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7 Reasons To Never Conduct Random Twitter Searches

By Dustin Rowles | Box Office Round-Ups | November 28, 2010 |


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Here are the top seven movies at the box office this weekend, as well as random 140 character (or less) reviews of the films I found by searching Twitter. (Warning: Random Twitter searches may result in brain damage, disorientation and/or Manning Face.)


7. Faster ($12.2 million): "The Rock was definitely going ham in Faster. Dudes was getting shot up." -- Doc Zeus.

(Bonus) "Good morning folks. Getting ready to watch the rock "D Johnson" in faster. Genus this generations action hero. Get down brother." -- Sinbad (yes, that Sinbad)

6. Love and Other Drugs ($14 million): "Eeew love and other drugs is like a porn flick! The movies changeeed mannnn!!!" -- Lois Lane

5. Unstoppable ($16 million): "The title should be stoppable rather than unstoppable. Because in the end, the train do stop! Hahahaha." -- Febian Sandra (Note, this joke was repeated about 1,000 times in the Twitter search, and everyone thought they were the first to make the joke)

4. Burlesque ($17 million): "Burlesque was... pretty gay. I should've brought a change of clothes." -- cziriak (and no, I have no idea what that means).

3. Megamind ($17 million): "Little kid just walked out on megamind. Gonna be ill." -- minustheblunt

2. Tangled ($69 million): "watched a family drag their 2 year old out of tangled bc they have strong beleifes against magic." --bellamorte (The fuck is a two-year-old doing any a movie theater, anyway?)

1.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: ($76 million): "OMFG. IM PROBABLY THE WORST PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. I DIDNT CRY WHEN DEAR DOBBY DIED. IM SUCH A HEARTLESS BITCH Dx" -- Carl



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