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Skinny Bitch by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin


Cannonball Read / Sophia

Book Reviews | September 18, 2009 | Comments (37)


Even with my particular interests in health and nutrition, Skinny Bitch (2005) by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin would not have been a book I picked up on my own. The cover and title screams out in a trendy, superficial way too trendy, superficial women who only care about being thin. When Doreen Orion included Skinny Bitch in her list of recommended books at the back of her book, the title sounded interesting, but I knew nothing about it. It was when my father bought this book (an action made even more curious because the cover describes itself as, “[a] no-nonsense, tough-love guide for savvy girls who want to stop eating crap and start looking fabulous!”) that my curiosity got the better of me and I borrowed it from him.

There are so many things wrong with this book that it’s hard to even know where to start. The bookcover sucks in potential readers with the promise of trendy diet tips, but with no warning it turns into a vegan propaganda tract. The authors are two ex-models, one of whom holds a degree in nutrition obtained from an unaccredited college through correspondence courses. I’m sure I’m showing off my natural snobbishness when it comes to education, but if I’m going to take advice from someone, especially on something as complicated and contradictory as nutrition, I want them to know more than me. A look at their sources reads like a high school report, with them basing most of their information on a small number of one-sided secondary sources, many of them websites, including Peta.org and milksucks.com.

Freedman and Barnouin are so focused on their agenda that they are often contradictory and one-sided. They go on and on about the horrors of processed foods, but many if not most of their recommended foods are processed “fake” meats. They also list a ton of recommended soy products with only one short sentence barely mentioning its possible negative side effects. Many of the bad things they say about meat and animal products are exaggerated or do not apply to the organic variety. Although I am a vegetarian and could relate to some of what they say, it’s not a book that gives concrete, helpful nutrition advice, and I found it more frustrating than anything.

Yet for some reason, I still didn’t hate this book. They made some real points about problems with factory farming, our food supply, and what we eat today. They focus on health and feeling good about yourself, encouraging people to read ingredient labels, eat lots of organic fruit and vegetables, and to think for themselves. And if you know nothing about nutrition and eating healthy, I can see how following the authors’ advice could be a step up: eating organic fruit for breakfast has to be better than a poptart…or a doughnut. I guess the danger comes when people blindly accept all the information in the book as true.

I have never seen reviews on Amazon split so evenly between 1 star and 5 stars before. The one-star reviews complained of its tone and lack of science while the five-star reviews claimed that the book changed their lives. In my opinion, a much more enlightening look into the food we eat comes from Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma. I’ve also found a much more even-handed and informative guide for healthy eating at the non-profit and independent website, “The World’s Healthiest Foods”.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series, which Sophia has already completed. But she keeps bringing the reviews, god bless her. For more of Sophia’s reviews, check out her blog, My Life As Seen Through Books.


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Comments

Even skinny bitches have to wear bras if they've got that kind of nipple going on.

Posted by: Tiki at September 18, 2009 8:20 AM

Insufferable vegans. Vegetarians? Not so bad. What kind of demon doesn't want some delicious eggs and chocolate milk with their cantaloupe in the morning? Answer: Facists.

Posted by: Kballs at September 18, 2009 8:23 AM

well thats the second person to mention Michael Pollan in a relatively short time. I guess one of his books will be next on my list. I loov food writing. This book?...maybe not.

Posted by: VinKong at September 18, 2009 8:23 AM

loov? i think i meant loooooove.

Posted by: VinKong at September 18, 2009 8:25 AM

I thought this book was very entertaining. Michael Pollan is certainly a much better non-nutritionist writer of nutrition. His In Defence of Food conveys much of the same information that Skinny Bitch does, but is far more successful, informative and unbiased.

I though this book did a terrific job covering aspartame and I like the quick hand guide to medical terminology on food labels.

Posted by: Agent Scully at September 18, 2009 8:33 AM

Looking at that cover, I assumed at first that it was chick-lit airport fodder. Are they hoping to trick people into buying it?
I've read Bad Science, and have no high opinion of people who call themselves 'nutritionists'.

Posted by: Tarn at September 18, 2009 9:00 AM

My grandmom was a dietitian with a master's degree (in the 40s, y'all!). She would have given these trumped up bimbos a stern yet sympathetic lecture on eating well, told them to watch their language, and served them up a heaping plate of eggs, grits and bacon. While wearing tasteful low heels and pearls.

So suck it, skinny bitches - you haven't earned the right to appropriate that word.

(pardon my french, grandmom)

Posted by: marya at September 18, 2009 9:24 AM

This is the book Posh (sic) Beckham refers to has "her bible". Enough said I think.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 18, 2009 9:38 AM

This is the sort of book that makes me embarassed to tell people I'm a vegetarian who eats mostly vegan. I'm always afraid people will think I'm a Peta Nazi or something. My mother used to ring me up and leave messages on my answering machine, "EAT MEAT!" Well, meat and dairy actually make me ill, and I love veggies. A couple of months ago, my mother called me up bitching and complaining about all the junk my sister's family eats. Then she said, "You're the only one in the family who's eating right." I wish I could have bronzed that statement and hung it on my fridge.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 18, 2009 10:01 AM

Insufferable vegans. Vegetarians? Not so bad. What kind of demon doesn't want some delicious eggs and chocolate milk with their cantaloupe in the morning? Answer: Facists.

Posted by: Kballs at September 18, 2009 8:23 AM

Poor vegans. I feel bad for them. Sure, ther are plenty of insufferable vegans out there, but vegans definitely don't have a monopoly on that. There are pretty much "insufferable" anythings out there, insufferable liberals, insufferable conservatives, insufferable hipsters, insufferable religious folks, insufferable athiests, insufferable sports fans, insufferable geeks, insufferable jocks, etc.

People, for whatever, reason seem to lash out at the vegans. I know quite a few and they've never been preachy, annoying or insufferable.

I mean, at its core, the whole vegan message is very sympathetic: I don't want to harm animals or have animals be harmed in order to satisfy my hunger. Or, they think it's healthier to avoid animal products, better for the enivornment, or whatever. Whatever you look at it, the principles behind it are something most decent, right-minded compassionate folks would agree with.

It's too bad that, like PETA, those messages are easily dismissed or ignored because of a handful of extremely vocal and insufferable people.

I really wish I could go vegan. I love animals. I've cut out pork and beef entirely over the last year. It's very hard, since I love that stuff. I am still struggling with chicken and fish. I think being vegetarian is a possibility, but don't think I'd ever be able to be vegan.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at September 18, 2009 10:32 AM

The more you obsess over what you eat and how much you weigh, the more you'll eat (or want to eat). The morbidly obese don't love food, they're obsessed with it.

Our country takes everything to extremes. Carbs can pack on pounds? We eat nothing but bacon and eggs until we keel over with a heartattack. Olive oil is good for you? We soak our bread and drown our salads in it. Americans catch on to the fact that fish is healthy and now there's an overfishing disaster. Portions are our biggest issue.

I think if we started cooking from home more, making simple meals with fresh ingredients rather than scarfing down a sandwich in the car or trying to get A YEAR'S WORTH OF ANTIOXIDANTS out of every meal, we'd be more satisfied at the table, healthier, and less likely to overeat. But that's much easier said than done.

Posted by: lucy at September 18, 2009 10:32 AM

And Forbiddendonut, I think you make an excellent point. There are insufferable people everywhere. The only time I get annoyed with vegan friends, is when we try to agree on a restaurant.

And I, too, wish that I didn't love meat so much, as it always makes me sad when I see a truck full of cows, no doubt on their way to the butcher's block. :(

Posted by: lucy at September 18, 2009 10:40 AM

"one of whom holds a degree in nutrition obtained from an unaccredited college through correspondence courses"

Wow, had she obtained her nutrition degree from Wikipedia it would have been less embarrassing. I love how anyone and everyone can write a book.

Why yes, I'm an education snob too. Also, anyone heard of "everything in moderation"? It applies to nutrition as well.

Posted by: io at September 18, 2009 10:45 AM

I love how there was an ad for a Klondike Bar in the margins of this review.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at September 18, 2009 11:04 AM

I'm a'gonna write me a book called "Real Bitches EAT, Motherfuckers!" It'll be full of awesome recipes for meatloaf, salmon patties, REAL homemade mac-n-cheese, cheesecake, cherry pie, sweet potato fries, chicken-n-dumplin's and other food REAL bitches eat, yo.

I'm in my 40's and just lost about 20 lbs...down to a size 8 in the first time I can remember since high school. So, suck on THAT skinny bitches, yeah!!

REAL BITCHES....come on out!! CALLING YOU!!! Let's put an end to this stick-chic thing once and for all!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 18, 2009 11:28 AM

I'm with dammitjanet! And I'm a real bitch.

I saw this book in my campus bookstore and browsed through it. After about 15 seconds I realized that their "skinny bitch" secret was to become a vegan. That's all. If that were my goal, I'd buy a book on veganism- there are plenty with good recipes. The ones in this book: bleh. I'd sure be a skinny bitch if I were restricted to what they were cooking.

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Posted by: millionairegirl at September 18, 2009 12:12 PM

Actually, most of the vegans I know are on the heavy side. I actually gained weight eating vegan style. Then again, it's because I liked the food better, so I ate more of it.

It's all about moderation in everything and exercise.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 18, 2009 12:18 PM

I also gained a few pounds becoming a vegetarian. I figure, if I eat veggies, I can have as much as I want. I'd rather keep my extra pounds in exchange for a 130 cholesterol level. Besides, track suits look great on everyone (yeah, I'm Eastern European, suck it).

Posted by: Agent Scully at September 18, 2009 12:35 PM

Ha ha, did they cite Wikipedia too?

This book has been sitting in my nightstand for a while, but I haven't gotten around to checking it out. I found it in my husband's stash of books, much to my surprise. He gave it the same sort of review you did. He's mostly vegan and even he didn't like the message.

I don't know why it's a mystery as to why vegetarians and vegans can get fat too. French fries are vegan, and so are loads and loads of pasta and bread. I could eat tons of bread dipped in olive oil and salt, call myself vegan, and still be 40 pounds overweight. Eat plants people, it's the best way to stay thin and be healthy.

Posted by: katy at September 18, 2009 12:50 PM

Actually, while looking up the authors of this book, I read that Victoria Beckham was photographed with the book in a bookstore, which led to a huge jump in the book's popularity, but that she never read it herself.

Posted by: Sophia at September 18, 2009 1:03 PM

Come on. "There are insufferable assholes everywhere?" That's the response? *exaggerated sad face*
I'm sure there are some lovely, caring vegans wondering the planet living kick-ass lives. Haven't met one yet. But I'm open to it. Somebody give my information to a friendly, normal vegan so I can be cleansed of my silliness.

Posted by: Kballs at September 18, 2009 1:09 PM

Dammitjanet, I now have a girl-crush on you. I totally want you to write that book. You are right, The stick-chic thing has got to end. Lookit, I'm 5'3" and currently 126 lbs (yup, I'm not afraid of sharing my weight). I am curvy. Every time I take a pair of pants to the seamstress to have the waist taken in, they comment on my lower half. Not in a creepy way, though. The are totally loving Philippino and Russian women. Anyway, a few of months ago I was working on losing a few pounds of weight I put on while away from home at a company training. I stepped on the scale and it said 123 lbs. I thought that was pretty damn good...until I looked in the mirror and realized my ribs were showing a little. Even though my lower half was a great size, my upper half showed that I was verging on too skinny. A few pounds less, I would have started to look sickly from the waist up. The moral of my story: the trend is ridiculous since there are a good number of women who will never be "skinny."

Posted by: stardust savant at September 18, 2009 1:13 PM

I'm sure there are some lovely, caring vegans wondering the planet living kick-ass lives. Haven't met one yet. But I'm open to it. Somebody give my information to a friendly, normal vegan so I can be cleansed of my silliness.

Posted by: Kballs at September 18, 2009 1:09 PM

I know quite a few. In fact, the vegans I know are more "loving, caring" live more "kick-ass lives" (whatever that means) than most non-vegans I know.

I certainly have come across a few insufferable ones, but, in my experience, the percentage of "insufferable vegans" is no higher than the percentage of any other type of person.

Yay for me, I suppose.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at September 18, 2009 1:16 PM

You know who are vegans? Gandhi, Natalie Portman, Georges Laraque, Anne Hathaway, and Rob Zombie.

Who know who is not vegan? The Rainbow Killer.

There you go!

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at September 18, 2009 1:23 PM

Oh great! You're using Ghandi against me!?
Maybe getting some meat in Rob's belly would allow his brain to create scary horror movies.
Natalie and Anne are meat-eaters in my dreams. And my pants.
And who the pudding-fuck is Georges Laraque???
*google search*
Ah. Haitian, eh? Well it's not like I haven't been voodoo cursed before, so fuck that guy!

You know who is both an insufferable meat-eater and insufferable eloquent? Me. And Slim.

Posted by: Kballs at September 18, 2009 2:37 PM

stardust, I'm 5'3" and 130. I'm 45 and in a size 7/8, smaller than high school, and I feel pretty freakin' good about it.

My theory on eating meat is: a cow would eat me if it could. So I am just getting them before they get me.

Damn cows...standing around chewing and farting and pooping all day. I am cleaning up the planet, one cheeseburger at a time!

And, I'm serious about the book! Y'all can send me recipes to be included. It'll be the official Pajiba cookbook. And, yes, you vegetarians and vegans can contribute, too, as long as you don't mind being in a book that has recipes for tasty critters.

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 18, 2009 2:40 PM

I am so sending you a recipe. Gimme a few days to find a good one.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 18, 2009 3:01 PM

damnitjanet would you like the recipe to my delicious Raspberry Soufflé (you saw it on facebook)? The Hot Chocolate Soufflé recipe is already posted. I have a million dessert recipes to contribute to Cooking with Godtopus™.

Posted by: Agent Scully at September 18, 2009 3:10 PM

Oh, Scully, send away!! I love the FUCK out of that title!

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 18, 2009 3:13 PM

I picked up this book hoping for some help cooking better for me and the hubs. I appreciated the humor, but was turned off by the evangelical vegan message. Also, the things that you'd have to hunt down to even make some of the recipes were completely foreign to me. We have health food stores out here in the sticks, but I wouldn't even begin to know where to buy some of the vegan substitution ingredients.

Honestly, I think my main problem with the book was that the writers got all judgy. Me? I don't care what people eat. I dare say I'd even be friends with a cannibal if I met one I liked, I just don't want to be judged because I dig on the meaty parts of animals and the writers of the book made me feel like a fat girl in a tube top walking past a sorority house.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at September 18, 2009 3:46 PM

I read this a couple years ago, and felt pretty bad about myself afterwards. I honestly think that's the goal of the book. I agree that it isn't motivating; it's judgemental. The point is pretty much: adopt a vegan diet or you're a dumbass.
The book is peppered with phrases like "Why would you eat some shit that's just so bad for you? Stop shoving food in your damn mouth and get a grip." Because models are known for their healthy habits.

I only got more irratated by the books that continue in the series (Skinny Bitch in the Kitch, Skinny Bitchin, Skinny Bitch Fucks in a Ditch, or something like that) but I'm not surprised that they're successful. If I wanted a lukewarm plan on how to lose weight, I would read the books by Hungry Girl. I'll admit, her ideas aren't much better, but at least she's nice.

Posted by: Brie at September 18, 2009 5:45 PM

I fucking hate PETA's retarded insistence on exploiting women to end the exploitation of animals. If anything, it sends the wrong message. "Hey you big meanies! You better quit eating meat or all these models will stand around naked rubbing bacon grease on their nubile young bodies!"

Oh really?! You mean to say that the more meat I eat, the more naked ladies I'll see?? Gimme a rack of ribs, stat!!

Gah.

Posted by: Judith Priest at September 18, 2009 6:17 PM

I just don't like the skinny bitch diet. I've browsed the book, and I can tell you, most of their recipes are just not tasty.

I recommend Alice Water's simple food. Similar take. Far tastier food.

While skinny bitch would have you saute/steam zucchini with coconut oil and spices.

Alice waters would say, tablespoon butter, salt, pepper.

Guess what: Waters wins on taste with negotiable amounts of added calories.

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Posted by: fuker at September 21, 2009 4:43 AM

You need to know 2 things about this book, and you don't even need to read the contents: 1. look at the author's qualifications, which have been discussed. Anyone who listens to a word they say deserves what they get.

And 2. Look at the reference section of the book. Not one peer-reviewed clinical trial, study, test, publication, or article. Only activist/alarmist websites and groups such as PETA and their ilk.

Read "Good Calories/Bad Calories" by Gary Taubes if you want a good nutrition book. Or the aforementioned "Omnivores Dilemma". This is just brainless vegan hogwash. Pun intended.

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