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The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

By ShinyKate | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (39)



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Alternate title: Kate writes a book review with a powerful migraine. Seriously folks, I’m on Day 6 of this sucker (though it was come and go throughout the weekend, to be fair). Now it’s full-on, nonstop pain comparable to a railroad spike through the skull and it’s getting to the point where the simplest words are escaping me. I just had to ask a coworker what it’s called when a landlord kicks someone out of their apartment. I knew it was a word similar to “exhibition” but I couldn’t get any further than that. I’m seriously considering asking my neurologist to give my MRI another look.

So, Dorian Gray. It didn’t move me on a profound level, but I enjoyed it immensely. Now that I think about it, it’s pretty much on par with how I usually feel about most of Wilde’s work. It’s full of clever witticisms, about half of which I agree with, and social satire that periodically lightens the horror story’s gothic, foreboding tone.

It starts with a benevolent, compassionate painter who has taken on an idolatrous admiration for his latest subject, a stunningly beautiful youth by the name of Dorian Gray. More than just a pretty face, he also possesses an extremely charming character, being warm, frank, playful, and open-hearted. The painter reluctantly introduces Gray to an old friend, a cynical dandy with “dangerous ideas,” who corrupts the youth over the course of a walk through a garden. Yes, the biblical reference is hard to ignore. Afterward, the painter completes Gray’s portrait, which is to him, the ultimate labor of love. As he gazes upon it, Gray is so overwhelmed by his own beauty and muddled with “dangerous ideas” that he declares he would sell his soul to retain such youthful beauty forever.

Soon after, Gray’s character changes for the worse. It comes on gradually, but he becomes increasingly cruel, selfish, petty, remorseless, and hedonistic. For every sin he commits, and for every year that goes by, his portrait grows not only older, but much uglier as his soul corrupts and degrades. At the same time, Gray himself retains his spotless, youthful physical beauty, not aging a day over the next twenty years or so. He is quick to hide the picture away (apparently not realizing that the whole eternal youth thing might be suspicious by itself), but retains a fearful paranoia throughout the story that it will be discovered. His attitude toward the portrait changes frequently, from disgust to fear to delight to pity to loathing. It can be confusing at times, but mirrors well the changing attitudes each of us carries toward our own wrongdoings and shortcomings.

What I found particularly interesting is how Wilde assaults and satirizes the very cynicism that many of his admirers seem to appreciate him for. One character in particular reminded me of Hamlet’s Polonius, who is often quoted by people who wish to seem erudite…despite the fact that Polonius is the play’s chief idiot. The cynic who fills Gray’s head with “dangerous ideas” is plainly stated to be an egotistical, callow, solipsistic jerkface; yet he says the most delightfully clever things. Wise, right, or true? No. But clever and amusing, yes. In fact, I’m sure many of his sayings are included in a friend of mine’s much-referenced book of Oscar Wilde quotes. I wonder how Wilde would feel about that, when I feel certain this character was meant as a target for much of his vitriol. Or I could be wrong. If I’ve horribly misinterpreted the book, please blame the migraine.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of ShinyKate’s reviews, do check out her blog, The Aspiring Jedi.









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Comments

I hate migraines. I think my doc gave me naproxen for mine.

Excellent review, even with the migraine! I've only heard the story of Dorian Gray but never read it. I have a difficult time with some classics because I feel like I'm doing an English assignment instead of reading for any pleasure or epiphany the book may hold for me. One exception is "The Good Earth" by Pearl S. Buck. I love the shit out of that book for some reason. Maybe it's because the character's name is Wang Lung and I'm perpetually 12.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at March 4, 2010 8:34 AM

Excellent review, ShinyKate, especially considering the conditions you wrote it under.

This is one of those books I read a decade ago when I was in my late teens. I really enjoyed the story, the descriptions, and Wilde's witty dialogue. I remember being pulled this way and that trying to figure out which aphorisms were meant seriously and which were satirical. I'm pretty sure I would have a completely different take on it if I read it now with more perspective at my disposal.

Pinky, you might like it. The writing does make you feel like you are reading a classic at times but my strongest memories of this book are of how affecting I found the revelation of the grotesque and horrible nature of that painting. After years of jaded readings of Steven King and the like I vividly remember this novel creeping me out, like how Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark creeped me out as a kid (the one where the newlyweds play hide-and-seek and the bride gets trapped in a chest and no one finds her --- gah!) Anyway, since you are a big horror fan you might like it. And I'll repeat my recommendation for The Collector by Fowles, another book that creeped me out as an adult.

Posted by: Yossarian at March 4, 2010 9:04 AM

Great review Kate. Sorry about the migraine, my husband suffers from them but luckily they usually only last a day or so. I imagine you've tried all the prescription drugs for them? The honey uses a combination of a daily drug that is supposed to be for lowering blood pressure but can also help with migraines and if he does suffer a migraine he takes Imitrex. Doesn't completely kill the migraine but makes it tolerable. I worked with a girl who suffered from wretched migraines and I remember one day she came to work with her thumb practically cut off (accident cooking dinner the night before) but because she had a migraine the pain in her thumb didn't even register. She'd just wrapped a couple of bandaids around it and called it a day. We forced her to go to the emergency room where she got like a bazillion stitches for this thumb that was barely attached and she still couldn't recognize the seriousness of it or how painful it was because the throbbing pain in her head drove the thumb pain out completely. That's when I realized just how horrifying suffering from migraines must be (seriously people, the thumb was practically dangling!) and I've had nothing but the utmost sympathy for people who have migraines since that day.

In regards to the book, I've never read Dorian Gray but based on your review I think I might have to give it a try. Pinky explained brilliantly how I feel about some of the classics but it sounds like it might be worth a read.

Posted by: Kelly at March 4, 2010 9:14 AM

Ok, its THE Picture of Dorian Gray, not A picture . . .

Now that I have that out of my system, the satire of a superficial and cynical social system is deliberate - Dorian is the outward face of the system, which is glamorous and appealing, but the portrait is the moral cost of that behaviour, made visible. As a homosexual during this time, Wilde would have been very aware of the way people have both a public and a private face, and the cost of keeping the two separate.

Its also interesting to think of Dorian Gray in the context of Wilde's later infatuation with a particularly pretty and immoral young man, namely Lord Alfred Douglas, which ended so badly for him. Apparently the affair started the year after the book was finished, makes you wonder if he had some sort of presentiment as to what he was getting into.

Posted by: sarah at March 4, 2010 9:20 AM

I read The Picture of Dorian Gray in high school. I liked it. It was an interesting concept for a horror story and quite witty. It was also very short, which at the time was important to me. It gets to the point and then gets done. I suspect I never really fully appreciated it at the time. I suppose it's time for a reread.

I also have a personal "Picture of Dorian Gray." It's a photograph taken of me when I was about 8 or 9. My mother had given me a very short pixie haircut with asymmetrical bangs, which stood up like a bad crew cut. My brows were hairier than Susan Boyles. My teeth stuck out because I still sucked my thumb. I had also fallen on my face and broken a front tooth which was crowned in silver. I'm wearing a black velvet dress with a big ruffled white lace collar. I swear as I get older, that picture gets UGLIER, but I'm afraid to destroy it.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 4, 2010 9:32 AM

Not being unsympathetic to people with migraines here, I just wonder if people 100, 150 years ago had them and what they did to get through them, or if it's somehow a modern debility.

One aspect of popular history that gets largely ignored, I think, is the almost complete lack of medical sophistication well into the 20th century. That jumped out at me reading the Alexander Hamilton bio, that most people in the late 1700s were sick, almost all the time, and there was almost nothing they could do about it, not even take an aspirin. (They did, of course, have recourse to Magic Elixirs! And maybe they drank a hell of a lot of liquor.) Far more soldiers in the Civil War died of disease than died on the battlefield, and that was just 150 years ago. There are people alive today who knew people who lived during the Civil War ...

Sorry for jacking somewhat, that's a well-written review of a book I haven't read and just might have to if I stumbled over it at the library. I really hope you feel better soon, Shiny Kate. You might not want to hear it right now, but I think we're all extremely fortunate healthwise to live when we do. (I know I am.)

Posted by: , at March 4, 2010 9:44 AM

Great review ShinyKate, esp. considering your impaired condition. Much sympathy. I get migraines really rarely and I never even knew that's what they were until someone told me they have a name... shimmering crescent migraines. Sounds cool, but so not.

I really enjoyed The Picture of Dorian Gray when I read it several years ago. For those that don't like "classics" try Dorian by Will Self, it's the same story, updated to the 80s and 90s and I thought it translated pretty well.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at March 4, 2010 10:05 AM

A Brief History Of Migraines
By Paul Duxbury | Headaches | Rating:

How long have migraines been around? Contrary to the beliefs of many, migraines are not a new disease, only a newly-named. In fact, based on the symptoms, it appears that migraines are among the oldest diseases known to mankind.

Conditions that have been linked to migraines were described in detail in Babylonian writings dating back to 3000 BC, and papyrus scrolls dated from around 1550 BC that were found buried alongside a mummy in Thebes contain even more detailed accounts that are remarkably similar to what modern migraine sufferers describe. Even the Father of Medicine himself, Hippocrates, described what are clearly migraines in 460 BC, when he described a shining light that was typically seen in one eye and followed by severe pain that started in temples and worked its way to encompass the rest of the head and down into the neck. Hippocrates was also well ahead of his time by being the first to correlate head pain with exercise and seven sexual intercourse. Of course, Hippocrates also attributed migraines to vapors making their way up to the head from stomach and thought that the headache pain could be relieved by throwing up.

The Ebers Papyrus, named after George Ebers who obtained it, dates back to at least 1200 BC is an encyclopedic compilation of various prescriptions and medical treatments, including one for shooting pains in the head consistent with modern day migraine headaches. According to the instructions on the papyrus, Egyptians were to use a strip of linen to tie a clay crocodile holding grain in its mouth to the head of the patient. On the linen were written the names of those gods that the Egyptians believed could cure their ailments. As in so many things, the Egyptians may have been preternaturally aware of modern techniques because it is believed that this procedure could possibly have brought relief to the headache sufferer by compressing the scalp and collapsing the blood vessels that were causing the pain. At the very least it made more sense than the previous Egyptian cure for head pain, which was to simply rub a fried fish on afflicted side of the head.

Plato is considered one of the all-time great thinkers the world has ever produced, up there in the pantheon of great philosophers. And yet he seems to have been so wrong about so many things, including migraines. As far as Plato was concerned, head pain was caused by people paying too much attention to the body. In fact, Plato seems to be in that camp that thinks migraine sufferers are a bunch of whiners and that it's all in their heads, but not in their expanding and constricting blood vessels. It may be time to start second-guessing this whole idea of Plato being really, really smart.

Hua T'o was a Chinese surgeon in the second century who is given credit for the invention of anaesthetic drugs among other things. He was also perhaps the first to take to acupuncture needles to cure migraines. In one particularly infamous and, hopefully, quite rare case, when Hua used a needle to carve a tumor out of patient suffering from pain between his eyes a canary flew out. The man not only lived, but was cured of his pain.

Hildegard of Bingen was a medieval nun and mystic who began experiencing visions at an early age. Her visions eventually led her to write several books on health and medicine and natural remedies. Both her written accounts and the illustrations she drew that reflected her visions have led the belief that those visions may have been the result of migraine auras. Her visions were detailed and vivid, as were her descriptions and she has built a significant following who consider her to be the first migraine-inspired artist. The typical treatment of migraines during Hildegard's time during the Middle Ages basically consisted of opium and vinegar solutions applied to the skull, with the vinegar thought to have been used to open the pores of the scalp so that the opium would be more quickly absorbed.

Centuries, if not millennia, from now people may be reading a history of migraine treatment and shake their head when they reach the 21st century. Could treating with the ingredients found in medication one day be laughed at in the same way as we might laugh at the idea of treating it by rubbing a fried fish on our head?

http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/2866/1/A-Brief-History-Of-Migraines.html

Posted by: Yossarian at March 4, 2010 10:06 AM

Ooh that's very interesting. and thought that the headache pain could be relieved by throwing up.

Bizarrely, it does relieve the pain for me. I suffer from two types of migraine, one with lots of vomiting (too much information here? Still going with it...) and the pain does lessen. Although I suppose it might not, and my attention might just be elsewhere.

Hope you feel better soon Shiny Kate!

Posted by: Carrie at March 4, 2010 10:16 AM

Oh, Yossarian, thank you thank you thank you for reminding me about your recommendation for The Collector. I just got back from a trip to the library that thoroughly pissed me off because all of the book inner flaps start to sound the same and I couldn't make a decision about anything other than another Mary Roach book! Fowler's book has been requested and I will hopefully be reading it by this weekend. And I just might check out Dorian Gray.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at March 4, 2010 10:33 AM

Oops! I mean Fowles' book.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at March 4, 2010 10:33 AM

Thanks, Yossarian, that's fascinating. (One thing I love about the 'Net is you can throw out any kind of "I wonder ..." question and someone else will do all the research. Some folks are just compulsive that way.)

The part I like is this:

"Hippocrates was also well ahead of his time by being the first to correlate head pain with exercise and seven [sic] sexual intercourse."

I don't mind going without exercise, I do it all the time, but I don't think I'm giving up sex (seven times would be a good year for me*, so I can't afford to pass up a single offering). Unless Hippo there couched his real meaning and meant your wife/GF can be a headache, in which case I'll totally agree.

* -- Not counting the four times a day I whack it to porn

Posted by: , at March 4, 2010 10:39 AM

Well, throwing up does relieve the headache pain from a concussion, so Hippocrates wasn't far off.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 4, 2010 10:50 AM

Not to be the negative nancy, but I really didn't like Dorian Gray. The beginning was intriguing, but as soon as Wilde got to the 30 FREAKING PAGES all about Gray and his evil book, I just got bored.

Granted, I read this book when I was 15, so maybe I'll like it more now. But I kicked myself so hard for picking it as my project for that sophomore English class.

Posted by: buttercup at March 4, 2010 12:03 PM

I could be wrong, bucdaddy (I always want to change that in my head to b. diddy, thanks Puffy you name-changing idiot), but I think that exercise and sex reduce the pain of migraine headaches.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at March 4, 2010 2:34 PM

That image is gonna give me nightmares.

I've never read this, and hardly know a thing about Dorian Grey (except the not aging thing but I got that from... The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. *ducks*) but this sounds interesting.

Posted by: dene at March 4, 2010 3:29 PM

I think there is some irony in calling Sean Combs a name-changing idiot in your comment to t/c/f/k/a/ Buc.

Seriously, dude, the comma has to go. It's too confusing. I can't even address a grammatically correct reply to you without it becoming some inane convolution of recursive punctuation.

So either come up with a new name, or I hereby christen you 'the punctuation' as an obvious reference to the Jersey-Shore character (and I hope it sticks)

Posted by: Yossarian at March 4, 2010 3:29 PM

Golly, thanks for the kind wishes, everyone! To be fair, this review was written weeks ago, so I am better now. In fact, going to spend the day at my HMO tomorrow to try to get this thing figured out. So far, it's been an MRI (that may need to be redone) and a series of different doctors throwing pills at me, then asking, "Um, feel better yet? No? Hmmm...Okay, how do you feeeeel... NOW?"

Thanks for being so forgiving about the review, too! I really wish I wrote it in a state where I could've given it the more careful attention and in depth analysis that it deserved.

Yossarian that's a very cool article. Immensely informative and interesting! Oh, Plato, I wish I could say this was the first time we've disagreed.

And commadaddy, I usually try to work through them at this point myself, (I wouldn't be able to hold a job if I didn't), but I still take a break when I start fainting, or when my vision starts to dim. My job does involve being able to see what I'm looking at, after all. And yet, my boss still gives me a hard time about it. Well, boo-urns on him.

When I toured the Tower of London, the guide mentioned that Queen Elizabeth I had a chronic problem with migraines, and often had to spend days at a time locked up in her chamber with all of the curtains drawn. So...hey, that's something we have in common!

Posted by: ShinyKate at March 4, 2010 3:34 PM

Yossarian, I for one am totally going to use your new name for ,/bucdaddy/whatever.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at March 4, 2010 3:54 PM

ShinyKate, feel better soon. And thanks for reviewing this book; I love it. Oscar Wilde is so ossom. I thought it was a great allegory of what hard livin' with no consequences can do to a person.

And I like to call him COMMAndo, in homage to his comma and in honor of his status as a cancer survivor. Hang free and loose, my friend!

Posted by: Jelinas at March 4, 2010 4:47 PM

Oh, migraines. There's a story, it's boring, I get them, they're bad new. I FEEL you, man. Migraines are the devil's cabana boy and they kick you down.

The Collector is a FANTASTIC book, you won't be able to stop once you go. I swallowed it in an evening.

That picture (I've always wondered why it was 'Picture' and not 'Portrait', whatever) is even freakier in the film. Makes up for the baffling casting of Donna Reed. It's not a slag on her, I just don't know why she's there. Add a character that's not in the book if you like, but have a reason. But yes, the painting...those 'color wands', no. I remember watching it one Saturday night in high school with a friend of mine who is as desensitized as a person can be, and even she 'eeped' at the reveal.

That article was fascinating, that canary story is gross--sootikin gross.

Yes, the affair with 'Bosey'. You know, had Wilde not bothered with the countersuit...well, then we wouldn't have 'The Ballad of Reading Gaol', so take what you can get, I suppose. But if you want to read the mother of all shit-fits, check out his anguished letter to that former lover--'De Profundis'.

I was thirteen or fourteen the first time I read this book, and I also found the 'Evil Book' part interminable. I had to read it again for a class when I was about 21, and it skipped right by that time. Maybe I was just prepared, or maybe having had six courses and just having been forced to read Bleak House in four days in the midst of that made it feel like cotton candy. But yeah, for anyone who doesn't like the portentousness of pre-20th-century western canon, this book is still really one to check out. You can't 'feel' the pages in the same way as with others.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at March 4, 2010 9:25 PM

Ahh Yossarian, I thought I was the only one who scared myself shitless with those books!
I seriously had to take a hiatus from those ages 9-12 or so. It was the illustrations that got me the most.

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