free counter with statistics John Cusack Retrospective | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People

sjff_03_img103.png

Boozehound Cinephile | January 29, 2009 | Comments (85)


Pop Culture Item Consumed: John Cusack’s career, in response to an odd confluence of events:

1) Several weeks ago, a Pajiba commenter offered up the argument that John Cusack unfairly enjoys an unjustifiably good reputation in comparison to other actors, with the commenter referring specifically to Nicolas Cage. The argument was that, considering the overall quality of Cusack’s filmography, he is not in fact superior to actors like Cage, leading to the query of why people hold Cusack in such high regard. I disagree with the argument but appreciate its creativity; discussions like this are one of the main reasons Pajiba exists.

2) Not long after reading that comment thread, I read Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman’s collection of pop culture essays, in one of which Klosterman opines that John Cusack ruined romantic love for an entire generation of people. Klosterman’s theory is that Lloyd Dobler, Cusack’s signature role in Say Anything, was so impossibly, perfectly attuned to the needs of the Diane Court character (Ione Sky) that legions of men and women feel that their relationships have failed when they can’t measure up. Men and women “measure our relationship against the prospect of fake love,” concludes Klosterman.

3) During the annual Boozehound holiday bender — seven days of steady drinking and catching up on all the movies I missed during the year — one of the premium movie channels force-fed Grosse Pointe Blank on a loop every night, resulting in (a) my watching all or part of it about five times, (b) reaching a number of conclusions about Cusack’s career, and (c) drunk-dialing Dustin in the middle of the night with an e-mail entitled “epiphany!”

Beverage Consumed: The B-2, a luscious concoction a friend and I dreamed up during a failed golf outing at the old Lincoln Park golf course in San Francisco. Some years ago, chased into the semi-abandoned clubhouse by a vicious blowing rainstorm, Jorge and I killed an afternoon and a bottle of Bushmills and a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Crème while watching obscure Division II basketball games and discussing our impending marriages. We initially named this fine potion “The Lincoln,” not only for the locale, but because the drink is big, luxurious, and powerful — the Continental of alcoholic beverages. Later we agreed that the B-2 is a more fitting name, representing the components’ initials as well as the notable fact that this mixture will bomb your ass back to the Stone Age. The B-2 is easy to prepare and occupies a secure position in the Cocktail Pantheon.

To make a B-2, have close at hand a bottle of good Irish whiskey and a bottle of Bailey’s. In a large tumbler pour equal portions of each over ice, in whatever amounts you are prepared to consume; two shots of each is a good place to start. Stir well. The B-2 offers the firey warmth of Irish whiskey wrapped in the velvety blanket of Bailey’s, resulting in a strong drink that can be tweaked in either direction, i.e., tempered with more Bailey’s or fired with more whiskey. Those cigarette-shaped cinnamon sticks make a great garnish but are entirely unnecessary. To complete the recipe, retire to the comfy sofa in the study, wrap your feet with the woobie, and watch the rain pound the windows. Fireplace and contemplative significant other optional but recommended.

(Note that Bailey’s contains dairy; if you’re lactose-intolerant like me, take whatever medicinal precautions you would use before eating a piece of pizza.)

Summary of Action: It’s no revelation that films like Grosse Pointe Blank turned John Cusack into an icon for my generation, but my first re-watching of that film in over ten years sent me on my way with a mission: to re-visit as many John Cusack films as possible over the ensuing weeks and figure out why he means so much to so many people, myself included. In the end, the focus narrowed to Cusack’s triumphant triumvirate of Say Anything, Grosse Pointe Blank, and High Fidelity. If you’re a man born between 1964 and 1976, there’s a good chance this triptych influenced your view of life, or at least colored the way in which you interact romantically. (Side note/question: Is this is a Thing White People Like? Were black or Latino or Asian teenagers influenced by Lloyd Dobler?)

Dealing with Klosterman’s argument first, not only do I disagree with Klosterman’s fundamental point, i.e., that Cusack betrayed us by creating an unattainable archetype for romance, I’ll take it the other way: Cusack is the romance messiah for the demographic slice that came of age with REM’s Document and Doug Coupland’s Generation X. Even as a young adult, I knew that Say Anything didn’t represent the absolute reality of relationships — hell, my parents’ marriage and my first kiss in junior high (followed by the girl’s piercing laughter) taught me that. Guess what else? When I see two knuckleheads fighting outside a bar, I don’t take my behavioral cues from the Bruce Willis ouevre.

That said, as someone on the elder edge of the demographic group involved, I was heavily impacted by Say Anything, strongly identifying with that adult-trapped-in-an-adolescent’s-body ennui infecting Lloyd Dobler and Diane Court. “I have glimpsed our future. And all I can say is…..go back,” Diane tells their graduating high school class. As an early 20-something, I recognized and recalled with crystal clarity every emotion, every misgiving, every breathless hope Lloyd (and Diane) went through, from the loner outcast’s pessimistic resignation that the beautiful, smart girl won’t give him the time of day, to the lung-squeezing dare of asking her anyway, to the heroin-like high of fumbling through their first sexual encounter, to the soul-crushing despair of her rejection. Redemption? Maybe another time.

What no one could know at the time was that Say Anything represented the first major piece in Cusack’s life work of epitomizing men’s internal struggles, portraying the inner and outer battles to find a sense of self and defy the arbitrary orders laid down by Fate, or destiny, or random chance. Three of Cusack’s films represent this struggle in a two-decade commentary on the growth of a man from his adolescence into true adulthood.

Say Anything: This was the film that put Cusack on the map. Plenty of smart-assey teens knew who Lane Meyer was, but Lloyd Dobler re-defined the self-aware underachiever for a much larger audience with a weary teen on the cusp of adulthood, confronted with “things way beyond my maturity level,” to borrow from Juno McGuff. I’ve heard a theory that 90 percent of high schoolers are convinced they’re outcast losers, even many who are successful or popular, and the popularity of Say Anything seemed to bear that out. Lloyd Dobler closely resembles almost no one person I remember, but there are bits and pieces of him in nearly everyone I remember.

Defining Moment: Not exactly a revelation here, either; the boombox/stalker scene is probably as familiar an image to 40-year-old Americans as Sonny Corleone buying the farm at the toll plaza or Travis Bickle rolling through the Manhattan nightscape. Beyond the iconic image, however, director Cameron Crowe subversively relied on a relatively obscure Peter Gabriel song to carry the water in this scene, enhancing the outcast theme. (Interestingly, Nicholas Cage had a similar but forgettable scene in Valley Girl six years earlier. There’s a reason no one remembers it.)

So much has been written about Say Anything that there can’t be much left to add, but for any young, self-aware outsider who aspired to a love the world told him was simply not realistic, this movie laid down a manifesto, not of empty, candy-colored hope, but of pragmatic optimism. “Stick to your guns,” Lloyd Dobler might advise. “The prom queen isn’t the one you wanted anyway. You want the one who sees the value in you that others ignore.”

Another resonant message from Say Anything, in particular its improbable ending, is the recognition that everything we felt during our teenage years was just as real, just as important, as what we feel as adults. So much happens there that we carry forward, intense events that inform our later actions. Parents constantly make the mistake of lecturing teenagers that “You don’t know what love is — you’re only [14 or 16 or whatever]. You’ll look back and realize you were too young to be in love.”

Don’t we all know that’s bullshit? Love is a feeling. If you felt it, it was real. My first intense romantic love happened when I was a senior in high school, and for eight months it felt perfect. She was the first girl I had sex with, we saw each other nearly every day, and I changed my college plans because of her. Then, after graduation, I inadvertently discovered that she had betrayed me with a mutual friend. As I reminisce about that right here, right now, in this place and moment over two decades later, it feels just as strong, just as wonderful, just as hurtful. Not only was it real, it formed my wariness about relationships to some degree, and when my first marriage went south, the scars of that first betrayal made it easier for me to make tough decisions and do what was right for me. For many people, John Cusack made it okay to recognize that those adolescent experiences were as important or more so than ones that came later.

Grosse Pointe Blank: Cusack’s cult hit about a professional killer returning to Michigan for his ten-year high school reunion is a much better film than I remembered. I saw it the day it opened in 1997 and felt distinct disappointment that it wasn’t the Pulp Fiction/The Breakfast Club mashup I expected. GPB had other things on its mind, however, specifically a fantastical contemplation of how the slings and arrows of adolescence can lead to a pointless nihilism, hijacking what should be the most enjoyable time of a person’s life. We don’t know how plugged in Cusack’s Martin Blank was in high school — he appears friendly with many of his former classmates but firmly disconnected from the jocks and cheerleaders — but nearly every 28-year-old he encounters on his prodigal weekend, no matter how popular or successful they were before, occupies a private purgatory of some sort.

Defining Moment: In a transcendent scene loaded with symbolism and undercurrent, an old acquaintance sees Cusack at the reunion and asks him to hold her tiny baby for a moment. Cusack reluctantly accepts, awkwardly grasping the infant under its arms while it stares at him. The devastating crescendo of Queen’s and David Bowie’s “Under Pressure” swells in the background while Cusack stares into that baby’s eyes. As it smiles back at him, Cusack gives a perfect look of stunned realization as he connects with innocence, connects with his own unfulfilled promise, and leaves behind the juvenile nihilism that not only infected and discolored an entire decade of his life but cheated him of his true love.

Much of the film rides on over-the-top absurdism, with Cusack repeatedly confronting rival hitmen and fencing with the government agents stalking him, but the gun battles and cloak-and-dagger antics are far more consistent with the absurdist humor of Better Off Dead than the stylized surrealism of Pulp Fiction. The hijinks provide a buoyant context for the more serious themes, and as with Say Anything, Cusack’s emotional development in this film depends on accepting that young love is just as real as anything else and well worth going back for, figuratively if not literally.

An easy criticism would be that it’s a fantasy to think that going back to retrieve one’s high school sweetheart is a cure for wounds to the soul, a panacea for the disappointments discovered as a young adult leaving high school and seeing how the world really is. That’s a simplistic read on the film, however, as the Minnie Driver love interest is really a stand-in for an idea. (Minnie is 100 percent wrong for the role, but she gives a game performance and has a few great lines.) Adults too often look for happiness in a concept of what they think they should be looking for, as opposed to what actually gave them the most happiness in some long-ago place. Grosse Pointe Blank doesn’t suggest that your childhood sweetheart is actually there, waiting to pluck you from the depressing reality that the world isn’t perfect. But that girl is actually out there, somewhere, in someone else’s body. The love you felt then is still inside you somewhere, too, and facing reality means facing the good as well as the bad.

High Fidelity: As Cusack moved into his thirties, he physically matured and lost Lloyd Dobler’s boyish intensity to some degree, and the result was a perfect meeting of actor and role. I detested the idea of relocating Nick Hornby’s ridiculously awesome novel to an American locale, but the results cannot be argued. High Fidelity was such a perfect realization of romance and comedy that it’s an insult to even categorize it in that way, and a huge part of that success was Cusack’s ability to project the self-destructive malaise of a man clinging to the habits of a boy. A 35-year-old man isn’t exactly down to his last bullet, but he’s often either at or approaching a crossroads over how he will choose to spend his vital adult years — trying to re-capture something he never really had or grappling with the challenges of building a real life with someone who actually cares about him.

Defining Moment: Rob and Laura’s achingly practical sex-and-conversation in the car after the funeral for Laura’s father; it feels so desperate I can hardly bear to watch it, while at the same time it captures the essence of how 30-somethings often learn the truth about real love. Cusack spends most of the film obsessively tracing the path of passionate love, despairing over the way the fire sputters and banks in even the best relationships. And then Laura teaches him the lesson, the reality: The passion will be there as a sometime companion, but what makes it possible to get out of bed every morning is the sustained faith and support of the person who loves you the most and annoys you the least.

There are also some important messages in High Fidelity about either realizing how good you’ve got it or, if that’s not true, going out and finding what made you happy once before. In Grosse Pointe Blank it was feeling a certain way about a certain person; High Fidelity modernizes the old saw that doing something you love is never a “job.” And again, the film delivers on the theme that those old flames of childhood really matter, regardless of what people say, though the twist is that Cusack cannot appreciate what he has until he considers what he left (or what left him). Rob spends much of the film teasing out the painful memories of his “Top Five Breakups of All Time,” going all the way back to elementary school. There’s massive black humor in how selfishly he goes about it, gleefully seizing vindication from the realization that most of his breakups had virtually nothing to do with who he was and everything to do with the random circumstances of how he fell into those relationships. But in the end, fulfilling the arc that began in high school with Say Anything, Cusack defines what closing in on 40 meant for many of us, coming to terms with the choices he made and the ones still available to him.

* * * * *

These three films alone amply justify the high regard in which Cusack is held, not that Cusack’s overall filmography needs much defending. That’s one of the reasons, though hardly the only reason, that the Nicholas Cage comparison fails.

Cusack and Cage both began their careers as bit players in successful teen sex comedies; Cusack in Class and Sixteen Candles and Cage in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Valley Girl. Both quickly graduated to leading roles, and both found early success in offbeat comedies (Better Off Dead, Raising Arizona) and unusual dramas (Eight Men Out, Birdy). Both have had artistic successes (The Grifters, Wild at Heart) and resounding failures (The Road to Wellville, Amos & Andrew), though Cage’s lifetime box office is probably five or six times that of Cusack. They even made a film together, Con Air, a movie that points up the stylistic gulf between them as well as anything could. Cage has been nominated for two Oscars, winning for Leaving Las Vegas, and that may lead to the real reason that Cusack continued to resonate with his core constituency while Cage unraveled into a nerve-grating caricature — because Cage gained the power to direct himself in every movie he was in.

Throughout his career, Cusack has retained his affable, adaptable regular-guy presence — even in his more bizarre turns, such as Being John Malkovich, Cusack provides the cognitive backboard rebounding the conceptual ball to the viewer. In contrast, Cage is showy, a spectacle; even at his most restrained he’s more a collection of tics and quirks than an actor. This worked well when he showed good judgment in selecting projects, such as the 1987 duo of Moonstruck and Raising Arizona, both of which showcased his oddities in stylized films featuring talented ensemble casts, particularly with strong female leads to dampen Cage’s reverb. Likewise, when Cage can be bothered to dial down the schtick, he can shine in straight dramatic roles like Leaving Las Vegas and Lord of War.

Where the primary separation occurs is over the last ten years, during which time Cage has delivered a series of spectacularly misguided lead performances based entirely on the worst and most pronounced aspects of his identity. It’s only during that time that Cage’s reputation has slid into the shitter like an over-ripe burrito after a six-pack of Schaefer. Cusack and Cage both had their share of ups and downs prior to 1998, but the dichotomy of how they are currently viewed is colored primarily by Cage’s recent flame-outs juxtaposed against Cusack’s general refusal to completely crap all over the goodwill he built up earlier.

Here are Cage’s leading roles from the past decade, with the first group containing films I would consider successes, i.e., genuinely decent-or-better movies, and the second group featuring failures, i.e., bad films regardless of commercial success:

Successes:

Bringing Out the Dead
Adaptation
Matchstick Men
Lord of War

Standing alone, that’s not a bad list, with a few good efforts including the unfairly maligned Matchstick Men with Sam Rockwell. But check this out:

Failures:

City of Angels
Snake Eyes
8MM
Gone in Sixty Seconds
The Family Man
A Christmas Carol
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
Windtalkers
National Treasure
The Weather Man
World Trade Center
Wicker Man
Ghost Rider
Next
National Treasure 2
Bangkok Dangerous

Jesus water-skiing Christ, that is a hippo’s ass full of bad movies, and I feel pretty safe in saying that Cusack has never taken a grungy hangover shit on the audience like Cage did in Ghost Rider. That may be the distinguishing feature of Cage’s recent career: the number of irredeemable shitbombs he’s dropped on noncombatant civilians. Let’s look at the same period for Cusack:

Successes:

The Jack Bull
The Thin Red Line
Pushing Tin
Being John Malkovich
High Fidelity
Max
Runaway Jury
The Ice Harvest
Grace Is Gone
1408

Failures:

America’s Sweethearts
Serendipity
Identity
Must Love Dogs
The Contract
Martian Child
War, Inc.

I wouldn’t have predicted that Cusack was nearly as prolific as Cage during the same period, with 17 non-animated lead roles compared to Cage’s 19. Cusack’s collection here is nothing to be overly proud of, as well-reviewed films like Runaway Jury and Pushing Tin succeeded as passable mainstream entertainment, not notable cinema. But as bad as Must Love Dogs, Serendipity, and War, Inc. were — and make no mistake, they stank on ice — they’re not in the same Galaxy Of Fail as Ghost Rider, Wicker Man, and Bangkok Dangerous, three of the worst studio films of the past ten years. Cusack’s lesser efforts more routinely qualify as mediocre, and the middle of his career has turned into a mainstream working-actor series of okay-to-good films. I understand that we’re dealing in heavily subjective analysis here, but aside from becoming a ludicrous self-parody in his “acting,” Cage regularly knocks out films scoring under 40% over at Rotten Tomatoes. More to the point, he routinely — routinely — turns out vomitous retch-bags of epic proportions.

And don’t get me started on that fucking hair.

Maybe Cusack is coasting on his icon status, but frankly I’m okay with that. He’s still making the effort to appear in imaginative or unusual pictures like 1408, which wasn’t The Shining but was still creative and scary. The bottom line, however, is that Cage has never, ever made a film that reached inside my brain like Say Anything or High Fidelity, movies that made me want to stand up and cheer because I felt like Cusack was representing me, saying what I want to say, being who I feel like I am or could be. Cage is a fucking alien; Cusack will always be the sympathetic older brother from Stand By Me.

How well the pairing held up: Pretty damn well; that boy got the fire inside and a soft way to deliver it.

Tastes like: Two parts Ione Sky’s lush fullness; two parts Iben Hjejle’s golden, icy fire. Mix well, and make sure the camera is rolling.

Overall rating: Seven out of seven Doblers.

Ted Boynton is a dedicated sot who plans to leave his barstool to stalk Whit Stillman, now that someone has found Whit Stillman. Ted also manages to hold down a job and a wife, three hours each per day, whether they need it or not. Readers may scold, hector, admonish or taunt Ted by e-mailing him at thecarygrantrules@hotmail.com.


Eloquent Eloquence 01/29/09 | Real Five Hottest 80s Teen Heartthrobs



Comments

Very timely and I totally agree. Great stuff.

I've seen "Grosse Point Blank" and "High Fidelity" a few times the last month or so on those free Enocre channels. John Cusack is the man.

Nic Cage is irritating and annoying. He's had his moments for sure, but overall he fails.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 29, 2009 3:17 PM

I'm going to just go ahead and throw out there that the best Cusack movie ever is One Crazy Summer, with Better Off Dead a close second. The rest of his oeuvre, High Fidelity aside, barely exists to me.

I agree that Lloyd Dobler is a blight on American love.

I'll tell you something else about High Fidelity; watch the outtakes and you'll see how much of an effect a good editor can have. That movie could have been complete crap.

Posted by: Eep at January 29, 2009 3:24 PM

It took me less time to take my SAT's than it did to read this column.


Given that you quit both halfway through, where does that leave us? tb

Posted by: Pookie at January 29, 2009 3:24 PM

Admittedly I have not seen most of Cusak's films or at least I cannot remember them, however, your Cusakathon sounds like a hell of a weekend.

Oh and this: Cage's reputation has slid into the shitter like an over-ripe burrito after a six-pack of Schaefer.. is pure magic.

Bravo.

Posted by: admin at January 29, 2009 3:26 PM

/applause

You never disappoint, Boynton.

Posted by: Sean at January 29, 2009 3:26 PM

I can't explain it, never will be able to, but Gone in 60 Seconds is one of those movie that I can't turn off when it comes on. Like, absolutely, 100% have to watch it until the end, even though the end is the worst part. May have to do with my completely inexplicable love for Ms.Jolie, but I also kind of think it's just a fun movie.

But when Cage is good, he is REMARKABLY good. I'd argue that he's got more raw talent than Cusack, he's just batshit insane.


Cusack could not have pulled off Raising Arizona, among others; Cage is fantastically talented, he's just completely out of control. tb

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 29, 2009 3:28 PM

Fantastic piece, Ted. High Fidelity is one of my all time favorite movies.

I should say that I actually liked Identity.. Although the twist was predictable, it was still a much better horror movie than most of the ones coming out these days.

Posted by: Edie at January 29, 2009 3:29 PM

You know what I love? TACOS!

(that's gonna have to meet my quota for today. Swamped)

Posted by: Skitz at January 29, 2009 3:31 PM

In the infamous words of stipe42, Pookie: "Dude. Don't be a douche." And as for Cusack: Thank fucking God -- Say Anything elevated the datable status of all of us with mild, nervous stammers. He sold a confident lack of confidence to America, which got me more dates than you'd imagine.

Posted by: Great Mango at January 29, 2009 3:32 PM

Cage is a fucking alien; Cusack will always be the sympathetic older brother from Stand By Me.

One person starts to clap slowly. Then another. Then another. The slow claps rise up in volume, and tempo.

One person stands to his feet. Soon another does. Cheers start. What was assumed to be common knowledge has been revealed as the guiding truth of a generation.

A-Fucking-Men.

Posted by: Withnail at January 29, 2009 3:32 PM

I have been in love with John Cusack forever. And, yes, I am one of those who fell in love with him first as Lane "your main wiener man" Meyer.

I made the colossal mistake of renting "High Fidelity" to watch with my now ex-boyfriend. Both of us were Cusack fans but we had not read the book. My ex was Rob, only with movies. Absolutely, completely psychotically collected and catalogued every movie, ever. Changed dates and vacations because a new movie was coming on TCM or HBO or whatev and he had to record it. He had over 5,000 movies, and they were all cross-referenced and cataloged on his laptop. I think HF was the beginning of the end for us.....thank Godtopus....and thank you, John Cusack, for saving me from a life of THAT!

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 29, 2009 3:33 PM

Grosse Pointe Blank and High Fidelity are absolutely two of my favorite movies ever. EVER. Both have been on Encore for months now, and though I own the dvds I always have to wait for my favorite scenes.

Spot on analysis of the moment when Martin holds the baby...Freddie Mercury's voice alone is enough to give me chills, but the way the camera cuts closer and closer to the baby and to Martin's faces always makes me hold my breath. Here's this man, this damaged and unsure man my age, faced with a tiny person whose entire life is still so new and unscathed. I love that scene.

Posted by: Julie at January 29, 2009 3:41 PM

Very nice write-up with some excellent points. At first I was confused as to why Better Off Dead was left out, but now I totally get it.

Posted by: phaedawg at January 29, 2009 3:44 PM

"Is this is a Thing White People Like?"

Yes. Cusack was never better than "Better Off Dead." Never cared to see all of "Say Anything," "Gross Pointe Blank" was only okay and "High Fidelity" is just a love letter to every elitist hipster asshole record store clerk who huffs and rolls his eyes when you ask for anything more mainstream than one-off pressings of obscure oompah bands doing Tupac covers.

As far as teenagers, they're insufferable, they're full of shit and most of them need a good beating on a regular basis. Every time a teenager recognizes that the sun doesn't shine out his asshole, an angel gets its wings. Now get the hell off my lawn.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 29, 2009 3:46 PM

I'm sorry your holiness, I'm just saying that the column was long. Please excuse me for having an opinion. I don't like your attitude Boyton, Mr. Rowles will be receiving an email from me.

Posted by: Pookie at January 29, 2009 3:47 PM

The exclusion of Tapeheads is nothing short of criminal negligence.

That aside, I simply cannot argue with this. Grosse Pointe Blank has always been a fave, I will always adore Say Anything, and it probably comes as no surprise that I love High Fidelity, possibly more than it deserves.

Nic Cage, on the other hand, actually stops me from seeing movies, even good movies, just because of his presence. He's become such a living lampoon that I can't stand to look at him.

Plus, Ghost Rider, y'all. I mean... damn.

Posted by: TK at January 29, 2009 3:48 PM

Oh, Ted Boynton. I think I love you today.

Posted by: docsmartypants at January 29, 2009 3:52 PM

Genny- There's nothing wrong with liking Gone in 60 Seconds. It's a big dumb action movie and it's fun. As a big car buff I usually hate movies about cars because they're so painful. That one wasn't bad. There were only a few lines I cringed at. As Shakespeare it sucks, but as an action flick it's all good.

Posted by: Eep at January 29, 2009 3:54 PM

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

"If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
"By choice, man. "

"What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it. "

How can anyone NOT love this movie???


Fun fact: Lili Taylor's love interest in the film, the infamous Joe ("Joe lies ... Joe lies ... then he CRIES"), was played by Loren Dean, who went on to star in Mumford, a recent Pajiba Underappreciated Gem and one of my favorite films. Why hasn't Loren Dean been in more stuff other than tired TV police procedurals? These are the things that keep me awake at night. tb

Posted by: Be Adequite! at January 29, 2009 3:55 PM

I should say that I actually liked Identity..

I'm gonna forgive you and pretend you didn't just say that. It's okay. It's all okay.

But I guess I can't really talk because Genny, I'm with you. I had an addiction to Gone in 60 Seconds a few years back. I think it was mainly due to the infectious Moby song "Bring Sally Up"...I'm listening to it now; thanks YouTube!

Posted by: jamiepants at January 29, 2009 3:56 PM

I think this may be more than a little unfair to Nic Cage. The fact of the matter is, Cage can really annoy people, while Cusack is a steadfast, humble everyman. Also, because Cage is a bigger star and box office draw, people tend to resent him more. He's more "in your face". Cusack flies under the radar, relatively.

I'm a fan of both of them. What needs to be recognized is they each have incredibly different acting styles and public persona's. They've both made terrible movies, and they've both made wonderful movies.

I love the conversation, but your pre-established love/loath of Cusack/Cage, respectively, is fairly obvious, and I feel as though that should be mentioned.

PS - 1408, Pushing Tin & Runaway Jury fall under your successes list, and Matchstick Men falls into some sort of purgatory. C'mon!


This is more about why in recent years the distinction arose in the perception of them. Cage is immensely talented and was working on an all-time Hall of Fame career right up until he became so successful that no director could corral him -- now he is unrecognizable as anything other than pure-dee ham-a-lam-a-ding-dong. If there's a Cage film on the list unfairly categorized, point it out, but his films in recent years are generally a cesspool, and that's regrettable, not something I celebrate. And I ranked Matchstick Men as a success, same as Pushing Tin, etc. tb

Posted by: roark at January 29, 2009 3:59 PM

Also, I've never gotten the Cusack "thing". He's not that good looking, I've seen High Fidelity and Gross Pointe Blank and they were ok, but they weren't life changing. Frankly, when I heard the Hollywood gossip that he was kind of a dick, it made total sense to me. He's that guy that you date him and he constantly makes snide remarks at your expense because he's just that cool.

I'm sure it's because I'm all of 22. I'm simply too young to understand his subtle charms.


You mean he might say things like, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" tb

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 29, 2009 4:00 PM

"Is this is a Thing White People Like?"

"Grosse Pointe Blank" is A Thing Everybody But Jay Really Loves it seems. I saw it once and have never been compelled to again. It was alright.

I think you're misrepresenting Klosterman. He didn't say Lloyd Dobler created unrealistic ideals of relationships, he said that John Cusack, through Lloyd Dobler, created an unrealistic ideal of a boyfriend. Women are in love with Lloyd Dobler, not John Cusack. Even John Cusack isn't Lloyd Dobler. No one quite is. But we still have to hear him gushed about and know we'll never match up and thus feel like failures. That's the gripe. A friend of mine accused me of stealing Klosterman's bit when I'd said much the same thing a few months earlier. I told her I hadn't even read the book at that point, it's just something that's out there that we know about. Klosterman happened to write it down, but he wasn't the first to feel aggrieved.

In regards to "High Fidelity", it didn't influence me, per se, but when I read the book when it came out five years earlier I said "YUP!" It's true. You might not like that kind of guy thinking, but that's an accurate kind of guy thinking. I too was aghast at the proposed Chicago setting, but I think it worked in that Nick Hornby knew London so he mapped the story onto London. John Cusack and his partners knew Chicago so they mapped it onto Chicago. Seemed obvious in retrospect. If I could read a book about a Londoner and know exactly what he was talking about then it could be told in Chicago because all us humans do the same stupid shit.

Also, let me just give some love to Bryce.

Before Lane Meyer, before Walter Gibson, before Hoops....there was Bryce.

Posted by: Jay at January 29, 2009 4:23 PM

Ha, fair enough. I actually like 8MM, in a gritty, extremely uncomfortable, places-I-don't-like-to-talk-about-at-parties kind of way.
Must have missed that Matchstick Men, oops

Posted by: roark at January 29, 2009 4:30 PM

I'd like to take a shit on Cage's forehead, and not in the sexy way either.

Posted by: Janey at January 29, 2009 4:32 PM

Beautiful. Basically made me cry.


I'm going to assume you're referring to the column and not to janey's sentiment of desiring to shit on Nic Cage's forehead. Although, either way: Thank you. tb

Posted by: Marcela at January 29, 2009 4:33 PM

I love you, tb, you abominable drunk. I demand B-2's be mixed into the schedule of Bushmills and Stella at Pajibicon...maybe not on the same night, but definitely sometime.

You magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Smokin at January 29, 2009 4:36 PM

I have to fall in line with roark on this one, though I concede your overall points. Cage has lost it, but there is no doubt that he can get it back any time he decides he wants to. His range is far greater than Cusack. Everyone here falls over themselves sucking RD Jr.'s dick but I contend that he and Cage are not that different in terms of talent. While RD Jr. squandered his (for a time) on drugs, Cage seems to have given into greed, ego and batshit craziness.

Posted by: ed newman at January 29, 2009 4:45 PM

Let's focus on the real issue here: Lincoln Park? Christ. Get a resident card and pay the extra $20 to play Harding. Or go to Pacifica and play Sharpe Park.

Lincoln Park:Golf::Linkin Park:Music

Posted by: Farthammer at January 29, 2009 4:46 PM

Boozehound, this is the reason why I love Pajiba. Wonderful work!

Posted by: Kayanne at January 29, 2009 4:51 PM

No mention of Better Off Dead?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude that's THE defining Cusack flick.


/FAIL

/I want my two dollars..

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 29, 2009 4:53 PM

Tapeheads was a complete piece of shit. Baffles me why anyone likes it.

Posted by: lerbage at January 29, 2009 4:54 PM

Well, make that just a fleeting mention.

Still you gave it no love.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 29, 2009 4:58 PM

Best thing I have ever read on Pajiba thus far

Posted by: grace b at January 29, 2009 5:16 PM

Great piece. That trinity of Cusack movies is indeed special. I do think Raising Arizona beats anything Cusack has been in, but that's more Coen-brother genius than anything else.

Just a few more random notes:

Wow, Cage has made a lot of bad movies in a relatively short span of time. It's impressive, in the purely neutral use of the word; in the way that sweeping war crimes are impressive.

I didn't like Hjejle in High Fidelity. I thought she was badly miscast -- my only quibble with that movie, which I love.

I recently saw The Grifters and thought it was pretty terrible. (Not Cusack's fault, though.) Con Air was, I'm pretty sure, the worst movie I ever paid to see in a theater.

Posted by: JMW at January 29, 2009 5:20 PM

World Trade Centre was a failure? Really? I thought it was a definitely one of Cage's best. But then again, I'm not American so maybe my judgement is skewed a little more given the subject matter.

Posted by: sheepeyes at January 29, 2009 5:25 PM

Only one slight, passing reference to The Sure Thing? Loved that movie. Still do. Kicks the ass of Better Off Dead, in my book.

Posted by: alone in the dark at January 29, 2009 5:29 PM

High Fidelity makes me wanna yell, "Quit whining!" Seriously, if you can afford to buy all those records and still live in an apartment that cool, do you really have anything to complain about?

Sorry.

Posted by: Ciji at January 29, 2009 5:32 PM

"I demand B-2's be mixed into the schedule of Bushmills and Stella at Pajibicon..."

*sigh* I am easily confused at times.
I read that and thought, but wait, I'm married.

/FAIL

Posted by: Stella at January 29, 2009 5:33 PM

re White People:

My brother is black and was born in 1978. John Cusack is his favorite actor and one of his idols.

Posted by: Sara at January 29, 2009 5:39 PM

I was coming out of retirement to congratulate you on this comment anyway Boynton, but then I read this:

"High Fidelity is just a love letter to every elitist hipster asshole record store clerk who huffs and rolls his eyes when you ask for anything more mainstream than one-off pressings of obscure oompah bands doing Tupac covers."

See, it's because of opinions like this that the Islamic world hates us.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 29, 2009 5:41 PM

I wouldn't call High Fidelity a love letter to that gang. It may have been sympathetic, but it was self-aware too, see the scene with Alex Desert.

Posted by: Eep at January 29, 2009 5:46 PM

I think John Cusack is way more talented then Cage hands down. He's just the better actor and he takes more risks in movies than Cage does. Cage makes movies shitty, and it's a shame, because he was good in Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas and Lord of War (that was actually shocking to me when I caught that on cable last year because Cage is considered cinematic kryptonite to many). My two faves with Cusack are High Fidelity and Being John Malkovich though. Gross Point Blank is in second place for me because Minnie Driver was miscast, but that's where I was born, Grosse Pointe, MI that is!

Oh! The Sure Thing was totally cute and you didn't even mention that one! Cusack was young and maybe between teen flicks at the time.

Posted by: ph at January 29, 2009 5:47 PM

Haha, sorry Stella! I was referencing a convo that took place when they announced Pajibicon...not that I don't adore you!

Posted by: Smokin at January 29, 2009 6:12 PM

I looove Nic Cage movies. He keeps getting older, but the actresses he hooks up with in them stay the saaaame age. Yes they do.

Posted by: HB at January 29, 2009 6:30 PM

Christ, it's usually women I have to defend Nick Hornby to.

Have you seen the film? Have you read the book? That's not what the story's about. Just so you know.

Posted by: Jay at January 29, 2009 6:57 PM

I love you, Ted! Excellent review.

Posted by: MissNev at January 29, 2009 7:18 PM

Interesting.

I think Cusack has staying power with his generation (which is basically, my generation) because he falls into the attainably hot category. Cute, smart, funny, but still someone you might find in the next cubicle over at work or stand next to in line at the drug store. Second-tier cool, never first, and for that, more approachable.

I've been a fan of both of them since Valley Girl and The Sure Thing, a movie that revived shot-gunning in my neck of the woods. I think Cage goes big whatever he does, and that can work to his advantage or against him. Does Cusack go big? I don't think so. He keeps it on the competent shelf. What's his riskiest movie been, Being John Malkovich? And even in that, he wasn't the freakiest element of the movie.

Posted by: Wednesday at January 29, 2009 7:25 PM

I want to balance the 22-year-old's remarks above --

I'm 23, and Cusack and his movies defined my life more than most anything contemporary to my generation.

Even High Fidelity resonates with many twentysomethings because at ANY stage in life you can feel that finicky ennui -- the kind that makes you think you can never be happy, ever.

Posted by: Caroline at January 29, 2009 7:38 PM

Can I just point out an observation I made: Cage's four 'good' movies (and I agree, I enjoyed them all) are:

Bringing Out the Dead
Adaptation
Matchstick Men
Lord of War

Now, these four movies all had excellent directors: Martin Scorcese, Spike Jones, Ridley Scott and Andrew Niccol (who isn't on par with the others, but Gattaca should be commended), respectively. Further, most movies had competent writers: Paul Schraeder, Charlie Kaufman and, again, Andrew Niccol. Essentially, these movies already had the ingredients to be good movies.

On the other hand, when regarding Cusack's greatest hits, I noticed three of the movies, Pushing Tin, The Runaway Jury and 1408 (and the argument could be made for a few others) had the potential to be absolutely brutal films. While Cusack had help with Billy Bob Thornton in Pushing Tin, he had no help (by virtue of design) in 1408 at all. Pushing Tin? A romantic comedy about air traffic controllers? 1408? A movie about a hotel room which the writers could not find a better word to define it than 'evil'? And as for the Runaway Jury, this had more parts moving in the direction of failure than any other: shitty source material in the form of one of John Grisham's worst novels (and that is saying something) coupled with a brutal director who is usually restricted to television.

Yet these films were still made watchable, even enjoyable by Cusack's performances. In essence, Cusack saved these movies from themselves, whereas only in competent hands can save Cage from himself.

I hope the debate is hereby settled.

Posted by: Darcy at January 29, 2009 7:57 PM

I love you fabulous boozehound.

Posted by: clarity at January 29, 2009 8:29 PM

I feel bad for guys born between 1964 and 1978 too. Mainly because they like such a boring movie by a director who makes me want to swallow an abortion. Anodyne, that's what Cameron Crowe is. ALMOST FAMOUS, but never for a second bearable.

1408? Well it's not entirely fair, I am a diagnosed chronic insomniac, so...

Nic Cage is a bottle of sexual inadequacies in the shape of a man.

John Cusack either needs to invest in a good umbrella, or man up and face the rain.

High Fidelity is a really good book.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at January 29, 2009 8:38 PM

Hello, Jeannie. Who's bothering you today?

Posted by: Jay at January 29, 2009 9:03 PM

*swoon* Cusack....And I swoon without having even seen Say Anything yet. What kind of 30-year-old woman am I? I do plan to remedy that soon, honest! Perhaps along with a B-2 or 2. Sounds lovely.

One small quibble: I would have put Martian Child in the "good" Cusack pile myself. Mind you, I went in with low expectations, but I thought it was a sweet little movie.

Posted by: meaux at January 29, 2009 9:22 PM

This is long, but very well-written. Holiday movie binges always put me in an analytical mood, too. (Don't get me started on the coming-of-age psychology of Little House on the Prarie)

I'm only 23 and woefully out of the Cusack loop - the man really means nothing to me. This column makes me want to change that.

P.S. If an awesome boozehound like you is lactose intolerant, than I don't feel so bad about popping a couple Lactaid before Bailey's.

My friend Jess ordered something like the B-2 at an Irish pub, and it was delish. I think they called it a Shillelagh.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at January 29, 2009 10:21 PM

"(Side note/question: Is this is a Thing White People Like? Were black or Latino or Asian teenagers influenced by Lloyd Dobler?)"

This statement confirmed an idea that has been running through my head for head for, oh, about a year now.

"Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People" should officially change its name to:

"Stuff White People Like Goes to the movies"

Posted by: Some Guy at January 29, 2009 10:34 PM

Feel better?

Posted by: Jay at January 29, 2009 10:39 PM

Ted, I ... I think I love you. This is beautiful. I *might* have wept a tiny little bit there. Maybe.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 29, 2009 10:53 PM

Heh, heh. Some Guy, you're onto something. I still get plenty of kicks, though. Even if I've never seen anything Joss Wheadon's ever done.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at January 30, 2009 12:01 AM

Hey Beaver, I'm with ya. I don't know what a Lloyd Dobler is (should I be ashamed?) But for reasons that are indecipherable, High Fidelity is intimate.

Boynton, you nailed it.

Posted by: bibliophile at January 30, 2009 12:58 AM

Ted, as always, I thoroughly enjoyed your analysis. Great work, Ted.

Now, where can I find a Lloyd Dobler?

Posted by: tallulahc at January 30, 2009 2:38 AM

Now, where can I find a Lloyd Dobler?

Hear you nothing that I say?

Posted by: Jay at January 30, 2009 6:35 AM

Ahhh, a wonderful read...

But A Thin Red Line being one of Cusacks winning roles? Dreamy and vibrant visuals paired with the constant annoying soundtrack of children singing "village music" does not make this movie great. It would have been more entertaining to throw M-16's at actual turds and watch them roll around and fight onscreen for 3 hours.

Oh, and as a Mexican 34 year-old male, I agreed with you on almost every point you made. Lloyd's character struck a chord in my tamale eating soul.

Posted by: Sancho at January 30, 2009 8:25 AM

Ted, this may be your best articles yet.

Posted by: mutantreptile at January 30, 2009 8:33 AM

I never realized Matchstick Men and Wicker Man were different movies. The titles were too similar and they both star Nic Cage. Also, I've never seen either. Thinking they were the same movie I could never decide to see it because I heard such varying opinions of Cage's performance. Learning that they are two separate films really clears that confusion up. Thanks Pajiba!

Posted by: Maples at January 30, 2009 9:00 AM

It would have been more entertaining to throw M-16's at actual turds and watch them roll around and fight onscreen for 3 hours.

Yeah, it was pretty dull, wasn't it? It seemed to think it was compelling.

Posted by: Jay at January 30, 2009 9:49 AM

I think Klostermann's romantic failures are less the result of John Cusack and more attributed to his ability to look like a lesbian on the back of his book and his tendency to bitch in the most boring way for a couple hundred pages. the Cusack essay was good, but every other story seemed like the same thing.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at January 30, 2009 10:15 AM

I think Klostermann's romantic failures are less the result of John Cusack and more attributed to his ability to look like a lesbian on the back of his book and his tendency to bitch in the most boring way for a couple hundred pages. the Cusack essay was good, but every other story seemed like the same thing.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at January 30, 2009 10:15 AM

I think Klostermann's romantic failures are less the result of John Cusack and more attributed to his ability to look like a lesbian on the back of his book and his tendency to bitch in the most boring way for a couple hundred pages. The Cusack essay was good, but every other story seemed like the same thing.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at January 30, 2009 10:16 AM

I think Klostermann's romantic failures are less the result of John Cusack and more attributed to his ability to look like a lesbian on the back of his book and his tendency to bitch in the most boring way for a couple hundred pages. The Cusack essay was good, but every other story seemed like the same thing.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at January 30, 2009 10:16 AM

I made this drink up years ago, except I called it "Fighting Irish Cream" for obvious reasons. I ended up stage diving at my friend's bands show at the Crest Theater into the about 25 people that were there to see them. Almost didn't make it. The drink is a perfect mix because the predominant alcohol in Irish Cream is Irish Whiskey. So sweet, with just enough of a kick. That being said it will fuck you in the face.

Posted by: Isiaha Tripod at January 30, 2009 10:26 AM

I hardly ever comment on blogs, but I really just needed to put out there how much I absolutely loved this fucking post. John Cusack as an icon for me both as a person and an actor. I love his work, his unassuming sexiness, and his politics.
Whats-his-face Nic Cage does not even register for me, he comes off as a douche.

Posted by: Jaimi at January 30, 2009 11:37 AM

I like alot of Cusack movies that you don't like, but I believe that each person has different taste in movies. I think that most of Cusack's movies are guy movies. John is the man behind the mask, and the mask is a gas mask. The movies are all about showcasing his ability which is major, but sitting through the physical or psychological violence can make me need a barf bag. His sympathy for the audience is nil. His problem is that he can't pick a good script. Think "Ice Harvest" as a first date movie. I hope you see why that might have been a problem.
It all depends upon what you want from a movie, and one's gender. If I barf in the aisle, I consider that a no go, but I'm a sissy girl.
I agree Cage is much worse than John.
You wrote a great article. Well done. Cusack does define his generation.

Posted by: Pepper at January 30, 2009 12:14 PM

"It's only during that time that Cage's reputation has slid into the shitter like an over-ripe burrito after a six-pack of Schaefer."

That made me snort.

On the point of Lloyd Dobbler ruining it for everyone, I think it's subjective to whoever's life is in question... Personally, I'm still looking for Lloyd. I don't think it's too much to ask.

As to the Cage vs. Cusack thing, I totally agree and can't believe it's even a question in anyones mind. Cage is almost unwatchable in most things, and so I avoid most of his movies. I will, however, always watch something Cusack is involved in at least once, even Igor. (Point of note, Igor sucked rather a lot, and on a strange side note, Cusack sounded like Albert Brooks most of the time. Even my 12 year old picked up on it... "Is that Marlin?". Weird.)

Posted by: curegirl0421 at January 30, 2009 1:15 PM

Great, now I have to find my old copy of that Bouncing Souls album..again.

Thanks a lot, TB.

Posted by: Estelle at January 30, 2009 1:27 PM

MY DRUMS!
AND YOU!

Posted by: Jay at January 30, 2009 5:47 PM

Everytime I watch Say Anything I'm awash in a wave of depression because Lloyd reminds me too much of my First Great Love in college, on whom I shit at every opportunity and which I epically sabotaged.

Posted by: BizzyBees at January 30, 2009 11:02 PM

The film reviews are good, but I'm not sure it's the best compliment to Cusack that you defend his acting career by arguing that it's better than Nicolas Cage's. Just sayin'.

Still, thanks for reminding me that NC did actually make some decent movies.

Posted by: Elfrieda at January 31, 2009 3:56 AM

I have never 'gotten' any of these movies and your write up made me understand why: high school was just a period of time for me. The relationships and feelings I had then didn't define the rest of my life. Is this a minority view?

Posted by: dubs at January 31, 2009 10:09 AM

John Cusack is probably my favorite actor; discovered him in Say Anything and Grosse Pointe Blank is bar none my favorite but did anyone here see him in 8 Men Out? I thought he and all of the actors did an amazing job with that story. I also loved him in Grifters.

I wish he stayed out of those crappy formulaic rom-coms like Serendipity or Must Love Dogs or that awful one with Julia Horseface and Katherine Zeta Jones.

The only Cage movie worth watching is Raising Arizona.

Posted by: Cleveland at January 31, 2009 4:08 PM

godDAMMIT, I'm too late in the game- she'll never see it.

But, Darcy? I love you. Thank you for verbalizing what my subconscious has always known about the Cusak vs. Cage debate.

Neither of them are genius actors, but Cage goes farther with good direction and writing to be sure. Cusak is accessible and does "sincere" really, really well.

I have to give Cage a pass, tho, for Raising Arizona, because I'm convinced that no other actor could have done that role. Really. Think about it.

Posted by: AbeVigodaLives at January 31, 2009 4:57 PM

I've had a man crush on Cusack since he was in The Sure Thing.

Posted by: t2ed at January 31, 2009 6:36 PM

I love and respect John Cusack so much! I really wish you would have spent more time on Grace Is Gone, such a brilliant piece of drama, but that plus booze might have equaled early death.

The main difference I see between Cage and Cusack: Cusack is always good, even in bad movies. Cage is occasionally good, but only in good movies.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 1, 2009 3:43 AM

IN truth, Grosse Pointe Blank is one of those rare movies that actually is BETTER upon a re-viewing, ten years later. At the time there were too many extraneous factors whizzing through my head to really hear what the movie was saying. I saw it again for the first time three weeks ago, and man. It is the truth.


That being said, Cusack has always been a wonderfully watchable actor. I love Nicolas Cage too, I do; but he really has put out some awful films, although I'd argue that The Family Man is not really that bad.

Posted by: karstark at February 2, 2009 10:16 PM

John Cusack. I feel like every character he's played has been wrapped in an smothering blanket of self-pity. I can't believe that the smart people answer to the McDreamy romantic ideal is always a self absorbed whiny man-child who defines himself with very specific music tastes and a heightened lust for nostalgic paraphernalia. Fail.

Posted by: jasper at February 3, 2009 1:00 PM