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The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

By Seige | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (28)



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I am not typically a big fan of fantasy books. I mean, I enjoy them when they happen across my path, but I don’t tend to seek them out. This particular set of books I bought on a whim—the three books were being sold in a box set used for about $3. I figured I might as well read them—I greatly enjoyed two of the three movies, and these are my father’s favorite books as well. It turned out I was surprised how much I enjoyed these.

The first book, The Fellowship of the Ring, starts out very slowly. I was disheartened at first, not sure that I’d be able to slog through the whole thing if it all was as dull as the first few chapters. Luckily, once we got past all the descriptions of Hobbit social structure and Hobbit landscapes, the story began to pick up. Admittedly, nothing of real note actually HAPPENED until nearly 3/4 of the way through, but once the Hobbits got on the road and truly began their adventure, I got sucked in. By the time the Fellowship forms and sets out from the elven palaces at Rivendell, I couldn’t put the book down. The second book, The Two Towers, was even better. There was more adventure, more battles, more characters. I loved the Riders of Rohan, and greatly enjoyed the battle of the Ents. There was a lot going on in that book, and it’s definitely the best of the three. The third book, Return of the King, was good, but definitely became slightly tiresome as things wound down. Also, the last third of it is “historical footnotes” about the lineage of the kings of Gondor and such (not very thrilling reading.) On the whole, I thought these were great, and will likely read at least the first two again at some point.

Reasons the Books are Better Than the Films:

1. Frodo is significantly less whiny and annoying. Even though I like Elijah Wood and though Sean Astin was perfectly cast as Samwise Gamgee, I tend to fast-forward through the Sam/Frodo parts in The Two Towers movie because I find “fuckin’ Frodo” unbearably irritating.

2. Arwen only appears, like, twice. I don’t think she even has any lines in the books. She is certainly not having some wild horse chase. Since I hated her character in the film too, I was happy to not run across her much.

3. All of my random and picky questions were answered. I.e. If the 9 rings of power turned the kings of men into Ringwraiths, what happened with the Elves’ and Dwarves’ rings? (Answer: The Elves were too strong to be corrupted. Half of the Dwarves’ rings were taken back by Sauron and the other half were lost.) Or why is Gimli the only Dwarf in the story? Where are all the dwarves? (Answer: Dwarves and Elves don’t get along. Also, the dwarves live on the opposite end of Middle-Earth from where all the action takes place.) All those nagging little things that bothered me from the movie were neatly fixed.

4. The poetry is quite beautiful. There are many different poems throughout the stories, usually songs or legends the characters relate, often “translating” from other languages. For obvious reasons, most are left out of the movie.

5. Tom Bombadil. If you don’t know, you’re just missing out.

Reasons The Film is Better Than the Book:

1. Viggo Mortensen is pretty.

2. Sir Ian McKellan is just too freaking awesome.

3. Some scenes of excitement are added for effect. There are also dialogues that add to the story.

4. Viggo Mortensen is really pretty.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read. For more of Seige’s reviews, check out The Caustic Critic.









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Comments

Tom Bombadil is The Man. I understand why they left him out of the movie, sort of, but it was something I kept looking for, some little reference I never got to see.

I like the movies, but I think they stand separately from the books. I think my lists would match up pretty close to yours, although I wish the movies had made Merry and Pippin get taller because of the Ent draughts.

Posted by: Kelly O at September 1, 2009 8:12 AM

I remember reading the books after the first teaser trailer came out and made me interested on what it was about. You're right in that the first 150 pages or so are a slog to get through. I find that once you get to Bree, things pick up speed and don't let up till the quest is over.

The movies were great but they are as much Peter Jackson's (and Fran Walsh's) vision as they are Tolkien's books. I did appreciate the movies more thanks to the movies.

Posted by: Fredo at September 1, 2009 8:12 AM

I remember haaaating these books. I pushed myself through them when i was about 11. Loved the hobbit and the movies though, and I'm a big fan of fantasy in general. After this review I'm considering going back to this series to give it another shot.

Kudos!

Posted by: Chugga at September 1, 2009 8:14 AM

The Battle of the Shire. The entire point of the trilogy for me was that Merry and Pippen grew up and became leaders in their own right-that last chapter with the hobbits fighting for their freedom was fantastic, and I was crushed that Peter Jackson not only didn't include it, but managed to shoehorn in extra elven crappyness instead. How many longing glances, endless chanting and floating gossamer crap did the movie actually need anyway? Add to that the movie's shameful treatment of Gimli and the books look even better.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 1, 2009 8:29 AM

Just some random thoughts from a LOTR's fan:

1. It's not 3 books. It's one novel divided into 6 books, and published in 3 parts. It came out during WWII, and the publisher didn't think people would cough up alot of money for a huge novel in a new style (fantasy), so the publisher split it into 3 parts and the publisher gave each third a title.

2. If you get the extended version of the movie, it includes Merry and Pippin growing because of drinking ent draughts. It also includes Merry and Pippin getting kidnapped by a tree, only it's Treebeard that saves them, and not Tom Bombadil.

3. Frodo is 50 when he sets out with the ring. As much as I like Elijah Wood, he was just toooo young for the part.

4. The Scouring of the Shire. It was the whole point of the ending. The Shire wasn't spared. The hobbits had to fight some more. SPOILERS . . . Saruman and Wormtongue were freaking living in Bag End. No wonder Christopher Lee was pissed off about not being in the last movie.

5. Viggo Mortensen is pretty.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 1, 2009 8:44 AM

Wait...Tom Bombadil is a reason why the book is better than the movie for you? It's like, all of a sudden, Frodo and Sam meet up with a tree-hugging version of Santa Claus who doesn't advance the story one friggin' iota! I hate Tom fucking Bombadil. With a passion.

And the poems and songs? In the word of Edmund Lord Blackadder, "utter crap!"

Otherwise, I agree: I enjoyed these books far more than I expected to. I do also think Tolkien is good at writing in a way that conveys a sense of the LOTR being like the bible or the upanishads or other books of ancient lore. He's quite brilliant at capturing the language of such books.

He could've used a stronger editor, though.

Posted by: Armando at September 1, 2009 8:51 AM

While I'm just now starting to get into the fantasy genre, the LOTR movies practically guaranteed that I'll not willing slog through the books. The first film is still so excruciatingly boring for me that I haven't watched it since the day that Two Towers was released, and while I really dug certain parts of the 2nd & 3rd films they also just dragged a little too much for me. I do acknowledge that I may just be to impatient to appreciate the work. It is encouraging to know that Liv Tyler's horrific work/character in the film trilogy has no place in the literature.

Quick question for seige or anybody else who knows it: At any point in the books, does Tolkien address the often joked about question if that massive eagle thing saved Gandalf from the tower and saved Frodo from the lava of Mount Doom, why didn't they just ride said giant eagle thing to Mordor and drop the ring into the fire?

It's a nitpicky question I know, but I'd be interested to hear any insight from the books.

Posted by: CleverJohnny at September 1, 2009 9:41 AM

I don't think there's a Giant Eagle Hotline, no dispatcher for Giant Eagle taxi service. So you take your chances counting on a big-ass eagle saving your ass.

I also could have skipped 99.5% of the "poetry" in LOTR, and I'm a huge fan. Finding the movie dull does not translate to finding the books dull. I could not STAND both the insertion of Arwen as a major character and the heightened importance of Helm's Deep in the movie. I know, love interest/extra female character in a movie where they were scarce, but it added nothing to the plot. And looking at Liv Tyler in extra-soft-focus doesn't do a thing for me, so the gigantic message-hammer "She's giving up ETERNAL LIFE for him!" just pissed me off.

I think Jackson was going for world's record of Most Cutaway Shots of Crying Children in Helm's Deep.

I'm much more understanding of cutting out Bombadil and the Scouring of the Shire than I am of that nonsense.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 1, 2009 9:49 AM

CleverJohnny: I've always thought it was because the eagles would have taken the rings too...

Posted by: Amy at September 1, 2009 9:51 AM

I'm with Armando on Tom Bombadil - I actually enjoyed the first novel and really liked the first half of The Two Towers but I hated the rest of it. I'm sorry, I just couldn't deal with reading about Frodo walk and stumble for half a novel - if the chapters had alternated - going back and forth from Frodo to Pippin or anything like that, I might have liked it more. This way, I felt like all the exciting stuff was in the first half. I think that was one thing the movies did well. To add to the negatives on the films - how about Faramir? I hate how when first introduced he acts just like Boromir when he was so obviously the better and nobler brother in the novels.

Posted by: Jen at September 1, 2009 9:56 AM

I always thought they sent the hobbits to Mordor because they could sneak in unnnoticed. A huge eagle flying towards Saruman's eye doesn't sound like a good idea to me...

Posted by: Sofia at September 1, 2009 10:04 AM

Sauron... not Saruman.

Posted by: Sofia at September 1, 2009 10:05 AM

Love the movies and love the books, but they have become two wholly different versions of the same story. Sort of like myths/fables as they are passed down through generations. Like Fredo said.

A combination of Amy's and Sofia's reasons are what I believe to be the answer to the "fly the eagles straight into Mordor" question. Also, one was the king of eagles, so maybe he had more important things to watch out for. Like dragons, demons, etc.

Posted by: BAM at September 1, 2009 10:19 AM

Leaving out Tom Bombadil was a GOOD thing. God, there is no good about his being in the book.

BWeaves, I think the Merry and Pippen 'growing' reference was more of a mental 'growing up' kind of thing. The movie didn't really show them growing as characters as much as the book. Also, though Frodo was 40 in the book, Hobbits mature much slower (Bilbo was 111 at the beginning of the book), so I think that his 'human age' was about right.

Anyway, I read the books and liked them, but what REALLY struck me (other than the god-awful 'get on with it' ending) was that Tolkien had a lot of great ideas, but was not a great writer. This didn't hit me until I began reading lots of other good fiction writers and then went back and read these books. He isn't a *bad* writer necessarily, but his writing craft isn't very good.

But the obvious homo-erotic sexual tension between Sam and Frodo made up for that.

Posted by: fifteenkeys at September 1, 2009 10:22 AM

I actually enjoyed LOTR much more after I read The Silmarillion and The Unfinished Tales. All that stuff about getting started, and winding actually means something. Yet, I don't really know how you make that story into a movie. Jackson & company did a good job, perhaps as good as could be.

I especially don't know how you put Tom Bombadil into the narrative. The whole story lives in the middle of a much larger web of powers and goals and consequences. Bombadil, the Ents, the Eagles, and Shelob are at least as entangled with the surrounding story as with the tale being told. It's the hobbit's role & task to bear the fate of this age, and eventually to free the shire, or not.

If you want crazy-making things about the story - how about releasing the army of the dead? Who says "Fight for us this day?" Fight for us this campaign or this war. Bring the army of the dead with you to Mordor.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 1, 2009 10:36 AM

Fifteenkeys: I'm referring to Merry and Pippin growing as in actually getting taller. They get taller when they drink the ent draughts. It's in the book and in the extended version of the movie. It's not in the theatrical release.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 1, 2009 10:43 AM

I'm a huge fan of the books (first read them as a kid, re-read them every year) and followed every bit of the movie-making process with anxiety. So I will offer this for the Arwen-haters: it could have been worse. Initially, they were going to have her show up at Helm's Deep with the other elves (who should NOT have been there, EITHER, huge peeve of mine) and fight alongside Aragorn. Somewhere on the internets (too lazy to look), there's a shot of her in armor on horseback doing that very thing. Luckily, Liv Tyler didn't think that it fit the (reinvented) character, and Jackson agreed, so they went with the more subdued version in the film. Just imagine...

Posted by: sherry at September 1, 2009 11:08 AM

I love the "slow" beginning of Fellowship, when Gandalf tells Frodo he is going to be leaving the peaceful Shire on a long and perilous quest. It's the romantic idea of 'a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.' Tolkein does a great job of engendering that feeling while fleshing out Frodo, Sam, and Co.

Posted by: stryker1121 at September 1, 2009 11:53 AM

I second everything Mrcreosote said. The books are about the hobbits and their quest and Battle of the Shire was the climax of that story. To leave it out of the movies was unforgivable.

Posted by: EricD at September 1, 2009 12:33 PM

Viggo may be pretty, but his Aragorn was awful. I think Sean Bean would have been a better choice.

Jackson skipped right over the part that it was 17 YEARS between Bilbo leaving and Frodo leaving the shire, and yes Frodo was supposed to be 50 at that time.

The insertion of Arwen as a major character was a travesty, but not as big a travesty as turning Gimli into the comic relief.

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at September 1, 2009 1:00 PM

BWeaves: Frodo was supposed to be young. 50 for a hobbit is more like 25 (give or take) for us. Bilbo was, like, 80 years older than him.

Posted by: ingres at September 1, 2009 1:50 PM

The first few times I read these books (ahem, book) I really loved it. Sometime in the past 5 years, as I have expanded my reading (especially after reading A Song Of Ice And Fire) I came to the conclusion that I don't care for Tolkien's writing style and I have not been able to re-read this. I love the story, but the writing makes it unbearable for me to get through.

CleverJohnny: This might not satisfy your curiosity, but my answer to your question is that the entire point of LOTR is that it was the time for a small (physical size yes, but also "simple" mind) creature to overcome the most difficult task. It is no longer up to man, elf, dwarf, wizard, and even giant eagle to destroy the ring. This is why many fans are upset by the exclusion of the Scouring of the Shire scene in the movie. The Hobbits learn their true power, and that scene encapsulates that point, bringing the story full circle.

Posted by: Agent Scully at September 1, 2009 2:43 PM

I was 13 when I first read LOTR and was completely smitten with Strider/Aragorn for almost a year. I was TOTALLY gunning for him to hook up with Eowyn (sp? too lazy to check). She was the only cool chick in the entire series. And then Aragorn pusses out and marries Arwen. I discovered this by sneaking a peak ahead in the Return of the King. Pissed me off so much, I never finished reading it. Seriously, my little twee heart was broken when I found out they didn't end up together - instead he married some fancy elven babe. I'm actually grateful for the movies for showing that Aragorn/Arwen had a relationship, as opposed to him being a total dick and prancing off to be king with his elven princess and leaving Eowyn behind.

Also, it can never be said too often: Viggo Mortensen is pretty.

Posted by: malechai at September 1, 2009 5:50 PM

As a long time Tolkien liver, here a few answers to questions posed:

1: the eagles could not have flown the hobbits to mt doom. Sauron would have noticed an aerial incursion to Mordor and would have dispatched Nazgul on Winged Things to stop them.

2: Letting the dead go: the only thing keeping the dead around was that they had sworn an oath to Gondor to fight for them that they (the dead) didn't keep. They were then cursed until they fulfilled their promise. Once that was fulfilled, Aragorn had no moral right to force them to stay, and if he had he would be little better then Sauron.

Posted by: Trek Barnes at September 1, 2009 6:22 PM

I read these books about 12 years ago, and haven't read them since.

I have, however, listened to them on CD (Rob Inglis narrates). Listening to this story is absolutely amazing; it transforms the way you look at the novels. You get to hear the lyrical qualities of Tolkien's writing, and oh! is it beautiful.

Posted by: Stenz at September 1, 2009 9:30 PM

You know, you don't have to read the appendices... I'm actually rereading LOTR right now and read a bunch of that stuff as clarification/prep work for rereading this book that I haven't read in at least 12 years.

Posted by: Julia at September 1, 2009 10:51 PM


Just to put it up front, I'm a huge fan of both books and movies. Huge. I grew up with the books -- at one point they were all I wanted for Chriestmas from my relatives coming from the States -- and the movies filled my heart with joy.

"Also, one was the king of eagles, so maybe he had more important things to watch out for. Like dragons, demons, etc."

--MORE IMPORTANT than the end of the greatest evil that world had ever know? Well, that AGE of that world, as they put it.


But yeah, it bothered me too about the Eagles, as a kid. In a sense, the movies helped answer that question (as they did clarify so many things about the books, I felt.)


The answer is, yeah: fly a couple of giant Eagles into the heart of Mordor, and even IF the Nazgul aren't around to slap them right out of the sky (remember that the army, including the Nazgul, were smoke by the time the Eagles did their thing)... even if the Nazgul weren't there, the Eagle riders would have been sensed, and met at the Mount Doom entry with about a thousand Orcs.


I'd have to agree that Tolkien was a better idea-haver than a writer per se. But that's not too far removed from, say, H.P Lovecraft. Both had entire worlds they wanted to share, one awful, one beautiful. They could have been better writers (or maybe editors)... but they definitely deserve to stand head-and-shoulders above the rest for the strength of their ideas.


On a separate note: the expanded role of Arwen didn't bother me that much. If you look at the book, that part of hers (rescuing the hobbits and Aragorn in the Wild) was done by another character named Glorfindel, an Elf-Lord who, really, never did anything else in the book. So I was okay with using the opportunity to lay some screen time and gravitas on Arwen, who, after all, is the ultimate reason Aragorn is doing almost anything. So, I was fine with that. (As an illustrative point -- literally, I now realize -- in Ralph Bakshi's animated film the rescue was given to Legolas to do, just to, I guess, give it to SOMEONE who you were gonna see more than once.)


Perhaps surprisingly, what bothered me more was the presence of the Elves at Helms Deep. They rode in out of nowhere, with admittedly great timing, and it made for some very cool movie moments. But in the book, it's just Men. The three Fellowship members, and the rest are the men of Rohan. Tolkein even mentions it briefly in the books. (although, if I remember correctly, the passagecomes later on in book 3, when the Rohan men are met by Aragorn's fellow Rangers); Gimli says "Why didn't WE wish for some of our kinfolk?" And Legolas says sadly "They would not have come. They have no need to ride to war. War marches already on their own lands."

But if there's one thing in the Movie trilogy that really bothered me, it was this, above all:


The Men, particularly their leaders, come across looking really bad.


Let me explain. In the first movie, the Men were amazingly human -- flawed, brave, everything. To this day Boromir -- who I despised in the books, as only a kid can -- is perhaps my favorite character in the movies, and its all for that one scene in Lorien where he talks about his father's rule.


But the leader of Rohan, bewitched but kindly and kingly in the book, became a whiner in the movies. And the Steward of Gondor, a stern but commanding presence in the book, became an obvious madman in the movie. How could he have anyone's respect? I still hate Jon Noble's performance in that movie; it is only in Fringe that I have some to like him, and believe that in LOTR he was either misdirected or miscast. I like Noble's work in Fringe a lot, but it took a long time to get over that hurdle.


I though it a real pity that both these leaders, real leaders in the books, particularly Theoden of Rohan, came across as such cardboard cutouts in the films.

Posted by: karstark at September 2, 2009 8:24 AM

Points on Arwen and Bombadil are good ones, but you really weren't bothered by those elves at Helms Deep? I didn't like the missing characters or the extra Liv Tyler screen time (though she's lovely), but they can be understood - we don't need to see Bombadil and the Barrows (never mind that that's where they get their swords), but they could be there. Maybe Jackson wanted to highlight the relationship between Aragorn and Arwen, which was admittedly muted in the books, to build up MOAR DRAMAZ. But the random Lorien army, with Haldir bearing a picnic basket and a bottle of champagne (YEAAAH! Let's get killed by orcs, maaaan!), was really too much.

Mm-mm. The elves were never strong enough to resist the power of the rings; the rings all, which the exception of the One, were forged by Celebrimbor (who made the mistake of teaching Sauron), who, when he noticed that the rings were being seized and twisted by Sauron, sent the Three to Elrond, Galadriel, and that nice elf at the Grey Havens (who later gave it to Gandalf) for safekeeping. But that's Silmarillion, and if you had issues with the beginning of Fellowship, the Silmarillion isn't much better.

Viggo Mortensen is very pretty indeed.

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