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Why We Suck by Denis Leary

By Jeremy Feist | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (19)



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Despite what most people think, there’s a marked difference between funny and controversial. Here’s the thing: Anyone can be controversial. Anyone. Octomom was controversial, George Bush was controversial, Tila Tequila was controversial. Fact of the matter is, you don’t need even an iota of intelligence to get people to talk about you; Hell, the fewer brain cells you have, the easier it probably is.

Being funny, on the other hand, requires an amount of brain function that, quite frankly, the controversial are simply incapable of. Take Rush Limbaugh for instance: He may wobble about in his chair mocking Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s, he may wiggle his jowls to crack jokes about ethnicity and gender and sexual orientation, and he may take periodic breaks between self-medicating and having myocardial infarctions to go on the record saying he hopes our president fails, but he will never be funny. Why? Because he’s simply not smart enough to be funny.

Such is the underlying issue with Denis Leary’s Why We Suck: It’s hysterically funny, and I highly recommend it, but for all its grand-standing, its machismo and its desperate attempts to puff out its chest in a display of masculinity, it’s just not as controversial as it thinks it is.

Not that he doesn’t try. He gives his chapters titles like “Matt Dillon Is a Giant Fag” or “Autism Shmaustism,” but never lives up to his own lofty expectations. What he’s saying is either already true, and widely known by all but those with no sense of reality, or it’s just too generalized to his own life for it to apply on a larger scale. Let’s face it: despite what you might believe, women are generally just as awful as men, and men are generally just as awful as women.

Actually, this would probably be almost irritating if it wasn’t for the fact that this book is just flat-out fucking funny. It is balls to the wall, all or nothing, fuck you and all you stand for funny. In a way, it’s sort of the literary equivalent of watching Supersize Me; yes, we all know that eating McDonald’s is bad for you and that it will make you fat, but we watch it anyway because it’s entertaining as hell. That’s what it is: It’s a collection of well-known or stretched-out truths, but retold in a way that at least makes them fun to relive again.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of Jeremy’s reviews, check out his NSFW blog, Notes on a Bar Napkin.









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Comments

So how much of this did he steal from Bill Hicks?

Posted by: Robb at March 30, 2010 8:40 AM

Great review, Feisty! I do loves me some funny books; thanks for the rec!

Posted by: Jelinas at March 30, 2010 9:00 AM

Mr. Stardust and I listened to this on audiobook. We felt pretty much the same way - funny but not controversial. Leary has made a career out of saying outrageous shit and people are used to it. But, it doesn't make him any less funny.

My favorite part? His bit on how Oprah knows everything. It's true and it's FRIGHTENING.

Posted by: stardust at March 30, 2010 9:02 AM

I know, right? There is literally not a single goddamn subject she hasn't covered! GAH!

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at March 30, 2010 9:31 AM

I also listened to this audiobook and found it entertaining. However, back when it was published in 2008, it was already dated and has become even more so over time. Lots of funny rants, but everything has been said before. Dennis merely polishes the material and injects lots of expletives.

Spot on review Jeremy!

Posted by: Scully at March 30, 2010 9:37 AM

I get reminded every once in a while about Denis' comedic talents. I would love to have gotten Bill Hicks, Lewis Black and him in a room with a jug of Jack and a carton of smokes back in the day and just pressed record. If you can be psychotically indignant about things and still be funny, you better get your ass on stage pronto and share that talent with the world, you selfish fuck.

Posted by: Kballs at March 30, 2010 9:40 AM

I've been listening to his stand up since No Cure for Cancer came out waaaaaay back when.

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet!

I've always felt like we're kindred spirits.

Posted by: Xtreme at March 30, 2010 10:00 AM

I read "No Cure For Cancer" before I ever heard it on CD or saw the special, and that book was great. I have a copy of the Unplugged on VHS, and it still holds up. His Comedy Central Christmas Special was very unfunny, but I have hopes for this.

Co-starring with Oscar winner Sandra Bullock in "Two If By Sea!"

Posted by: lawnjart at March 30, 2010 10:03 AM

ptsh everyone knows that the "Life sucks, get a fucking helmet!" really actually comes from Eric Matthews' "Life's tough, wear a helmet" while knocking on corey matthews' head.

I really don't have anything to say about Dennis Leary... i just love Eric Matthews.

Posted by: dene at March 30, 2010 10:31 AM

I'll always love "I'm an asshole". It's almost a theme song of mine.

Posted by: Melody at March 30, 2010 12:24 PM

or it’s just too generalized to his own life for it to apply on a larger scale.

"Specific to" his own life, perhaps?

And you was your day Mr. Ambrose? Oh, pretty sucky. So sucky, in fact, that the highlight of my day is playing grammar-cop on a Pajiba review. I'm reaching for my helmet.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at March 30, 2010 2:36 PM

I love Dennis Leary. LOVE Rescue Me. Liked his work long before he had widespread success. I listened to a Fresh Air interview with him a while back, it was really good.
Ok. That's all I got. I am glad his book is entertaining.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at March 30, 2010 2:52 PM

Not controversial? Sorry to despoil your review with my ranting Jeremy- I'm sure there are many great passages in the book- but I could never get past this:
"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you -- yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

I have two autistic boys and can only say,

Dennis: Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Maybe it's an American thing, but I am yet to meet one parent in Australia to whom your gross generalisation applies. I am yet to meet a specialist that enjoys providing a diagnosis, nor a parent who enjoys receiving one. There is a "huge boom"* in autism right now because research has extended the diagnostic criteria to recognise a generation of kids who were previously raised with no help at all. Jenny McCarthy & her band of anti-vax, alt-med, anti-science morons certainly suck, but not for the reasons you suppose.

*prevalence is roughly 1 in 165. Out of a school of 1000, thats 6-7 kids. Far more than previous, but epidemic?

The best comedy comes from attacking the strong rather than making life harder for the weak by providing rhetoric for bullying assholes. I would have thought all those years you spent watching Bill Hicks would have taught you that. I don't give a fuck how many qualifiers you couch it in: this Dennis, is why you suck.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at March 30, 2010 6:43 PM

I saw him on the Daily Show trying to explain the autism comments. It's not that he doesn't believe in Autism, its that he is frustrated with Jenny McCarthy and others that take focus from the real issues of raising children with this condition to grandstand about their own half-baked theories about causes and cures. I haven't gotten around to reading the book though, so I don't know if that is him backpedaling or not. But I do have a lot of nostalgic love for him so I hope he is not that type of asshole.

Posted by: Jennifer at March 30, 2010 8:51 PM

I was neither a fan nor a hater (up to this point at least) and Asshole is still a great song. But this is a sore point with me (really?!??!).

It struck me more as hunting for controversy rather than tackling the aspects of the problem that actually deserve to be skewered. The problem with McCarthy and those of her ilk is not that they bleat about autism per se, but that they bleat about the "cures" that aren't cures and attack proven science in the name of quackery. If sucky stupidity is your target, theres a whole WORLD of material right there. The parents and kids are not the target, if anything they are the ones being taken for a ride.

I have seen and read Leary's qualifiers on the subject but if that stuff is your actual point, make it the joke instead of the disclaimer.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at March 30, 2010 9:28 PM

Again, sorry Jeremy. I guess this struck the one subject on which I become "that guy" :-)

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