'urban' is becoming an antiquated euphemism. Trend in cities I am familiar with is gentrification, and condos for the depends demographic. Suburbs are on their way to being the new ghettos. soon, gritty films about drugs, crime, and catchy music will be called 'burban'. and they will include more persians and asians. what will remain the same is white folks being scared of places they never go, but think of as hell on earth because hollywood told them so.

Posted by: idleprimate at November 16, 2009 2:39 PM

I'd do Karl Urban.

Posted by: figgy at November 16, 2009 8:33 PM





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