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100 Books in One Year #12: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson

Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | October 10, 2008 | Comments (19)


Imagine if someone put an entire Thanksgiving dinner into a blender and pureed it with ice, told you to drink it and describe each of the individual flavors. You might get a nugget of obvious pumpkin pie, you might get a chunk of cranberry sauce. But overall, you enjoy the taste, because despite the bizarrely discordant elements, they all taste great. Welcome to the world of Stieg Larsson and Millenium.

I cannot remember who recommended this book to me (show yourselves!) but thank you so much. It’s very rare that I purchase a best seller in hardcover of an author that I’ve never heard before, but I just took a chance. They tout this as a thriller, which it is, but it’s so much more than that. It’s Zodiac meets Smilia’s Sense of Snow meets The Bourne Ultimatum meets IKEA, but even that pales in accuracy. It commits so many errors that would normally piss me off, but it’s got such an interesting cast of characters, and such a disarming narrative structure, you drift along madly with the story. It lulls you into a false sense of security before throwing a disembodied head in your lap.

A plot description would steal so much thunder, but here’s my best effort. It starts out as an investigative story, where a financial journalist named Mikael Blomkvist is accused of libel for writing an article about a corrupt billionaire industrialist. Blomkvist is then hired by the patriarch of a major industrial family, the Vanger clan, to surreptitiously investigate the disappearance of his niece Harriet under the guise of writing a biography of the family. Again, this strikes me as turning out to be a wintry episode of “Murder She Wrote.” And it starts out that way. What makes it so intriguing is that Blomkvist doesn’t want to do it, until Vanger promises to give him incontrovertible dirt on the industrialist who foiled him, Wennerstrom. (Which I kept reading as Wernstrom! and shaking my fist angrily at the sky) So you think you’re reading an old school murder mystery with a detective reluctant to investigate.

But where the novel really starts to shine is the titular character herself, Lisbeth Salander. She will now join the ranks of Thursday Next and Susannah Dean as one of the most kickass females in literature. Lisbeth is a socially devoid punk girl, who turns out to be an expert computer hacker and investigator. She’s ruthless in every meaning of the world, and rather than being a simple wallflower, is actually cold and calculating. She weighs every word, refuses to be touched, and will disappear for days on end. I’m not doing her justice with my explanation. She’s a fierce woman with a strict code, who will completely eviscerate people. She’s not a bitch, she’s THE bitch. She will fuck you up and destroy your life and not even give two damns about it. It’s fascinating.

At first, you aren’t sure where the two characters are going to interact, or even if they will interact. Larsson has this amazing way of traipsing along before smashing you over the head with a stunning undertaking. And he does this several times during the course of the book. It’s so layered it’s phenomenal. As plot points resolve, the story metamorphs into something completely different. It goes from mystery to thriller to spy story to journalistic revenge tale. And never once does it feel hobbitted, like the novel should have ended pages ago. The story literally becomes something else.

And when it does finally end, it’s such a strangely beautiful ending that its baffling. It’s both sad and perfect and interesting. The only failing I could see in this book, and it’s not really a failing, is that we’re meant to believe that Blomkvist is incredibly desirable to all women. In the context of the book, each coupling makes sense, but even James Bond only got it on with one or two women.

Supposedly, there are two more novels in the series. The second The Girl Who Played With Fire will be released in the UK in January 2009 (and which I’m not saying Alex the Odd needs to send to me immediately if not sooner because you know I’m handsome and cool and stuff) and Castles in the Sky, which may or may not get released in 2010. The sad coda to the story is that Larsson died in 2004, so this will be it for him. But I highly recommend this story. It’s not going to keep you riveted to your seat, or hungrily flipping to the next page necessarily. Because it’s not an adrenalized story. It’s just really sharp writing.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. You can read more about it, here.


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Comments

"It's Zodiac meets Smilia's Sense of Snow meets The Bourne Ultimatum meets IKEA,.."

WHAT DA.Fu... DUDE...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE...

seriously.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 10, 2008 8:09 AM

This book has been translated in french for a year and a half now. So have the 2 others. I work at a french bookstore in Ottawa and it's been the biggest seller there, as well as in all of Québec for nearly 6 months now.

We're a small bookstore that considers 3-4 sales a week to be a best seller. We've sold over 400 of those things...

Prepare yourself, English-speaking world, Stieg Larsson mania is descending upon thee!

Posted by: jpguy13 at October 10, 2008 8:58 AM

Got lost at the pureed thanksgiving dinner because, honestly NO I would not enjoy the taste because it would taste like cold gravy stirred in with a healthy slug of Cool Whip (at least if the vile types who top their fluffed up sweet potatoes with marshmallow are lurking at your table). Simply couldn't get past the analogy... well, I got a bit past it but hit another road-block at Stieg because I secretly fantasize about The Stig (sp?) who does all the track testing for Top Gear. "Some say his sweat smells of diesel fuel..." Mmmmmmm....

Posted by: Megan at October 10, 2008 9:22 AM

Prisco I owe you one. First you give me No. 1 comment of the week then you give me the most fantastic idea ever for thanksgiving dinner. I won't even have to cook, I'll just blend that shit up and boil it. Thanks man.

Great review by the way I'm definately picking this one up.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 10, 2008 9:35 AM

I can't help but wonder who chose the English title for the book. A literal translation of the Swedish title would be Men Who Hate Women.

Either way, I'm glad the rest of the world gets to know and love (and fear) Lisbeth Salander. She's a character that one, and the other two books focus on her and her story. And, it gets more complicated, more out there and more captivating.

Excellent reading experience. It's not brilliant literature, but holy hell, what a read it is.

Posted by: Soda at October 10, 2008 9:36 AM

Also, it's worth reading the book for the awesome revenge Lisbeth takes on the perverted lawyer alone. I was cheering her on as I read it.

Posted by: Soda at October 10, 2008 9:43 AM

The (admittedly vague) description of Lisbeth Salander is making me think, perhaps unfairly, of Eddi Aoki from John Ridley's What Fire Cannot Burn, probably the most repulsive, unsympathetic protagonist I've ever read. If someone could say, "Oh, no, she's not like that at all," I'd sure appreciate it, because this book sounds interesting.

Posted by: Todd at October 10, 2008 10:14 AM

Todd.
Oh, no, she's not like that at all.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at October 10, 2008 10:43 AM

Not that I know what Eddi Aoki is like, but Lisbeth Salander is not unsympathetic. She may not have much empathy for people around her, and she'll squash people like bugs if they do wrong (and no, the punishment does not always fit the crime), but she has a moral compass and she's extremely likeable. She's just fierce, and awesome.

Posted by: Soda at October 10, 2008 10:58 AM

Weird - I was just thinking about Susannah Dean and the Oracle Demon this morning, and I'm pissed at Jasper Fforde because he hasn't judged the 2007 Thursday Nextreme! contest so I can see if my entry won. I guess I have to read this book now.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 10, 2008 11:05 AM

Seriously I hate you all for this Cannonball read (in a loving way...kinda like how you have to hurt the ones you love because you know it's for their own good even if they don't)

I'm working on my stupid Masters so every spare second I have is devoted to reading a book a week for class or reading more books for my two terms papers...i have no time for fun-time pleasure reading and you are constantly torturing me with these amazing sounding books

a plague...a plague on both your houses!!!!!!

Posted by: SashaCA2 at October 10, 2008 11:10 AM

By comparing a character to Thursday Next you have elevated the book to "must read" status for me. So off it goes to live on my Amazon wish list.

There is no way I'm going to get through 100 books in 52 weeks and that is holding me back from joining the Cannonball Read outright. But I'm enjoying the hell out of the reviews and am glad they are making a comeback on Pajiba. For the record I am on my 3rd book in 2 weeks ("Dress You Family in Denim & Corduroy" by David Sedaris, "Blasphemy" by Doug Preston, and I have about 100 pages to go in "Something Wicked This Way Comes" by Bradbury) mixed up with a few graphic novels along the way so I'm not doing too shabby. Next up, "Making Money" by Terry Pratchet.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 10, 2008 11:27 AM

Yay - a conglomeration of all my favorite things. I'm just sitting here imagining Robert Downey Jr meeting Peter Hoeg meeting Jason Bourne who all meet up with inexpensive Scandinavian furniture with clean lines.
I can see that I'll be stopping at the library on the way home........

Posted by: gunter at October 10, 2008 1:06 PM

I got the advance of this one and read it six hours, since then I think I've forced about 35-40 people to buy it personally.I literally will not let customers out of the store until I've beat them down into buying it. Next recommendations:
The Rose Labyrinth--Da Vinci code for smart humanists
Alex and Me--Memior of a scientist and parrot language project
And the beautifully lyrical, incredibly creepy Man on the Ceiling.

Posted by: bookslut at October 10, 2008 2:41 PM

I HATED it. Could Mikael Blomqvist be a bigger Mary Sue? And the writing SUCKED -- I read it in Swedish, but I trust that every single effing pointless cup of coffee survived the translation. So many Chekhov's guns, so few relatable characters. Ugh.

Posted by: Karinf at October 10, 2008 5:07 PM

I love females. I love when females are empowered (I am pro-strapon, for chrissakes), but I will defend to the death the fact that Thursday Next is overrated. The amount of typos in the last book alone made me put down the novel and write an angry letter to Jasper Fforde. Harry Pooter? Eat a dick sir, and proofread next time.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at October 10, 2008 6:36 PM

I loved this book, and couldn't put it down. While the character of Lisbeth was incredibly fascinating, I hope the other two books don't completely abandon Mikael Blomkvist altogether... anyone? Please don't let it be so!!

In particular, I loved how Lisbth is so mysterious and unpredictable - she's so unbalanced, you don't know what she's going to do next. But damn I wish I had her balls!

I got a bit sad after finishing the book. As with all artists who have created something really special and then died without knowing of its success, it can be a bittersweet experience (Good example: Waitress). It's sad to think that such a great storyteller is gone.

Posted by: JJ McCLay at October 10, 2008 8:33 PM

Props for mentioning Thursday Next!

I haven't kept up on her series, but the first few books were great.

Posted by: Harlequin at October 10, 2008 11:15 PM

JJ McClay: Blomkvist is in all three books, don't worry. He's basically Larsson's alter ego, except for the manwhore thing.

Is the girl pictured here on the American book cover, because that is so not Lisbeth, I don't even know where to start.

Posted by: Elsa at October 12, 2008 2:49 PM