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100 Books in One Year. #2: The Chris Farley Show by Tom Farley, Jr. and Tanner Colby
Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | September 11, 2008 | Comments (8)


chris-farley-show_l.jpgThis book broke my fucking heart. It’s such an incredibly sad tale, reading about Chris Farley and what he could have been. It’s done exactly in the style of the “Saturday Night Live” book Live From New York, almost transcribed like a documentary film with quotes. Only in this one, Janeane Garofalo isn’t being a totally neurotic cunt and people aren’t trashing each other. It’s like being in the corpse house for the wake.

People loved Chris Farley. He was a big fat spaz who wanted to be loved by making people laugh. He hated his body, and never got the girls. He was an incredibly devout Catholic who doted on his family and friends. He spent his formative years just getting trashed, trying to be like his hero John Belushi.

What they never touch on is why. Why he destroyed himself with drugs, when he had so much to live for. Because he tried. He went to rehab something like 33 times, at many different facilities from the day spa at Promises to the boot camp in Alabama. He tried. But in the end it didn’t work, and he died, on the floor in a hotel room, after binging on crack, cocaine and booze for four straight days, while the hooker he hired stole his watch and took pictures of him sprawled on the floor.

Amazing to me is the what-could-have-beens of Farley’s life. He actually recorded the original voice of Shrek, and only after his death did they go with Mike Myers doing a milder version of Charlie’s Father and Fat Bastard. He was supposed to be the lead in the original version of The Cable Guy, until Stiller, Apatow, and Jim Carrey turned it into a dark comedy. He was also working with David Mamet on a biography of Fatty Arbuckle. I think he would have won the Oscar had it ever come out.

It made me want to work harder to be famous and to do something with my life. It’s really a sad story, about a man who just wanted everyone around him to be happy.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. You can read more about it, here.


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Comments

We watched Shrek last weekend. I tried to hear Farley's voice a few times. I think it would have worked. Then I got mad at Mike Meyers using his fallback accent. Apparently, he recorded most of the voice, then had the production scrap it all so he could redo it in his Scottish accent.

Chris Farley just cracked me up just looking at him. He had that whacked out expressive face. Seeing him in the final shot of an SNL episode mugging about, was enough to send me into fits.

Posted by: Alabamapink at September 11, 2008 11:27 AM

If Chris Farley had to die, it should have been in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Todd at September 11, 2008 11:34 AM

He would have made an awesome Ignatius J. Reilly. Too late.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 11, 2008 2:34 PM

My favorite Chris Farley bit is the one where he and Patrick Swayze are auditioning to be Chippendales dancers. The man went all out, with no fear of looking foolish at all.

Posted by: rlr260 at September 11, 2008 5:05 PM

I just picked this up from the local library, so I'm excited you're talking about it here.

So far my favorite part is how he was such a great camp counselor, getting the kids psyched up for stuff like the annual football tournament. Or maybe how he would go to Mass several times week while he was a student at Marquette. Things you wouldn't expect from such a goofball.

It is heartbreaking that he let insecurity and whatever else get to him. He had some great talent.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at September 11, 2008 11:36 PM

I was a camper at Red Arrow at the same time Chris was, and ended up canoeing across some of the most beautiful lakes in Canada with him. We both ended up working there and watching Farls work with kids was the most amazing thing. He was always nice and generous and hysterically funny. The world is a poorer place without him.

Posted by: Adam C at September 12, 2008 4:22 AM

My favorite skit that Farley appeared in was in the show he hosted on October 25, 1997. The Matt Foley character spits out the coffee and screams SHUT YOUR PIPEHOLE MISSY! Yet his appearance (at least 30 pounds heavier than i ever seen him before, hoarse voiced, gasping for breath) alarmed me. Less than 2 months later, he was gone.

Posted by: M. L. Sowell at September 21, 2008 1:17 PM

My favorite skit that Farley appeared in was in the show he hosted on October 25, 1997. The Matt Foley character spits out the coffee and screams SHUT YOUR PIPEHOLE MISSY! Yet his appearance (at least 30 pounds heavier than i ever seen him before, hoarse voiced, gasping for breath) alarmed me. Less than 2 months later, he was gone.

Posted by: M. L. Sowell at September 21, 2008 1:18 PM