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The Post-American World by Fareed Zakaria

By Robert | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (50)



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I understand that Non-Fiction is a very broad market with lots of competition. Bookstores can fill an entire display table with the month’s new releases on current politics, World War II, or scintillating new biographies of Baroque musicians. It becomes essential to nail a great title that stands out amongst the clutter. The Post-American World is a great title, but it’s also my biggest issue with Fareed Zakaria’s excellent book. It’s misleading at best, attention/anger baiting at worst. The title would imply that Zakaria believes America no longer has power in the world or will no longer exists. Thankfully, that’s not his argument at all.

Zakaria provides a thoughtful, well-researched look into what he refers to as “the rise of the rest.” This means that many other nations that previously struggled to establish themselves in significant political, economical, and social ways on the international scene have not only gained a foothold, but are rapidly expanding in ways that starts to quickly shift the balance of power in the world. Zakaria basically argues that globalization, that four letter political word that has traditionally been viewed as a destructive failure, has finally started to come around to the original goals. We, as a nation, can no longer survive doing the same kind of politics and economics we have used for the past sixty years to be a dominant force in the world. It has become essential to begin collaborating with other nations on international policies or risk being left behind.

For some odd reason, compromise scares many Americans. It’s almost like revealing a sign of weakness to say we might need help once in a while. Zakaria argues that this attitude can be very damaging. He predicts that the US will face more and more opposition in international relations if the country continues to act alone on international matters. It was one thing when many of the nations America worked on were newly established after long colonial periods or post-war establishment; it’s quite another when the nations have clout in international politics and have established their own political and economic culture. What was previously viewed as helpful is becoming increasingly viewed as hostile.

Zakaria spends much of the book discussing rising superpowers like India and China, comparing their achievements to US achievements on superficial levels before exploring how and why they’ve achieved the growth they have, what they’ve learned from America, and where they can possibly go in the future.

If you want an interesting read on how the world’s political climate is changing, I doubt you can do much better in an easily approachable text than Fareed Zakaria’s The Post-American World.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of Robert’s reviews, check out his blog, Sketchy Details.









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Comments

I was an international relations major in college. To me, this guy is a rockstar!

Posted by: Nimue at January 27, 2010 8:39 AM

Ok first, thank you so much for this review and to Nicole for putting it on Pajiba. I love Zakaria and think he's one of the most thoughtful political voices around.

Secondly, I'm taking this as a challenge: I'm going to read this, too. Since the 2004 elections (yes, that long), I've sort of buried my head in the sand, politically. I was horribly burned out. Now all I do is barely look at Wonkette once a week and laugh at the snark.

So: this will be my challenge to myself to get back into this subject and not burn myself out this time.

Thanks, it sounds like a great read. I find myself agreeing with Zakaria a lot but NOT all of the time, which I appreciate. What fun is there in listening to/reading someone I totally 100% agree with?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 8:40 AM

Nimue And not to diminish what he has to say or that big brain of his, but I think he's kind of hot.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 8:41 AM

Oh and erm, that header pic is NOT the best one of him.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 8:41 AM

Yes Snuggiepants, that is just an added sexy bonus.

Posted by: Nimue at January 27, 2010 8:42 AM

Funny this was posted this morning. I find myself increasingly disillusioned by politics and government in the U.S. So much so that Mrs. Bullet and I are talking seriously about leaving once she finishes her master's degree.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 27, 2010 9:08 AM

This is a pleasant surprise after a very stressful past few days. I'm glad to see some others interested in the book. It is a fun read and you might even learn something. I'm particularly fond of how he extrapolates the business models of emerging Indian super-companies and how they borrowed and strayed from an American model. It's fascinating, is what it is.

Posted by: Robert at January 27, 2010 9:28 AM

It is an interesting book, I also enjoyed "The Future of Freedom" as well!

Posted by: Nimue at January 27, 2010 9:38 AM

Thanks, Robert. This is another interesting review that just makes me wish it was longer & more substantive. Not that there is anything wrong with the review, but the subject matter piqued my curiosity.

I'll make a mental note to look into Zakaria more, and I'll toss out a recommendation for Thomas P.M. Barnett if anyone is interested in further reading of a similar vein. Globalization, the emergence of new powers and the changing role of America in the international community. Barnett is a little more comfortable with the idea of American Exceptionalism, though far from the 'America Uber alles' type. If I get to it I might read his latest for Cannonball. It's on my shelf and has only been skimmed up to now.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 9:57 AM

Fareed Zakaria is one of the smartest men on the planet, for my money.

Robert's reaction to the title is typical, unfortunately. It's an attention-getter, sure, but perhaps he ought to have gone a different way. He means it in the same way you might use the term post-modern or post-irony. These aren't passe.... but they've changed the landscape of ideas. America is a lot like that.

On the other hand.... America has also become exactly what we set ourselves up against. In that regard, if we don't get off our asses, it really will be a post-American world the way it's a post-hula hoop world or a post-Rome world.

But one example: we were founded on the notion that all men are created equal and that everyone should have a level playing field... but nowadays we have less economic and class mobility than England, which is notoriously the most socially and economically rigid country in Europe.

That's a slightly scary proposition.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 27, 2010 9:58 AM

This guy is pushing the same tired libral tripe as always, "the only way America can survive is to surrender". He's smoother and prettier then the average libral mouthpiece but spewing the same garbage.

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 10:26 AM

Way to add to the discussion today, Eric.

And it's not that the people here are unwilling to listen to a different viewpoint, it's that you set out to be antagonistic without presenting a substantive position or even the vaguest attempt of engaging others. You oversimplified and grossly mischaracterized the position you are attacking and immediately shut down any prospect of further debate or understanding.

You can sulk behind your keyboard, smug and defensive, telling yourself that the insular Pajiba community refuses to accomodate other viewpoints but that's simply not the case. If you have a different opinion your welcome to share it. The only requirement is that you do so in a mature, reasonable manner. In other words, If you can't take the time to say something nicely, just say nothing.

We expect better, even of anonymous and unaccountable internet comments. And usually we get it.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 10:50 AM

I like you, Yossarian.

Posted by: dsbs at January 27, 2010 11:06 AM

This book sounds incredibly interesting. Thanks for the review, Robert.

Posted by: tamatha at January 27, 2010 11:26 AM

EricD, I have been searching and searching for some reasonable, thoughtful voices from the right and I'm sorry to say it has mostly been in vain. I sometimes ask myself why I'm looking--I don't know. Maybe I want to be comforted in thinking that there's still a balance out there, that political differences can still be just that: honest differences in opinion on how the country should be run instead of overwhelming judgments of character that totally shut down any discussion.

You haven't helped in that respect. But please try again!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 11:34 AM

EricD, you might actually want to listen to what the man says. He's actually very moderate.

How you know that is that some people try to discredit him by calling him "liberal" and others try to discredit him by calling him "conservative."

When two opposing labels that are equally meaningless in American politics get slapped all over the same guy, he's either way out in left field or smack in the middle where reality lies.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 27, 2010 11:48 AM

Ah, but given what the book is actually about you are unwilling to listen to a different viewpoint. From what I understand, not from reading this review, which is about as informative and useful as a used condom, but instead from listening to the author chat with another talking head on TV, this book is about how America needs to lead the world in becoming green. But since the environmental movement is a hoax and just like every other liberal agenda is about putting more control over individuals into the hands of the government, I not only reject the solutions Mr. Zakari offers, I reject his fundamental premise. There is no middle ground on the environmental movement. To the faithful it's a religion and I'm committing heresy by not believing. So given that no matter what I say it's going to be taken as antagonistic why not just keep it simple?

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 12:35 PM

Great review Robert. I'm with Tracer, thoroughly disgusted with American Politics and wanting to live elsewhere (though not entirely because of politics). This country needs to quit warring among it's own people and get past the oppositional party bullshit in order to move forward. The old adage that we have to help ourselves before we can help anyone else applies.

Posted by: Cindy at January 27, 2010 12:38 PM

There are issues in the world besides Green energy, and he talks about those, too.

That said... even those Americans who don't believe in global warming are right... the entire rest of the world believes in it. Therefore, there is a TON of money to be made on it. And we're letting Germany and China make almost all of that money.

That's a very sound purely business reason to invest in green energy.

And then there's the energy security issue. Controlling the tech that provides home grown energy allows us to avoid foreign governments having leverage over us.

So... if we invest in renewable tech, there's a HUGE market for it right now in which we can make money. And I think it's pretty clear from our trade imbalances that we could use that. We have a shortage of manufacturing jobs which is killing the average consumer, which can be partially alleviated by building batteries, hydrogen cells, artificial trees, wind turbines, wave turbines, solar cells, and dozens of other items for the rest of the world. And we currently have an energy infrastructure that relies upon dozens of foreign governments and trade agreements when we could supply the vast majority of it ourselves.

Not for nothing, but I've read a number of the things written by the Founding Fathers... they were pretty big on self-sufficiency, and it's a fundamental tenet of Conservatism. So why are the so-called "Conservatives" arguing so hard against it?

Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 27, 2010 12:47 PM

First of all, what the rest of the world believes is hardly a sound arguement for anything. But even given that, I have absolutely no problem with the idea of investing in renewable energy research. It is the flip side of the coin where the problem lies. We need energy now, not just fifty years from now after the technology has been developed. China and India are both building new power plants, one article I read put them at a rate of about one per month. But here in the U.S. we hamstring ourselves because of the nonsense spread by books like this.

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 1:09 PM

Everything ZombieScientist said, and total agreement with the author's comments re: Zakaria's titling choices. He ALWAYS does that and it just distracts from the fact that he's a great researcher. It changes the way people approach his books.

I'd also like to note that I work in green energy and we cannot hire fast enough and are making money hand over fist. This is why it kills me that people want to opt out of green technology development just because they don't agree with the politics or the science behind "global warming," etc. For me it's not about the polar bears or the ice caps or whatever, it's about making the air outside a little less gross to breathe. I've woken up on Cairo and in LA on bad days and to me that's the whole argument - if I don't HAVE to breathe in the stuff left over from burning fossil fuels, I'd rather not. And this is all before you even talk about the efficiency of these new technologies, which blows the aforementioned fossil fuels out of the water.

Posted by: TheOutlawJosie at January 27, 2010 1:12 PM

"We need energy now, not just fifty years from now after the technology has been developed."

Are you serious? The technology is here.

Posted by: TheOutlawJosie at January 27, 2010 1:13 PM

EricD There is absolutely a middle ground with the environment. Lots of people live in that middle ground, myself included.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 1:34 PM

Eric

To begin with, I don't think you really know what the book is about. "This book is about how America needs to lead the world in becoming green" isn't very accurate. You admit to not reading the book, but perhaps you are misremembering the interview as well? Zakaria had an interview with another author, Thomas Friedman, which aired on CNN. Friedman's book, Hot, Flat, and Crowded: Why We Need a Green Revolution--and How It Can Renew America is more consistent with your statements (but that's just one possible explanation; I have no idea what's really behind your lack of knowledge of the subject).

Regardless, you once again undermine any hope of reasonable discourse by presuming no one will listen to you and use that as a weak justification to be attacking, insulting, and defensive. You underestimate the people here and do no favors to your argument.

"the environmental movement is a hoax and just like every other liberal agenda is about putting more control over individuals into the hands of the government, I not only reject the solutions Mr. Zakari offers, I reject his fundamental premise."

This despite the fact that you don't know, by your own admission, what his premise is and what those solutions are. You assume "There is no middle ground on the environmental movement" which is ridiculous and insulting.


Despite the fact that climate change seems a little off-topic, I assure you that the diversity of intelligent viewpoints that gather here are more than capable of a rational discussion of the complexities of the issue which you falsely belive has no middle ground. We can start with something like this:

The Earth has limited resources, we are using non-renewable resources at a rate that far exceeds the replenishment rate, populations are increasing (especially in developing nations), and the standard of living is increasing (also dramatically in large developing nations), productivity is increasing (which is good) but so is competition and demand for scarce resources. Ultimately, the current course is not sustainable for a whole bunch of reasons and we will eventually be faced with a reckoning.

Without making alarmist claims as to what the effects will be we can acknowledge, too, that unprecedented changes to the environment are occurring as a direct result of the energy we are producing and consuming. I don't think we are going to be living a Roland Emmerich film but releasing massive amounts of C02 into the atmosphere or the oceans or else polluting freshwater sources (or, again, the oceans) will have some effect that is probably detrimental and unnatural on all varieties of life on earth. Ignoring these facts wholesale seems like willful ignorance to me.

Now, we can also concede that the politicization of this issue, which is ridiculous and harmful to society, is something both "sides" are at fault in. Both seem willing to sacrifice scientific integrity in order to be right. Many of the proposed "solutions" seem to be filled with unintended consequences and many well-intentioned individual efforts end up doing more harm than good.

Ultimately, I think a middle ground is vital and the only way for anything truly beneficial to be accomplished. It's a shame so many people, like you, are hell bent on denying it's existence.

Have fun thinking you're right.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 1:40 PM

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”- Aristotle

EricD, I'm sad for you. You've boiled down a thoughtful and complex book on geo-politics to "liberal tripe" because it dares to discuss energy policy? I would suggest you visit Hans Rosling's Gapminder software (good fun to play with) which shows in real time how the developing world is moving faster to catch up. OF COURSE China and India are building more power plants - they have 3.5 times our population and are starting from behind. You need to read more and you need to travel outside North America more.

By the way- used condoms are pretty useful in a pinch!

Posted by: Bananapanda at January 27, 2010 1:53 PM

I need something explained to me.

I don't understand how green energy is anti-private sector. There are tons of solar, wind, water and insulation (conservation of energy) companies that are ripe for expansion, thus creating jobs and making us less dependent on foreign oil.

Even IF global climate change and the whole environmental movement is a hoax, what is the harm of living a little more carefully- recycling, walking, biking, less plastic bags, cleaner factories etc.?

Posted by: Bananapanda at January 27, 2010 1:58 PM

As Yossarian pointed out, we're getting pretty far off topic with this environmental stuff, but whatever. It's interesting.

Seriously, Eric, you're being fed a certain amount of propaganda. The liquid salt based solar power is amazing, for example. You can supply something like 95% of the current electricity needs of the entire U.S. with something like 100 square miles worth of power plants. That's nothing compared to current land use for power generation.

And they're already building plants in other countries, like China. There are plans on the table for massive plants in North Africa. And it's not 50 years off. Solar plants are expensive, but they go up much faster than coal plants and an order of bloody magnitude faster than nuclear plants.

Outside of a couple companies in California, this tech doesn't exist in the United States. It exists elsewhere, and money is being made on it. It is the fastest growing manufacturing sector in the world, and we barely show up as a blip on the radar. But that's no longer a surprise. The U.S. gave up on making things a while ago. We've lost 1 in 3 of our manufacturing jobs since the year 2000. One third of our manufacturing left the country in just 10 years. That's staggering.

Incidentally... That's where the farking economic collapse came from, but I digress.

If we're not making things, and we're not paying people to make them... what the heck are we doing with our money? We're investing it in insurance policies on derivatives of mortgages. Or in even worse mealy-mouthed gobbledygook than that. Our much-vaunted "fiscal innovation" led us to invest money in imaginary constructs rather than in people and things.

That's crazy. And it's, to use a tired word, Un-American. So.... again.... why are the alleged "Conservatives" fighting so hard to keep doing exactly that?

One quick correction, Josie, in the interest of intellectual honesty. Efficiency in the renewable varies widely. Most current commercially available photovoltaics, for example, are not very efficient at all. Once you actually make electricity with them, though, many modern electric engines are 70-80% efficient whereas the best petroleum engines are like 15-20% efficient.

So there's still some irritating inefficiency in the system, but it's at a different level. And we've made better progress in 10 years at improving efficiency than the oil and auto industries have in 100. Boeing has some solar cells that are hitting 40% efficiency, which is pretty sweet and ready to go to market from what I hear. The nano-crystalline cells that are coming out of labs now could hit incredible efficiencies in the next couple years, and they are dirt cheap to manufacture, which has been a big problem up to now.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 27, 2010 2:00 PM

If the person who wrote this review did not read the book I certainly dont see why I have to read it to respond. And there is absolutely nothing in the review to indicate that Robert did in fact read the book.

But thank you for pointing out that the inteview was with Friedman. The stuff about America leading the world in being green was from Friedman's book. Zakaria's book is about how the the industrialization of China and India somehow means we need to go green faster. Or something. I guess I could read the jacket cover like Robert and find out more.

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 2:04 PM

"Are you serious? The technology is here."

If the technology was here and making money hand over fist plants would be popping up all over America the way cell phone store popped up on every street corner. Maybe it is getting closer but it certainly isn't here.

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 2:09 PM

Even IF global climate change and the whole environmental movement is a hoax, what is the harm of living a little more carefully- recycling, walking, biking, less plastic bags, cleaner factories etc.?

Absolutely nothing provided it actually does some good. For example the seperate thrash bins that most cities are using now to encourage people to seperate their recyclables which actually generates more waste and polution.

The biggest problem I have with the environmentalist is they use the same agruement to not pump raw sewage into a river to not build needed power plants.

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 2:16 PM

@ Bananapanda

Green technology by itself is not bad for the private sector. Innovation, growth, and new markets are all good things as you point out. If they are allowed to come to fruition naturally as a result of market forces no one has a problem with it.

However, when the government gets involved it does have consequences on the private sector which is why you see people oppose laws which 'seem like a good idea'

This is not only true of laws that place restrictions on pollution or attempt to regulate the environmental impact entities can have- it's easy enough to see how that adds extra expense and/or places them at a competitive disadvantage, especially if the competition is not playing by the same rules.

But it is important to remember that private interest is also effected by seemingly benevolent decisions like tax credits for environmental initiatives or extra money to fund research and development of green technology. The reason for this is that there is no such thing as a free lunch. Government meddling in green projects has a cost somewhere- either it takes money that would have gone somewhere else, or it defers expense and adds to the national debt. Even tax cuts and credits have this effect, the slack has to be picked up somewhere else by someone else.

That's not to say that the government should never get involved- sometimes it is important to take the initiative to support a public good that isn't capable of standing on it's own yet. But it does make it very important that the government make good decisions with "our money" when they spend it. They are effectively saying that they can do better with it then I can which is rarely the case. Waste, corruption, incompetence, poor planning, lack of accountability, etc. etc. mean that most of the time government spending is far less efficient than public spending.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 2:25 PM

Wow Robert! You're being accused of not reading the book by a guy who hasn't read the book!

I think I'm a little jealous, I mean how often can you say that happened to you?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 2:30 PM

Eric, I humbly await any refutation of a single fact I reported in my last (admittedly long) post.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 27, 2010 2:34 PM

@ Snuggiepants

Since we left the original topic behind long ago, I wanted to ask if you saw the post about the Pajiba Book Club from last week. Will you be gracing us with your presence, if not if February (Lolita) then in future months?

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 2:40 PM

Yossarian I did not see that! I'll have to go back and find it. I don't grace anyone, though, I mostly curse with my presence. If it's cursin' you need....

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 2:48 PM

Outside of a couple companies in California, this tech doesn't exist in the United States.

Okay, one of your solar salt plants is being built in Nevada. It is being built by a California company so I don't know if that confirms or contradicts your statement. But again, one plant is being built. Is it a test site before hundreds of them spring up? Why just one?

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 2:52 PM

It's scrolled away by now, but here's the link. And you don't need to be on Facebook if you aren't already, I'll catch you on your blog.

Pajiba Book Club!

You can curse all you want, just bring presents.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 2:53 PM

@EricD

If you had a point, you've lost it. Take a deep breath and regroup. Arguing tangential points just because they were part of ZombieScientist's comment don't help. Taking a position of anti- anything green is even more illogical than blind faith in the green revolution.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 27, 2010 3:00 PM

What the fuck is "erm", anyway?

Posted by: lurker the berserker at January 27, 2010 3:02 PM

Thanks for the review, Robert. This book sounds ossom -- I'mma have to check it out.

And ZombieScientist is right: REAL conservatives are all about self-sufficiency. It's a real shame that there are so few real conservatives left in the GOP.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 27, 2010 4:15 PM

Wow Robert! You're being accused of not reading the book by a guy who hasn't read the book!

Please, by all means point out anything from that review that shows Robert read anything other then the jacket cover.

Posted by: EricD at January 27, 2010 4:33 PM

Only one in the States. Some of the same companies are building plants in China, Germany, and other places. There are also consumer solar companies in California and a few other states. This is the real future of solar, for all of me. With the newer nanocrystal tech and what not, photovoltaic solar cells are getting light, portable (even rollable), efficient, and cheap. In a couple of years, you'll be able to roll out attractive looking solar cells onto your roof that will pay for themselves within less than a year.

And that's the relatively inefficient electricity-producing type. Solar hot water already pays for itself within a year, even in climates like upstate NY and Vermont. The companies that make them, however, are small and lack huge advertising (*cough*propaganda*cough*) budgets.

The long and the short of it is that solar in particular is a pretty big boon to the consumer. Not so to large, unwieldy corporations who are heavily invested in existing infrastructures.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 27, 2010 5:31 PM

Great review Robert. I'm with Tracer, thoroughly disgusted with American Politics and wanting to live elsewhere (though not entirely because of politics). This country needs to quit warring among it's own people and get past the oppositional party bullshit in order to move forward. The old adage that we have to help ourselves before we can help anyone else applies.
Posted by: Cindy

Cindy, if you can find a jurisdiction that doesn't have oppositional party politics (and is somewhere you would want to live), let me know. I think the two Canadian territories, Yukon Territory and the Northwest Territory, don't use a party system, but it's dark there 6 months of the year, so I'm not sure you want to move there.

Posted by: Brenton at January 27, 2010 5:55 PM

EricD, you're assertion that I did not read the book is damn insulting. I'm sorry that in a review I wrote two days ago of a book I read two months ago I didn't go into enough detail for you. My apologies for not having photographic memory to please your majesty. Further apologies for pairing down my overhwelming book collection to something that actually fit in the space I had, which included selling my copy of The Post-American World to ensure that Budget Travel Through Space and Time didn't wind up in a landfill.

The fact is I had to read this book for a class where I was given the choice of writing a term paper on this book or failing the course. I chose the former. It was a heavily guided paper with a topic I struggled to fill out to 16-20 pages without wanting to walk into traffic, but I managed well enough. Here's the introductory paragraph:

As nations like China and India show rapid economic growth, it would appear that other nations, like the United States, would somehow be forced to relinquish power on a global scale to accommodate new competition. Fareed Zakaria explains in his 2008 book The Post-American World, “Economics is not a zero-sum game – the rise of other players expands the pie, which is good for all – but geopolitics is a struggle for influence and control…This does not mean becoming resigned to chaos or aggression” (44). Instead, the United States needs to adapt to a growing international framework for economics, politics, and cultural influence. The United States should embrace the “rise of the rest” because the advancement of the world as a whole encourages a better quality of life, domestically and internationally.

Not my best work, but it was enough to get a B in the class after bombing the midterm.

So, I apologize, sir, for not doing a book report summarizing every chapter to meet your tastes. I would love to know what book reviews you are reading that spell out every single detail in a book so you can make knee-jerk reactions to a political agenda and stick to it no matter what the text actually says.

I'm so proud: I've started a flame war on Pajiba. Chalk that one off the bucket list, folks.

Posted by: Robert at January 27, 2010 6:29 PM

Snuggiepants, counting this time? 11. I've gone through this shit 11 times on various websites in the past 3 years, though more often for an off-off-Broadway production than a book. One website chased me off the world of blogging for 6 months because photographic and video evidence of me holding the book, flagged to high heaven, with my stack of notes wasn't enough to prove I read a book before reviewing it. There are always jackasses who want to believe the worst about me and I just let it roll off my back.

Then, when I realize a total stranger hates me for something completely random and not at all connected to my worth as a person, I collapse into a puddle of tears, write some bad poetry/song lyrics, eat a whole bag of something salty and delicous, cry some more, stop checking my e-mail for two weeks, and then I'm fine. Not the healthiest cycle, but I think I have a good balance.

Hmm...eyes are getting misty. Either my contacts are stuck to my eyes or the cycle's starting up again. Nope, nope, it's just the contacts. Political-based abuse leading to ad hominem attacks bounce off me like bullets off of Superman.

Posted by: Robert at January 27, 2010 6:37 PM

You know, EricD has been trolling around for a while trying to raise hackles. He commented on every thread the day of the Massachucetts special election looking for someone to take the bait. No one did.

It sort of killed me inside. I desperately wanted someone to respond to his sad attempts to sling insults at the liberals so that I could coursen the discourse by calling him stupid names. I responded as the rest of Pajiba did that day. I ignored him.

But now look! Trolly McTrollerson (R-MD), er EricD finally caught someone's attention and I get to call him names even though everyone else, regardless of political affilation, has engaged him on a higher level. I will not. I will stoop to his level.

GO AWAY YOU SLUG!

*sigh* I feel So. Much. Better.

Posted by: welldressed at January 27, 2010 7:44 PM

EricD The burden of proof is on the one making the accusation. YOU prove Robert didn't read the book or stuff it, cheeseface.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 8:09 PM

Aw, my little heart is warming. The Cannonball is getting popular enough to attract its very own troll!

My normal policy is "don't feed the trolls," but there's something I'd like to speak to here. EricD, you've got an axe to grind, or so it would appear. I've said before that one of my main goals of this here Cannonball Read is to foster discussion and differing points of view. However, when you attack someone by saying that the review obviously reflects that the reviewer didn't read the book, well, I get offended. See, I pick the reviews. I read all of them, I choose the most insightful/thought-provoking/entertaining, and they magically appear here on Pajiba. It was obvious to me that Robert not only read the book but cared enough to review it. Trust me, I can tell. It's why I run this thing. So, sir, with all due respect, and to quote one of my favorite morning show personalities, "Shut. Your. Hole."

(The easiest way to get my dander up [do I have dander? Or is that only aminals?] is to attack a Cannonballer.)

Posted by: Nicole at January 27, 2010 8:42 PM

It is so obvious to those of us that have also read the book that Nicole has dander. It's not just limited to aminals.

Posted by: Brenton at January 28, 2010 4:43 AM

This read was really worthy, the words was absolutely amazing! non-stop writing.

Posted by: Rory Vesperman at December 22, 2010 4:22 AM


















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