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100 Books in One Year. #3: Velvet Elvis: Repainting the Christian Faith by Rob Bell
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Book Reviews | September 15, 2008 | Comments (20)


rob_bell.jpgI think it was tamatha who asked about whether or not I have devised a list of my 100 books, and to answer, I don’t have one. I’m going to go where the wind takes me with regards to what I read from one book to the next. I ain’t got no map with which to navigate these waters. My pool to draw from includes a lot of gifts and as well those I’ve been so graciously loaned. My second book kind of fell into my lap under interesting circumstances.

Normally, I don’t read religious books because I find a lot of them overly sentimental and treacly or overly preachy and way off from my beliefs. Another resident of LeukemiaTown recently told me about these spiritual short films out on the ‘net, called NOOMA. This guy swears by them and encouraged me to watch them. I cannot attest to the quality or power of these films because I am ashamed to admit I haven’t seen a single one. Yeah, slackah.

The next day, after our conversation, I was in the bookstore looking for a gift to bring him. I thought, being that he is a churchin’ dude, I’d see about finding him something with a more spiritual, devotional slant. As I glanced through the titles, this book caught my eye. Go check out the “Christian” shelves of your local book purveyor’s religious section to see why a book spine with the words VELVET ELVIS in light mint against black is a standout. Intrigued, I pulled it out and flipped it over and sure enough, there’s the author, Rob Bell, who also happens to be one of the individuals behind NOOMA. It was too weird not to pass up.

Rob Bell is the founding pastor of Mars Hill Church, a megachurch in Michigan that meets in a converted shopping mall. Rob also plays in a punk band. And he wears black nerd glasses. Awesome, I thought, a hipster Joel Osteen. Gak. Immediately, I was prepared to be annoyed by Bell just as I am annoyed by all those McChurches and their veneered, shuck-and-jive preachers.

Yeah, so totally wrong.

Rob Bell is not an irritating faux-hipster preacher shilling God at the skate park, but a thoughtful, intelligent guy who also happens to give sermons in what used to be a JCPenney. He sees himself as merely taking part in the examination of what it means to be a Christian that has been woven through the faith for centuries. In his opening chapter, he compares the followers of Jesus to artists. Just as art is always moving forward and artists are constantly exploring and challenging the definition of art, so Christians must also do with their faith. Just imagine, Bell posits, if the guy who painted a Velvet Elvis had stood up before the world and declared his painting the ultimate work of art and there would be no further need for any more paintings to be made. Silly rabbit, you say. So why is it acceptable, Bell then asks, that Christians should get stuck on one version of the faith and insist it’s the only version worthy?

The rest of the book is Bell’s musings on Christian identity and his rolling these concepts around like marbles in his mouth. It reads very much like a transcription of a lecture or a lesson, except with an easier tone, as if this was a conversation taking place in your backyard over a couple of beers. There’s no denying that Bell is passionate about his faith, but he can also discourse about it with sound reasoning and intelligent arguments. He is a big fan of endnotes, and just skimming through them, you’ll see he’s also pretty well read dude. His sources range from the historical to theological to fiction. What I came to appreciate most about Bell was his insistence on contextualizing the Bible, not allowing it to be treated like some self-contained piece of literature just floating in space. He spends an entire chapter exploring the ancient traditions of rabbinical teaching then shows their significance within the ministry of Jesus and how this relates to modern Christians. How I love a man who does his homework.

Velvet Elvis covers a lot of ground, divided by chapters (called Movements) covering a variety of topics relevant to Christianity. Bell has something to say about doctrine, the Bible, success, healing, the truth, service, and well frankly a whole heck of a lot more. This isn’t a very long book, barely meeting the 200 page minimum, what with the endnotes and all (so out of guilt I am reading it twice), but it’s dense and gives you a lot to chew on, like one of those energy bars my dad takes with him hiking. But as Bell points out in his opening chapter, he’s not looking to provide answers but add to the discussion. And I’m glad he’s here to put in those two cents.


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Comments

Great review, AlabamaPink. Even being a Christian, most books about it make me want to set fires. But this actually sounds like an interesting read.

Posted by: jM at September 15, 2008 9:02 AM

Great review of a great book. It's too bad (but understandable) that Christianity has become so associated with homophobia, hypocrisy, and war-mongering with the saturation of 'news' about the beliefs of the Fallwells, Robertsons, and Bushes of the world.
I'm glad that Rob Bell (and many, many others (like Brian McLaren, Shane Claiborne, John Perkins, Wendell Berry) are providing a different picture of what following Jesus can and should look like (listening, serving and loving the poor and marginalized, working for justice around the world, and sharing the good news of redemption, reconciliation, and peace through Jesus.
Until Christianity became an empirical religion in the 3rd century, Christians were known for those things. You'd thing we'd take note of that...
Sorry that so many of us haven't...

Posted by: dg at September 15, 2008 9:04 AM

Hmmm, sounds very intriguing. Unfortunately, I'm going through a "I-hate-religion-with-a-burning-passion"-phase because I recently read Dawkins' The God Delusion. I'll wait for it to blow over before I can attempt to read anything concerning Christianity...

Posted by: Karen at September 15, 2008 9:07 AM

I just sent AlabamaPink a detailed email, but Christians looking for progressive takes on God and the Bible should hunt down the works of liberal theologian John Shelby Spong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Shelby_Spong

No treacle, no hate, no hypocrisy.

Posted by: Ranylt at September 15, 2008 9:18 AM

I'm tempted to hit up this church sometime. If it's close it's a definite trip. That's right, momma your little boy just said he wants to go to a church.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 15, 2008 9:21 AM

Is this the same guy who has a father who is also a Mega-preacher and who "strayed" for a while before coming back and founding his own church, but doesn't get along with his Dad? I thought I saw a documentary on this about a year ago but I may be confused (the doc also had a youthful preacher with a progressive take and a punk band)

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 15, 2008 10:03 AM

Are you thinking of Jim Bakker's son, Paddy?

Posted by: Jay at September 15, 2008 10:06 AM

Great review! I have seen some of his videos at a church I go to sometimes. I think I will have to read this.

Posted by: Erin at September 15, 2008 10:30 AM

Paddy, yer thinkin of the IFC series "One Punk under God" which was about Jay Bakker, Jim Bakkers son.

Posted by: the cox at September 15, 2008 10:52 AM

P.S. if you think a non-Osteen preacher with nerd glasses is cool, check out Dan Kimball(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Kimball). He's got a bleached pompadour and listens to Social Distortion.

Because that's the criteria you should use when picking a spiritual mentor...

Posted by: the cox at September 15, 2008 10:56 AM

Hey, Yoda picked me. I didn't go shopping for him!

Posted by: Jay at September 15, 2008 11:07 AM

Optimus: If you're really interested, it's located about a twenty minute drive from Grand Rapids, MI proper. (Between GR and Holland off of Chicago Dr.) Rob Bell's church is a great place to get some faithin' done without feeling like you have to check your brain at the door or sell out to the religious right.

Middle America is a wasteland of apostate preachers and hateful Christians who light their torches at the mere mention of someone with a lifestyle that differs from theirs. Bell is a cool drink of water in an otherwise mirage-filled wasteland. Normally "megachurches" turn me off. (Why spend $4 million on a building when that amount would feed an entire country for a year?) Rob Bell managed to not spend a lot of money setting his up, and doesn't aspire to be a powerful general for the religios right just because thousands of people show up on a weekly basis to hear what he has to say on the matters of faith and the heart.

If you liked this book 'Sex God' is pretty bad ass as well.

Posted by: Roaddog at September 15, 2008 11:59 AM

Ok, what's going on here? A religious book review and there's no fires being set or vicious attacks being made? Am I being punked? Good choice, great review Bama - I love getting into discussions based on Bell's ideas, and the slow cracking sound of closed minds being forced open an extra degree or two is very satisfying. If only all megachurches perpetuated this level of discussion and open-mindedness while retaining authentic faith. It'd sure make me a lot less ashamed of being from the same faith family, that's for damn sure!

Posted by: lordhelmet at September 15, 2008 12:13 PM

While my religious beliefs are basically traditionalist Christian, I rarely ever discuss them with anyone other than the closest friends and family. Mainly because the path I've travelled to get where I am in that area is extremely personal and complex -- and the journey's still not over.

Another reason I play it close to the vest is that I am a vocal, unrepentant social liberal. I am incredibly frustrated when someone does get a glimpse into my faith, and invariably begins to lecture me on how incompatible my religious/political ideas are. Whichever side of the spectrum these people fall on, I'm usually told I have to choose one or the other. It's rare to have that discussion with someone who understands that I can/have successfully reconciled what most see as competing gigs.

I'm definitely going to check out this author. Thanks for the heads-up.

Posted by: firedmyass at September 15, 2008 12:57 PM

I have to admit that Christians have always kind of mystified me. I'm not even talking about the Fred Phelps whacked out brand of "Christianity," but the ordinary folks who try to do their best by their beliefs (which, seriously, from the outside? Pretty weird).

This sounds like a good book to check out. Glad to have heard about it.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at September 15, 2008 2:01 PM

Once the tone of the comments was set, I was quite surprised to make it all the way to the bottom of the thread and not see any mention of Philip Yancey. What's So Amazing About Grace? is the thinking skeptic's field guide to Christianity; I like to summarize his approach as "What would did Jesus do?" Raised a Southern Baptist who had Christian love beaten into out of him, Yancey has a decidedly rational take on why Christian grace is a unique blade in the religious knife block.

Posted by: Che Grovera at September 15, 2008 11:55 PM

I have to thank firedmyass for so eloquently describing my own situation as well.

As for Rob Bell, I've seen quite a few of the NOOMA pieces, and there is a surprisingly rational take to all of them, which unfortunately seems to be the exception and not the rule in this political/religious climate.

Posted by: munkymack at September 16, 2008 12:44 AM

i love this book too!

a couple similar favorites of mine are:

Blue Like Jazz by Donald Miller
and
The End of Religion by Bruxy Cavey

both of them address the fact that, yes, "Christianity" as a whole deserves the bad rap that it has earned, and we are SO sorry for the crap that has been done "in the name of Jesus".

i appreciate that honesty and realism.

Posted by: kella at September 16, 2008 10:31 AM

i'm from grand rapids, and...well, just by way of background, grand rapids is ground zero for tightassed evangelical / fundamentalist christian crapola. it seems like every other car has some sort of religious bumper sticker. i exaggerate. but not by much.

...and after growing up catholic and attending a nearby catholic high school, i got away from organized religion for the usual reasons. i didn't give up some measure of 'searcher'-type spirituality, whether buddhist thought, judaism, christianity, not to mention my a.a. "Good Orderly Direction".

i went to mars hill a few weeks back for the first time, and while there's certainly some of the arm-waving, eyes-closed christian rock crap that always makes me uncomfortable (given my straightlaced catholic upbringing), rob bell is...a really, really cool guy. his 'sermons' are pretty amazing, even to a jaded skeptic such like me. down-to-earth, conversational, interesting, and cognizant that spirituality takes many, many forms.

i'm still not a "member" of mars hill and most likely never will be, but the book is terrific. the nooma pieces as well.

i'd also recommend a book by donald miller called "blue like jazz." its subtitle is "nonreligious thoughts on christian spirituality." it's in a similar vein.

Posted by: matty blue at September 16, 2008 10:40 AM

Ms. Pink--Your approach makes sense to me. I'll just grab books that interest me off your non-list as they come our way. That's really what I was looking for. Well, and a general curiosity about what you'll be reading, because I expect many of those books will appeal to me.

Posted by: tamatha at September 17, 2008 12:19 PM