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The One with Dry Elderly Poon

The Development by John Barth / Jennifer McKeown

Book Reviews | October 21, 2008 | Comments (20)


Robert Browning was obviously optimistic about old age when he penned the lines “Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, The last of life, for which the first was made…” It is doubtful that John Barth, writing roughly a century and a half later, shares Browning’s view.

In fact, after reading The Development, Barth’s newest collection of short stories, I am more afraid than ever of growing old. If there are any benefits to this “last of life,” Barth doesn’t cover them here. Instead, Barth indicates that the end of one’s life is as fraught with confusion and uncertainty as is the beginning — only with the added benefits of poor eyesight, increased illness, and decreased agility. I can’t wait.

That’s not to say The Development is a total downer - it’s not. These nine stories are quick and light (the entire collection spans fewer than 170 pages) and are often quite funny, albeit in a dark, satirical way. There is the occasional occurrence of geriatric sex, which was admittedly a bit skeevy, but not necessarily depressing.

Set on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, The Development concerns the residents of Heron Bay Estates, a lovely little development that boasts many amenities for its residents. The wealthier inhabitants own weekend homes, while some other, full-time residents are planning the transition into “assisted living” — another of the development’s amenities. The characters are all quite diverse, each filling a particular pigeonhole that allows Barth to satirize pretty much everyone. There’s the conservatives who support Bush and the war in Iraq, and the liberals who spurn SUVs and wastefulness and encourage residents to go green. There are artists and businessmen, philanderers and Christian volunteers. Barth has a go at everyone in his Development.

Society itself, especially as depicted by the microcosm of Heron Bay Estates, is equally skewered. In “Peeping Tom,” the residents of this affluent gated community must come to terms with the illusion of safety, as their walls do not prevent a lurker from spying on their most private moments. Barth deftly and comically proves that a gated community can never fully protect inhabitants from outsiders — or from themselves.

This us/them dichotomy is furthered by other stories, not the least of which is the obviously titled “Us/Them,” in which Barth pits community member against community member, ideology against ideology. “Us/Them” is interesting for the ways in which Barth constantly redefines these terms, as each successive “us” becomes narrower and narrower. “Teardown” also develops the “us against them” theme when new residents tear down their home in favor of building a larger, more palatial one, incurring the wrath of their liberal neighbors in the process.

The best stories, however, eschew social satire in favor of simpler fare. Three stories in particular were especially moving, as Barth illustrates the effects of losing one’s life partner. “Toga Party” sees one couple taking fate in their own hands, unlike the couple featured in “Assisted Living,” whose best-laid plans are laid to waste when one spouse suddenly dies, leaving the surviving partner to cope alone. “The End” proves that fate can never be avoided, never predicted; no matter how carefully one plans for the future, life is ultimately one big surprise. Barth never descends into pathos when relating such dire events; nevertheless his straightforward, frequently wry delivery increases the emotion one feels when reading about these often helpless characters.

Still, The Development shines not because of its stories - these characters are, as one narrator notes, “nothing very momentous or consequential in the larger scheme of things” - but rather due to the metafictional, postmodern touches employed by Barth. These touches (narrators frequently address the audience, pondering authorial decisions, changing endings, or refusing to end the story at all) allow the reader to remember that this is fiction, after all, and not reality — although reality is never far away, especially when the characters argue about Darfur or Iraq.

But don’t let words like “metafiction” and “postmodern” fool you into thinking The Development isn’t a fun read. These stories are funny, thought-provoking, and moving - and never feel heavy or self-important. As long as you don’t mind images of dry, elderly poon (yeah, I went there - but so did Barth), I’d say The Development is worth a go.

Jennifer McKeown reads way too much and blogs about her experiences over at Bibliolatry.









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Comments

Dry elderly poon?

Ewewewewewewewewewewew!!!

Posted by: Pants at October 21, 2008 1:21 PM

I don't know what this says about me, but I've never read a review that made me want to run out and pick up a copy of a book more.

Apparently I like geriatric poon.

Posted by: tt_marie at October 21, 2008 1:23 PM

It is not geriatric, old, elderly or dried up poon people. It is merely more experienced.

You see, poon is like cheeze. When it is young it still tastes good, goes well on meals and has a pleasant texture. But if you want the really good stuff you got to go for the hard, aged variety. Even better on meals, (and sometimes it pays) the texture is such that it can take some abuse without whining and the taste stay's with you for hours. And then it takes the dentures out.

On a side note, I just realized that I'm going to hell and there is no hope for salvation.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 1:43 PM

Old people smell like lotion and doo-doo.

Posted by: firedmyass at October 21, 2008 1:43 PM

Unless you plan on going the way of James Dean, you can all look forward to becoming elderly.

Embrace it, fuckers...

Posted by: Recondite at October 21, 2008 1:52 PM

Old man butt! . . . chirping crickets . . . am I the only one who watched all of Sex and the City on DVD? . . . sorry I'll go over there and sit by myself.

Posted by: stipe42 at October 21, 2008 2:20 PM

The moment I get old and can't get my pipe to piping, please someone, anyone, please put me out of my misery.

Posted by: Pookie at October 21, 2008 2:23 PM

Yuck.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 21, 2008 2:44 PM

170 pages and John Barth in the same sentence.
Hard to believe! John Barth is so click happy on his keyboard that even his phone number is fourteen pages long. But if you're up for a one thousand page slog through a goat-boy doing what a goat boy in heat would do, i would highly recommend Giles Goat-boy for its bizarro-world qualities.
For meta-fiction is just another word for WTF is this guy taking.

Posted by: psychoticmonkey at October 21, 2008 3:01 PM

Ok, I see the Pajiban agenda, when it's about Ryan Reynolds we get a shirtless torso shot but when we get to some Fine Wines all of a sudden Big Pajiba gets weirded out by the human body. I demand a more erotic picture of two old people doing terrible things to each other! It's... for a ... friend?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 21, 2008 3:40 PM

My Grandfather had live in girlfriends until just a few months before his death (last month) at age 92. While this caused some embarrassment for my father, you have to hand it to the old guy, he kept busy.
Important tip: If you are in your 90's and there is a chance that your grandchildren will be cleaning out your house any time soon, it may be prudent to remove the marital aids, both external, internal, manual, and powered. Particularly but not limited to the 'Swedish Penis Pump' a la Austin Powers. Yeah Baby, that was totally Grandpa's bag.
I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Lindsey at October 21, 2008 4:29 PM

Lindsey, your grandfather was a fine, fine man.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 4:33 PM

We found 1/2 used tubes of KY, spermicidal no less, that had current expiration dates.
And condoms.
His girlfriend was 89. Just how much protection was really needed here?

Posted by: Lindsey at October 21, 2008 4:53 PM

Slightly related topic:
Anybody else remember the hilarious BBC comedy 'Waiting for God'? It took place within a retirement home. It was soooo funny.

Posted by: Lindsey at October 21, 2008 4:55 PM

Lindsey: The protection wasn't for pregnancy it was for STDs. Hasn't everyone seen the episode of (insert random medical show) where everyone in the nursing home gets crabs/herpes/gonorrhea? That would be a great random list: the list of episodes that every medical show does given enough time. There was a House last season that I was watching with Mrs. Stipe42 and I called exactly what weird twist there was at the very start of the episode.

"I thought this was a new one?"

"It was, but ER did this episode ten years ago."

Posted by: stipe42 at October 21, 2008 7:35 PM

"Waiting for God" is awesome. I fully intend to be a Diana, but I'm only waiting till I'm 35.

Posted by: Geetch at October 21, 2008 8:21 PM

Old is the new young.

Posted by: bucdaddy at October 21, 2008 9:46 PM

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 9:55 PM

Yeah, he wasn't in a home, they both lived in his house until almost the bitter end. But they both had dementia and some Alzheimer's creeping in, maybe they forgot that they were too old to reproduce.

Thank Godtopus.

Geetch: I am 35, and I think I am Diana. Except I have a great rack.

Posted by: Lindsey at October 21, 2008 11:24 PM

Lindsey, We'll be the judge of that. Put up some pix of those puppies.

Posted by: bucdaddy at October 21, 2008 11:42 PM