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Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren’t as Scary... edited by Ted Thompson with Eli Horowitz

By Sara | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (7)



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Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren’t as Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphones, Creatures from the Sky, Parents Who Disappear in Peru, a Man Named Lars Farf, and One Other Story We Couldn’t Quite Finish, So Maybe You Could Help Us Out

Edited by Ted Thompson with Eli Horowitz

Yes, you read that right — The title of this book really is 52 words long. Much of the McSweeney’s stable delights in the strange, and this collection of short stories takes it to the level of unconventional tall tale. Even the dust jacket is a little bit different. On the inside is the beginning of a short story by Lemony Snicket, and readers were invited to finish it, fold up the jacket, slap a couple stamps on it and send it in. The winner was picked some time in 2006, with their story published in a later book. I love the idea of encouraging creativity in an unusual way, and I love that the proceeds from this book benefit the tutoring center 826NYC.

However, I didn’t necessarily love this book. I didn’t dislike it, but I was glad that it was a quick read. In a way, the book seems better suited towards late-elementary or middle school-aged kids. The stories have peril, but not in an overly adult way. Much of the stories are from a kid’s point of view.

Somewhat predictably, the ones I enjoyed more were ones by authors I’d already read. Nick Hornby, Neil Gaiman, and Jonathan Safran Foer have good contributions with “Small Country,” “Sunbird,” and “The Sixth Borough.”

Anyone who has attended college might award Gaiman the best quote in the book: “‘I am an academic,’ said Professor Mandalay, ‘and thus have no finely developed senses that would be comprehensible to anyone who has not ever needed to grade papers without actually reading the blessed things.’”

The two contributions that surprised me? “Grimble,” a 1968 story by Clement Freud, and “The ACES Phone” by Jeanne DuPrau. “Grimble” told the tale of a boy whose parents suddenly leave for Peru, but leave him a series of detailed notes on how to get by while they’re gone. The premise seems simple — as most of the plots in this book are — but it’s the one I enjoyed the most. “The ACES Phone” deals with a mysterious phone found in a park, and discovering the meaning behind the strange noises heard at the other end.

Enjoying this book likely comes down to personal taste. I’ll admit that I bought this book because it was on sale and had a ridiculous title that made me laugh, but I don’t typically read such whimsical, fantastical work. Still, it’s beneficial to stretch one’s reading wings now and then, and perhaps in a few years, I can pass the book along to one of my kids.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of Sara’s reviews, check her blog, Glorified Love Letters.









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Comments

I was hoping this would be better. I'm getting more into short stories these days because they're easy to fit into a tight schedule so I'm always on the look out for short story books.

Talking about stretching reading wings, does anyone know of any contemporary poetry books which are a good read? It seems poetry never gets a review here. I've read all the classics like Byron, William Blake, etc but I have no idea where to start with more contemporary poets.

Posted by: barf at December 24, 2009 8:55 AM

I'm kind of surprised you didn't mention "Monster." I loved that story for its prose, and the author has several really amazing 'grown-up' collections as well as another book called "Little Monsters" that has some great stories in it.

Kelly Link's page is here : http://kellylink.net/

You can download the whole of "Magic for Beginners" for free. There's a story in there that she was inspired to write because of the whole feel of the Buffy fandom back in the early days. I thought it was great.

Posted by: twig at December 24, 2009 8:58 AM

I appreciate that CR isn't just about books we like -- it's also about bad and even just mediocre reads.

This book sounds like a good, quick train read. Thanks for the review, Sara. :)

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Posted by: JC at December 24, 2009 9:08 PM

Barf-- Can I reccomend Sherman Alexie for poetry? He does fiction too, of course, but he does som free verse poetry that I also really like. His newest, War Dances, is a mix of short story and poetry. Well, at least in its current hardcover form. I went to a reading of his where he mentioned that in the paperback version, he was going to release it more like a novel, which is an interesting idea, having two different versions.

Twig-- I liked Monster fine. Was on the more enjoyable end of all the stories for me, but I don't remember why I didn't mention it, since I originally wrote this review in November.

Thanks all, again. I feel all warm and fuzzy every time you pick one of mine. Err... or is "warm and fuzzy" not badass enough for the pajiba crowd?

Posted by: Sara at December 27, 2009 3:50 PM

I love handing this book to kids. It is a little tame for grownups, ok, although worthwhile just for the novelty of seeing Gaiman, Nick Hornby, and Kelly Link in one place.

But the kids, who are used to lame-ass not-really-all-that-weird SUPPOSEDLY scary books written for them, get a quick hot slap of genuinely odd stories, and a short list of authors to look out for.

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