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100 Books in One Year. #4: Hurricane Punch by Tim Dorsey
Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | September 16, 2008 | Comments (4)


15023637.JPGI hate to say it, but this series is starting to wain. It doesn’t necessarily jump the shark so much as stuff someone full of nitroglycerin inside a shark and then blow it up at Sea World. But it’s starting to suffer the same trend of many long-running series. There’s nothing fresh they can do. The last book, The Big Bamboo, they took it out to Hollywood, and it worked.

This one took place back in Florida with Serge racing through the eyes of hurricanes while a second serial killer was trying to replicate his acts. He was furious with the news coverage, so he tries to up the ante. He doesn’t randomly thrill kill, he just murders assholes. Like a Hip-Hop Redneck who’s blaring Rap-Metal in his shitty little car. The guy mouths off to Serge, so Serge converts a hotel room into a giant amp, by wiring magnets and metal around the room and then nailing up plywood. Then, using a wireless transponder on his guitar, he started playing “Sympathy for the Devil.” The resulting sound waves force the guy to hemorrhage from his pores.

But the deaths are fewer and farther between. Granted, after the sheer insanity of the first book, where a cast of 35 dwindles down to 4 or 5, it’s hard to top. But this book should have been a non-stop onslaught of awesome. Instead it was kind of, meh.

There are two more coming out soon, Atomic Lobster and Nuclear Jellyfish. I’ll still read them, but I’m not clamoring for them like I was early in the series.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. You can read more about it, here.


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Comments

Causing a hemorrhage with "Sympathy For the Devil."

Wish I thought of that. It would make my screenplay a little more interesting.

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2008 9:30 AM

Wow, one comment so far. I've never seen a Pajiba comment thread so devoid of life. Probably because this one is about a BOOK. Reading rots your teeth and gives you diabetes.

Posted by: Lucas at September 16, 2008 10:43 AM

Lucas,

I think the lack of interest is not because the item reviewed is a book, but because said book sounds Jimmy Buffett-level stupid.

Posted by: firedmyass at September 16, 2008 10:55 AM

Atomic Lobster is better by far than Hurricane. I saw Tim Dorsey when he went on a book tour and went through my town (I live a little bit south of Cocoa Beach, FL) and I was surprised to find him as funny as you'd expect someone to be who writes books like that.

Can't wait for Nuclear Jellyfish.

Serge for Governor, Coleman for president!

Posted by: Martini Jo at September 16, 2008 3:15 PM