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100 Books in One Year: Tales of the Beedle Bard by J.K. Rowling

Cannonball Read / Genny (also Rusty)

Book Reviews | January 7, 2009 | Comments (20)


Tales of Beedle the Bard is a wizarding fairy tale book that played a role in the 7th Harry Potter novel (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) and J.K Rowling wrote the book herself, with commentary on each story from Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts included. The proceeds from this book go to the Children’s High Level Group which you can learn about here. Rowling also illustrated the book herself, but this adds to the idea of this book being an intrinsic part of the Harry Potter world. Had the book been illustrated by the same illustrator as the Harry Potter series, there would have been too much of a connection to Harry Potter himself. Rowling’s line-form drawings with dreamy dimensions and flourishes add to the feeling that these are tales that “exist” in the wizarding community independently of Mr.Potter and his friends.

The stories themselves are the same sort of tales one finds in Grimm’s fairy tales or the words of Hans Christian Andersen in the sense that they are morality tales using fantastical events to teach children life lessons. Save for one, none of them are as bleak as the original Grimm or Andersen fairytales, but the one story that does end in senseless death (“The Wizard’s Hairy Heart”) would be a fairly disturbing read for some of the younger Harry Potter fans. Most of the lessons in the book involve tolerance of Muggles (non-magic individuals, for those not familiar with the books), proper use of magic, the folly of telling lies, and in one tale the importance of opening your eyes to the world around you and learning how to make it better without using magic.

The commentary from Dumbledore elaborates on these themes and in some cases recounts the “history” of the myth, including efforts to change or alter the myths to remove them from wizarding literature entirely. The reasons behind these commentaries will make sense to people who have read the entire Harry Potter series (who may recognize some of the names that Dumbledore throws out) but for those who haven’t they act as allegories to similar book editing/banning efforts in western society. After all, most of us who have the original versions of popular fairy tales are well aware that the little mermaid did not live happily ever after and Cinderella’s step sisters did not survive that fairy tale without some pretty serious and gruesome injuries.

Overall, Tales of Beedle the Bard is a fun diversion for those familiar with the Harry Potter universe, and an interesting addition to that world over all. It’s a short, quick read and would be appropriate for any children over 11 and some younger readers who have high reading skills, although I would recommend parents of children on the younger end reading “The Wizard’s Hairy Heart” in advance so you can be prepared to discuss the meaning of the story with their children. The stories are also written in a way that they could be read out loud, which is another option for younger children and would allow the parents to pick and choose which stories they’d read, and allow an interactive experience where the parents could discuss the tale with the children using Dumbledore’s notes as a guide. However, it doesn’t offer any deeper understanding of the books, nor is it essential to understanding the novels in any way. The proceeds benefit a worthy cause, though, so it definitely makes a great gift for the young wizard or witch in training on your holiday list, either to supplement the novels or introduce them to the world of Harry Potter.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. Details are here and the growing number of participants and their blogs are here. And check here for more of Genny’s reviews.


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Comments

Ordered.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 7, 2009 8:10 AM

um..i'm sorry,were you saying something? I was in the middle of a vicarious boob-grope.

Posted by: VinKong at January 7, 2009 8:18 AM

I guess I'll swing by chapters today while I'm shopping for jeans. Because I ripped both pairs I owned over the holidays dancing the Hanukkah dance.

Posted by: Ling at January 7, 2009 8:23 AM

I wonder if she used an enchantment to protect her lovely assets. Maybe a "Non-gropus acidicus", or an "Authorious Booticalicus" if she was feeling frisky.

Am I the only one who thinks J.K. Rowling is kinda pretty, on top of being creative?

Posted by: Mike R. at January 7, 2009 8:49 AM

JK Rowling is indeed hot in that older British cougar way. Which is to say, I'd hit it.

And I wanted to comment on the review, but I'm too distracted by Ling. Why were you wearing two pairs jeans? And wtf is the hanukkah dance?

Posted by: Marra at January 7, 2009 9:58 AM

Am I the only one who finds it a little weird (hot) that the post picture for this childrens book is the mature author being groped? Does that make me a bad person? I'm so confused...

Posted by: Xtreme at January 7, 2009 9:59 AM

She's only 43 people! Sheesh, since when does that make you a senior citizen?? Jesus, Cindy Crawford and Halle Berry are 42. George Clooney is 48 ferfucksake.

Posted by: AM at January 7, 2009 10:33 AM

Just to clarify, Jesus is not 42. But he does look good for his age.

Posted by: AM at January 7, 2009 10:34 AM

I used to think that Rowling's work was a bit precious and derivative. Then I read a chapter or two from True Blood and Twilight... Jesus H. Roosevelt! That shit is is so terrible it would give cancer to a robot.

So, go on, J.K. Go ahead. Get down.

Also: Money sure get some nice tittayz.

Posted by: firedmyass at January 7, 2009 10:49 AM

I bought this book and read it in an hour. It's a keeper. I read the tale called "The Tale of the Fountain of Fair Fortune" aloud to my family because I knew they'd love it and they did.

In an effort to be or pretend to be sort of adultish today, I'm going to resist the urge to add to the comments about breasts.


TITAYS!!!!

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at January 7, 2009 10:56 AM

Let the wizarding innuendo commence...

- "I'd hit that with the staff of Merlin."
- "You know why they call her 'The Phoenix'? They say that she burns during sex, and then you rise from the ashes."
- "I bet he's hung like a hippogriff."
- and of course, for old time's sake, "Petrificus Totalus, baby."

Posted by: Mike R. at January 7, 2009 11:13 AM

I have this book in the super special edition that comes in the giant book that's not really a book but a hollowed out hiding place for the real book... where it sleeps in its little velvet bag that's got real book with the silver skull and cross bones on the front with the tiny lock and omg I am a harry potter nerd heh... it's ok though... I have accepted it... embraced it even... after reading beedle the bard's tales I had to re-read deathly hallows... and I cried twice...

I can't wait to share these books with my future children =)

Posted by: Tammers at January 7, 2009 11:13 AM

AVADA KEDAVRA! ...on that ass..

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 7, 2009 11:33 AM

It's a cute little supplement to the Harry Potter universe, after all has been said and done in Harry Potter universe. And it made a great Xmas present last year too ... I bought several and gave them to a bunch of people. Was cheap, cute and likeable by all. As a standalone kids book - I adored both 'the fountain of fair fortune' and 'the tale of three brothers' (off course.)

You all probably know this but tossing it in anyway - According to wikipedia - 7 were originally handwritten by JK herself with no intention of mass production. 6 went to people as a thanks, 1 went to auction for the named charity. All 7 recipients agreed to allow it to go public, rather than be possession hoarders. Awwwwww.

Posted by: Lydia at January 7, 2009 11:45 AM

I'm a little disappointed that no one beat me to this, but if we're going for the Wizarding Innuendo, then I'd be remiss not to make at least a small contribution:

"How'd you like to Whomp my Willow"
"Would you like to come back to my room and meet my Unicorn?"
"Ever date a Centaur baby? Hung like a horse. No, really"
"Bend over baby, I want to put it in your Gryffindor"
"Not to worry honey, there's no Hogwarts down there"
"Wanna play hide my Philosophers Stone in your Hufflepuff?

And my personal favorite:

"That's right, I am a Parseltongue. Sit on my face and let me Slytherin you"

Posted by: Xtreme at January 7, 2009 12:02 PM

I bought the cheap hardback version for Darling Hubby for Chanuka, but preread it myself first, (cough cough), to make sure it was good enough for him. I enjoyed it immensely.

I thought about splurging on the expensive book within a book replica, but didn't. The cheap hardback did not disappoint.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 7, 2009 2:21 PM

Wanna play hide my Philosophers Stone in your Hufflepuff

Ah ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Posted by: Julie at January 7, 2009 4:17 PM

Thanks Julie, as long as I know I've amused at least one person other than myself I'm motivated to continue in my endeavours. Even if those endeavours usually only consist of amusing myself.

Posted by: Xtreme at January 7, 2009 4:52 PM

My dog's name is Gryffindor. It was a family decision.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 7, 2009 8:09 PM

That's a very interesting view of The Beedle and the Bard. When I saw the fairy-tale nature of the book I had planned to read it to my younger siblings... however it seems explaining a hairy heart to a six year-old may prove awkward.

Here's my more negative review if you're interested:
http://sardonicvalue.blogspot.com/2009/01/unimpressed-with-beedle.html

Posted by: Julia at January 7, 2009 8:38 PM





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