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Mop Men: Inside the World of Crime Scene Cleaners by Alan Emmin

By Mrs. Smith | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (12)



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Christmas Day and I’m on a plane flying cross-country, coming back from an awesome family vacation in California. What do I pick up to read for the long flight home? Why a book about a company that cleans up the aftermath of violent crime, suicide and meth lab explosions. I enjoyed the heck out of it.

This was a fast and enjoyable read. Alan Emmins spent several weeks following Neal Smither, founder and owner of Crime Scene Cleaners to get this fascinating expose. He got to see everything, up close and personal and he even started pitching in with the clean-ups after a while. Smither is a character with a big personality and an even bigger truck, brightly emblazoned with the Crime Scene Cleaners logo. Gawkers, rubberneckers and bystanders are left with no doubt about what Neal and his crew are there for when they show up at a hotel, home or other crime scene location.

Emmins does a masterful job of describing how these unique personalities go about their work. It takes a certain type of person to scrape brain and skull fragments off a bedroom wall, pick teeth out of the carpet then meticulously scrub and seal the walls, floors and baseboards; checking carefully that no drop, splatter or shard is left behind for family or friends to find later. It becomes clear very early on that these guys take pride in their work and have each found their own ways to separate what they do from what happened to created the mess.

Emmins spends a good bit of the book investigating more deeply one of the more gruesome incidents, aka “The Man in the Bathtub.” Emmins meets and interviews Shawn, the Crime Scene Cleaner who had the great pleasure of cleaning said bathtub. The victim, Gary Lee Ober, was killed by a mentally disturbed homeless man who then lived in his apartment while Ober slowly decomposed. By the time the body was discovered, it was skeletonized, sitting in a soup of putrefaction in a room filled with three generations of flies and maggots. There was not enough physical evidence to determine how Ober was killed, only some vague scratch marks (possibly from a knife) on his exposed ribs. Emmins followed up on the story by interviewing the investigating officers, reviewing trial transcripts and forensic evidence and finding out all he could about the supposed murderer who insisted he killed Ober in self-defense.

Emmins also delves more deeply into the particulars of suicide, citing statistics about success rates for various methods and then makes some personal observations about what different methods say about those who choose them. Be forewarned, he is not kind to those who chose a coward’s way out of life.

For such a macabre subject, Emmins does a great job of keeping things light and engaging. If you can handle the gory details, you’ll definitely enjoy Mop Men.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of Mrs. Smith’s reviews, check out her blog, Mrs. Smith Reads.









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Comments

This sounds like something I would read. I read books on autopsy and The Body Farm for leisure. That's probably why I got my degree in the field of crime scene investigations. And now I'm off to add this to my library queue.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at January 13, 2010 8:20 AM

I'm pretty squeamish, but this sounds like an interesting read. It does take a special kind of person to be able to do this, but I can imagine it would be very rewarding for that brave soul. They have to know that they are performing a very important and valuable service to the families and loved ones of the victims, and sparing them of the trauma of either having to clean up, or God forbid finding some gruesome evidence left behind.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at January 13, 2010 8:48 AM

I'm really glad I read this while eating my lunch.

Sounds interesting though. I used to love CSI type stuff.

Posted by: Carrie (aka Teabelly) at January 13, 2010 8:58 AM

This is right up my alley.

(That's where I dump the bodies.)

Posted by: , at January 13, 2010 10:51 AM

This sounds really awesome. I might have to pick it up.

Great review!

Posted by: dene at January 13, 2010 11:55 AM

Having just finished "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers," by Mary Roach (who gives new meaning to the descriptive "insatiably curious") I think I'll have to look into this one, too. Thanks for the heads up.

And "Stiff" is fabulous, by the way. Go read it.

Posted by: Kirsten at January 13, 2010 12:32 PM

Interesting review.

Is there anything in the book that is particularly intriguing? I mean, from the description it seems like it's pretty straightforward. What is in there to interest those of us without a fascination with death and gore?

Posted by: Brenton at January 13, 2010 12:35 PM

I'm adding this to my library requests RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: MadameUgly at January 13, 2010 12:55 PM

Brenton,
I found the personalities of the cleaners to be really fascinating. He delves a lot into what it takes to do the job well and also is very caring about the families of those who die.

So many of the victim stories are tragic and sad. There is one chapter about a "garbage house" and it is so maddening to read, as the relatives of the deceased person lived less than five miles away, yet couldn't be bothered to check in for over a month; then, all they cared about was getting the house cleaned up so they could sell it and take all the possessions that were salvageable.

Also, lots of death and gore.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at January 13, 2010 1:46 PM

Ooh, sounds like a fascinating read!! Thanks for reviewing this!

Posted by: Jelinas at January 13, 2010 2:24 PM

*adds to library list*

*makes note to pay $80 worth of library fines*

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Posted by: Celia at January 14, 2010 1:43 AM