web
counter
 

A Pajiba-Kind of Novel

By Nicole Fuscia | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (11)



fade-to-blue.jpg

Listen, kids, I have to tell you about this book, Fade to Blue. It’s almost like this book was written with Pajibans in mind. It has a badass heroine who wears black lipstick unironically, a demon ice cream truck (Murdertank Lite?), comic books, and zombies. She would totally be a reader. She would be a goddamn Eloquent.

Sophie Blue has been living a bizarre existence since her 17th birthday, when her father picked her up from a soccer game and took her to Fade Labs, where he works doing…something researchy. Sophie’s not really sure why she had to tag along, but she hangs out in reception, waiting, when all of the sudden this old scary nurse and a freaky security guard come along and hold her down while she’s injected with something.

One year later, Sophie has gone from being an athlete to Gothika. Her classmates avoid her, except to mock her. She has one friend, Lake, who used to be a cheerleader until she fell off the top of a pyramid and landed in a wheelchair. Her brother, O.S., is a fat comic book nerd who hides in his room with his graphic novels and snacks. Her mother is a head case who also restricts herself to her room, watching game shows day and night. Her father has disappeared. In the meantime, a scary ice cream truck is stalking her and her house has been broken into a half dozen times. People keep turning into other people — a janitor is a security guard, her counselor is the guy at a vacuum store in outer space where she has to spin a wheel every time she dies, which is a lot, given the aforementioned ice cream truck. Each spin keeps dropping her into another version of her life, where she goes on a mission to get into Fade Labs and find out what, exactly, happened to her a year before, and stop all the craziness.

It’s completely trippy in an awesome way. The novel is a quick read, with a cool segment of a comic in the middle that gives another dimension to the story, taking place inside Fade Labs. It tends to skew a bit young, but not so much that you would think it’s babyish or immature. Sean Beaudoin does a cool job of creating intersecting alternate existences by using different first-person points of view to tell the story and exploring bizarre scenarios while introducing interesting characters throughout the novel. Fade to Blue cruises along, taking the reader along for a roller-coaster ride where nothing and no one are what they seem, and the answers are even crazier than the questions. To be honest, I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about the book, because it really didn’t seem like my thing, but you know what? I loved it. In a “I would like to take this book under the bleachers and do dirty things to it” kind of way. I think every one of you would dig it too. I look forward to seeing more of Beaudoin’s work and recommend this twisty little novel to all you Pajibans out there who want something different — it’s tailor-made for our little geek fringe interwebs community.


Nicole Fuscia is a book critic for Pajiba. She lives in Philadelphia, where she listens to the soothing hip hop melodies of Bel Biv Devoe and pursues her lifelong goal: To perfect the Turk dance. She intends to win her football pool at least three times this year.









Pajiba After Dark 9/13/09 | Box Office Results September 13, 2009













Comments

Well then, done and done.

Posted by: admin at September 14, 2009 10:18 AM

Hey, this sounds pretty delightful! I'll be sure and put it on my list for the next Cannonball Read. Thanks, Nicole!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 10:20 AM

I am a ma ture, sex y girl from Paris, want to know u guys, find me @ ___Tallmingle Co M___ which is H O T club for all ta ll si ngles.

Posted by: Patty at September 14, 2009 11:50 AM

Colour me intrigued.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at September 14, 2009 1:58 PM

Wow, you weren't kidding, Nikki. This really does sound like it's right up my alley.

*grabby hands* Gimme gimme gimme!

Posted by: lizzieborden at September 14, 2009 3:52 PM

I wonder why it's called Fade to Blue when it should be Fade to Black since she is a Goth Chick.

Also, I wonder why her cheerleader friend was climbing to the top of pyramids. I thought those were off limits to the public. That's why I never visited Egypt.

Now I wonder why my hands smell funny.

Posted by: Ryan at September 14, 2009 7:06 PM

When you were describing the main character for some reason I kept picturing Death in Neil Gaimans The Sandman.

http://www.artistsuk.co.uk/acatalog/Death_Sandman.JPG

The plot line sounds like a mind fuck to me, I don't know if its a mindfuck on, say, The Crying of Lot 49 proportions, but odd.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 15, 2009 3:30 PM

I just picked this book up from the library yesterday and I finished it before bed last night. I loved it. It was entertaining, strange, and sarcastic while also being mindfuckery of the finest sort. Thanks for introducing me to it, Nicole!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at September 24, 2009 8:55 AM

you've gotten an incredible weblog right here! would you prefer to make some invite posts on my weblog?

Posted by: home remedies for acne at March 11, 2011 4:11 AM

What made you think about such a topic. Its funny I am not the only one that feels that way about it. Keep it up!

Posted by: forex trading tips at March 11, 2011 12:36 PM

OMG, How could I ever survive without your blog posts? Bye,

Posted by: Black Hat SEO Forum at March 18, 2011 3:18 AM


















Viral Hits

>> Pajiba Movie Posters

>> Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs

>> Mindhole Blowers

>> The 100 Greatest Insults of All Time

>> The "Other" 100 Greatest Movie Quotes

>> The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

>> The Sean Bean Death Reel

>> Chicks Dig Beards: It's Science

>> The Coolest TV Show Title Sequences

>> The Most Rewatchable Movies

>> The Most Expensive Movies of All Time