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100 Books in One Year. #1: Prometheus Rising by Robert Anton Wilson
Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | September 10, 2008 | Comments (13)


1561840564.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpgI really despise the entire self-help/spiritual awareness section. Seriously. For the most part these are books that prey on weak-minded people. They are full of aphorisms and cutesy little quotes meant to inspire and provoke thought, but when boiled down are actually nonsense. “The mighty eagle makes high his nest.” The fuck? What? Eagles are mighty because they build their nests on mountains? Fuck you, sir.

Well, I had hope for Wilson, because he’s a sci-fi writer of great accord and acclaim, and also, he has a very stylish bullshit-o-meter. So I thought, well, at least this should promise to be an interesting discourse.

Oops.

Most of his book discusses how we’re all fucked up from birth, and how we are able to modify our internal bio-computers (our minds) to better ourselves. He tends to mock the mockable (I would love to hear his own personal take on Scientology), but for the most part, he keeps touting either yoga or heavy drug use. And then he couples this with two things that irritate me.

1. He constantly refers to the use of drugs in a manner such that “if you can handle it” or “if your fragile superego permits.” As if I’m some sort of weakling because I choose not to use drugs to alter my mind state. I refuse to buy into the argument that chemically altering your brain to achieve enlightenment will make me happy. I know plenty of people who frequently abuse drugs, and none of them are enlightened or smarter. In fact, most of them are miserable, and use them as a method of escape. Granted, maybe they’re using them “incorrectly.” But frankly, the entire point is to be high. Whether or not you look around and discuss philosophy with the angels or slouch on a couch and watch The History Channel, it’s your dimebag, pal.

2. He essentially couches his argument with the whole “well, if you think this is stupid, it’s because you aren’t ready to believe.” This is faith-healer propaganda, and I expected better of Wilson. If the Reverend Jimmy Sweatytoupee can’t get the little boy to stand out of the wheelchair, it’s obviously because someone isn’t praying hard enough. Granted, Wilson is self-deprecating to astonishing levels, but to make that case smacks to me of bullshit.

Maybe I’m not enlightened enough or ready to be happy. I have yet to find a way to make myself happy. But I don’t need a book translated from the original Atlantean or transcribed by aliens, or fortune cookie wisdom muttered around shitty essays full of the obvious. I know why I’m not happy. I know what it will take to make me happy. Getting there is a hard road. And maybe I’m supposed to be miserable on it.

But it’s certainly not because I’m not taking enough drugs or because I’m not willing to have an open mind. But maybe that’s the whole point. Maybe because I close my mind off to what I think is stupid, I’m the one who’s wrong and ignorant. But that doesn’t change that fact that the greater portion of the material is stupid.

I guess if I got something out of this book, it’s that I need to do more yoga. I might actually start looking into it. I’d still prefer doing martial arts. That’s like yoga where you punch people.

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Comments

Agreed on the hate for this genre of books, although I have been thinking about writing one since they seem to be pretty basic and big money makers (I frequently seem to be the only person on the plane not reading one), so why not?

However, I have to admit I'm a convert to yoga. It does nothing for my peace of mind but it does feel lovely to be able to touch my toes and do backbends at my advancing age.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 10, 2008 10:16 AM

HA! Dianetics.org ad.

Posted by: Bucko at September 10, 2008 10:20 AM

I'm just seeing the return of the stomach curdling bonsai ad and then I have to go cry and vomit.


(Paddy, you can also write a book about how to start a nonprofit. Make that the title: "How to start a nonprofit". Nothing lasts forever but it's as golden right now as a book on flipping houses in 2004. Meanwhile, just make sure your self-help's got a cute, catchy title and a sort of punny metaphor/analogy. Gold.)

Posted by: Jay at September 10, 2008 10:27 AM

So... no robots? Because the cover seems to promise robots.

And the title font strongly suggests transforming robots.

Posted by: Macafee at September 10, 2008 10:28 AM

You should have chosen The Illuminatus! instead.

Posted by: Heliotype at September 10, 2008 10:43 AM

Jay:

I'll slip you some commission on my first million and you can appear on Oprah with me (I was considering boycotting her but with her dis to Palin I've decided I will go on the show).

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 10, 2008 11:40 AM

That's like yoga where you punch people.

Why am I only hearing of this now??

Posted by: lordhelmet at September 10, 2008 12:21 PM

The big problem with drugs is that they wear off. That's great for driving commerce, but lousy for living life. The persistence of being makes the quest for an altered state futile -- either that or I'm just a quitter. Oh well.

And the brain-as-computer metaphor is pure bullshit. Anyone who trots that out has a huge credibility deficiency to begin with. In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!"

Posted by: Che Grovera at September 10, 2008 12:39 PM

"Why am I only hearing of this now??"

Because your mind was obviously closed to the possibility, duh.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at September 10, 2008 12:52 PM

"I refuse to buy into the argument that chemically altering your brain to achieve enlightenment will make me happy." -- and you have all the right to. After all, if you tamper with your brain by altering it's bio chemical processes, you merely achieve pretty (and often times not so pretty) illusions. You could see and feel the most fantastic things, but that doesn't mean they're real. You are not weak because you don't do drugs, on the other hand, most people who do, are.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at September 10, 2008 6:03 PM

It's no Celestine Prophecy, that's for sure.

Posted by: Az at September 10, 2008 10:48 PM

You could see and feel the most fantastic things, but that doesn't mean they're real. You are not weak because you don't do drugs, on the other hand, most people who do, are.

Bwuh. The fact that you don't take drugs and see it also doesn't make it real. It just means that something traveled up your optic nerve and convinced your brain. So most people who take drugs are weak? Does that include beer or wine? Xanax? Prozac? Condescending, self-satisfied, Nancy Reagan bullshit-slingers ...

Prisco, you cocksucker, are you denigrating drug use? By which I mean to say, are you taking the negroes out of drug use? Because the only reason I smoke weed is because I love the negroes.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at September 11, 2008 12:52 AM

Alright, I have to stand up for my guy, here.

Please note: R.A.W. wrote this in 1983 at the age of 51. He was late to the game of psychedelics and really went for the experience. I honestly think that his "if you can handle it"-type warnings are based on a different attitude toward drugs in the early eighties (save for cocaine). I dropped acid before I could drink so a lot of this seemed naive, yet still kind of charming.

Also, Prometheus Rising is my least favorite of his non-fiction (that I've read). I vastly prefer the Cosmic Trigger series, or even Quantum Psychology. Robert Anton Wilson may just not be your cup o'tea, but I would be remiss if I did not step to his defense.

Posted by: elizabeth at September 11, 2008 11:11 AM