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By Dustin Rowles | Books | September 11, 2008 |


14968372.JPGWhile it may appear to the casual viewer that Prisco (Mr. Five books. Shah.) is owning my ass in this race, it simply isn’t true. I’ve just been a febrile mess lately and couldn’t be bothered to write anything about my reads. If anyone is currently keeping count, I am tearing through book four.

So there.

Prisco chose a sci-fi writer’s self-help tome to be his first read. I picked a collection of old-fashioned ghost stories edited by Edward Gorey. I’m sure this has deeper meaning.

Edward Gorey was one of those artists/famous people that I dreamed of one day meeting. I love his ability to take the macabre and twisted (The Curious Sofa, anyone?) and make them elegant and just a wee bit quaint. However, I am glad I never got the chance to share a drink with the man, as I am sure he would have thought me a ninny, and I would have learned some horrible truth about him, like his bad dental hygiene or that he was a raging misogynist (Neither of which I know to be true. I’m just speculating here, people.).

The Haunted Looking Glass does much to maintain his place of adoration my heart. Gorey selected twelve (Oh, why not thirteen!) old-fashioned ghost stories such masters of the craft as Robert Louis Stevenson, Bram Stoker, Charles Dickens, and the godfather of the Gothic novel, Wilkie Collins. All of the stories are traditional chillers with haunted houses, premonitory visions, and vengeful spirits. There’s no blood or gore. No vampires or evil clowns. Just a tidy collection of things that go bump in the night and leave you with a chill up your spine. And not only did Gorey have a hand in selecting the stories, but he also provides illustrations for the title page of each.

While some of the stories play out as slightly dated, there were definitely a few standouts with a strong creep factor. “The Empty House” by Algernon Blackwood is a tightly wound telling of a man and his elderly aunt’s visit to a supposed haunted house. Their journey through the vacant house and what they encounter was far more effective at eliciting the eebie-jeebies from me than any of those “supernatural” television shows where people wander around old buildings using night vision cameras and exclaiming, “What was that?”

The most effectively creepy story came from none other than Bram Stoker. “The Judge’s House” has to be the first time I’ve read a story and wanted to shout at the main character, like people do in bad horror films. A student rents an old house as a retreat to complete his studies, and very quickly encounters the infestation of rats in the wainscoting. Yeah, my ass would have been at the Days Inn five seconds after the first pair of beady little eyes peered out of the woodwork, but the unfortunately stubborn student continues to stay in the house. Stoker makes the skin crawl with this tale of haunting by rodents.

Gorey wisely chose to include the ever-frightening “The Monkey’s Paw” by W.W. Jacobs. If you’ve never read this classic, you absolutely need to. Right now. All I can say is that it’s the best illustration of how readers’ imaginations sometimes can do all necessary work; a writer just has to give them the right tasty little morsel to set that machine in motion.

M.R. James’ “Casting The Runes” rounds out the lot as the one story that felt the most “modern.” It is a well-paced tale of a man attempting to crawl out from underneath a hex from a bitter, self-described alchemist whose badly written paper the hexed man made the mistake of giving a negative review. Be careful what you write in those Amazon customer reviews.

The Haunted Looking Glass certainly didn’t terrify me to the point of needing to sleep with the light on. There’s only been one book with that kind of power over me, Ghost Story by Peter Straub. But it was darn good for a little shiver before bedtime.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. You can read more about it, here.

100 Books in One Year. #1: The Haunted Looking Glass, a Ghost Story Anthology Edited by Edward Gorey
Cannonball Read / Alabama Pink

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