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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Takes the Cake


The Weekend Box-Office Round-Up / William Goss

Box Office Round-Ups | September 20, 2009 | Comments (14)


Whoa. Someone adapted a 32-page children’s book about food falling from the sky and turned it into something both hilariously irreverent and visually engaging (and not called Where the Wild Things Are), and then PEOPLE TURNED OUT FOR IT. Look, when your number ones of late consist of a fourth Final Destination and the umpteenth Tyler Perry sass-fest*, to see people go see a pleasant surprise is a pleasant surprise in and of itself, and in the hands of Phil Lord and Chris Miller (the minds behind new old-favorite “Clone High”), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs took in a lot of dough — $30 million, to be exact. Even without IMAX and regular 3-D upcharges factored in, that’s some serious numbers for the oft-overlooked Sony Pictures Animation to boast, and I suspect that many of the childless masses gave that 86 percent Tomatometer the benefit of the doubt, to boot.

Coming in at second place with a third of that opening weekend was The Informant!, taking a not-too-shabby $10.5 million for a whistle-blowing comedy marketed as a much broader farce than it actually is. It’s Matt Damon’s weakest opening since The Good Shepherd in 2006, but something tells me that him and movie-making machine Steven Soderbergh have no shortage of Ocean’s Benjamins with which to dry their tears.

In third was Tyler Perry’s I Can Take Up the Marquee All By Myself with $10.1 million, in fourth was the slow-clap-tastic Love Happens with $8.5 million (Jennifer Aniston’s worst wide release since 2005’s ), and in fifth was the un-scary, un-funny Jennifer’s Body, whose $6.8 million may or may not indicate that A) Diablo Cody has blown all her Oscar cred and B) Megan Fox can’t open a movie unless there are oversized alien robots by her side (or maybe Shia’s been the secret ingredient all along…).

(Oh, we’ll have reviews of that and Cloudy up tomorrow.)

9 came in sixth with $5.5 million, Inglourious Basterds became Tarantino’s highest domestic grosser to date in seventh ($3.6m), All About Steve took in $3.4 million at eighth place and looks to be Sandra Bullock’s lowest grosser since 2002’s Murder by Numbers. Rounding out the top ten were Sorority Row ($2.5 million) and The Final Destination ($2.4 million); the latter lost its 3-D screens to Cloudy and had pretty much run its course anyway, no?

(*No, I haven’t seen it yet. This does not automatically make me a racist, Guess Who!.)


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Comments

I wonder what the ratio is of Box Office roundups that make me want to slit on wrists, and pleasant ones like this. Not great, I think.

Posted by: trippdup at September 21, 2009 12:51 AM

I enjoyed Jennifer's Body. Do something about it.

Posted by: UncivilizedMike at September 21, 2009 1:23 AM

Hey! I actually kind of enjoyed Jennifers body. It was uncomfortably hilarious, and Siefried (is that how you spell her name? I can't be bothered to look it up) was great. I think it makes a great origins story for a badass superhero.

Posted by: The_wakeful at September 21, 2009 2:55 AM

News of Phil Lord and Chris Miller coming together to make Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs makes me want to verb the adjective noun!

Posted by: Born to hula at September 21, 2009 4:11 AM

maybe Shia’s been the secret ingredient all along…

If that's true, I don't know what lets Megan Fox get out of bed in the morning when the guy who draws more money than you looks like this. (And yes, I'm aware that Ledouche can actually act, but the guy's an Alec Baldwin level douchebag.)
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I don't know what the hell happened to Diablo Cody, when an Anna Farris movie got more critical acclaim than your new release, you may want to put away the typewriter. Anna Farris has got to be the attractive blond lady version of Adam Sandler. What the fuck, Cody?

Maybe Juno wasn't as good as I thought, hell look at what happened to Michael Cera. Cody didn't get off so bad considering how low that twatwaffle's fallen.

Posted by: George at September 21, 2009 5:33 AM

Juno is exactly as good as however good you thought it was when you saw it. A lot of writers have only one great story to tell -- then it becomes merely their job.

Posted by: sansho1 at September 21, 2009 7:03 AM

Clone High? These are the guys behind CLONE HIGH? Holy shit, I just peed a little bit. Wanna go shave a dog?

And also, is it just me, or are the spambots not even trying anymore? Lecherous Man Home? Battle Index to 3200? I could eat alphabet soup and then puke more coherent sentences than that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go have hot, sexy fun at gaypornstarsjackingoffathomealoneandunloved.com

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at September 21, 2009 8:16 AM

saw cloudy/meatballs friday night. would totally go see it again. mr. t's clenching butt-cheeks made me choke on my coke zero.

didn't even realize the clone high connection. i have those on vhs i taped off mtv back in the day. now i'll have to go dig that tape out.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2009 9:35 AM

(insert stock phrase about despising the current trend of adapting perfectly good children's books into full length movies even if they are done well.)

I want to see Jennifer's Body. I've actually been hearing mostly good things about it so far, and Zombieland doesn't come out until next weekend.

Posted by: Rusty (formerly Genny) at September 21, 2009 9:52 AM

Jeremy, her Combat Index is 3200! 3200! That's unprecedented! And she's going to stay with her husband which means his combat index has got to be like 6400 or even higher! We're doomed! We cannot compete with those kinds of combat indexes! The 'bots aren't even trying to hide their messages anymore, they're just jabbering about beating the crap out of us. I'm sure right down the pipeline is-


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I'll be down in the basement with a shotgun and some Spam.

Posted by: mrcreosote at September 21, 2009 9:57 AM

I thought that Jennifer's Body was a pretty fun flick. Megan Fox is so vile.

Posted by: prawntastic at September 21, 2009 11:55 AM

i wasn't expecting much from Cloudy, but i was wrong. so wrong.

i laughed much harder than my kids. and yes, mr. t was the shit.

when i was a wee tot, the only cartoon movies my mommy took me to see the lord of the rings and watership down. i know now how much she hated me.

Posted by: jimmy at September 21, 2009 12:10 PM

Anna Farris has got to be the attractive blond lady version of Adam Sandler.

Yes, George, that is the perfect way to describe her! I will NEVER understand all the adoration for her or how she keeps getting starring roles!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 21, 2009 7:52 PM

Ah, autumn is in the air!

Leaves are falling, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them, and the studios are emptying their box office latrines before the upcoming holiday season.

Posted by: Leftylad at September 22, 2009 3:25 AM





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