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100 Books in One Year #27: The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss

Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | December 1, 2008 | Comments (13)


Another fantasy book. I must admit, I was worried about this one. The cover is beyond words. Lady Clevername gazed upon it and immediately burst into cackles of glee. It’s kind of like if Genny (also Rusty) decided to try to dress up as Ziggy Stardust. Only in the forest, as a shirtless man. Do with that mental image what you will.

The novel is apparently part of the The Kingkiller Trilogy, which means I have yet another two books to read in the OCD that is my reading life. While Sarina bemoans plowing through the four books of Twilight, I once read all twelve books of the Left Behind series. Mostly to prove to myself that I was stronger than Christian Indoctrination. And I was. Jeezy Creezy he ain’t gots me yet.

The novel is this pseudo-Beowulf, in which this legendary warrior, posing as an innkeeper in a nowhere backwater, is telling his life story to a story gatherer over the course of three days. So book one is day one. At first, I was not impressed with this method. I thought it was a really cheesy way of guaranteeing yourself a three-book deal. This story is bigger than just one book! It’s THREE!

So this guy, who’s name is Kvothe, which is potentially the worst character name I have come across since the aforementioned Left Behind series. Kvothe is big shit. He’s called Kvothe the Bloodless, the Kingkiller, and various other names that give long haired fat kids boner at renfaires. The first book covers his origin story, at least up until his teenage years.

The writing is pretty bad. It’s got this kind of tenor like it was written by a dude who reads a lot of fantasy. It’s borderline fan-fic, borrowing elements from everything that came before it, and also portions of a life spent in the Society for Creative Anachronism. Kvothe comes from theatre folk, a traveling caravan of gypsy nomads who do stage productions and are genuinely awesome people. So of course, they die horribly and mysteriously at the hands of a group of evil magical folk. Think Harry Potter mixed with The Forsaken in Wheel of Time. Because I know I did.

So Kvothe tricks his way in the Arcanum, which is a wizarding academy, where people learn how to use magic. Only they don’t call it magic, they call it sympathy. It’s a little Bell, Book, and Candle, and comes from a mind that has attended at least one Wiccan ceremony. And the book becomes your average schoolboy academy story. I think the problem I had with it is that I’ve come across the damn training session in every other fantasy book I’ve read. Harry Potter has Hogwarts, Tavi learns furycrafting in Jim Butcher’s Codex Alera series, even Wheel of Time has the White Tower of the Aes Sedai.

It’s always the same thing. The lowly poor kids against the spoiled rich kids. Mortal enemies. Teachers who love the hero, and teachers who hate the hero from the start. Legendary exploits that schoolkids still talk about to this day. Just once, I’d like to see the rich kid be the nice guy. But apparently, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get a break in medieval times.

And this is the crux of the first book. It’s Kvothe’s time in the Arcanum, interspliced with “meanwhile back at the ranch” moments in present time to help break up the giant flashback that encompasses the series. He keeps making hints at things yet to come, which only feed my seething rage at his inept scheming. it’s like I’m being tricked into reading the next two books.

And I wouldn’t except for the love story. In most books, it’s the worst element. In fantasy, it’s practically the kiss of eternal death. Nerds can’t write love. But Rothfuss absolutely NAILS it. Kvothe’s pursuit of Denna is the only reason to read the series. He captures what it’s like to pine for someone, to feel the sting of young love’s rejection, to be friends so hard because you love them that much. It’s wonderful, and it totally makes the novel worthwhile. And as Kvothe admits, the story is about a woman. So fortunately, there will much of Denna in the novels, and so I will continue reading them.

Dammit.

Publisher’s Note: I did a Google Image search for a picture of the author, and there are about 10 pictures of him online. And in every single of them, he’s wearing the same “Joss Whedon is My Master Now” T-Shirt. Dude needs a new T-shirt.

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Comments

Apparently that dude like PvP.

Posted by: Snath at December 1, 2008 8:14 AM

Yikes. To each their own, I suppose, but this book absolutely floored me when I read it last year. I thought it was extremely well-written, found the story to be pretty unique for a fantasy novel, and it did win the Quill for fantasy. This is really the first wholly negative take I've seen.

Posted by: Jeff at December 1, 2008 9:10 AM

Aww...Never guessed Prisco would be such a sucker for a lurrrrve-story!

Posted by: Jeezy Creezy at December 1, 2008 9:32 AM

Laziest review ever?

The gold standard of all criticism disagrees:

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Posted by: Gene at December 1, 2008 9:33 AM

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Posted by: melody at December 1, 2008 10:03 AM

Dang, Prisco. Harsh.
I liked it too! Ursula Le Guin liked it! THE ONION LIKED IT! The Onion is never wrong. I am just going to assume some SCA groupie touched you in a bad place once, and leave it at that.

Posted by: AdaHaze at December 1, 2008 10:04 AM

That might be the first spambot that is somewhat understandable. It looks like it was written by someone with bad grammar, not simply someone that has never spoken English before.

Posted by: Snath at December 1, 2008 10:10 AM

I agree with you that the "schoolboy" story is old-hat but, again, this is a trilogy and this was the set-up book. And the "Kvothe as a storyteller" element ties into the theme of the book: the hero-as-imagined vs. the true person. The reason Kvothe has all those nicknames and whatnot is because people have idolized him and generally exaggerated the stories about him; he has become a legend. But the "Chronicler" is a man whose sole purpose is debunking myths and legends (like dragons), and thus he is trying to get to who the "real" Kvothe is, a man with a lot of flaws and who does some pretty stupid stunts.

Posted by: Lindsay at December 1, 2008 11:30 AM

Wow. Totally disagree. Hard to see why you think it's not well-written, since it's obviously been edited a zillion times and it reads like silk. Also thought the romance was by far the weakest aspect of the book, but to each his own.

Posted by: ponch at December 1, 2008 12:41 PM

Were you drunk when you read the book, dear? I've read it twice so far, and have plans for another reading before Book 2 comes out. Sorry to say, you're WAY off base with this one, Prisco.

Posted by: Mandacat at December 1, 2008 2:02 PM

*And* as further proof that Google makes people stupid - there are plenty of images of the author on his website and blog where he isn't wearing the Joss Whedon shirt.

Posted by: hoorah at December 2, 2008 3:25 AM

This is by far the worst review I've read ever..
pseudo-Beowulf? bad writing? did you read the book?
It's one of the best written fantasy books I've read, and it probably didn't win the Quill awards because of the love story. As someone said earlier and I agree, The lovestory was the weakest aspect of the book! And what's with the generalizing? "Nerds can't write love"? What is this, high school?
But hey, what the hell.. I guess we can't all enjoy and appreciate quality, so if you didn't like it too bad! And if the only thing you could relate to in the book was the rejection of teenage love, that says more about you than the book!
Hail Name Of The Wind! :D Greatest book ever!

Posted by: Black Dragon at December 6, 2008 12:35 PM

I can respect that fact that you don't like the book, but wow. It's almost as if someone put "The Name of the Wind" cover on "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex." Were you going through some weird times when you read this book? It seems like something else besides the book in hand was on your mind. I loved this book. It is the best read I have picked up in some time. I have been patiently waiting for the second book. Patiently, with a mixed feeling of annoyance and relief that he is taking so long. The story as a whole is grabbing. The love story wasn't that great though. I am not a fan of love stories, but respect the need for one.

Your review seems a bit biased, however. I have never read any of your other articles, but this one portrays you as a love story, bias reader. Which to another reader, sharing my same ignorance for your background, would come off the same of course. Maybe you were in need of a love story when you read it?

I recommend this book to anyone that is a fantasy book fan. You will be very satisfied with this one. The new book is rumored to be set for April of 2009, so you may want to wait a few months if there is something else you want to read right now. Great read!

Posted by: Zacchaeus at January 4, 2009 2:10 AM