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By Nicole Fuscia | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (27)



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Guess what, y’all? House wrote a book! You know I had to buy it. Those sexy blue eyes were just gazing at me from the back cover, whispering, “Oh Nicole, I’ve been waiting for you. Take me home.” So I did.

I didn’t expect it to be a great work of literature, and it’s not. But what The Gun Seller is, is a fun, fast, twisty romp of a spy thriller. Thomas Lang, ex-Scots Guard and general layabout, was drifting along just fine until the day he was offered a large sum of money to kill a wealthy businessman. Lang, of course, doesn’t want the job, thank you very much, but he gets sucked into a tangled scheme involving dangerous and obscenely rich arms dealers, amateur terrorist plots, minor foreign dignitaries, the CIA, a groundbreaking new model of fighter helicopter that will mean tankerloads of money to the government (US, British, both, who knows?), and a pretty girl before he can even open a fresh bottle of Scotch. Blackmailed on several fronts, Lang is forced to be a bad guy, which he manages to do pretty well, but not without several layers of guilt weighing on his conscience and making him determined to find a way to flip the script on the guys holding the reins.

One thing that keeps the plot moving so quickly is the simple fact that not only does Lang not know who the good guys are, but neither does the reader. There were times where I said to myself, “Sweet baby Jesus, I thought he was on our side! And what the hell is she doing helping that guy over there when she was snuggling up to Lang last night? Whore!” Nothing about the plot or characters is black and white; the entire story is washed in shades of gray. Just when you think you know what’s going on, you turn the page and realize there’s a window where you believed a wall stood, or a wall where there should have been a door. The reader experiences every shift, twist, and loop right along with Lang, and his quest for the truth becomes yours as you race towards the end looking for the way out. You can’t even be sure if Lang is a good guy who learned to be bad, or a bad guy trying to make good, or both. Nor does Lang; he’s just kind of making it up as he goes along, pulling out his old spy/special ops skills and flying by the seat of his sexy pants while trying to stay alive and avert World War III, and some of his moves are downright stunning - at one point, I kind of wanted to sit up and applaud.

Honestly, the novel is a blast. The conversational tone made me picture Laurie, sitting in a leather armchair with a drink at his elbow, just spinning out this yarn while we relaxed in front of a fire on a chilly day. Lang is a fantastic protagonist, just a sort of everyman with some specially-acquired military skills who would prefer to mind his own business but has just a little more under the surface than you would expect. The plot double-crosses and then twists back on itself, but it’s never too complicated to follow, with just enough sex and violence thrown in. The dialogue is organic and snappy and the characters given the right bit of nuance to make them interesting without taking over.

Go ahead, try it. Those eyes are begging you.

Nicole Fuscia is a book critic for Pajiba. She lives in Philadelphia, where she listens to the soothing hip hop melodies of Bel Biv Devoe and pursues her lifelong goal: To perfect the Turk dance.









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Comments

I just might. Lovely review, Nicole.

Posted by: Cindy at August 18, 2009 8:35 AM

you had me at "Hugh"

Posted by: bethy at August 18, 2009 8:45 AM

Thanks for the pic...

They optioned it for a movie a few years back, but decided the world wasnt ready for the whole "amateur terrorist plot" business... um, what about now? We seem to make movies about fuck-all, so let's get crackin', Laurie!

By the way, Hugh, call me...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 18, 2009 9:11 AM

I read this years ago before there was a House. And it was fuckin' fantastic.

Posted by: chenry at August 18, 2009 9:26 AM

The first part of that book is fucking hilarious. The intro sequence alone was so funny I had to read it over and over again.
Second part, not so much. Up from the point where Lang joins the terrorist crowd it's a rather mediocre spy thriller. Still worth it of cause, if only to read it in Laurie vioce and laugh your ass off.

Posted by: Mo at August 18, 2009 9:30 AM

That picture of my beloved Hugh is making me moist. Can you believe that he almost didn't get the part of House because they didn't think he was sexy enough? Morons! If my British prick boss looked like that, I could almost put up him.

I knew that he wrote, but didn't know the name of the book. I am going to get it TODAY.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at August 18, 2009 9:47 AM

I've had a major crush on Hugh Laurie since I saw him in Stuart Little when I was 12. What this says about me I don't know, but I read this book ages ago because of the eyes, and I agree 100% with your review. They are also the reason I started watching House. They should be bottled and sold to advertising companies.

Posted by: dsbs at August 18, 2009 10:04 AM

Jesus ladies, check your underwear at the door on your way in.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 18, 2009 10:16 AM

Nicole, you Hugh whore!

Posted by: Julie at August 18, 2009 10:30 AM

Hmm hmm hmmm
yawn yawn yawn
Blah blah blah
"with just enough sex and violence thrown in."
SOLD!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 18, 2009 10:46 AM

I bought this years ago as a plane book before boarding a flight and then subsequently lost it when I got to my destination. I looked everywhere for it, and am still pretty bummed that I never found it (my suspicion is that one of my friends stole it...) This review might just make me buy it again!

Posted by: dene at August 18, 2009 10:47 AM

It's even more fun if you picture Statham as Lang.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at August 18, 2009 10:51 AM

Nicole, you Hugh whore!

GUILTY!!! *sighs, has sex daydream involving Glenlivet and Eyes of Lust*

Posted by: Nicole at August 18, 2009 11:02 AM

hey, want to date differently? Want to join a hot funny club? Just go to http://www.uniformedmeet.com/news/181 you must be fond of this.

Posted by: Musle at August 18, 2009 11:07 AM

Hey, I've read that! A very fun read.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 18, 2009 11:44 AM

I was wondering where he found the time, between his TV show and appearing in my nightly dreams...naked...with the cane...and...

Anyway, then, I read the comments and I understand that this was written before we began our relationship. Good. I want nothing to distract him from me.

Posted by: dawn at August 18, 2009 11:47 AM

dene - Not that I want to discourage you from doing your part to help our economy, but you know, they have these things called libraries where you can check out books for free. They're pretty cool.

Nicole - great review. I will definitely have to keep this in mind.

Posted by: tamatha at August 18, 2009 12:03 PM

Lovely review, Nicole. I'm going to have to add this to my mountain of books to be read. Sounds like fun.

Posted by: lizzieborden at August 18, 2009 12:32 PM

ooo... me want!

Posted by: Stella at August 18, 2009 12:49 PM

I tried to read the review, but I was totally sidetracked by the picture. This will be going on my list of books to read though.

Posted by: Jeni at August 18, 2009 1:14 PM

the book was written in 1996, when hugh and stephen fry, his comedic partner, were at the height of their TV and film success.. (blackadder, peter's friends, a bit of fry & (ampersand) laurie, jeeves and wooster, etc)...

i'm a bit peeved that people are jumping on the laurie bandstand now that he is internationally successful because of House...
he was mine long before the dour doctor... he was mine as the woopsy wooster, the jocular jokester, our poncy prince regent... i could go on with alliteration, but why bother??

he's mine, girls, so back off, ok???

actually, his dedication in the book (if it hasn't changed) is to his wife jo... lucky, lucky jo!

but, now i can't get the thought of jumping on the laurie bandstand out of my head... hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...

Posted by: gilly21 at August 18, 2009 1:18 PM

Gilly21, I think there's enough room on the Laurie bandwagon for all of us.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at August 18, 2009 1:26 PM

oh la la, it must be really huge if we can all jump on it, carolina girl... hmmm...

(sorry about the bandstand, i know it's a bandwagon!! not a uk or us difference, just my mistake!!!) having said that, a bandstand IS bigger than a bandwagon, surely???

Posted by: gilly21 at August 18, 2009 1:38 PM

Yes, but the smaller bandWAGON makes for a nice tight fit, hmm?

Posted by: Carolina Girl at August 18, 2009 1:46 PM

Didn't Emma Thompson once say about Hugh Laurie that he was hung like an eel? Whatever that means..

Posted by: AlwaysConfused at August 18, 2009 6:24 PM

I agree with Mo. I read the book a couple years ago. Overall I enjoyed it, but I don't think the second half is nearly as good as the first.

Posted by: Tracy at August 18, 2009 7:25 PM

Was it lupus?

Posted by: Fredo at August 18, 2009 7:52 PM


















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